The Official Joe Biden "open mouth, insert foot" thread

[fryingdutchman]

OK....let me say that I'm not really into partisan politics.

I try to call 'em the way I see 'em, and I won't defend either party if they're acting like fucking morons.

Obama seems to be doing the best he can, and I hope that he succeeds in reversing some of the monumental fuckups of the last 8 years.

However, there's alway somebody lurking in the wings....just waiting to give poor Barack some really needless headaches.

Yup...it's the Veep himself. Joe Biden, the guy whose mouth consistently outruns his brain.

Let's keep tabs on Joe, because he's certainly going to give us many memorable moments in the years to come!

[fryingdutchman]

I'll start with the latest...just within the last 24 hours.

Joe reveals potentially classified information on the location of the VP's secret bunker...

Vice President Joe Biden, well-known for his verbal gaffes, may have finally outdone himself, divulging potentially classified information meant to save the life of a sitting vice president.

According to a report, while recently attending the Gridiron Club dinner in Washington, an annual event where powerful politicians and media elite get a chance to cozy up to one another, Biden told his dinnermates about the existence of a secret bunker under the old U.S. Naval Observatory, which is now the home of the vice president.

The bunker is believed to be the secure, undisclosed location former Vice President Dick Cheney remained under protection in secret after the 9/11 attacks.

Eleanor Clift, Newsweek magazine's Washington contributing editor, said Biden revealed the location while filling in for President Obama at the dinner, who, along with Grover Cleveland, is the only president to skip the gathering.

According to Clift's report on the Newsweek blog, Biden "said a young naval officer giving him a tour of the residence showed him the hideaway, which is behind a massive steel door secured by an elaborate lock with a narrow connecting hallway lined with shelves filled with communications equipment."

Clift continued: "The officer explained that when Cheney was in lock down, this was where his most trusted aides were stationed, an image that Biden conveyed in a way that suggested we shouldn't be surprised that the policies that emerged were off the wall."

On Monday, Biden's press office issued a statement in response to this story, denying the bunker report.

"What the Vice President described in his comments was not -- as some press reports have suggested -- an underground facility, but rather, an upstairs workspace in the residence, which he understood was frequently used by Vice President Cheney and his aides," said Biden's spokesperson Elizabeth Alexander. "That workspace was converted into an upstairs guestroom when the Bidens moved into the residence. There was no disclosure of classified information."

In December 2002, neighbors complained of loud construction work being done at the Naval Observatory, which has been used as a residence by vice presidents since 1974.

The upset neighbors were sent a letter by the observatory's superintendent, calling the work "sensitive in nature" and "classified" and that it was urgent it be completed "on a highly accelerated schedule."

Residents said they believed workers were digging deep into the ground, which would support Biden's report of a secret bunker, but officials never confirmed the purpose of the work performed.

The revelation is the latest from Biden, who has a long history of political blunders.

Most recently, he said in a televised interview that if a family member asked him about traveling he'd advise staying away from public transportation or confined spaces to avoid swine flu -- a remark described as "borderline fearmongering" by an airline spokesman.

[fryingdutchman]

And....just so we can get brought up to speed, here's a little history for y'all....

Here's a list of 14 amusing yet cringe-worthy "Bidenisms" made during the vice president's more recent political career.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/img/story/041709_biden.jpg

-- On March 13, 2009, Biden addressed a former Senate colleague by saying, "An hour late, oh give me a f**king break," after he arrived on Amtrak at Union Station in Washington, D.C. The vice president's expletive was caught on a live microphone.

-- During a Feb. 25, 2009, interview on CBS' "Early Show," Biden encouraged viewers to visit a government-run Web site that tracks stimulus spending. When asked for the site's web address, Biden could not remember the site's "number."

"You know, I'm embarrassed. Do you know the Web site number?" he asked an aide standing out of view. "I should have it in front of me and I don't. I'm actually embarrassed."

-- At a Jan. 30, 2009, swearing-in ceremony of senior White House staff, Biden mocked Chief Justice John Roberts for his presidential oath blunder on Inauguration Day.

