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kwame k
05-09-2009, 05:03 PM
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/m_963eeb8dde937619daee4d96482be33d.jpghttp://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/clay.jpg

I have been wondering why Gary would try and look like such a fag as Gay Aiken. I know the obvious reasons, that he is as big a fag as his hero Clay but upon further research that it not the case at all.

It's his teenage girlfriend who makes him dress like that and wear his hair like that.

Here's Gary doing some work around the house for her.


everyone I made it home a while ago and took a nap with Brooklyn :snoop Gary is coming over in the morning and installing grab bars in my bathtub. He is afraid I might fall. Our friend, Janet, is coming too and we are all going to play dominoes and some dice games.
From Gay Aiken fansite (http://theclayboard.yuku.com/sreply/1499549/t/TRL-Friends-United-Part-280-.html).

Pennypacker
05-09-2009, 05:10 PM
:appl::lmao:

kwame k
05-09-2009, 05:20 PM
Apparently, Gary even has his own website about his Idol Gay Aiken called the Clay Report........


Gary Humbert aka (GMAN290)
~~CLAY AIKEN: The Beginning of a **NEW** RevolutioN~~



Clay is constantly evolving. He is coming into his own. He is looking, should I say, more and more "Natural" when he feels the love of his fans. There is a saying...do unto others as you would have them do unto you...When Clay feels the love ...his performance gives it back in spades...This is the Clay we all come to love and now so... the rest of the world...But, not everyone is applauding his pervasive presence...his critics and naysayers are out there. It started with Simon, then the reviewers of his album , and now Peta.
Clay reminds me of an artist from another era, Elvis Presley. When Elvis came on the scene he was terrifying to the adult establishment, especially the parents. He was initially viewed as the devil's advocate… but his presence and music undoubtedly changed the industry... It is no accident that Elvis Presley's rise to fame in the 1950s was in tandem with the rise of rock 'n' roll, for the man and the music were indelibly linked.
Now there is a new musical form being pioneered today by none other than our prominent prophet, Clay Aiken. His unique style, delivery and sound is symbolizing the cultural shakeup Elvis had on his fans in the 50's. There was a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist and social historian by the name of David Halberstam who proclaimed, "In cultural terms, that Elvis's Coming was nothing short than the start of a Revolution."
Clay Aiken is now embarked in setting his own Revolution...He is an emblem, going against today’s rebellious liberation and setting his own standard.... taking everyone along for the ride that have fallen smitten with him...his appeal spans to every social strata....
Clay is now living in our collective conscience. In the years to come I feel Clay shall be studied and analyzed by his social impact just as Elvis was.... Clay may be on one end of the spectrum and Elvis on the other, but there is no doubt, that they are both indelibly linked.
Elvis may have left the building; But Clay has just entered.........

Filed By Gary Humbert 11/25/2003
Link (http://www.clayreport.com/writers/gary_humbert.htm)

Blaze
05-09-2009, 05:34 PM
My God! That is odd! Who in the English speaking world has never eaten a baked potato.

Pennypacker
05-09-2009, 06:27 PM
I feel Clay shall be studied and analyzed by his social impact just as Elvis was.... Clay may be on one end of the spectrum and Elvis on the other, but there is no doubt, that they are both indelibly linked.
Elvis may have left the building; But Clay has just entered.........

:confused11:

Kwame, reading that first post was just hilarious. On the other hand, reading this has enraged me, why would you post such a quote!! ;)

kwame k
05-09-2009, 06:34 PM
I feel Clay shall be studied and analyzed by his social impact just as Elvis was.... Clay may be on one end of the spectrum and Elvis on the other, but there is no doubt, that they are both indelibly linked.
Elvis may have left the building; But Clay has just entered.........

:confused11:

Kwame, reading that first post was just hilarious. On the other hand, reading this has enraged me, why would you post such a quote!! ;)

Hey, I'm just reporting the facts.......that was Gar/BlimpyThe Chump's quote.:biggrin:

LoungeMachine
05-09-2009, 06:53 PM
Where is MaddVive when we need him.

HE was the HUGE Clay Aiken fan here.......

:gulp:

kwame k
05-09-2009, 07:30 PM
Where is MaddVive when we need him.

HE was the HUGE Clay Aiken fan here.......

:gulp:

Do we really need him here:hee:

chefcraig
05-09-2009, 08:04 PM
Probably the biggest non-announcement and unneeded cover story offered in recent memory...:duh:


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kwame k
05-09-2009, 08:19 PM
That's as big of a news story as Gary being an idiot.

chefcraig
05-09-2009, 08:31 PM
Newscaster: Moscow in flames, missiles headed toward New York. Film at eleven.
Newscaster: The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven.
Newscaster: Rams plagued by fumbles as earthquakes rock Los Angeles. Film at eleven.


