Hardrock69
07-15-2009, 03:49 PM
This guy Philip Elmer-DeWitt may think he is technically savvy, but he is missing something.
10-Dumbest-iPhone-Apps.html: Personal Finance News from Yahoo! Finance (http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home/article/107332/10-Dumbest-iPhone-Apps.html?mod=family-love_money)
Item #6 is not so dumb. In fact, whoever created this app should be given some kind of award:
6. FatBurner2k
Developer: Daily Burn
Price: $0.99
It's a good thing Apple put this app in the "Entertainment" category. Otherwise one might be tempted to take seriously the claim that it can "help your body consume fat molecules using disharmonic, molecule to molecule, physical oscillations."
Translation: It vibrates on your tummy. It will not, however, have the same effect -- as the developer implies -- as "moving and shaking...at some expensive members-only gym where people just stand around drinking coffee trying to look hot all day."
What this fucking moron does not understand is that the app actually turns the iPhone into a vibrator. So if some chick is on the subway and suddenly gets too horny, all she has to do is start the app, set the damn thing to vibrate, and shove it down her panties.
It WILL do what it is advertised. If a chick comes real hard, she will burn a helluva lotta calories.
Women everywhere ought to be thanking the person who wrote that app.
10-Dumbest-iPhone-Apps.html: Personal Finance News from Yahoo! Finance (http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home/article/107332/10-Dumbest-iPhone-Apps.html?mod=family-love_money)
Item #6 is not so dumb. In fact, whoever created this app should be given some kind of award:
6. FatBurner2k
Developer: Daily Burn
Price: $0.99
It's a good thing Apple put this app in the "Entertainment" category. Otherwise one might be tempted to take seriously the claim that it can "help your body consume fat molecules using disharmonic, molecule to molecule, physical oscillations."
Translation: It vibrates on your tummy. It will not, however, have the same effect -- as the developer implies -- as "moving and shaking...at some expensive members-only gym where people just stand around drinking coffee trying to look hot all day."
What this fucking moron does not understand is that the app actually turns the iPhone into a vibrator. So if some chick is on the subway and suddenly gets too horny, all she has to do is start the app, set the damn thing to vibrate, and shove it down her panties.
It WILL do what it is advertised. If a chick comes real hard, she will burn a helluva lotta calories.
Women everywhere ought to be thanking the person who wrote that app.