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houseofpain
05-12-2009, 02:15 AM
To the (out of)tune of Don't Tell Me

Its my car, I drive how I want
full of power
There's a chump
In a piece of shit Ford
Its his ass
That's gonna get beat
I can drive
I can pass his ass too fast
Take his pink slip now
Hit the juice
Toast his ride
He's goin' down, goin down tonight
And I don't wanna hear
about mustang ride
No, I ain't gonna save you
what's the point in that

Is It right to punk easy pinks
Close your eyes
Step on the gas and pray
Now you're toast by HEMI power
Givin' up, givin' up, givin' up your ride
If I'm fast, than I own your ass
you suck, yeah you're gonna hear about it
But I've tried, yeah I've tried for it
I tried, I tried 'til your ass is fried
And I...
I'm tired of hearing what Ford's can do
And I...
Ain't gonna hold back on you
I've seen the crappy ride
Down at your side
I'm gonna smoke your ride
Ohhh...
Is It right to punk easy pinks
Close your eyes
Step on the gas and pray
Now you're toast by HEMI power
Givin' up, givin' up, givin' up your ride
If I'm fast, than I own your ass
you suck, yeah you're gonna hear about it
If I'm fast, than I own your ass
you suck, yeah you're gonna hear about it
But I've tried, yeah I've tried for it
I tried, I tried 'til your ass is fried
And I...
I'm tired of hearing what Ford's can do
And I...
Ain't gonna hold back on you
I've seen the crappy ride
Down at your side
I'm gonna smoke your ride
Can't say but your ride is crap
Your music sucks too
Turn down the bass on your rap
I turn up Panama
On my Alpine
Ohhh...
Don't tell me what Ford's can do
Hey, hey, hey
Don't tell me what Ford's can do
Hey, hey, hey

FORD
07-20-2009, 05:30 AM
How do I know when it's Spam?
I can't tell you, cuz I can't read Mandarin

Panamark
07-20-2009, 09:13 AM
This is tough, HOP, you da man, but in order to rearrange
a Hagar song, one must first know a Hagar song...
I am really lacking in that area, however due to Radio I have
actually heard "Dreams" and I feel scarred for life...

So I guess

"Thats what Reams are made of" !!!

ELVIS
07-21-2009, 03:06 AM
Exactly. I don't know enough lyrics to make a spoof on them, nor do I care to learn any...

hankster
07-21-2009, 06:55 PM
I was just thinking, why we are going nuts making fun of the fat bastard, he is out there with Joe Satriani, and that Anthony fucker, and actually charting!! I couldn't stand him then and I hate the fact that he is singing on Satch's band album. Screw Slammy and his crap! who needs him