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sonrisa salvaje
06-22-2009, 11:00 PM
You guys check out this link and read the first review - funny stuff.

Amazon.com: Three Wolf Moon "Official" T-Shirt 100% Cotton Short Sleeve Shirt KIDS - TEENS & ADULTS: Apparel (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000NZW3IY/ref=s9_simp_gw_s3_p193_i1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-3&pf_rd_r=0JYHD086JED8PK7X03M7&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=470938811&pf_rd_i=507846)

High Life Man
06-22-2009, 11:31 PM
Yeah, I saw this a couple of weeks ago. It is funny as hell.

Click on some of the related products, as well. Especially the Zubas and the unicorn apparel.

High Life Man
06-22-2009, 11:31 PM
Yeah, I saw this a couple of weeks ago. It is funny as hell.

Click on some of the related products, as well. Especially the Zubas and the unicorn apparel.

WACF
06-23-2009, 02:05 AM
Good stuff...

GAR
06-23-2009, 02:16 AM
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/stars-5-0._V47081849_.gif Three Wolf Moon shirt completes my wolf pack, <nobr>June 22, 2009</nobr>
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top">By </td><td>Shelly Bookhttp://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/carrot._V47081519_.gif (MN) - See all my reviews (http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A3PXW1W0LVTFMZ/ref=cm_cr_pr_auth_rev?ie=UTF8&sort&#37;5Fby=MostRecentReview)</td></tr></tbody></table>
I used to only have 1 three wolf moon t-shirt back when I was a wolf pack of one. Then I was introduced to Doug and I knew that my wolf pack of one would now forever be a wolfpack of two. Doug then introduced me to you two and now my wolfpack of one has grown to a strong pack of four with matching shirts when we stole Mike Tyson's Tiger last week. Want to do it again next week? Wait next week doesn't work for me because the Jonas Brothers are in town but I'm free the rest of the year.

GAR
06-23-2009, 02:16 AM
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/stars-3-0._V47082372_.gif Beware - may be used for ill gain, <nobr>June 22, 2009</nobr>
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top">By </td><td>QueenBhttp://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/carrot._V47081519_.gif (NYC) - See all my reviews (http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/AZNQFATNWULZ7/ref=cm_cr_pr_auth_rev?ie=UTF8&sort&#37;5Fby=MostRecentReview)</td></tr></tbody></table>
This product is dangerous in the wrong hands.

My hubby and I decided we didn't want to have children, so I got my tubes tied and he got himself snipped over five years ago.

My mother-in-law (from hell) was hell-bent (told ya) on having grandchildren, so she bought my hubby and I matching 3W1M t-shirts last week.

Well, you read the reviews, I don't have to go into detail, but suffice it to say, I'm already 3 months pregnant...with triplets...all male.

Beware mothers-in-law bearing 3W1M gifts.

GAR
06-23-2009, 02:19 AM
This is too coincidental.. we have some brilliant minds at work here doing the Hitchworld thing Hitchworld doesn't do anymore, mobbing a website.

Someone's got to find out what site this mob is clowning out of..

GAR
06-23-2009, 02:20 AM
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/stars-5-0._V47081849_.gif The shirt to end all other shirts., <nobr>June 22, 2009</nobr>
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top">By </td><td>Josh Aronoff "pheevah"http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/carrot._V47081519_.gif (stuff) - See all my reviews (http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A1CF4IWLYNM43M/ref=cm_cr_pr_auth_rev?ie=UTF8&sort&#37;5Fby=MostRecentReview)
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/communities/reputation/c7y_badge_rn_1._V47060296_.gif (http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/ref=cm_rn_bdg_help?ie=UTF8&nodeId=14279681&pop-up=1#RN) </td></tr></tbody></table>
I think it's safe to say that the American flag should fear this shirt's popularity. Because I think it has a run for it's money if people got their hands on 20 of these and made a NEW American flag. Of Wolves.