"Am I doing this again?" Biden said, after Obama asked him to administer the oath. When Biden was told the swearing-in was for senior staff -- and not cabinet members -- the vice president quipped, "My memory is not as good as Justice Roberts," prompting a stern nudge from Obama.

-- On Inauguration Day, Jan. 20 2009, Biden misspoke when he told a cheering crowd of supporters, "Jill and I had the great honor of standing on that stage, looking across at one of the great justices, Justice Stewart." Justice John Paul Stevens -- not Stewart -- swore Biden in as vice president.

-- When criticizing former GOP nominee John McCain in Athens, Ohio, on Oct. 15, 2008, Biden said, "Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs."

-- In a Sept. 22, 2008, CBS interview, Biden misspoke when he said Franklin D. Roosevelt was president when the stock market crashed in 1929.

"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened," he said. Herbert Hoover -- not Roosevelt -- was president in 1929, and television had not yet been invented in 1929.

-- During a Sept. 12, 2008, speech in Columbia, Mo., Biden called for Missouri State Sen. Chuck Graham, who is wheelchair-bound, to "stand up."

"Oh, God love ya," Biden said, after realizing his mistake. "What am I talking about?"

-- At a Sept. 10, 2008, town hall meeting in Nashua, N.H., Biden said, "Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me."

-- Biden mistakenly referred to Alaska governor Sarah Palin as the "lieutenant governor" of her state during a town hall meeting on Sept. 4, 2008 at George Mason University in Manassas, Va.

"I heard a very, by the way I mean this sincerely, a very strong and a very good political speech from a lieutenant governor of Alaska who I think is going to be very formidable, very formidable not only in the campaign but in the debate," Biden said.

-- Biden said he was running for president -- not vice president -- during a Sept. 1, 2008, roundtable discussion in Scranton, Pa.

"Today is the moment for me as a United States senator running for president to put aside the national politics and focus on what's happening down there," Biden said.

-- Biden referred to John McCain as "George" during his vice presidential acceptance speech on Aug. 27, 2008, at the Democratic National Convention in Denver, Co. "Freudian slip, folks, Freudian slip," he explained.

-- Biden confused army brigades with battalions when speaking about Obama's plan for sending troops to Afghanistan.

"Or should we trust Barack Obama, who more than a year ago called for sending two additional combat brigades to Afghanistan?"

-- During his first campaign rally with Obama as his vice presidential running mate on Aug. 23, 2008, Biden introduced Obama by saying, "A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States -- Barack America!"

-- On Jan. 31, 2007 -- the day Biden announced his presidential bid -- the Delaware Senator was roundly criticized for calling Obama "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."

[Kristy]

Biden reminds me of the old guy in your neighborhood who rambles on and on and on about his war stories, his hunting stories, or, most likely, "when I was your age" stories without clue fucking one as to what he is talking about.

To me he's a bit an of enigma in that no one is really sure as to how he became VP in the first place. Maybe it was ploy by Obama advisers to have some contrast between the young and the old for the DNP voter believing that Biden's age also held wisdom. Were they ever wrong.

Biden's senility (and yes, I'm calling him senile) is what scares me in that no one in the DNP is calling him out for it. Or maybe I'm wrong and Biden wants to see himself fastened in American history by being a figurehead for Obama's historical presidency hoping that people will remember his quotes long after he's gone. Unfortunately, that's what happening now.

And rarely does a VP make history. Quayle was probably the most innocuous one to date and even Darth knew when to shut the fuck up and let Bush be the fall guy. As the saying goes instead of trying to make history perhaps Biden should learn from it.

[Nickdfresh]

And....just so we can get brought up to speed, here's a little history for y'all....

Here's a list of 14 amusing yet cringe-worthy "Bidenisms" made during the vice president's more recent political career.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/img/story/041709_biden.jpg

-- On March 13, 2009, Biden addressed a former Senate colleague by saying, "An hour late, oh give me a f**king break," after he arrived on Amtrak at Union Station in Washington, D.C. The vice president's expletive was caught on a live microphone.

-- During a Feb. 25, 2009, interview on CBS' "Early Show," Biden encouraged viewers to visit a government-run Web site that tracks stimulus spending. When asked for the site's web address, Biden could not remember the site's "number."

