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Hardrock69
05-21-2009, 01:38 PM
So I am up here in the Seattle area on vacation. When up here, I always stop to pay my respects to Master Lee.

This occasion was slightly different. Was cruising around with a friend.

We pull up, and there is some fine naked 'chick' standing in front of his grave!

I was like "WTF"?

My friend and I cruised on at 5 mph, and did a loop, coming back almost to the same place. She was sitting on a bench at the foot of his grave by then. I got out of the car and walked up behind her, and took a pic over her shoulder. She had to have heard, but did not move.

Look at the reflection on Bruce's headstone, just to the right of his photo:
http://i41.tinypic.com/34nrz7s.jpg

I zoomed back a bit and took another:
http://i40.tinypic.com/2dsjz2d.jpg

My guess was she was meditating. I wanted to respect her privacy to some degree, so I did not bother to ask her what her trip was.

Walked back to the car, and snapped a pic that caught her head, but the rest of her was hidden by some bushes.
http://i41.tinypic.com/2u7of3c.jpg

We were in the car, going to leave, and I thought, "What the hell, I will never live with myself if I don't do this", so I walked about 20 feet in front of the car and got a side shot of her sitting there on the bench.
http://img14.imagehosting.gr/out.php/i631710_4.jpg

The whole time she did not move or open her eyes. I did not want to interrupt her 'thang', and I did not want to get up close like say, 10 ft and try to get a photo of her snatch...last thing I needed was to piss this girl off, as if she is fanatical enough to pay her respects like this, I can reasonably assume she may know martial arts and could kick my ass to the ground.

Best not to enrage the beast. :D

It was not until I got home a little while ago and uploaded the images to my laptop did I notice the reflection on Bruce's headstone in the first two shots.

She will remain anonymous, as of the four shots, you cannot really make out her face.

But then, whenever my friend and I get together, weird shit like this happens all the time, though this is the first time we have seen a hot naked girl in public like this. :D

kwame k
05-21-2009, 02:51 PM
Wow! :baaa:

standin
05-21-2009, 02:51 PM
I saved one. How do you want it credited?

bueno bob
05-22-2009, 12:22 AM
Fuckin' A, HR...talk about right place/right time...

Obviously meditating, but you scored the goods in a big way and did it very respectfully. Much respect!

10/10, sticky this motherfucker right now, says I...

jhale667
05-22-2009, 12:47 AM
Nice! :baaa:

Hardrock69
05-22-2009, 03:24 AM
When I come up here to visit, I can never believe I am here. I dig this place.

However, in this case, I REALLY can't believe what happened.

Of all the 'right time, right place' scenarios I have ever been involved in, this takes the fucking cake.

If I had been by myself I may have tried to take more photos.....I could deal with her one on one without the presence of my friend in a much better way, lol.

I am going to stop by there once again tomorrow. Maybe she will be there again! (wishful thinking) ;)

Funny, I could see no evidence of clothes anywhere, and there were no cars around, so I have no idea where she came from or how she got there.

What a trip!

binnie
05-22-2009, 03:44 AM
Legendary :D

Did you ask if you could enter her with your dragon?

Nitro Express
05-22-2009, 04:24 AM
My brother in law used to sell plots for the cemitery where Jimi Hendrix is buried. He told me all sorts of stories. Not only do people strip naked for Jimi they have sex on his grave. He showed me the collection of stuff people have left over the years. Most they chuck but some of it is too funny or weird.

Nitro Express
05-22-2009, 04:28 AM
Bruce's ghost was going "Damn! I'm a fucking ghost. If I was mortal, I could bang her!"

hideyoursheep
05-22-2009, 05:13 AM
That was bizarre.

BTW, you did the right thing, HR.

You mess with someone like that and next thing you know, you're trying to figure out how to get out of the well in her basement!

BITEYOASS
05-22-2009, 12:09 PM
Hell, I wonder what happens at Jim Morrison's grave?

ZahZoo
05-22-2009, 02:20 PM
Rather bizzare...

chefcraig
05-22-2009, 03:06 PM
Hell, I wonder what happens at Jim Morrison's grave?

Whatever it is you can bet Ray Manzarek will film it, then try to make a buck off of it under the guise of "preserving the legacy". :umm:

kwame k
05-22-2009, 03:14 PM
So true. What the fuck happened to Ray? He sold out to "The Man" long ago and what he's done to The doors legacy is beyond criminal.