GAR
06-23-2009, 02:21 AM
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/stars-5-0._V47081849_.gif The shirt to end all other shirts., <nobr>June 22, 2009</nobr>
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top">By </td><td>Josh Aronoff "pheevah"http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/carrot._V47081519_.gif (stuff) - See all my reviews (http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A1CF4IWLYNM43M/ref=cm_cr_pr_auth_rev?ie=UTF8&sort%5Fby=MostRecentReview)
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/communities/reputation/c7y_badge_rn_1._V47060296_.gif (http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/ref=cm_rn_bdg_help?ie=UTF8&nodeId=14279681&pop-up=1#RN) </td></tr></tbody></table>
I think it's safe to say that the American flag should fear this shirt's popularity. Because I think it has a run for it's money if people got their hands on 20 of these and made a NEW American flag. Of Wolves.

GAR
06-23-2009, 02:26 AM
they go on and on.. this is a phenomenut:

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/stars-5-0._V47081849_.gif Six stars! But one problem..., <nobr>June 19, 2009</nobr>
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top">By </td><td>Peter Haashttp://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/carrot._V47081519_.gif (San Jose, CA) - See all my reviews (http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A2XNRA7DWL8E0T/ref=cm_cr_pr_auth_rev?ie=UTF8&sort&#37;5Fby=MostRecentReview)
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/communities/reputation/c7y_badge_rn_1._V47060296_.gif (http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/ref=cm_rn_bdg_help?ie=UTF8&nodeId=14279681&pop-up=1#RN) </td></tr></tbody></table>
First of all, this shirt has cured my blindness. I didn't think that process was reversible, if you know what I mean (and I think you do).

So there's that.

I'm beyond satisfied, therefore, with the shirt itself. However, I do have a problem. I'm afraid to launder it. What if its power lies not it its awesome iconography but in the actual essence of the three wolves themselves, somehow transubstantiated into T-shirt imprint form?? Is it possible that detergent might somehow vitiate or even mutate their power?? I dare not risk that possibility.

So, yeah, I'm wearing this shirt. Forever

GAR
06-23-2009, 02:26 AM
they go on and on.. this is a phenomenut:

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/stars-5-0._V47081849_.gif Six stars! But one problem..., <nobr>June 19, 2009</nobr>
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top">By </td><td>Peter Haashttp://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/carrot._V47081519_.gif (San Jose, CA) - See all my reviews (http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A2XNRA7DWL8E0T/ref=cm_cr_pr_auth_rev?ie=UTF8&sort%5Fby=MostRecentReview)
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/communities/reputation/c7y_badge_rn_1._V47060296_.gif (http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/ref=cm_rn_bdg_help?ie=UTF8&nodeId=14279681&pop-up=1#RN) </td></tr></tbody></table>
First of all, this shirt has cured my blindness. I didn't think that process was reversible, if you know what I mean (and I think you do).

So there's that.

I'm beyond satisfied, therefore, with the shirt itself. However, I do have a problem. I'm afraid to launder it. What if its power lies not it its awesome iconography but in the actual essence of the three wolves themselves, somehow transubstantiated into T-shirt imprint form?? Is it possible that detergent might somehow vitiate or even mutate their power?? I dare not risk that possibility.

So, yeah, I'm wearing this shirt. Forever

GAR
06-23-2009, 02:28 AM
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/stars-5-0._V47081849_.gif Never underestimate this shirt, <nobr>June 19, 2009</nobr>
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top">By </td><td>Ryan Egglestonhttp://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/carrot._V47081519_.gif - See all my reviews (http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A306SVSYCYWWQR/ref=cm_cr_pr_auth_rev?ie=UTF8&sort&#37;5Fby=MostRecentReview)
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/communities/reputation/c7y_badge_rn_1._V47060296_.gif (http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/ref=cm_rn_bdg_help?ie=UTF8&nodeId=14279681&pop-up=1#RN) </td></tr></tbody></table>
I bought this shirt and when it arrived i quickly tore open the package and threw the shirt on. I waited for the magic to begin but nothing happened. I looked down and realized i had put it on inside out. Just as i had realized this i heard growling and felt the excruciating pain of what appeared to be 3 wolf bites. I went to immediately turn it right side out and noticed the shirt had righted itself. I now have 3 scars on my chest. I wear this shirt at the beach, in pools and even the shower because i am embarrassed people will see the scars and realize what i had done.

