Burger King: Burgers, Blow Jobs -- What's the Difference?

[Satan]

Burger King: Burgers, Blow Jobs -- What's the Difference?
By Melissa McEwan, Shakesville
Posted on June 24, 2009, Printed on June 24, 2009
http://www.alternet.org/bloggers/http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/140893/

Burger King, whose adverts have previously featured in this series not once, not twice, not thrice, but four times, has done it again with a new ad that Copyranter describes as "the new leading 'most overtly blow-jobby ad' I've ever seen."

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Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the
NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER. Yearn for more after you taste the
mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef patty, topped with
American cheese, crispy onions and the A1 Thick & Hearty Steak Sauce.

It's hard to identify what the best part of this ad is. The appalling lack of subtlety (OPEN MOUTH: INSERT MEAT: HAR HAR!)? The globby mayonnaise suggesting cum? The human woman made up and posed to maximize a resemblance to a blow-up doll? Christ. What a clusterfucktastrophe.

I would argue that BK should be ashamed of themselves, but they clearly lack the capacity.

(H/Ts to Shakers Dave, ReedMe, Kristen from MA, Eudaimonia, and Azzy.)

Melissa McEwan writes and edits the blog Shakespeare's Sister.
© 2009 Shakesville All rights reserved.
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[Kristy]

So much for the subliminal approach in corporate advertising these days.

[bueno bob]

Oh shit...compared to some of the commercials across the world, it's fucking tame...

[GAR]

Is something wrong with this ad?

[GAR]

Suddenly, I'm hungry. AND I have an erection..

[standin]

You are that guy.......:ashamed:

[hideyoursheep]

[insert Whopper joke here]


How realistic! A chick under 300lbs is gonna EAT one of those things.
:rolleyes:

Does it come with a feather and a bucket?:barf:

When do the McWeiner ads come out?:wanker:

[standin]

I don't think you would need a feather and a bucket....
It looks like it would be so grease laden that the upset stomach alone would cause the regurgitation.

[Seshmeister]

I like the one where she shoves it up her ass.

[hideyoursheep]

I like the one where she shoves it up her ass.
:lmao:

Did she eat it afterwards?

[Nickdfresh]

I like the one where she shoves it up her ass.

She was just trying to save time...

[Nitro Express]

The ad must be aimed at women or gay men. It does nothing for me. I makes me think of the sandwich as a big cock and frankly, I don't want a big cock in my mouth. I want to be the sandwich if the chick is going to suck me off. So to my little subliminal mind, I want to be the sandwich.:biggrin:

[Nitro Express]

They need to do an ad where the sandwich has dibbled mayonaise all over her bare tits. But then again, I would like the ad but wouldn't eat the sandwich wondering where the mayonaise came from.

[Anonymous]

Ah, c'mon! Quit picking on the ad - it's the single most JAENIAL thing I've ever seen. More ads sould be like this.

Check out the jaeniality:

It'll BLOW - HUGE capital letters. BLOW!

It just tastes better. Indeed. She seems to approve.

And... wait for it... wait for it... THE

SUPER SEVEN INCHER!

Alright, let's get it all together.

"Baby - oh baby... I larve you deeply... wanna go out to dinner? I'm buying."

You know it's coming...

"Oh, yes, yes, I DO wanna go out to dinner. Oh, honey... I love you SO much."

"Grate, baby... and then you can"

Pause. I need to go to the loo. Back in a bit.

There, all done.

"BLOW my SUPER SEVEN INCHER! It just TASTES BETTER!"

*SLAP*

Cheer! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Anyway, that bird who's so uptight about the whole deal and tells BK should be ashamed of themselves...

Guess what she needs?

Desperately?

Maybe that's why she was so bothered by the ad. It awakened certain dormant feelings deep inside her gunt.

Or throat, whichever "comes" first.

Cheers! :bottle:

[GAR]

I makes me think of the sandwich as a big cock and frankly, I don't want a big cock in my mouth.

The chick in the ad reminds me of my own chick because of the haircut, not because she walks around with her mouth open. I've held her nostrils pinched shut for 3 hours once, she still won't open for the super seven incher, try as I might she wont have none of it.

[Nitro Express]

Toss the sandwich. I just want to fuck the girl.

[Nitro Express]

If it was a McDonald's ad, Sammy Hagar the clown would be opening up for the big seven incher.

[Angel]

The chick in the ad reminds me of my own chick because of the haircut, not because she walks around with her mouth open. I've held her nostrils pinched shut for 3 hours once, she still won't open for the super seven incher, try as I might she wont have none of it.

Spend more $ next time, and get a doll with an open mouth!