God DAMN It's hot today!! [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

FORD

07-28-2009, 10:44 PM

Sounds like this call center I used to work in back in the 90's. It was in modular buildings (think oversized mobile homes or walk in ovens) The building had AC, technically, but it was AC rated at capacity from the mid 60's.... before there was such a thing as a computer terminal at every workstation. So it was basically like not having AC at all. Worst yet, the assholes enforced their dress code under these conditions, so you couldn't even dress accordingly for the temperature.

Only good thing was that the server room also overheated, which took the network down several times a day, some times for an hour at a time, and you got to go outside in the sun where it was actually a little cooler. :biggrin:

bueno bob

07-29-2009, 02:25 AM

105 down here from ya Ford...

I could use another ten degrees though, personally... :D

ELVIS

07-29-2009, 03:23 AM

Try over 110 here in Lousiana...

Panamark

07-29-2009, 03:40 AM

Im jealous... winter in Sydney at the moment..
Im a Summer baby, love it hot !!

FORD

07-29-2009, 04:12 AM

I prefer Arizona desert hot to humidity hot like it was today. Give me 110 in Tucson over this any day.

Panamark

07-29-2009, 04:27 AM

Even Satan was sweaty in the unholy Y-Fronts, hey FORD !

hideyoursheep

07-29-2009, 04:47 AM

I prefer Arizona desert hot to humidity hot like it was today. Give me 110 in Tucson over this any day.

115 in the southwest feels like 92 here.

But out there, you can breathe.

hideyoursheep

07-29-2009, 04:54 AM

LMAO!

Humidity 23% in Olympia, Wash.

Fuuuuk....

That's a good day.

hideyoursheep

07-29-2009, 04:58 AM

Im jealous... winter in Sydney at the moment..
Im a Summer baby, love it hot !!

Get any snow where you are?

Seshmeister

07-29-2009, 05:01 AM

bueno bob

07-29-2009, 05:02 AM

I prefer Arizona desert hot to humidity hot like it was today. Give me 110 in Tucson over this any day.

Yeah. It would beat the shit out of a Portland 105, no doubt of that...

Panamark

07-29-2009, 05:11 AM

Get any snow where you are?

About 4 hours south we do..
Sydney is sort of inbetween the tropics and the
colder climates of the southern states
(which are closer to Antartica)
So we get a mild winter with blue sunny skies..
At the moment around 68-70 degrees farenheit in
the day ?? My wife thinks thats too warm for winter,
me........ My nads are attempting to re-enter
the nad sockets to get some warmth......

But yes, we have snow mountains and Skiing is
a big thing in the Snowy Mountains during winter
(Thats what they are called !! Snowy Mountains,
I wonder how long it took the naming dude to think that
one up ??)

hideyoursheep

07-29-2009, 05:36 AM

About 4 hours south we do..
Sydney is sort of inbetween the tropics and the
colder climates of the southern states
(which are closer to Antartica)
So we get a mild winter with blue sunny skies..
At the moment around 68-70 degrees farenheit in
the day ?? My wife thinks thats too warm for winter,
me........ My nads are attempting to re-enter
the nad sockets to get some warmth......

But yes, we have snow mountains and Skiing is
a big thing in the Snowy Mountains during winter
(Thats what they are called !! Snowy Mountains,
I wonder how long it took the naming dude to think that
one up ??)

Lucky basturd!!:biggrin:

No wonder you Aussies are always happy!!

Where's my kayak?

Panamark

07-29-2009, 06:46 AM

Lucky basturd!!:biggrin:

No wonder you Aussies are always happy!!

Where's my kayak?

If you have a family and comittments, dont do it !
Once you experience the tropics of Oz and the
awesome snow mountains and beauty of our close
brothers in NZ, I dont think you will ever go back !!

Seshmeister

07-29-2009, 06:48 AM

An open prison full of bugs and creatures that want to eat you. :)

Panamark

07-29-2009, 07:31 AM

Geez Sesh, are you a scot or an 18th century englishman ?

