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steve
07-29-2009, 06:14 PM
The Official Atomic Punks Web Site - The Band (http://www.theatomicpunks.com/sect/band.html)
“Metal Edge” magazine boasts “The singer does David Lee Roth better than Dave himself.” Ricky Mcoy’s recreation of David Lee Roth’s live persona is so uncanny it must be witnessed to be believed. From Dave’s trademark costumes to his signature scream and unique vocal delivery Ricky does Dave proud as the ultimate tribute to one of Rock’s greatest frontmen.:hitch:

It's OK to mention the new singer, but don't take a compliment directed at the old guy and apply it to the new person.

Ralph does Unchained with GREAT Davertone (TM) Scream:
YouTube - The Atomic Punks Van Halen Unchained (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmVjGotIP5Y&feature=PlayList&p=0AB89FD0C66A7219&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2)

new guy does Unchained:
YouTube - The Atomic Punks 2009 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pchJgar7JHc)
:umm:

T H O U G H T S ?

Va Beach VH Fan
07-29-2009, 06:40 PM
You have to give Ralph all the props in the world....

Man, he kept The Real Van Halen alive all those years....

But I have to say, that new guys sings Dave's parts better than Ralph.... Too far away to tell if that was a wig or not though....

And who was that guitarist ?? Sure wasn't Brian....

ELVIS
07-29-2009, 06:51 PM
Ralph did fine, but I knew he had other intrests years ago...

ELVIS
07-29-2009, 06:54 PM
The new guy is just as good...

Calderone
07-29-2009, 07:32 PM
i really liked it ! and im very very critic
thumbs up for the new dlr !

Anonymous
07-29-2009, 07:36 PM
What? Ralph left the Atomic Punks? That's news, alright.

Pff... he'll never be successful without that band. I mean, who'd take him in?

I bet noone will hear about him ever again.

Cheers! :bottle:

ELVIS
07-29-2009, 07:58 PM
Ralph is in several bands...

Mushroom
07-29-2009, 09:25 PM
What? Ralph left the Atomic Punks? That's news, alright.

Pff... he'll never be successful without that band. I mean, who'd take him in?

I bet noone will hear about him ever again.

Cheers! :bottle:

a reverse Sammy Hagar from "somebody" to "nobody"

Douglas T.
07-29-2009, 10:11 PM
I saw Ralph when he was singing for LA GUNS! :barf:

DaveTheScott
07-29-2009, 10:22 PM
I've seen Ralph multiple times withe Metalskool...damn good show. He'll be missed, but he'll be fine. Hats off to the new guy, he's pretty damn good too.

Douglas T.
07-29-2009, 10:29 PM
No Ralph places these guys in the number one spot at Waldo Myspace page!:biggrin:

FAN HALEN - Pipeline Cafe - Honolulu Hawaii on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads (http://www.myspace.com/fanhalentribute)

I got my name +3 on the guest list for the Orlando show this weekend coming up! Anyone want to join us?

Check them out here with this kids taking a guest spot on guitar!
2009-07-24 Fan Halen & guest do "Panama" (http://blip.tv/file/2399864)

Va Beach VH Fan
07-29-2009, 10:45 PM
Nah, sorry, they ain't the Punks.... :D

Douglas T.
07-29-2009, 10:49 PM
Nah, sorry, they ain't the Punks.... :D

I wish they would come to Florda ... the Atomic Punks!


I could use some help anyone wants to help rank/organize the cover bands, see friends list:

MySpace.com - WALDO♪ - 33 - Male - Beverly Hills, CALIFORNIA - myspace.com/sitdownwaldo (http://www.myspace.com/SitDownWaldo)

GreenBayLA
07-30-2009, 12:02 AM
Deja Vu I noticed this a while back when looking into a local gig of theirs. I blew it off cuz Ralph is gone but new guy sounds good.

Douglas T.
07-30-2009, 12:07 AM
This is old news yes? :umm:

redblkwht
07-30-2009, 12:14 AM
The Official Atomic Punks Web Site - The Band (http://www.theatomicpunks.com/sect/band.html)
“Metal Edge” magazine boasts “The singer does David Lee Roth better than Dave himself.” Ricky Mcoy’s recreation of David Lee Roth’s live persona is so uncanny it must be witnessed to be believed. From Dave’s trademark costumes to his signature scream and unique vocal delivery Ricky does Dave proud as the ultimate tribute to one of Rock’s greatest frontmen.:hitch:

It's OK to mention the new singer, but don't take a compliment directed at the old guy and apply it to the new person.