"You know, I'm embarrassed. Do you know the Web site number?" he asked an aide standing out of view. "I should have it in front of me and I don't. I'm actually embarrassed."

-- At a Jan. 30, 2009, swearing-in ceremony of senior White House staff, Biden mocked Chief Justice John Roberts for his presidential oath blunder on Inauguration Day.

"Am I doing this again?" Biden said, after Obama asked him to administer the oath. When Biden was told the swearing-in was for senior staff -- and not cabinet members -- the vice president quipped, "My memory is not as good as Justice Roberts," prompting a stern nudge from Obama.

-- On Inauguration Day, Jan. 20 2009, Biden misspoke when he told a cheering crowd of supporters, "Jill and I had the great honor of standing on that stage, looking across at one of the great justices, Justice Stewart." Justice John Paul Stevens -- not Stewart -- swore Biden in as vice president.

-- When criticizing former GOP nominee John McCain in Athens, Ohio, on Oct. 15, 2008, Biden said, "Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs."

-- In a Sept. 22, 2008, CBS interview, Biden misspoke when he said Franklin D. Roosevelt was president when the stock market crashed in 1929.

"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened," he said. Herbert Hoover -- not Roosevelt -- was president in 1929, and television had not yet been invented in 1929.

-- During a Sept. 12, 2008, speech in Columbia, Mo., Biden called for Missouri State Sen. Chuck Graham, who is wheelchair-bound, to "stand up."

"Oh, God love ya," Biden said, after realizing his mistake. "What am I talking about?"

-- At a Sept. 10, 2008, town hall meeting in Nashua, N.H., Biden said, "Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me."

-- Biden mistakenly referred to Alaska governor Sarah Palin as the "lieutenant governor" of her state during a town hall meeting on Sept. 4, 2008 at George Mason University in Manassas, Va.

"I heard a very, by the way I mean this sincerely, a very strong and a very good political speech from a lieutenant governor of Alaska who I think is going to be very formidable, very formidable not only in the campaign but in the debate," Biden said.

-- Biden said he was running for president -- not vice president -- during a Sept. 1, 2008, roundtable discussion in Scranton, Pa.

"Today is the moment for me as a United States senator running for president to put aside the national politics and focus on what's happening down there," Biden said.

-- Biden referred to John McCain as "George" during his vice presidential acceptance speech on Aug. 27, 2008, at the Democratic National Convention in Denver, Co. "Freudian slip, folks, Freudian slip," he explained.

-- Biden confused army brigades with battalions when speaking about Obama's plan for sending troops to Afghanistan.

"Or should we trust Barack Obama, who more than a year ago called for sending two additional combat brigades to Afghanistan?"

-- During his first campaign rally with Obama as his vice presidential running mate on Aug. 23, 2008, Biden introduced Obama by saying, "A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States -- Barack America!"

-- On Jan. 31, 2007 -- the day Biden announced his presidential bid -- the Delaware Senator was roundly criticized for calling Obama "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."

Biden has foot-in-mouth disease no doubt....

But the above list seems pretty borderline and smacks of mostly cherry-picked, mainly out of context or 'who-gives-a-shit?' type comments under a microscope. It's a collage of quotes that could made about any politician...

That being said, he just might be Obama's ultimate talisman against an assassination attempt. ;):)

[mrchickenfoot]

I'm a republican but I disagree with all of you. Joe Biden is a VP with a huge wealth of knowledge in foreign affairs and most would consider one of the most respected Senators in last years Senate and the best picks for VP that Obama could have made

[fryingdutchman]

I'm a republican but I disagree with all of you. Joe Biden is a VP with a huge wealth of knowledge in foreign affairs and most would consider one of the most respected Senators in last years Senate and the best picks for VP that Obama could have made

I'm not disputing Biden's wealth of knowledge or vast experience.

He is to Obama what Cheney was to Bush...a guy with a lot of field experience who can be turned to for an educated opinion on a wide range of issues.

This isn't about politics...it's about humor.

[fryingdutchman]

Biden has foot-in-mouth disease no doubt....