Rule Britania!
Britannia rule the waves !

I think the waves are the only thing Her Maj
rules these days.. That old British Empire was
a bit of a lark, bit of a chuckle.. nudge nudge wink wink...

(Until the original owners of the countries got sick of
the little pompous tea parties..........)

Oh no, the Zulus !! The Indians, The Chinese, The Americans, somebody
silence that Paul Revere Chappy, Poste Haste !!!

Is there even a Commonwealth left, or is that as valid
as the guards who never flinch outside Buckingham Palace ???

Nickdfresh

07-29-2009, 08:09 AM

Panamark

07-29-2009, 08:51 AM

Panamark

07-29-2009, 08:53 AM

"towelhead" with a murmured chuckle..
That was the last one we saw in our open
prison here......

I think it made the credits after the midnight edition
of sports tonight.....

FORD

07-29-2009, 11:30 AM

God Save the Queen
The fascist Regime !!

Yet britons daily drool over what words
the offpsring of the german inbreds
have recently learned ! :)

So when do we get a British king that has absolutely
no influence or power over anything in the world
again ???

I don't think old Liz even wants her Alfred E. Neuman looking son Chuckie to be the King. And considering how much she hated Diana, she's probably not too happy about Prince Billy taking over either. Let alone the other kid, who probably wasn't Chuckie's in the first place.

Liz will probably write it into her will to disband the whole "monarchy in name only" upon her death just to spite them all.

ELVIS

07-29-2009, 11:39 AM

Geez Sesh, are you a scot or an 18th century englishman ?

Rule Britania!
Britannia rule the waves !

He's just pissed that you blokes were sent there in exile and it turned out to be paradise...:biggrin:

I'll be there one day...

:elvis:

ELVIS

07-29-2009, 11:43 AM

Real Feel 101? Nah, I don't think so! Fucking humidity is a lot higher here than wherever this is being measured at (probably the Olympia Airport) Closer to the water here, and feeling like a sweat lodge!

Dude, i've lived there and it may be hot, but it only lasts for a few days at most...

Come here to the bayou where the humidity is over 70% year-round and 95 plus lasts for three months...

FORD

07-29-2009, 11:45 AM

FORD

07-29-2009, 11:49 AM

Dude, i've lived there and it may be hot, but it only lasts for a few days at most...

Come here to the bayou where the humidity is over 70% year-round and 95 plus lasts for three months...

That's the main reason that I have NOT yet visited the South!

Actually, one of my uncles lived in Waco Texas for a while. Made the mistake of going there in the middle of the summer. The humidity there was so thick that you would take a shower, and then need to take another one 5 minutes later.

Being raised in Arizona, he didn't care much for that himself. Wasn't long after that he moved to Denver, then eventually back to Mesa.

ELVIS

07-29-2009, 12:03 PM

It is really nice here ( I was gonna say cool, haha) and you're missing out if you don't check out the Bayou region at least once in your life...It's pretty neat and completely different than anything in any state...

And the food is AWESOME!

:elvis:

Panamark

07-29-2009, 05:40 PM

I'd like to see Oz some day actually. My brother lived there for a few years back in the 70's. He'd just graduated from the UW with a teaching degree, apparently couldn't find the gig he wanted locally, so he went down under.

Though I really think he went there for the surfing, seeing as he spent most of his teenage years in California. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/sportlich/f035.gif

Surfing is part of our culture, very similar to the US. Im not familiar with
how close the surf beaches are in LA in proximity to the city, but you
have some really nice quality beaches just minutes from Sydney.
I could understand how a surfin dude would enjoy australia.
I never really got into it, when my friends did I tended to get more into
snorkling/diving kayaking. I did manage to actually get up on a board
a few times, but it would be laughable to watch me attempt it now ! :)

FORD

07-29-2009, 08:38 PM

Well my copy paste picture function seems to be broken today, so no graphic, but the official high here right now is 104 fucking degrees!! 108 "Real Feel" (which supposedly is added the heat index/humidity factor, but again that estimate is from a dryer part of town) Supposed to "cool down" to the upper 90's tommorrow...... we'll see.

