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SparkieD
07-28-2009, 11:04 PM
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For just a mere $25 right here in my fair city on the Redneck Riviera, you can meet and have a piccy taken with Gene $immon$ bitch, Eric Singer. Plunk down 50 bucks more and you get you very own little keychain cuntplete with a personalized audio message.

Third Anniversary Party (http://www.kisscoffeehouse.com/thirdanniversaryparty.htm)


Only a fucking nitwit would bother.

Matt White
07-28-2009, 11:06 PM
LOL

BRILLIANT

So glad I went to see KISS in '96 at TIGER STADIUM.........

If Ace & Pete ain't there......BORING BORING FUCKING BORING

FORD
07-29-2009, 12:40 AM
Is Chaim still paying off his last face lift?

SparkieD
07-29-2009, 12:55 AM
LOL

BRILLIANT

So glad I went to see KISS in '96 at TIGER STADIUM.........

If Ace & Pete ain't there......BORING BORING FUCKING BORING

I saw 'em on that tour as well in Columbia, SC. GRATE show. I'll never foget the marquee:

9/21 Kiss
9/22 Cockfest (USC's mascot is the gamecock)
9/23 United Methodist Church Youth Chior

I snapped a pic. I'll have to dig that up and post it.

Diamondjimi
07-29-2009, 01:50 AM
Ahahahaaa!
This kills me...

Meet & Greet w/Eric Singer
Picture w/Eric
VIP Laminate Pass
Eric Singer Audiograph!
A Personalized Greeting from Eric to you, downloaded onto the KISS Coffeehouse Recordable Key Chain. The ultimate collectible!
1st in line for Meet & Greet
(11 AM – 1 PM)

Double Platinum Package - $75.00
Quantity:


Hell, I'd fart into their keychains for $10 and trll 'em I'm Eric Singer's brother and the "suckers" would buy it! :lmao:

katie
07-29-2009, 05:04 AM
Eric Singer is a fine drummer who also makes a great cup of coffee.

hideyoursheep
07-29-2009, 05:08 AM
Eric Singer is a fine drummer who also makes a great cup of coffee.


Did he curl your toes multiple times?:sex::spank:

binnie
07-29-2009, 08:22 AM
I don't think I'd ever pay to meet anyone, and the idea that Singer can charge for the priviledge of extending his 15 minutes is laughable.

Great drumming for Badlands, but c'mon!

katie
07-29-2009, 10:27 AM
Did he curl your toes multiple times?:sex::spank:

LOL! Very nearly on the 1998 Brian May tour when I was young & pretty ;)

I met him through my husband (we were just friends back then) He worked for B May's agency

We met a few times, flirted, went bowling and stuff, then I told him thought his drum solo section where he sets fire to his sticks was a bit lame.

We never hit it off after that.

Shame as he is really fit and I fancied him like mad.

BTW he will always be known as Doyley by me.

lesfunk
07-29-2009, 10:54 AM
It's just as well Katie, Those rock and rollers are often riddled with herpes and other STDs. Singer could have caught from Eric Carr's drum seat

davehagarfan
07-29-2009, 11:48 AM
I'd rather meet alot of the KISS scabs then the real guys.....I've heard about Ace treating the 25 fans he has left like shit and we all know Peter is smoking loon.....I'd much rather meet Thayer, Singer and Kulick

If Singer makes me a great cup of coffee that's just icing