But the above list seems pretty borderline and smacks of mostly cherry-picked, mainly out of context or 'who-gives-a-shit?' type comments under a microscope. It's a collage of quotes that could made about any politician...



All very true, Nick!

But it just seems that he's had so many so soon that he's bound to drop a REALLY big one any day now!!

:biggrin:

[hideyoursheep]

Hell, let him talk all he wants to! I love the guy!

Takes my mind off the economy...

[ELVIS]

Obama seems to be doing the best he can,


Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:lmao::elvis:

[sadaist]

To me he's a bit an of enigma in that no one is really sure as to how he became VP in the first place.



A lot of people are still wondering how Obama got the Presidency as well. As for Biden, it is, and will continue to be amusing watching Democrats backing him with the misspoke-out of context-anyone could slip like this type defense after eight years of slamming orator in chief GWB.

[ELVIS]

Hey Joe, can you freeze a smile like this ??

http://www.topnews.in/files/images/David-Lee-Roth5.jpg

how'zdizzDave?

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/img/story/041709_biden.jpg


:elvis:

[GreenBayLA]

SEXY JOE!!
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/05/Shirtless-Biden-R.jpg

White House aides said that Biden pulled into the driveway shortly before noon, the chorus of Night Ranger's "(You Can Still) Rock In America" blaring from his car's stereo. According to witnesses, Biden spent several minutes maneuvering the Trans Am into the perfect spot, and was observed drumming his fingers on the steering wheel until the song came to a close.

The shirtless 66-year-old then entered the executive residence and greeted employees with a round of high fives and a variety of nicknames. "Hey, hot stuff, looking good,"

Full story Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/shirtless_biden_washes_trans_am_in?utm_source=a-section)

[ELVIS]

I guess his crackhead male companion said make sure my fucking car is spotless before you let it back into my sight!


:elvis:

[ELVIS]

And why do old motherfuckers wear dress shoes with shorts ??

Don't they have sneakers, flip-flops, sandles, crocks etc...

[ELVIS]

And whats with that dent on the very left front ??

[standin]

Hahahahahaha~
That very doodle is in front of gar rd for sale. It'll be 6 monthes before I pass that way again.~
I knew I shoulda took a pic or at least the number!

~Blaze

[Nickdfresh]

LOL Um, you do realize that The Onion is a bogus news comedy website. right?

[standin]

Yea, it is but that very make and car is in front of Gar Rd up for sale. I just went past for my blood docs visit. Tuesday. I wrote that to Gar about Gar road a time lot or two ago. ....
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3068/2968243904_8d39bd6653_b.jpg
I sent him this pic and a few others.~
Blaze

[sadaist]

Hey Joe, can you freeze a smile like this ??

http://www.topnews.in/files/images/David-Lee-Roth5.jpg



I dig that pic of Dave. Lookin' great. The only thing missing is the tip of a canary feather poking out of his teeth.

[LoungeMachine]

so standin is Blaze?

The same Blaze sending me PM's bitching about Gar?

:rolleyes:

[standin]

No~ Standin has membership on my (Blaze's) journal. The laptop is work related. I doubt I (Blaze)wrote "bitching" to you about Gar. However, my memory is not infallible. Gar has ventured to areas I would bitch about, but unlikely that I would. Sorry about the account borrow, however, the computer the held "Blaze" Has some sort of nasty on it that has made reformatting a challenge. I suspect that the fundi on the system has been changed. I'll get to it at my leisure. In the mean time, this Standin is what is offered.
Blaze

[standin]

Blaze account is intact.
standin PM's is listed
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3123/3552621179_9074c805e8_b.jpg

[Blaze]

:pullinghair:

[ELVIS]

SEXY JOE!!
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/05/Shirtless-Biden-R.jpg

Full story Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/shirtless_biden_washes_trans_am_in?utm_source=a-section)

I suppose Biden always washes his car with a bucket, a dry towell and NO WATER...


