Hula.com

[standin]

Hula.com is the best thing I discovered since discovering that males are great conversationalist, provide a value to life; and that a carnal relationship and proliferation is not just a power trip or asexual but fun, enjoyable and rewarding.


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[standin]

yep, they do. Here and on any planet that happens to carry our same brand of life form. :D

[Anonymous]

Oh, no. We're real.

Wanna see?

Hey baby... my place or your place?

Jaenious, eh? Tell me the truth, you're falling all over me.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Yes, well... it's normal that one makes a typo when posting to such a wondrows miracle of heaven like yourself, Chan.

So, when did you discover David lee Roth? *whistles casually*

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

:lol:

Well, alright then. A beautiful angel. Jeez, I was trying to come up with something that hasn't been said before a million times.

*ahem*

Here's one that never fails:

"Here's a quarter. Call your mom and tell her you won't be home tonite."

Cheers! :bottle:

[standin]

I thought they only existed in romance novels and on movie screens.



I thought that too, once when I unreasonably believed my existence as lucky or privileged. It simple is the way it is. Moreover, it is my choice to an extent what to judge of it. Once I stepped away and ventured into the expected region, I found lots of people that liked a fun, enjoyable, and rewarding carnal relationship and proliferations as well as take pleasure in great conversations, and people that offer bearing to life.

I am so tempted to start boring you with stories of great people I have observed...

[standin]

I had a great day and should,Gw, end in a great week.
I am not sure, my first red flag about I.S. is that name....but to each his own...

Just today, I met part a pretty nifty family of 12 kids and 2 parents.... but that is another story for another time.....

[Anonymous]

(Standin, is this one of the great conversationalists you were talking about?

Of course it is! I mean, am. I am, of course. Not it am.

The power of words course through me like... erhm.. something that courses through something that's coursey.

Cheers! :bottle:

[standin]

I remember one time when in a era forgotten, I was walking to lunch on Mother's day and a old sky blue Limo( not sure what it is about me and sky blue limos but they are in a few stories of mine) was riding around and they guys pulled up and held out a cell phone (before cell phones was so very common) and said hop in and call your Mom for Mother's day. It wasn't tinted windows and wasn't weird looking and small streets with lots of people. So I did. I called my mom, then we picked up someone else and they called their mom, then I had to go to lunch and they went on doing that the rest of the day. Nice guys...

[standin]

I wished I remember who they were~

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Nah, I won't be bored. Congratulations on finding happiness.

I'm afraid to venture into expected regions or unfamiliar territory. It's like in the Rollins Band song "Alien Blueprint":

You reached out
You got burned
Made tough by the lessons you learned
You never thought
They could be so mean
Be so hard
And cause you so much pain
Like a fool
You tried again
You really wanted to be their friend
But looking back you see
They just wasted your time


Well, you have to be able reserve, judge and let go if necessary.

This might help, not mine but it's good~

IT'S MY JOB
By Mac McAnally

In the middle of late last night I was sittin' on a curb
I didn't know what about but I was feeling quite disturbed
A street sweeper came whistlin' by
He was bouncin' every step
It seemed strange how good he felt
So I asked him while he swept

Chorus
He said "It's my job to be cleaning up this mess
And that's enough reason to go for me
It's my job to be better than the rest
And that makes the day for me"

Got an uncle who owns a bank he's a self made millionaire
He never had anyone to love never had no one to care
He always to seemed kind of sad to me
So I asked him why that was
And he told me it's because in my contract there's a clause
That says "It's my job to worried half to death
And that's the thing people respect in me
It's a job but without it I'd be less
Than what I expect from me"

I've been lazy most all of my life
Writing songs and sleeping late
Any manual labor I've done purely by mistake
If street sweepers can smile then
I've got no right to feel upset
But sometimes I still forget
Till the lights go on and the stage is set
And the song hits home and you feel that sweat

It's my job to be different than the rest
and that's enough reason to go for me
It's my job to be better than the best
and that's a tough break for me
It's my job to be cleaning up this mess
and that's enough reason to go for me

It's my job to be better than the best
and that makes the day for me

[standin]

That is nice of those guys.

I had something like that happen to me today where someone did something really nice for me on his/her own. As I mentioned earlier I had the day from Hell today. I returned to my desk, hit a key on the keyboard and to my surprise the wallpaper of the desktop had changed to Iron Maiden's mascot Eddie. I looked around, didn't see anyone nearby. Later when my coworker returned to his desk I asked him, "Someone here an Iron Maiden fan?"

He said, "That's for you."

I asked, "What do you mean?"

He said, "They put that there for you. Said you're a rocker."

Wasn't that nice? Even though I'm not a big Maiden fan, I appreciated that. I never found out who "they" were.
Do you like Iron Maiden? Hope it was the IT department! First thing I want to say, "Who be touching your computer?"
:hitch:

I'd felt violated.

[standin]

What ya think of that picture of Jon Stewart?
I made this whole thread to share that picture, I just added the words. I don't know who did the picture.
Pretty freaking ohh la la...

[standin]

youtube is going to be there. Hula is like TV or Tevo. You go there and pick a show to watch. The commercials are better. You have a choice, one long one in the beginning or short ones throughout the show. I like the long one because the commercials are better.
I am not paid to endorse Hula, I just really liked that pic of Stewart and needed an avenue. :D It is from worth1000.com a photoshop competition place.

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I don't know for sure, I snagged it from someone else that had it playing automatically.
I didn't know youtube could do that.

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Why did Dolomite groan at me???
Weird~

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:pullinghair:
I just saw you point out the typo for hulu.......lol...oppps...
Good thing I wasn't getting paid for that!!!!
I know I won't be the only one calling it hula instead of hulu....
It's booked marked so I don't type it in daily or weekly.

Damn, we are sounding like a commercial~ :hitch:

[hideyoursheep]

**quietly sliding along the walls to the exit**

[standin]

I think it might be Dolomite that with HyS. Dolomite skulking in the locale and groaning at the visuals freaks many people and it is somewhat ~ weird.

[Anonymous]

Yes, it's really, REALLY creepy when OTHER people groan at YOUR posts for no reason, isn't it? :umm: :notme: :barf:

Cheers! :bottle:

[standin]

Agreed, HyS is cool.

There are No grounds for him to slink around the edges! He should come in flag unfurled!

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:lmao:
Yea, what is up with HyS? "quitely"? HyS?