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Reverberator
06-26-2009, 05:20 PM
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Today at 21.01 GMT it has been reported by the BBC that the legendary former Beatle Sir Paul Mc Cartney has dyed his hair.

Linda is at his side , and he is reported to have had a lighter shade of old mans colour this time.....
Reverberator
06-26-2009, 06:14 PM
Fuckin dyxlex....dislek...dysptryu , sorry i can't spell , i would edit the title if i were a mod.....fuck ...I am!!

The new title shall be Paul McCartney has died while fucking Yoko Ono up the crudder.......shocker.
thome
06-26-2009, 10:50 PM
WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS....... on Youtube for a thousand years.

Was it the gin and tonics or just love in the air.
Nickdfresh
06-26-2009, 10:56 PM
He once had a peg leg inserted into his arsehole during whoopee...
thome
06-26-2009, 10:56 PM
Did I spend the last two weekends blowing what little money I had on drugs booze hookers.. at the tittie bar and that is why I am home on this friday night...?

All the while I could have been banging some oriental milf..?
and now I am sad.

Ahhhhhhhhh.................. the real question is, can she cook ?
hideyoursheep
06-27-2009, 06:14 AM
I berried Paul.
hideyoursheep
06-27-2009, 06:18 AM
I am The Walnuts.


Koo Koo Cashew!
hideyoursheep
06-27-2009, 06:20 AM
The new title shall be Paul McCartney has died while fucking Yoko Ono up the crudder.......shocker.
I think she would be fucking him!
letsrock
06-27-2009, 08:56 AM
He once had a peg leg inserted into his arsehole during whoopee...

I read on the net that he really got into the whole peg leg thing. If she was away, he would rub against it.
Anonymous
06-27-2009, 12:23 PM
Oh, dear me... oh, not Sir Paul! Who'd've thunk it? And he was so young, too. Hardly a spot of grey hair. It's always the best, innit?

What dye was it? Red dye #2?

Cheers! :bottle:
GAR
06-27-2009, 01:09 PM
Hardly a spot of grey hair.

Did you check all areas of the victim..
Reverberator
06-27-2009, 08:45 PM
Paul has been dead since 1969.....yokos cunt has also been dead since 1980....
flappo
06-28-2009, 02:15 AM
i did a tribute to this thread at the rb

brilliant stuff , reverb ! :D
GAR
06-28-2009, 03:48 AM
fookin grate

I dyed my girlfriend's wig urine-color fer bitchin about nothin all day. Bitch.
Reverberator
06-28-2009, 12:35 PM
i did a tribute to this thread at the rb

brilliant stuff , reverb ! :D

Hahaha , I went over to have a look ......there are some dull fuckers out there!
Golden AWe
07-09-2009, 05:17 PM
ring, go starve
Cockney Cant
07-10-2009, 07:59 PM
Burnin Ringo fire

fack orf
hideyoursheep
07-11-2009, 07:13 AM
All you need is glove..

Ya fakin soft cant!