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07-27-2009, 12:43 PM
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Pubic Lice Is What We Do
Smoking hot babe with horrible crabsIn short, we give crabs to your ex-girlfriend. No if’s, not too many and’s, but we promise a very itchy butt. You’ve got an ex, a grudge and a valid credit card with matching billing & shipping addresses, and we’ve got crabs.If you want a way to get back that doesn’t involve permanent damage or risk of personal injury or jail time, you now have a place to turn.
Imagine, if you can, that you have an ex. It might be an ex girlfriend, an ex boyfriend or ex wife or husband. Heck, it can be an ex-fling for all we care, but imagine in this crazy little hypothetical that you have an ex, whatever that may mean to you. Now imagine, if you can imagine it, that you might have some reason why you don’t like this ex of yours. What could you possibly do to get back at him or her? I have an idea, and it’s just so crazy it might work.
Give your ex crabs!
It’s an idea so horrible, regrettable and insulting that you could never directly endorse or request it, and we won’t ask you to. All we do is ask you for your billing and shipping addresses, and mail you out a tidy package of peculiar material with tiny, purple dots in it… those are live crabs, and they need only be sprinkled on the bedding or clothing of the one you once loved the most to ensure he/she sufferers the fullest wrath of those genital lice.
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We have a facility in a non-descript, small-town city in upstate New York where we do all of our parasite husbandry and carefully considered selective breeding. You don’t have to “get it” or even “like it”, but just know we’re doing our very best every day to help you get back to where you deserve to be in terms of justice and respect.
If you’ve ever tasted the sweet intoxication of love, you know what it’s like to live…
If you’ve ever fought the bitter battle with the one you’ve pledged to love, you’ve felt our very pain.
If you’ve ever told that whore which cliff to jump off because of all that sleeping around she must be doing, going out dressed like that all the time.
If you’ve ever loved or bedded above your class, but felt bitter, dire resentment when you were abandoned for someone more in keeping with socio economic classing, but still wished there was something you could do to get back at him or her.
We can help
Read our pages, feel our X-Ray vision, and make the only choice that’s left; you must now buy our product of gestational pubic crab eggs, delivered fresh to your door within mere days.
Revenge Crabs brand Pubic lice » Pubic Lice Is What We Do (http://www.revengecrabs.com/)
http://www.revengecrabs.com/wp-content/themes/RevengeCrabs/images/revenge_07.jpg
Pubic Lice Is What We Do
Smoking hot babe with horrible crabsIn short, we give crabs to your ex-girlfriend. No if’s, not too many and’s, but we promise a very itchy butt. You’ve got an ex, a grudge and a valid credit card with matching billing & shipping addresses, and we’ve got crabs.If you want a way to get back that doesn’t involve permanent damage or risk of personal injury or jail time, you now have a place to turn.
Imagine, if you can, that you have an ex. It might be an ex girlfriend, an ex boyfriend or ex wife or husband. Heck, it can be an ex-fling for all we care, but imagine in this crazy little hypothetical that you have an ex, whatever that may mean to you. Now imagine, if you can imagine it, that you might have some reason why you don’t like this ex of yours. What could you possibly do to get back at him or her? I have an idea, and it’s just so crazy it might work.
Give your ex crabs!
It’s an idea so horrible, regrettable and insulting that you could never directly endorse or request it, and we won’t ask you to. All we do is ask you for your billing and shipping addresses, and mail you out a tidy package of peculiar material with tiny, purple dots in it… those are live crabs, and they need only be sprinkled on the bedding or clothing of the one you once loved the most to ensure he/she sufferers the fullest wrath of those genital lice.
http://www.revengecrabs.com/wp-content/uploads/revenge-crabs-hotty-crabby.jpg
We have a facility in a non-descript, small-town city in upstate New York where we do all of our parasite husbandry and carefully considered selective breeding. You don’t have to “get it” or even “like it”, but just know we’re doing our very best every day to help you get back to where you deserve to be in terms of justice and respect.
If you’ve ever tasted the sweet intoxication of love, you know what it’s like to live…
If you’ve ever fought the bitter battle with the one you’ve pledged to love, you’ve felt our very pain.
If you’ve ever told that whore which cliff to jump off because of all that sleeping around she must be doing, going out dressed like that all the time.
If you’ve ever loved or bedded above your class, but felt bitter, dire resentment when you were abandoned for someone more in keeping with socio economic classing, but still wished there was something you could do to get back at him or her.
We can help
Read our pages, feel our X-Ray vision, and make the only choice that’s left; you must now buy our product of gestational pubic crab eggs, delivered fresh to your door within mere days.