Kristy
05-22-2009, 04:47 PM
Whatever it is you can bet Ray Manzarek will film it, then try to make a buck off of it under the guise of "preserving the legacy". :umm:


Good call. I had the unfortunate opportunity to see the Manzarek Gravy Train perform about 3 years ago..? (sounds right) and they (and by they I mean Manzarek) was charging @$95/ticket. The guy is a bitter jerkwad, too. I'm embarrassed to say I share the same birthday as that douchebag.

$95 and not to see Jim? In fact they didn't even have their puppet clone Ian Asbury filling in this time. At least for $95 I want to see Jim's emaciated corpse with mic in hand with a broomstick shoved up his ass for balance for that price.

As for the grave girl this is nothing new. Suburban goth kids used to fuck and perform their lame-ass BDSM/Satanic rituals upon the grave of Albert Packer where I used to live. Although in this case, I don't think the Bruce Lee mediator was attention-seeking for daddy to buy her a new BMW.

degüello
05-22-2009, 07:56 PM
Whoa, that's cool! What a trip...

bueno bob
05-24-2009, 02:51 AM
Naked chicks kick ass. No matter time nor reason. The end.

Cheers!

hideyoursheep
05-24-2009, 07:18 PM
Hell, I wonder what happens at Jim Morrison's grave?

Is he still buried in France-allegedly?

Isaac R.
05-24-2009, 08:50 PM
Naked chicks kick ass. No matter time nor reason. The end.

Cheers!

That + the fact that she's just chillin, communing with the stone = cool beans.

HR did right...you don't fuck with a situation like that;)

Nitro Express
05-24-2009, 09:44 PM
That + the fact that she's just chillin, communing with the stone = cool beans.

HR did right...you don't fuck with a situation like that;)

Why ruin the mojo? Takes some photos and share them! I enjoyed it.:biggrin:

Coyote
05-27-2009, 09:03 AM
She gets my vote...

Jano
05-30-2009, 10:53 PM
Is he still buried in France-allegedly?
yes,at the PERE LACHAISE cemetery in PARIS,so many crazy stuff happened at JIM's grave before,now it's different ,security gards 24 hours 7 days of week,camera and everything ! I've been there few time myself!;)0

indeedido
05-30-2009, 11:42 PM
From those pics, I don't see a pile of clothes laying around.:confused10

Diamondjimi
06-11-2009, 12:08 AM
Perfect timing indeed. Wonder what she would've done had you stripped down and sat next to her!? :biggrin:

Hardrock69
06-12-2009, 07:07 PM
I can only wish about the outcome of such a scenario lol. :D

BITEYOASS
06-12-2009, 08:38 PM
She probably channeled their martial arts skills and will probably have a long career as a stuntwoman.

Vinnie Velvet
06-15-2009, 11:01 AM
Bizzare, yes.

But rather sexy, I might say.

Talk about right place/time, HR!

Naked chick in a cemetary -- fuckin'A!!!

Anonymous
06-15-2009, 04:06 PM
Good thing you didn't disturb her HR.

If she's fanatical enough to get undressed - which sounds way better and more polite than 'naked' or 'showing a piece of cunt' - I'll bet she's fanatical enough to learn the moves.

And if getting pummeled by a chick is already humiliating, imagine telling your friends those marks and bruises were caused by a naked little teen on a sunny afternoon.

Cheers! :bottle:

Hardrock69
06-25-2009, 01:30 PM
The woman you aspire to be, bitch.

katie
06-25-2009, 06:28 PM
The woman you aspire to be, bitch.

She sure is pretty

x

Hardrock69
06-25-2009, 07:17 PM
The dog thinks so too.

katie
06-26-2009, 12:19 PM
The dog thinks so too.

I didn't know you were married.

You are the classic example of an only child.

X

Hardrock69
07-14-2009, 12:54 AM
You are the classic example of a test-tube experiment gone wrong.

Hardrock69
07-21-2009, 03:50 PM
I believe so.

ULTRAMAN VH
09-21-2009, 08:08 PM
Kinda cool that the youngins follow Bruce after all these years. The guy really made his mark. Makes you wonder what he would be up to if he were still alive. Damn, he would be just about 70.

POJO_Risin
10-01-2009, 04:07 PM
So true. What the fuck happened to Ray? He sold out to "The Man" long ago and what he's done to The doors legacy is beyond criminal.