:elvis:

[hideyoursheep]

No~ Standin has membership on my (Blaze's) journal. The laptop is work related. I doubt I (Blaze)wrote "bitching" to you about Gar. However, my memory is not infallible. Gar has ventured to areas I would bitch about, but unlikely that I would. Sorry about the account borrow, however, the computer the held "Blaze" Has some sort of nasty on it that has made reformatting a challenge. I suspect that the fundi on the system has been changed. I'll get to it at my leisure. In the mean time, this Standin is what is offered.
Blaze

Oh fuck....


:019:

[ELVIS]

Is that VP, or even TA attire ???


:elvis:

[ELVIS]

BTW, I think that's a Turbo Trans Am...:D

[ELVIS]

Yep...

http://i18.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/41/df/4c31_1.JPG

1981 Pontiac Turbo Trans Am Pace Car (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Pontiac-Trans-Am-Pace-Car-1981-NASCAR-Special-Edition-Pace-Car-Turbo-Trans-Am_W0QQitemZ320373376698QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars _Trucks?hash=item4a97bdc6ba&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245&_trkparms=72%3A317%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318 )


:elvis:

[fryingdutchman]

Well...it didn't take long to bring this thread back.

You can always count on good old Joe.

Now he's pissed off Russia by calling them "weakened."

Nice diplomacy, Joe. Like the situation wasn't tenuous enough already...

Read on...

MOSCOW (AP) -- An interview U.S. Vice President Joe Biden gave to an American newspaper was front-page news Monday in Moscow, where his characterization of Russia as a weakened nation hit a raw nerve.

Biden said Russia's economic difficulties are likely to make the Kremlin more willing to cooperate with the United States on a range of national security issues.

"I think we vastly underestimate the hand that we hold," he said in an interview to The Wall Street Journal published Saturday.

Biden's comments appeared to catch the Kremlin by surprise, coming less than three weeks after President Barack Obama said on a visit to Moscow that the U.S. wants to see a "strong, peaceful and prosperous Russia."

"It raises the question: Who is shaping U.S. foreign policy? The president or members of his team, even the most respected ones?" said Kremlin foreign policy adviser Sergei Prikhodko.

White House spokesman Robert Gibbs on Monday downplayed suggestions that Biden was setting a different U.S. policy from that laid out by the president.

When asked whether Obama thought Biden had gone too far in his remarks, Gibbs said the president stated his views on Russia during his recent visit and the vice president agrees with those views.

Gibbs said both leaders believe Russia will do its part to improve relations with the U.S.

Most Russian newspapers put Biden's interview on their front pages Monday, with headlines casting doubt on Washington's commitment to forge a more constructive relationship with Moscow.

"Joe Biden unexpectedly returned to the rhetoric of the previous Bush administration," the newspaper Kommersant wrote.

Moskovsky Komsomolets said Biden, with his "boorish openness," showed what the Obama administration really thinks about Russia. "We should respond to the Yankees in the same way," the newspaper wrote. "Any other language, unfortunately or fortunately, they do not understand."

The papers jumped on Biden's comments about Russia's demographic and economic problems.

"They have a shrinking population base, they have a withering economy, they have a banking sector and structure that is not likely to be able to withstand the next 15 years, they're in a situation where the world is changing before them and they're clinging to something in the past that is not sustainable," Biden said in the interview.

Some newspapers and commentators noted that Russians say the same things about themselves. The question, they said, was why Biden made the comments so quickly after this month's summit by Obama and President Dmitry Medvedev, and after Biden's own trip last week to Ukraine and Georgia, former Soviet republics whose growing ties to the West are deeply resented in Moscow.

Sergei Rogov, director of the government-funded USA and Canada Institute, was quoted in Kommersant as saying the interview was aimed in part at addressing criticism in the U.S. that the Obama administration was too soft on Russia.

Some commentators said it was wrong to see Biden as diverging from the policy set by Obama, as suggested by Prikhodko.

Biden was most likely expressing Washington's "Plan B," said Vladimir Milov, a former deputy energy minister who now heads his own think tank. If the Kremlin proves unwilling to compromise, the United States was likely to reduce relations to a minimum and push Moscow to the periphery of world politics, Milov wrote in the online Gazeta.ru.

U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton made an apparent effort Sunday to reassure Moscow, saying on NBC "Meet the Press" that the administration considers Russia to be a "great power."