ELVIS

07-29-2009, 08:42 PM

Buty tomorrow it will be 80

Seshmeister

07-29-2009, 08:48 PM

God Save the Queen
The fascist Regime !!

Yet britons daily drool over what words
the offpsring of the german inbreds
have recently learned ! :)

So when do we get a British king that has absolutely
no influence or power over anything in the world
again ???

The British royal family are an irrelevant nothing.

The main reason I want rid of them is they give a perception internationally that they matter. The majority of people in the UK want them so I bow to democratic will and it doesn't cost that much but if it was up to me I would kickk them out in a heartbeat.

Panamark

07-29-2009, 11:50 PM

I cant figure out why they visit Australia ?

Most Australians cant figure it out either.

They have absolutely no power over our government,
and frankly, they seem like a boring pack of snobs...

Her Maj probably thinks they still ship bread thieves
out here ! lol.....

Panamark

07-29-2009, 11:53 PM

Hey Sesh, I gotta ask you this one...
You know when you were a younger fella and your mates would
offer you all sorts of advise for shagging etc..
We used to always try and imagine Her Maj naked, in theory
it would prolong the bonking.. Always wondered if you guys
did this too ??? (Or would that be far too blasphemous)

Hell, I didnt even have to imagine her naked... Just a mental
image of her saying "My Husband and I" and I'd be fuelled for
hours !!!! :)

FORD

07-30-2009, 12:06 AM

Panamark

07-30-2009, 01:26 AM

Yeah that'd work... :)

Dan

07-31-2009, 07:39 PM

Was About about 73F in Green Bay,WI Last Night.:(

Nitro Express

07-31-2009, 08:41 PM

He's just pissed that you blokes were sent there in exile and it turned out to be paradise...:biggrin:

I'll be there one day...

:elvis:

It's paradise when you are sipping a beer on the beach sand with a cute girl on your cock buy not so good when a salt water crock rolls you.

Anonymous

08-01-2009, 12:07 AM

In regards to the subtitle of this thread... I've always said air conditioning and silicone are the two gratest achievements of mankind.

Fuck the wheel.

Cheers! :bottle:

Coyote

08-01-2009, 01:44 AM

In regards to the subtitle of this thread... I've always said air conditioning and silicone are the two gratest achievements of mankind.

Fuck the wheel.

Cheers! :bottle:

Here's the third: The Thong Bikini.

ELVIS

08-01-2009, 03:07 AM

It's paradise when you are sipping a beer on the beach sand with a cute girl on your cock buy not so good when a salt water crock rolls you.

There are so many gators here that people hit them on the roads, so now they've allowed open season again...

FORD

08-01-2009, 03:28 AM

That's why Elvis's house looks like this.....

http://www.glipscomb.com/Main/Bill/redneck_yacht.jpg
Kinda dangerous in hurricane season, but at least the gators don't climb the ladder. :biggrin:

Panamark

08-01-2009, 04:12 AM

That frame looks like it may succumb to rust any moment..

hideyoursheep

08-01-2009, 05:08 AM

I cant figure out why they visit Australia ?

Most Australians cant figure it out either.

They have absolutely no power over our government,
and frankly, they seem like a boring pack of snobs...

Get the union jack out of your flag. They might finally get the hint. It worked for US! :biggrin:;)

sadaist

08-01-2009, 11:03 AM

At the moment around 68-70 degrees farenheit in
the day ?? My wife thinks thats too warm for winter,
me........ My nads are attempting to re-enter
the nad sockets to get some warmth......

Kinda the same for me. Being a San Diego native, when the temp drops below 70 I'm in a sweatshirt or jacket. Such a sissy. But you northern guys...dang. Anything 100 + I don't really like unless I'm in shorts with a cooler of beer at the Colorado River. Then it's perfect.