OK, hold the fucking phone...

There's a Doors' legacy...there's a Morrison legacy...and then there's a Doors with Jim legacy...

and there's everything else that doesn't include Mr. Mojo...

There's absolutely no comparison between the two...so the TRUE Doors legacy is safe...

Hardrock69
10-08-2009, 02:41 PM
I would surely love it if one of the mods here could edit Kuntie's post above to take out the photo with two homo's swapping spit. It ruins the Larg of this thread. :mad:

Hardrock69
10-08-2009, 03:06 PM
To counteract the vile post by the kunt, here is a closeup of Bruce's headstone:
http://filefap.com/pfiles/56250/Hi%20Contrast%201.jpg

Hardrock69
12-02-2009, 01:03 AM
I'll be damned....I just now realized this thread was no longer a sticky.

Had a nice fucking run tho.....6 months?

:D

Sarge
12-04-2009, 06:00 AM
What an awesome sight! Why doesn't this have more replies?

Sarge
12-04-2009, 06:07 AM
I would surely love it if one of the mods here could edit Kuntie's post above to take out the photo with two homo's swapping spit. It ruins the Larg of this thread. :mad:


I took out the Homo's and the beastiality picture.
Who wants to see that shit?!
:barf:

Panamark
12-04-2009, 08:32 AM
Seattle. too.... She must have been fooken cold !

A moment it time, but why were you meant to see it HR69 ??
Considering its not Stiflers Mom ??? :)

Hardrock69
12-06-2009, 08:30 PM
LOL! Well, it was not TOO cold that day, let's see here....it was May 20, and according to the weather records online the high that day was only 62 degrees. She WAS sitting in the sun though.

After I got back from vacation, I got upset because even though my Olympus 7 megapixel digicam is pretty damned good for a point and pray, that was a scene that should have been preserved for posterity with a better camera. So the following month, I bought a new Nikon D40X off eBay for 185 bucks or so.

Next time I go up there, I will be prepared for such events.

Hardrock69
12-07-2009, 09:12 AM
By the way, thanks Sarge for removing Kuntie's post. :)

hideyoursheep
12-11-2009, 04:07 AM
I wonder...

Was she there for Bruce, or was she nekkid sitting in front of Brandon?

If the latter is true, it kinda ruins the whole "meditation" thing and goes into "obsessed fan" territory.


Too bad she wasn't in the lotus position....you could have gotten right in her face to snap a couple more before she could have gotten up!.:biggrin:

Hardrock69
12-12-2009, 11:59 AM
True. If I had a Nikon with a zoom at the time, I could have stood 40 feet in front of her so she could not hear the shutter click, and snapped away.

Truth be told, the bench is sorta centered in between Bruce and Brandon.

Here is an image I googled:

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/3182/img3921ad3.jpg

ThrillsNSpills
12-12-2009, 12:14 PM
This is an award winning thread whether or not the awards agenda gets moving or not !

hideyoursheep
12-12-2009, 07:09 PM
This is an award winning thread whether or not the awards agenda gets moving or not !


Abso-fucking-lutely!

illwill
01-18-2010, 02:04 PM
Lol i was telling my friend about this story the other day and decided to check on the net about any word of this girl so here is my story

So i'm in Seattle an i have some spare time and I decide to visit Bruce Lee's grave. I get there and there is a buck naked asian broad just chillen at the gravesite. I tried talking to her but she was just fucking wacked out of her mind talking about "other world" stuff etc, saying her boyfriend was coming back for her etc.., I'm thinking her boyfriend is dead and shit and she says he has a van that they used to live in, so a few minutes later a van comes rolling through the cemetary and im thinking its this chicks bf, the dude comes out of the van with a sword, im thinking wtf is going on now, he runs down to the stone and kneels down and says "bruce lees is my master , he taught me everything i know" im like "yo is this your girl?" hes like no, but thats pretty awesome shes naked

so I had to get back to my job and im trying to see if this chick will be alright, i said fuck it and left, not sure if she was ok after that , the cemetary was closing in 15 minutes, so she might have gotten picked up or some shit, maybe a nuts house, but hey whats a story without some pics?

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/1584/s7300273z.th.jpg
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/5716/s7300280.th.jpg
http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8936/s7300269.th.jpg

If i was tripping i would have lost my mind :hitch:
I have more pics kicking around somewhere ill have to dig them up when i get some time later

PETE'S BROTHER
01-18-2010, 02:14 PM
wow, what are the odds of two army members seein' the same chick?