"Every country faces challenges," she said. "We have our challenges, Russia has their challenges. There are certain issues that Russia has to deal with on its own."

[Nickdfresh]

Joe's just being honest. He sure as fuck isn't a diplomat, but he's right on the Ruskies...

[Blackflag]

"They have a shrinking population base, they have a withering economy, they have a banking sector and structure that is not likely to be able to withstand the next 15 years, they're in a situation where the world is changing before them and they're clinging to something in the past that is not sustainable," Biden said in the interview.


Ha ha - do the russians even dispute this? I wish the president would keep it real like that instead of trying to kiss every ass he meets.

[LoungeMachine]

Has Joe looked into their eyes and seen their soul, yet?

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

they have a withering economy, they have a banking sector and structure that is not likely to be able to withstand the next 15 years, they're in a situation where the world is changing before them and they're clinging to something in the past that is not sustainable," Biden said in the interview.




Could just as easily describe the US.

:gulp:

[fryingdutchman]

Could just as easily describe the US.

:gulp:

True 'dat!

And therein lies my point. Biden shouldn't be engaging in any "toughest kid on the block" posturing on behalf of the U.S., because it seems that we're not exactly in the greatest shape either.

The U.S. is no juggernaut, and hasn't been in some time.


Joe's just being honest. He sure as fuck isn't a diplomat, but he's right on the Ruskies...

I know, Nicky. But he should know better than to poke the Russians with a stick at this point.

Methinks there are some batshit crazy people running the show over there, and who knows what they'll do.

It seems that in recent years that President, Prime Minister, King Putin (or whatever the fuck title he has today) has become a really obstinant asshole who's looking to pick a fight.

[letsrock]

Joe Biden is really Dan Quayle.

[GreenBayLA]

fryingdutchman:

Well...it didn't take long to bring this thread back.

You can always count on good old Joe.

Now he's pissed off Russia by calling them "weakened."

I'm sure 'ol Joe meant to say he'd love to go the Russia for the weekend but they misheard his east coast accent. ;)

[letsrock]

Joe is a joke.

[ELVIS]

Joe Biden always seems to have a way of saying pretty funny things at the most inappropriate times.

Tuesday's signing of the health care bill was no exception. The Vice-President quoted from classical poet Dr. Seuss Virgil: "The greatest wealth is health" and even used the argot of the street to sum up the single biggest domestic accomplishment of the Obama presidency.

Biden, who introduced the President to applause from various lawmakers and supporters, can be heard whispering to Barack Obama "This is a big f**king deal." Oh Joe, Stating the obvious in the most hilarious way.

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:biggrin:

[Kristy]

Oh, the nerve of that man whispering! It's good to see Fox having their finger on the pulse of what passes for quality news these days.

[Nitro Express]

It's a big fucking deal because Biden probably bought lot's of healthcare stocks.

[sadaist]

Oh, the nerve of that man whispering! It's good to see Fox having their finger on the pulse of what passes for quality news these days.

How is it Fox News' fault? They were broadcasting the whole ceremony. Every station showed this. If they didn't broadcast it you would rip them for that too. Make up your dang mind.


"This guy is a major league asshole"

"oh yeah, big time"

I vaguely remember a shit storm on that one too.


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[VanHalener]

"This is a big phucking deal"

He was only continuing their earlier conversation about who has the bigger schlong.

You didn't hear what the President said, did you?
He said, "Dream on white boy".

[Guitar Shark]

How is it Fox News' fault? They were broadcasting the whole ceremony. Every station showed this. If they didn't broadcast it you would rip them for that too. Make up your dang mind.


"This guy is a major league asshole"

"oh yeah, big time"

I vaguely remember a shit storm on that one too.


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I think Kristy may have been assuming that the story that accompanied ELVIS' post was from Fox News. Since he didn't post a link, it's unclear. But the story is pretty ridiculously slanted even for Fox, so I suspect it's from a different conservative blog/paper.

[FORD]

I think Kristy may have been assuming that the story that accompanied ELVIS' post was from Fox News. Since he didn't post a link, it's unclear. But the story is pretty ridiculously slanted even for Fox, so I suspect it's from a different conservative blog/paper.