Another thing, the homes & apartments near the ocean in San Diego usually don't have air conditioning. Not even the big nice homes in La Jolla. Some do, but usually not. It's never needed being right near the water. But in August once in a while we get a heat wave...then it gets miserable.

I remember one year in my old apartment we took an oven pan, put a 7 pound block of ice in it, put it on the coffee table in front of the couch, and a fan blowing over the block of ice onto us while we watched tv. Ghetto ac for sure, but it actually helped a little.

Top Jimmy

08-01-2009, 02:23 PM

Top Jimmy

08-01-2009, 02:30 PM

Here's the third: The Thong Bikini.

sure about that?

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_02/boratPA1306_228x566.jpg

Coyote

08-01-2009, 03:05 PM

sure about that?

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_02/boratPA1306_228x566.jpg

Well... not to that extent.

binnie

08-01-2009, 03:39 PM

Thanks to this thread I now have an image of the Queen naked in my head. Cheers Panamark..............

kwame k

08-01-2009, 04:04 PM

Speaking of weather......here in Manitou Springs, Colorado, it's been raining damn near every day and this is considered a high mountain desert. Strange fucking weather this summer.

hideyoursheep

08-01-2009, 04:31 PM

Strange fucking weather this summer.

Good ol' moms has a summer home in Colorado then moves back to Tampa in the winter..like a bird. :biggrin:

My favorite climate is around southern NM. I think it's perfect. Only problem is there's no ocean...just Elephant Butte lake, which is quite a drive.

FORD

08-02-2009, 12:48 AM

fucking pussies...
I just spent 4 days in Vegas at The Luxor,
and it never got even under 100 during the day in the fuckin shade...

I came out to get my car, and the car thermostat said 115....

now THAT'S hot!:hitch:

Vegas is the middle of the desert though, so that's a dry heat. I can promise you that the 104 here was "hotter" than the 115 there because of the added humidity.

Panamark

08-02-2009, 01:15 AM

Thanks to this thread I now have an image of the Queen naked in my head. Cheers Panamark..............

So would you hit that ?? :biggrin:

Panamark

08-02-2009, 01:25 AM

Get the union jack out of your flag. They might finally get the hint. It worked for US! :biggrin:;)

Totally agree, in fact I cant recall a single person saying that it should
stay. The only argument that made any sense was from my late Gradfather,
(who fought in WWII) he said, it sucked having the union Jack as part
of the flag, but it was still "OUR" flag, and hundreds of thousands
of Aussies fought and died holding that version of the flag...

In the early days of colonization there was a cool uprising in
the goldfields of Ballarat in Victoria. It was called the "Eureka Stockade"
basically the australians of the era rising up against the british soldiers/cops
and government. They united under this really cool flag.
And they kicked their asses !!!! I would love to see that flag as
our national flag, or replace the union jack with a kangaroo symbol even..

Cool story about the Eureka Stockade fight, whilst the two sides were
standing off before the big fight, it was started by one dude (from the
civilian camp) picking up a big rock off the ground and hitting one of
the British soldiers right in the face !! (That was the catalyst, shit went
down after that)

But anyhoo, (I love this !!) that man was a doctor who delivered my
Great Granmother into this world. So I have a linky with that uprising..
heheheh....

Heres the flag

http://www.flags-and-anthems.com/media/flags/flag-eureka-stockade.gif

Even that in place of the union jack would look cool....

Panamark

08-02-2009, 01:29 AM

Its looking like spring is arriving here 4 weeks early..
I dont even have a sweater on today, deep blue
skies and just the slightest hint of coolness in the air...
We hardly had a winter this year !! That Rocks !!!

Kinda the same for me. Being a San Diego native, when the temp drops below 70 I'm in a sweatshirt or jacket. Such a sissy. But you northern guys...dang. Anything 100 + I don't really like unless I'm in shorts with a cooler of beer at the Colorado River. Then it's perfect.