Ralph does Unchained with GREAT Davertone (TM) Scream:
YouTube - The Atomic Punks Van Halen Unchained (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmVjGotIP5Y&feature=PlayList&p=0AB89FD0C66A7219&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2)

new guy does Unchained:
YouTube - The Atomic Punks 2009 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pchJgar7JHc)
:umm:

T H O U G H T S ?

The new guy is alot better IMO..if you close your eyes its 98% him.
he needs to lose some weight & it be dead on.(need the 6 pack);)

jero
07-30-2009, 04:39 AM
Ralph rocks in Steel Panther
YouTube - Steel Panther - Death To All But Metal: Closed-Captioned - Explicit Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37yhT_ndLfw&feature=fvw)

ZahZoo
07-30-2009, 09:11 AM
This is old news yes? :umm:

Yep... old news.

Dr. Love
07-30-2009, 09:37 AM
They'll be in Dallas in a month, I'll go check them out and make a judgement then... but from the youtube videos it sounds like ralph was better to my ear.

Anonymous
07-30-2009, 10:25 AM
This is old news yes? :umm:

A bit, yes. Steel Panther?

Cheers! :biottle:

SWEETWILLIAM
07-30-2009, 10:45 AM
Ralph was the better singer!!!!!!!!!!!

atomicpunk5151
07-30-2009, 11:32 AM
This is old news yes? :umm:

I was wondering why anyone would bring this up.

Welcome to Decemer 2008.

Does nobody here go to the "OTHER" band forum(House of Music) here at rotharmy or at least used to visit DDLR.com?

davehagarfan
07-31-2009, 04:18 PM
Isn't that the same guy who got onstage and did RWTD with Mike and Sammy a while ago?

Calderone
08-02-2009, 01:14 AM
where was that

firestarter
08-02-2009, 12:12 PM
http://www.theatomicpunks.com/images/ricky.jpg

Full Bug
08-02-2009, 01:33 PM
The new guy is alot better IMO..if you close your eyes its 98% him.

I was thinking the same thing, really impressive.....

Coyote
08-02-2009, 03:46 PM
The new guy is alot better IMO..if you close your eyes its 98% him.

True dat.

Hummarstra
08-04-2009, 05:11 AM
New guy's pretty good.

Hummarstra
08-04-2009, 05:21 AM
That Steel Panther stuff sucks. I almost didn't whether to take it seriously or not. Please don't hate me. I'm a delicate flower.

Bowanna
08-04-2009, 04:08 PM
Maybe Velvet Revolver hired him.

Anonymous
08-04-2009, 04:13 PM
That Steel Panther stuff sucks. I almost didn't whether to take it seriously or not. Please don't hate me. I'm a delicate flower.

Whaddaya mean, you almost didn't? You ARE supposed to take it seriously. I mean, they changed their names, and everything. Legally, even. They're 100%, full-fledged, old school rock n' roll. It's serious business, Steel Panther is. Check the 'Steel' in the name. That should give you a hint. Steel. Can't get any more serious than that.

And the lyrics? All rock n' roll. Chicks, booze and... well, rock n' roll.

They're certainly nothing to laff about.

Steel. 'nuff said.

Cheers !:bottle:

Anonymous
08-04-2009, 04:17 PM
I mean, like, Steel, you know?

Steel.

Cheers! :bottle:

TheAtomicPunks
08-04-2009, 09:13 PM
No Ralph places these guys in the number one spot at Waldo Myspace page!:biggrin:

FAN HALEN - Pipeline Cafe - Honolulu Hawaii on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads (http://www.myspace.com/fanhalentribute)

I got my name +3 on the guest list for the Orlando show this weekend coming up! Anyone want to join us?

Check them out here with this kids taking a guest spot on guitar!
2009-07-24 Fan Halen & guest do "Panama" (http://blip.tv/file/2399864)

Have a "real" look at what they sound like

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Anonymous
08-04-2009, 09:18 PM
They're good. Oh, they're good. But NO STEEL!

Know what I mean? No matter if you're good or you suck, you MUST have STEEL!

Do the Atomic Punks have Steel?

The veredict is final: NEEDS MORE STEEL!

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
08-04-2009, 09:19 PM
It's all about the Steel, baby.