Guess you missed the "FOX News" logo in the corner of the video? :biggrin:

[Guitar Shark]

Guess you missed the "FOX News" logo in the corner of the video? :biggrin:

No, the video is clearly from Fox - but the story that accompanied it isn't. Right?

[LoungeMachine]

"This guy is a major league asshole"

"oh yeah, big time"

I vaguely remember a shit storm on that one too.



Harldy a "shitstorm"

But there's a huge difference between calling a reporter a slur, and saying legistlation is a big fucking deal....

Wish Biden had said "Boener's a major league asshole" instead....

:gulp:

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I think it's hilarious....

Frankly, I'd rather hear him "swear like a Sailor" (present party included) than some pompous Thurston Howell III-wannabe....

[lesfunk]

Well, the way I see it, It's fair for Biden to say it is a "Bug fuckin' Deal" cuz it is.
Also From what I know of reporters, That guy Bush was referring to probably was a " Major League Asshole" :)

[lesfunk]

Well, We're gettin' our "Change" regardless whether we want it our not

[Unchainme]

people swear.

I still think Biden is a bit of an idiot and a blowhard (I respect that he holds the office of VP, just don't like his politics), but I don't see the big deal in it.

I do find it funny with the amount of screw ups he's done. The "Stand up Chuck" line, is still pretty hillarious.

[sadaist]

Guess you missed the "FOX News" logo in the corner of the video? :biggrin:


Yeah idiot. Fox was broadcasting the ceremony.

[BigBadBrian]

Much ado about nothing.

Move along, people.

[Nitro Express]

I would say taking over 1/5th of the US economy and looting the American people is a big deal. The thing is this whole healthcare scam is doomed to fail. They don't have the money for it now. Asia has stopped lending and are dumping US bonds as I speak. They can have the big war machine or they can have healthcare but they can't have both. So they are just going to take people's money for some promises they can't finance.

[Nitro Express]

The government took over General Motors. Is the federal government going to force me to buy a GM car or the IRS will fine me?

[Nitro Express]

people swear.

I still think Biden is a bit of an idiot and a blowhard (I respect that he holds the office of VP, just don't like his politics), but I don't see the big deal in it.

I do find it funny with the amount of screw ups he's done. The "Stand up Chuck" line, is still pretty hillarious.

Most politicians are idiots.

[lesfunk]

Lemmie see, First, The banking industry, Then, the Auto industry, Now the Health Care industry..... This Obama dude is a real Pip!

[FORD]

Anybody want a t-shirt? :biggrin:

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[lesfunk]

That was quick!

[Kristy]

Lemmie see, First, The banking industry, Then, the Auto industry, Now the Health Care industry..... This Obama dude is a real Pip!

Not like any of these industries were already fucking themselves out of existence way before Obama came along.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I'm always curious when I hear the complaints about the government taking this and that over....

Let's say for a second that this is Nov. 2008, McCain won the election, and now you continue to have a Republican in the White House with that shitstorm that your Republican predecessor left you....

OK, your turn... Just what the hell would you (McCain) have done ?? Assuming McCain didn't give TARP money, just what exactly would he have done with the banking fiasco ?? Are you just going to let GM fail ??

Seriously, because I've never heard anyone really say it, what would Republicans do differently ??

[lesfunk]

Seriously, because I've never heard anyone really say it, what would Republicans do differently ??

Nothing. They'd fuck us just as hard. Which is why I wonder why everyone around loves Obama so much and hates Bush. Hating Bush I understand. But loving Obama?

[Unchainme]

I'm always curious when I hear the complaints about the government taking this and that over....

Let's say for a second that this is Nov. 2008, McCain won the election, and now you continue to have a Republican in the White House with that shitstorm that your Republican predecessor left you....

OK, your turn... Just what the hell would you (McCain) have done ?? Assuming McCain didn't give TARP money, just what exactly would he have done with the banking fiasco ?? Are you just going to let GM fail ??

Seriously, because I've never heard anyone really say it, what would Republicans do differently ??

Eh..The people posing as republicans wouldn't have done much differently auctually.

Especially McCain...and can you imagine how quickly he probably would have muzzled Palin after the election?