GAR
06-23-2009, 03:03 AM
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/stars-5-0._V47081849_.gif Three Wolves = Man Juice power, <nobr>May 5, 2009</nobr>
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top">By </td><td>A. Sharphttp://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/carrot._V47081519_.gif - See all my reviews (http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A2HQPNT7M70PG9/ref=cm_cr_pr_auth_rev?ie=UTF8&sort&#37;5Fby=MostRecentReview)
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I was skeptic on buying this shirt. Reading the reviews, whether fake or not, kinda put me on the fence about this particular shirt.

Then I ordered the shirt. Received it today. Opened the package and a ray of golden light shined in my face in the form of 3 wolves howling at the moon.

I instantly cried. I never cry. My dad was struck blind-deaf and stupid after an automobile accident that left him paralyzed, didn't cry when he died.
My mom was taken from me when she went out for a pack of smokes in Bronx, didn't cry then either. But this shirt made me cry.
The sheer magnitude of this awesome shirt makes me wanna cry.

I put on the shirt and almost like a thunderbolt had struck my back, I felt empowered. Thats because the moment i put the shirt on, I was struck by lightening.

I'm in the hospital now, the doctors recommend I take off my shirt to perform certain surgeries but I refused. If I go, my shirt goes too.

GAR
06-23-2009, 03:07 AM
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/stars-5-0._V47081849_.gif Awsome, <nobr>May 5, 2009</nobr>
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top">By </td><td>Aaron Borst "Arbon The Pirate"http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/carrot._V47081519_.gif (Mesa, AZ) - See all my reviews (http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A33L43FPDILSZV/ref=cm_cr_pr_auth_rev?ie=UTF8&sort&#37;5Fby=MostRecentReview)
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I came to this site looking for a nice two wolf shirt maybe with one black wolf and one white wolf. Then I saw this three wolf shirt and instantly ordered it. Upon receiving it I put it on. Now my bucket seats look sweet. I hope I can afford to buy another one for the passenger seat before they are sold out. A Trans-Am can't have too many Three Wolf Shirts.

GAR
06-23-2009, 03:10 AM
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/stars-5-0._V47081849_.gif Feed Your Inner Wolf, <nobr>May 6, 2009</nobr>
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top">By </td><td>Dominic Carahttp://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/carrot._V47081519_.gif (Memphis, TN USA) - See all my reviews (http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/AM9E732O13NVK/ref=cm_cr_pr_auth_rev?ie=UTF8&sort&#37;5Fby=MostRecentReview)
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/communities/reputation/c7y_badge_rn_1._V47060296_.gif (http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/ref=cm_rn_bdg_help?ie=UTF8&nodeId=14279681&pop-up=1#RN) </td></tr></tbody></table>
Last night I was wearing the Wolf shirt and clipping my toenails. Of course I was drinking whiskey because who doesn't love to get drunk and clip their toenails. Halfway through the bottle I couldn't tell if my pinky toe had any nail left, so I just kept clipping and clipping until I saw blood. Then I felt the Wolf; I had to taste the sweet blood. The flavor made me hunger for more as I began gnawing my foot until I was overcome with raw Wolf aggression. The whiskey in my blood only made my flesh taste more delicious, and made me more drunk. I began to get lightheaded and I took a nap.

PROS: Awesome Wolf graphic.
CONS: Missing foot.

letsrock
06-23-2009, 11:31 AM
Where do they come up with this stuff.
I didnt know hideyoursheep lived in a trailer.