NEEDS MORE STEEL!

Cheers! :bottle:

TheAtomicPunks
08-04-2009, 09:40 PM
Here's the story guys. Ralph's band Steel Panther signed a deal with Universal music well over a year ago. While they were finishing up recording their album, it became obvious that his committments to that project were not going to allow him to sing for the Atomic Punks anymore. In late August of 2008 he informed us that he would not be able to do shows anymore come Jan. 2009. We were fortunate enough to find Ricky right away! We flew him out in October to play a show in Santa Barbera,Ca. and he became our new singer. The one thing that's gonna be impossible to do is "replace" Ralph, we weren't looking for another Ralph Saenz. You cannot replace a guy like that. Ralph is one of the best entertainers/frontmen in the business period, whether it's Atomic Punks, LA Guns, Boogie Knights, Steel Panther, anything!! What we were looking for was someone who could do the DLR stuff as close to the real thing as possible. For that, we are VERY fortunate to have Ricky in the band. I don't think there's anyone else out there who could have filled the spot like Ricky has.
As a band, we wish Ralph & Russ Parrish (our 3rd guitarist) all the best possible with Steel Panther. They are currently kicking major ass on a tour in Japan and having HUGE success in England. Their album "Feel The Steel" is supposed to be out in the U.S. in October.
For us in the Atomic Punks, it's business as usual, we just wanna continue perfoming Van Halen for people at the level they expect. And that's what we will continue to do, the show must go on, we are professional musicians and we still need to make a living. We have played some huge shows this summer and everyone's reaction to Ricky has been phenominal! We are fortunate that people enjoy what we do and really appreciate all of the great comments and support over the years from everyone.
As for the other VH Tributes that wanna claim we are no good anymore without Ralph?? I think our video and audio speak for themselves. The fans will be the ultimate judge.
Hope to see you guys out there as we continue to bring "old school" Van Halen to those that want to hear it perfomed at the highest level.
If you wanna see and hear more about the Atomic Punks, here are the links to our respective pages on all the social netwroking sites!!
-Joe (Atomic Punks)

The Official Atomic Punks Web Site - A Tribute To Early Van Halen (http://www.theatomicpunks.com)

The Atomic Punks on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads (http://www.myspace.com/theatomicpunks)

http://www.facebook.com/business/dashboard/#/pages/Atomic-Punks/105448511794

YouTube - TheAtomicPunks's Channel (http://www.youtube.com/theatomicpunks)

The Atomic Punks (TheAtomicPunks) on Twitter (http://twitter.com/TheAtomicPunks)[/SIZE][/SIZE]

TheAtomicPunks
08-04-2009, 09:44 PM
Isn't that the same guy who got onstage and did RWTD with Mike and Sammy a while ago?

No, that was not Ricky

Antman
08-04-2009, 09:48 PM
They shoulda replaced him with the singer from 5150.

Va Beach VH Fan
08-04-2009, 10:17 PM
Hope to see you guys out there as we continue to bring "old school" Van Halen to those that want to hear it perfomed at the highest level.
If you wanna see and hear more about the Atomic Punks, here are the links to our respective pages on all the social netwroking sites!!
-Joe (Atomic Punks)

I agree Joe, the other bands are good, but they're not the Punks !!

But you're killing me Joe, when in the fuck are you guys coming to the Mid-Atlantic ?? I see on your schedule your hitting PA and NY. That's a little too long a haul. Personally, I live in Virginia Beach, but hell, my 15 year old son and I would gladly do the road trip up to D.C., or down to Raleigh/Charlotte in order to finally see you guys live !!!

TheAtomicPunks
08-04-2009, 10:22 PM
We're working on it. We are always adding new shows in new cities to our calendar. Follow us on our pages, hopefully we'll get to your area soon.

ELVIS
08-05-2009, 09:13 AM
I wouldn't purchase anything called Steel Panther...:biggrin:

It's not 1986 anymore...

ELVIS
08-05-2009, 09:17 AM
That Fan Halen cat sure looks like Dave!

He also sings bad just like Dave has on many occasions...

Anonymous
08-05-2009, 09:57 AM
I wouldn't purchase anything called Steel Panther...:biggrin:

It's not 1986 anymore...

Yeah, well... how 'bout a fried banana & peanut butter sandwich, lard arse?

Go back to Vegas. What do YOU know about music anyway? You always lacked steel. That's why you never have a hit anymore. No steel.