Palin I would have hate seeing handling that as well.

I just don't like the way the two bills were handled. TARP just seemed to be only about temporary jobs on publics works projects. Whats supposed to happen when they are done on the project within 2-3 years lets say?

And I'm uncomfortable bailing out a car company, I hate saying it, but I would have let them go under and have a better company buy up their assets and see a new north american company take it's place. And I despise saying that, as I know it employs so many people, but the piss poor management by the heads of the company ultimately led to it's downfall.

[hambon4lif]

Hating Bush I understand. But loving Obama?I don't necessarily love Obama. I actually pity him more than anything. Who the fuck else would volunteer to be the captain of the Titanic after it hits the iceberg??

The "President Of The United States" used to be an aspiration of gleamy-eyed kids everywhere......those days are long gone.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

And I'm uncomfortable bailing out a car company, I hate saying it, but I would have let them go under and have a better company buy up their assets and see a new north american company take it's place. And I despise saying that, as I know it employs so many people, but the piss poor management by the heads of the company ultimately led to it's downfall.

while i completely agree with you in principal, the unemployment factor if they tanked woulda been crazy, i don't see any north american company, new or old, taking it's place. existing models woulda gained a bigger piece-o-da-pie, and sure as hell nobody keepin' the factories open here stateside.:(

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I don't necessarily love Obama. I actually pity him more than anything. Who the fuck else would volunteer to be the captain of the Titanic after it hits the iceberg??

The "President Of The United States" used to be an aspiration of gleamy-eyed kids everywhere......those days are long gone.

including kids born in africa:biggrin:



sorry, couldn't resist.

[FORD]

Hey, I just found a photo of the signatures on this "historic" document......

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2757/4458150411_488d17bcbe_o.jpg

[kwame k]

:biggrin:

[Nitro Express]

Lemmie see, First, The banking industry, Then, the Auto industry, Now the Health Care industry..... This Obama dude is a real Pip!

He's almost got the whole Monopoly Board covered. Now he just needs a state church.

[Nitro Express]

Hey, I just found a photo of the signatures on this "historic" document......

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2757/4458150411_488d17bcbe_o.jpg

I do handwriting analyses and Nancy Pelosi's signature shows a person of detail and Obama's signature shows a person that likes attention and has a big ego.

[DavidLeeNatra]

I do handwriting analyses and Nancy Pelosi's signature shows a person of detail and Obama's signature shows a person that likes attention and has a big ego.

and the first thing you learn when you do handwriting analyses is that you don't take them from the signature ;)

[fryingdutchman]

I know there's already a thread about this that ELVIS started, but this wonderful thread hasn't seen any action since last July....so let's add Joe's "F-bomb" at the health care bill signing....just for fun...

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[fryingdutchman]

And of course...the clip from last week where he tried to kill off the mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen during St. Patrick's Day...

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[Va Beach VH Fan]

I merged the two threads...

[fryingdutchman]

I merged the two threads...

Thanks, VA!

[GreenBayLA]

I thought this was about ol Joe declaring Irish Prime Minister's mother as dead when she was still alive, oh right your father recently died. OOOPS! (see above).

[Nitro Express]

Russia is doing better since Putin kicked the western bankers out of there. The same people who are screwing the US and Europe right now. Russia is part of the Shanghai Coorperative Organization which will be the world's most powerful trading organization in the future. Russia is aligning itself with the emerging Asian economy and has a lot of oil and energy resources. It's going to be fine. Where is the US going to be when the Federal Reserve goes broke and nobody with lend money to the defunct federal government? The US has to borrow money from China even to do a cash for clunkers program.

[Nitro Express]

and the first thing you learn when you do handwriting analyses is that you don't take them from the signature ;)

Actually you are right in the fact that the more handwriting there is the supposedly more accurate you are because people think more about how their signature looks; especially, public figures but you still can see a person's personality in their signature. Gene Simmons signs his signature with a dollar sign for example. That's a pretty accurate indicator of Gene's personality.:biggrin:

Eddie Van Halen's signature shows a person who is kind of random, with a low attention span. From what I hear he is that way.