Hardrock69
01-19-2010, 01:27 AM
HOLY FUCKING CRAP!

THAT'S HER! THAT'S THE CHICK!!!!!

Son of a bitch! Wait until my friend who was there with me sees this!!!!

What date did you see her? How long ago was it?

Hardrock69
01-19-2010, 02:04 AM
Wow! He took these the same day I took mine! I checked the meta-data on the images.

He took these photos only about 20 minutes after my friend and I left!

Fucking amazing! You can even see the sunlight is in the same position!
Dude thanks for posting these! Please post all of them you can! :D

In the meantime, here are links to the the three FULL-SIZE images:

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/1584/s7300273z.jpg

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/5716/s7300280.jpg

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8936/s7300269.jpg

Hardrock69
01-19-2010, 02:31 AM
I resized them a bit so I could post them here, as the original images are huge:

http://filefap.com/pfiles/75749/s7300273z.jpg

Hardrock69
01-19-2010, 02:54 AM
Fuck.

I posted one, but it is not showing up in my browser.

Oh well.

Posted the direct links.

Will fuck with the posting tomorrow.

Hardrock69
01-19-2010, 10:39 AM
http://filefap.com/pfiles/75943/s7300269.jpg
http://filefap.com/pfiles/75945/s7300280.jpg
http://filefap.com/pfiles/75944/s7300273z.jpg

Dunno if they allow hotlinking, or how long these smaller images will remain up, but what the hell.

ODShowtime
01-23-2010, 08:26 PM
the mystery of the bruce lee naked chick huh?

illwill
01-24-2010, 01:49 AM
still havent found my old SD card with the other pics on it, but i did remember i uploaded something to twitter , this is when i was first pulling into the cemetary and looking for bruce lees grave
i look to my right and i see her kneeling at a grave and there was a young kid with a cell phone looking like he was taking a pic of her so i pull the rental car over and look in my rear glass and see him running away , she is looking in his direction when i took this pic with my blackberry, thats why the quality is kinda crappy
http://i45.tinypic.com/2j62q2u.jpg

ace diamond
01-24-2010, 04:47 PM
good thing you didn't disturb her hr.

If she's fanatical enough to get undressed - which sounds way better and more polite than 'naked' or 'showing a piece of cunt' - i'll bet she's fanatical enough to learn the moves.

And if getting pummeled by a chick is already humiliating, imagine telling your friends those marks and bruises were caused by a naked little teen on a sunny afternoon.

Cheers! :bottle:

getting your ass kicked by that chick would kick ass!!!

Hardrock69
07-19-2011, 12:44 AM
Ok...slight resurrection of this post here. Was finding the link for it for a friend....noticed the webhosting site where I had one of my photos is down. Or they deleted the image or some crap.

So here it is again. This time I am attaching it to the board so it does not disappear. It belongs just below the third image in my initial post.

bueno bob
07-19-2011, 11:59 PM
Always worth a revisit. Thanks!

Hardrock69
07-21-2011, 12:22 AM
You are quite welcome, sir! :D

Coyote
07-21-2011, 03:32 PM
I must say...

I'd still hit it.

Hardrock69
07-21-2011, 07:22 PM
If I had been by myself, anything could have been possible! But then, only half an hour after I arrived on the scene, illwill showed up, and as a result he woulda posted pics in this thread of a naked chick giving head to Hardrock69, lol.

VanHalener
07-22-2011, 12:22 AM
...a naked chick giving head...

I would have told her I was sent as Bruce's proxy to get a Jeet Koon Snarlin' from her.

Hardrock69
07-22-2011, 03:40 AM
Jeet Kune Gulp. The Way Of The Intercepting Coch. :lmao:

VanHalener
07-22-2011, 09:15 AM
Jeet Kune Gulp. The Way Of The Intercepting Coch. :lmao:

LMAO

I spelled that shit Koon. What a duchebag! :)

I thought Jeet Kune Blow was The Way of The Intercepting Mouth.

Romeo Delight
07-22-2011, 12:30 PM
I don't want to rain on everyone's parade, but that first pic of the reflection...is that something between her legs? It could be her hand I guess.

Hardrock69
07-22-2011, 04:21 PM
Nah. Her hands were both resting on top of her thighs. Sorry, lol.