Arsehole.

Steel. STEEL!

:tongue0011: :fufu:

That's STEEL Panther.

Cheers! :bottle:

Coyote
08-05-2009, 11:16 AM
That's STEEL Panther.

Cheers! :bottle:

Most definetly NOT Steel Panda.

ELVIS
08-05-2009, 11:17 AM
This pus y thinks he's conversing with Elvis...:biggrin:

Va Beach VH Fan
08-05-2009, 11:28 AM
This pus y thinks he's conversing with Elvis...:biggrin:

Hold on....

You're NOT Elvis ???

Sumbitch, you had me fooled... ;)

ELVIS
08-05-2009, 11:37 AM
Thankya, thankya verymuch...

FORD
08-05-2009, 12:05 PM
This pus y thinks he's conversing with Elvis...:biggrin:

And he'd probably think this was really Elvis singing......

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Anonymous
08-05-2009, 01:47 PM
This pus y thinks he's conversing with Elvis...:biggrin:

Well... it says you're Elvis, right there. And the one in your photo is Elvis. And you call yourself Elvis. And people(?) call you Elvis. And there's only ONE Elvis. And some say he never did died, but was kidnapped by Elvis, I mean aliens.

Are you trying to tell me YOU'RE A POSER???


Thankya, thankya verymuch...

Well??? Are you Elvis or not? Dammit. I'm cuntfused.

Curse you, and your treacherous poser ways.


And he'd probably think this was really Elvis singing......

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Stay out of this, you. Don't make me grab the sidewalk and introduce it to yer face.

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!

I didn't know... I was young, I needed the money...

Anyway, this thread is lacking STEEL. We need more Steel to get this thread back on tracks.

The Atomic Punks. THEY have STEEL.

Mr. Douglas T., do proceed to have the Atomic Punks as top band on Waldo's page, as they are not lacking in Steel. That is to say, they are not Steelless. They're rather Steely, in fact. And that's a good thing.

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
08-05-2009, 01:50 PM
Most definetly NOT Steel Panda.

Most definitely not.

Although STEEL Panda IS a good name, in spite of the fact that Panda's aren't fierce.

In fact, Pandas are gay, bercause lacking in Steel, but a STEEL PANDA is not gay anymore, because he has STEEL. Unless it's a FEMALE Panda, but that would be even cooler. A STEEL FEMALE PANDA. She'd have the EYES OF A PANDA. Of a STEEL Panda.

Cheers! :bottle:

bueno bob
08-05-2009, 02:04 PM
A STEEL FEMALE PANDA. She'd have the EYES OF A PANDA. Of a STEEL Panda.

Cheers! :bottle:

We're starting a band.

We're going to call it STEEL EYED PANDA GIRL.

I'm on a flight out to you as I type this.

We're going to be millionaires. Well, until I fire you and get a fleet of lawyers to screw you out of your royalties anyway.

But it'll be fun!

Anonymous
08-05-2009, 02:15 PM
We're starting a band.

We're going to call it STEEL EYED PANDA GIRL.

I'm on a flight out to you as I type this.

We're going to be millionaires. Well, until I fire you and get a fleet of lawyers to screw you out of your royalties anyway.

But it'll be fun!

Alright. I don't care about those royalties shit anyway. I just wanna become a real celebrity and then die in the gutter with a bottle of cheap wine in my hand, after a series of scandals on world wide news channels and newspapers derived from an 18 month coma-inducing drinking spree.

Right, we have a bassplayer and a singer. Now all we need is a semi-decent guitar player, and we'll be kicking rocks while we look for one.

We might be lucky and have a drummer crawl out from beneath one.

Cheers! :bottle:

thome
08-05-2009, 04:05 PM
I will drive the -BUS- and wrangle upper middle class whores for you all, so you can sleep............ whenever you come down. ( if your married I will assure your wife about special people and thier abilities bla bla bla),

I will also make sure these whores get a comfortable ride home and a $5 gift certificate to a McDonalds of thier choice.We shall have no starving whores.

I will also -HATE- the world for you all,. so you can be free of the anger, that will drive away the muse of the whores.


I will also -WAKE- you all up, and make sure you arrive on time for the gigs and never ever tell you when to get some sleep.

The 5 or 6 keys to sucsess.

So you can be free to ROCK!

Anonymous
08-05-2009, 05:39 PM
Hired.