Another thing, the homes & apartments near the ocean in San Diego usually don't have air conditioning. Not even the big nice homes in La Jolla. Some do, but usually not. It's never needed being right near the water. But in August once in a while we get a heat wave...then it gets miserable.

I remember one year in my old apartment we took an oven pan, put a 7 pound block of ice in it, put it on the coffee table in front of the couch, and a fan blowing over the block of ice onto us while we watched tv. Ghetto ac for sure, but it actually helped a little.

sadaist

08-02-2009, 03:25 AM

Vegas is the middle of the desert though, so that's a dry heat. I can promise you that the 104 here was "hotter" than the 115 there because of the added humidity.

Funny how he calls you a pussy, yet inside the Luxor it's a constant 72 degrees.

FORD

08-02-2009, 03:45 AM

Funny how he calls you a pussy, yet inside the Luxor it's a constant 72 degrees.

Yeah, last time I was in Vegas I stayed at the big fake pyramid. But I was probably outside most of the time that I wasn't wasting my money in the casino. Didn't have time to get back to Arizona on that trip, so I knew I had to get my desert fix even in the neon jungle of Vegas.

hideyoursheep

08-02-2009, 06:34 AM

Cool story about the Eureka Stockade fight, whilst the two sides were standing off before the big fight, it was started by one dude (from the civilian camp) picking up a big rock off the ground and hitting one of the British soldiers right in the face !! (That was the catalyst, shit went down after that)

But anyhoo, (I love this !!) that man was a doctor who delivered my
Great Granmother into this world. So I have a linky with that uprising..
heheheh....:baaa:

Heres the flag

http://www.flags-and-anthems.com/media/flags/flag-eureka-stockade.gif

Looks similar in pattern what you have on the top left corner of your coat-of-arms...

Much more official looking than our original idea...

<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/an%20appeal%20to%20heaven" target="_blank"><img src="http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk59/GregoryHull/flags/180x120AppealtoHeavenPineTree.jpg" border="0" alt="Appeal To Heaven Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>

Back to the weather...currently 67f humidity 93%..which means it's raining somewhere, when it's 100%, it's raining on you.

I'll be at the lake by 10am I think..gonna be nice.:D

Panamark

08-02-2009, 08:58 AM

Looks similar in pattern what you have on the top left corner of your coat-of-arms...

Much more official looking than our original idea...

<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/an%20appeal%20to%20heaven" target="_blank"><img src="http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk59/GregoryHull/flags/180x120AppealtoHeavenPineTree.jpg" border="0" alt="Appeal To Heaven Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>

Back to the weather...currently 67f humidity 93%..which means it's raining somewhere, when it's 100%, it's raining on you.

I'll be at the lake by 10am I think..gonna be nice.:D

That tree graphic was the original ? Crikey !
I hope they came up with something a little more
inspiring ?

Um...... Ok it was about 70% temp 83% humidity
winter day here today.. just nice...
But I still feel nad retraction !!!

Dan

08-02-2009, 11:27 AM

Burlington Weather

Current conditions as of 9:54 am CDT

Fair
Feels Like:73°
Barometer:29.95 in and steady
Humidity:47%
Visibility:10 mi
Dewpoint:51°
Wind:NW 9 mph
Sunrise:5:45 am
Sunset:8:12 pm
73°High: 82° Low: 65°

Got To Love The US,Summer.:D

thome

08-03-2009, 06:23 PM

I gat some work that needs to be done on ye olde trailor and yes the wheel are off it I a'stay'n this one heya..nah!

so I gats out about 7:30 am and had to quit by noon bitch'n hot 91 degrees and 65% humidity (30% chance of rain and same temp) all week. Gonna hit it again about 7:30 pm fer anhr or so. I got about a weeks work to do...5 six hrs a day

I picked my battle this week caus I am a idiot .!

I am finn'n to drop about 15lb in water weight though, so I got that going for me?

Oh and it's roof,(add15 degrees) work so c'mon rain and heat and ..................FUKK!

It's not the journey it's the destination!