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BlimpyCHIMP™
05-09-2009, 09:28 PM
It's his teenage girlfriend who makes him dress like that and wear his hair like that.

That GAR guy's a fag, dude. But he's supposed to be older than him.

If he's bangin the teenies, he's a pedo. We don't tolerate that here!

Nobody here is going to stand for teenager sex, naked teens, sexy cheerleader teens, pigtailed sluts, animal husbandry nor poultry poof banter and we don't like fags, neither!

BAN that guy! Is that really GAR? LMFAO~!!

ook
ook
ookookookookookookookook..

BlimpyCHIMP™
05-09-2009, 09:31 PM
Where is MaddVive when we need him.

HE was the HUGE Clay Aiken fan here.......

:gulp:

That DrMaddvibe guy's a fag, dude. But he's supposed to be younger than GAR.

I didn't know Maddvibe was GAR and he's a pedo. We don't tolerate that here!

Nobody here is going to stand ..

ook
ook
ookookookookookookookook..

Diamondjimi
05-09-2009, 09:33 PM
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/m_963eeb8dde937619daee4d96482be33d.jpghttp://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/clay.jpg

I have been wondering why Gary would try and look like such a fag as Gay Aiken. I know the obvious reasons, that he is as big a fag as his hero Clay but upon further research that it not the case at all.

It's his teenage girlfriend who makes him dress like that and wear his hair like that.

Here's Gary doing some work around the house for her.

From Gay Aiken fansite (http://theclayboard.yuku.com/sreply/1499549/t/TRL-Friends-United-Part-280-.html).
:rofl:
Fucking Pwn3D!!!

http://pics.maunier.org/pwned.gif

kwame k
05-09-2009, 09:35 PM
That GAR guy's a fag, dude. But he's supposed to be older than him.

If he's bangin the teenies, he's a pedo. We don't tolerate that here!

Nobody here is going to stand for teenager sex, naked teens, sexy cheerleader teens, pigtailed sluts, animal husbandry nor poultry poof banter and we don't like fags, neither!

BAN that guy! Is that really GAR? LMFAO~!!

ook
ook
ookookookookookookookook..

:confused13:

Gary I don't know who's a more repugnant piece of shit you or C-Dung. Alias defending Alias......Classic CadaverDung style.


































*On a side note you both have similar posting styles:umm:

BlimpyCHIMP™
05-09-2009, 09:44 PM
Do something that will make me laugh.

You guys are boring, many many times over - never really impressed, you say "owned" but you don't own.

It's like you guys don't even try anymore.

BlimpyCHIMP™
05-09-2009, 09:46 PM
Apparently, Gary even has his own website about his Idol Gay Aiken called the Clay Report........

Link (http://www.clayreport.com/writers/gary_humbert.htm)

THAT is not my real name! And I will not tolerate you talking shit about Clay Aiken.

He's a real American hero.. unlike.. screw you don't talk shit about Clay AIKEN!

kwame k
05-09-2009, 09:48 PM
Do something that will make me laugh.

You guys are boring, many many times over - never really impressed, you say "owned" but you don't own.

It's like you guys don't even try anymore.

Sadly, we're only as good as the Troll we're busting........Says volumes about you, Gary.

Blaze
05-09-2009, 10:00 PM
Blimp,
Here is a leg up. :)
Discourse analysis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discourse_analysis)
Start studying and altering the dynamics to faithful bots. ;)
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Nickdfresh
05-09-2009, 10:36 PM
Do something that will make me laugh.

You guys are boring, many many times over - never really impressed, you say "owned" but you don't own.

It's like you guys don't even try anymore.

I'll be owning you next week, ass-swiller...:)

BlimpyCHIMP™
05-09-2009, 10:46 PM
I'll be owning you next week, ass-swiller...:)

Just like my ex: a few posts, and you're out like a lightbulb for at least a week.

Albeit, a none-too-bright bulb..

BlimpyCHIMP™
05-09-2009, 10:51 PM
Blimp,
Here is a leg up. :)
Discourse analysis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discourse_analysis)
Start studying and altering the dynamics to faithful bots. ;)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3414/3442265430_cb1142d470_o.jpg
Woodcut by: Lisa Brawn

Are you aware that you are a robot?

Nickdfresh
05-09-2009, 10:59 PM
Just like my ex: a few posts, and you're out like a lightbulb for at least a week.

Albeit, a none-too-bright bulb..


Well GayGAR, is this the indicative stupid post to frustrate any response too?

And your ex? Did she leave you for a Mexican that actually worked for a living rather than spamming the VH boards that haven't banned you, yet?

kwame k
05-09-2009, 11:00 PM
Breaking News Alert!!!!!!

Here's Gary, without his Gay Aiken wig, going public about his break-up with Glay. Listen to the bitterness in Gary's voice, this is one rejected lover here folks.

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* Quick question, Gary. Was Glay Aiken are rebound fling after your break-up with Jizzy?