Hardrock69
10-12-2014, 12:23 PM
Ok, as this thread is somewhat old, and the links have expired to most of the photos, I have created a 21mb zip file with all the images in hi-res for your viewing pleasure.

I still do not believe it happened to me. That sounds like something Navin R. Johnson would say.

https://mega.co.nz/#!4IFkCTLR!lowcQf6hzoQoTccfsYfIa7oxLX3Ig8FwGLTUpis nAFA

Note the part 2 images are Illwill's, and were taken 20 minutes after I left.

Fairwrning
10-13-2014, 08:18 PM
My babe of the month..Melanie Laurent

http://isisheritage.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/foto-mc3a9lanie-laurent-19.jpg?w=670&h=1013

Fairwrning
10-13-2014, 08:20 PM
http://i2.listal.com/image/1156177/600full-melanie-laurent.jpg

Hardrock69
10-13-2014, 09:06 PM
No. This thread is about the Naked Chick At Bruce Lee's Grave. ;)

Fairwrning
10-13-2014, 09:31 PM
Sorry..my bad

Fairwrning
10-13-2014, 09:32 PM
http://us.cdn281.fansshare.com/photos/m%C3%A9lanielaurent/music-melanie-laurent-wallpaper-658289754.jpg

:D

illwill
03-09-2016, 02:01 PM
Ok, as this thread is somewhat old, and the links have expired to most of the photos, I have created a 21mb zip file with all the images in hi-res for your viewing pleasure.

I still do not believe it happened to me. That sounds like something Navin R. Johnson would say.

https://mega.co.nz/#!4IFkCTLR!lowcQf6hzoQoTccfsYfIa7oxLX3Ig8FwGLTUpis nAFA

Note the part 2 images are Illwill's, and were taken 20 minutes after I left.


came back again to revisit this story. im finally coming back to visit Seattle this weekend and im gonna check out the gravesite again :579:

Hardrock69
09-15-2016, 08:07 AM
I was just up there a couple of weeks ago but this time I did not visit Bruce Lee.

I need to repost the rest of the photos again, as IllWill's photo links have expired...

Seshmeister
09-15-2016, 12:07 PM
And people wonder why we pay the hosting charges each month year after year... :)

Hardrock69
09-27-2016, 08:44 PM
CLICK HERE - All photos in one zip file (http://s000.tinyupload.com/?file_id=65430837323210694716)

deuceswild
06-02-2020, 10:33 AM
anyone still got the photos for this thread? it would appear they've expired a long time ago. cheers.

ZahZoo
06-02-2020, 01:25 PM
Check post #59 in this thread... all that exists I believe.

Nickdfresh
06-05-2020, 01:06 PM
anyone still got the photos for this thread? it would appear they've expired a long time ago. cheers.

Well, it is an 11 year old thread. And photo hosting sites all suck now...

Master Po
07-15-2020, 06:04 PM
I honor Master Lee by posting images of beloved disciple:

Images taken by Hardrock69:

17174

17175

Master Po
07-15-2020, 06:06 PM
17176

Master Po
07-15-2020, 06:10 PM
I post image taken by honorable student Illwill:

17177

17178

Master Po
07-15-2020, 06:12 PM
17179

Beloved disciple have clean slit. Master Po is old and can no longer perform, though he is not as blind as one would think.

17180

Hardrock69
07-15-2020, 06:51 PM
You honor us, with your presence, Master Po.

:hail::hail::hail:

Hardrock69
07-15-2020, 06:52 PM
Illwill said he had even more pictures stashed on a thumb drive somewhere.

Guess he never found them.
:confused1:

Master Po
07-15-2020, 07:01 PM
I have been, and will continue to be, of service.

illwill
11-22-2023, 12:47 AM
https://imgur.com/a/By4nYzQ

Hardrock69
12-16-2023, 04:55 AM
Good to see you again, Illwill. Master Po already reposted those images. . . .
I have more pics kicking around somewhere ill have to dig them up when i get some time later You said you had other images. We would surely like to see them.

Nickdfresh
12-16-2023, 07:25 PM
Bruce Lee Girl makes me wanna Jeet Kune Do my cock!

Nitro Express
12-17-2023, 02:34 PM
When you have naked girls showing up to honor your dead ass, that’s cookin with gasoline. The Muslims are going to be disappointed. They will be expecting their 72 virgins and there are no virgins. Bruce Lee fucked them all.