BlimpyCHIMP™
05-09-2009, 11:17 PM
Please don't talk like this about Clay Aiken.

If he finds out about it, he has a bad temper and it won't be good for you.

kwame k
05-09-2009, 11:20 PM
Did he beat you in bed, Gary?

BlimpyCHIMP™
05-09-2009, 11:25 PM
You're the one stashin' the Aiken pics on photobucket!

kwame k
05-09-2009, 11:31 PM
You're the one stashin' the Aiken pics on photobucket!

That's all you got pussy bitch?

You had us fooled all along Gary. I am the first to admit that I never suspected that you were really http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/gary3.jpg

BlimpyCHIMP™
05-09-2009, 11:40 PM
You're really 40 years old, huh..

kwame k
05-09-2009, 11:43 PM
You're really 40 years old, huh..


Says the the fag posing as a chimp.........









You really got busted molesting little boys, Gary?

BlimpyCHIMP™
05-10-2009, 12:03 AM
I'm guessing your Ma went out for drinks, so you got bold and decided to jump on her computer to mouth off on the Internests with one hand while you peel your Twizzler with the other.. this is only a guess.

kwame k
05-10-2009, 12:08 AM
I'm guessing your Ma went out for drinks, so you got bold and decided to jump on her computer to mouth off on the Internests with one hand while you peel your Twizzler with the other.. this is only a guess.

Trying out a hybrid of the Library taunt everyone uses on you, Gary?




FAIL

jhale667
05-10-2009, 12:27 AM
Trying out a hybrid of the Library taunt everyone uses on you, Gary?




FAIL


:lol:

Gayr/BlimpyChump = pwned.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c332/InSurfWeTrust17/PWNED.jpg

BlimpyCHIMP™
05-10-2009, 12:45 AM
Sorry bout what I said of your Ma, Swamie.

But she does say she needs you to pick her up after I'm done .. and I got no change to send her home drunk on the bus this time.

BlimpyCHIMP™
05-10-2009, 12:47 AM
:lol:

Gayr/BlimpyChump = pwned.

Oh HI Jay, Hiyee!!

Look who just got offa work, and pushed his gal off the couch to go bring home some dough.. It's Jay everybody!

Jays=2cents are in the crackhouse! Welcome JAY

BlimpyCHIMP™
05-10-2009, 12:48 AM
Jay paid the electric! HEY Jay, welcome abroad..

and by that I mean far far away

WARF
05-10-2009, 10:50 AM
This thread is going down in the history books....

I think we should fucking mod kwame while i'm at it....

I know I keep endorsing the old schoolers... that's just me...

But I gotta love the newer members.. comin' in and kickin ass....

That's the only way to get your name out there...

GREAT JOB KWAME!!!

I think even GAR is laughin' at this shit...

How could you not???

WARF
05-10-2009, 11:02 AM
Probably the biggest non-announcement and unneeded cover story offered in recent memory...:duh:


http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/4037/aclay.jpg (http://img22.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aclay.jpg)

In all fairness... atleast Clay Aiken has proof he got laid!!!

uh u hu h uhuh u hu h uh u

kwame k
05-10-2009, 11:13 AM
This thread is going down in the history books....

I think we should fucking mod kwame while i'm at it....

I know I keep endorsing the old schoolers... that's just me...

But I gotta love the newer members.. comin' in and kickin ass....

That's the only way to get your name out there...

GREAT JOB KWAME!!!

I think even GAR is laughin' at this shit...

How could you not???


Careful WARF, with Gary's super secret mod powers here he might come after you and start a bunch of nonsense threads asking that you get de-modded. He has that power or.........in his little pussy boy mind he thinks he does. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt, in Gary's mind.



On a side note, we should take it easy on Gary, considering how many years he did in Jail for molesting children.


http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/ents_1-1_jpg_display.jpg


Gary Glitter's release day set
Posted Mon Aug 4, 2008 8:17am AEST

Disgraced pop star Gary Glitter will be freed from a Vietnam prison on August 19 after serving a three-year term for child molestation.

Link (http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/08/04/2322869.htm)

bueno bob
05-10-2009, 01:39 PM
That GAR guy's a fag, dude. But he's supposed to be older than him.

If he's bangin the teenies, he's a pedo. We don't tolerate that here!

Nobody here is going to stand for teenager sex, naked teens, sexy cheerleader teens, pigtailed sluts, animal husbandry nor poultry poof banter and we don't like fags, neither!

BAN that guy! Is that really GAR? LMFAO~!!

ook
ook
ookookookookookookookook..

So...you're not Gar...WOOOOW...

I have to thank you for that incredible insight. There - I put in a thank you for the post. I guess everything's cleared up now. Glad to see you're still dropping "We" when talking about what the site allows and doesn't. Nice way to drop in your "I'm more important than you are around here!" bullshit.