I say, this is coming along quite nicely, eh?

With any luck, we might even get a contract without even rehearsing, or writing a song.

Cheers! :bottle:

ELVIS
08-05-2009, 05:48 PM
I am ELVIS!


:elvis:

Anonymous
08-05-2009, 05:52 PM
All bow to the true king of rock n' roll!!!

I'm a big fan, Elvis. Will you sign my chest?

Nevertheless Elvis, you could be Elvis, for all I care, BUT DON'T DISRESPECT THE STEEL!

Never!

Not the Steel!

Wanna play drums in our band? I can assure you, it won't be lacking on Steel. The band, I mean. Though the drums will also be made entirely out of STEEL.

Cheers! :bottle:

Coyote
08-05-2009, 08:25 PM
All bow to the true king of rock n' roll!!!

I'm a big fan, Elvis. Will you sign my chest?

Nevertheless Elvis, you could be Elvis, for all I care, BUT DON'T DISRESPECT THE STEEL!

Never!

Not the Steel!

Wanna play drums in our band? I can assure you, it won't be lacking on Steel. The band, I mean. Though the drums will also be made entirely out of STEEL.

Cheers! :bottle:

Steel drums?

Ya tryin' to form a rock'n'roll group or a faux-Rasta-reggae-group?

Anonymous
08-05-2009, 08:50 PM
There's our guitar player.

What are you cuntcerned about? They won't sound right?

Of course they will! Because we will then have STEEL! And THAT, my friend, is all we nee. Your guitar will be entirely out of Steel as well. Bueno Bob will play in a Steel bass with Steel strings. And my voice will come out of a Steel loudspeaker into a Steel microphone.

Rock? That's ancient history. Primitive. It's all about STEEL, now - Steel 'n roll.

Cheers! :bottle:

jhale667
08-05-2009, 09:57 PM
Steel Fucking Panter.
You guys made me do this.

<a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=60855461">Steel Panther Community Property Explicit Version</a><br/><object width="425px" height="360px" ><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"/><param name="wmode" value="transparent"/><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=60855461,t=1,mt=video"/><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=60855461,t=1,mt=video" width="425" height="360" allowFullScreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></object>


Wait...you asked Coyote to play guitar first? Good for him; you can't afford me anyway... :fenderstrat: ;)


Besides, little do you know, thome always tries to wear the beer-helmet when he drives...look out...:D

:guitar:

Anonymous
08-05-2009, 10:02 PM
Hey, he popped in first.

No worries, there's room for TWO guitarists in the band.

I know - one of you will play a Steely rythm while the other will play a Steely lead.

Innovative cuntcepts & filled with STEEL!

That's a GRATE video. I sent it to every cuntact in my e-mail list. Never heard from anyone ever again.

But it has STEEL, dear Gawd, does it eveer have Steel.

Cheers! :bottle:

bueno bob
08-06-2009, 12:30 AM
This is a grate band already.

thome
08-06-2009, 09:03 AM
Besides, little do you know, thome always tries to wear the beer-helmet when he drives...look out...

YES! But it is filled with Espresso and Meth, cause we gotta be in Little Rock by Tuesday!!

I am working a debut at the local VFW.

So, far the Colonel has promised to pay us in Ammo.

( I told him about the drummers penchant for unloading his Uzi out the sunroof of the bus at "The Aliens" that stole his left sock.


We'll make cash in the next town!

Full Bug
08-06-2009, 10:36 AM
I wish the Punks would play Toronto, has this band ever played any canadian dates ever?
I'm sure they would do well playing T.O., hell even the Rolling Stones have done club gigs here....

Coyote
08-06-2009, 03:43 PM
Wait...you asked Coyote to play guitar first? Good for him; you can't afford me anyway... :fenderstrat: ;)


Hey, the way things are for me at the moment... I'll take what I can get. (no offense intended to anyone)

Anonymous
08-06-2009, 04:20 PM
Hey, the way things are for me at the moment... I'll take what I can get. (no offense intended to anyone)

You're fired!

Cheers! :bottle:

Coyote
08-06-2009, 04:22 PM
You're fired!

Cheers! :bottle:

No, YOU'RE fired!!

Anonymous
08-06-2009, 04:27 PM
What???

I'm the lead singer, motherfucker! Don't give me no attitude.

If I leave, this band's over - I'm the one the fans pay to see. I'm the one they recognize. I, I AM the band.

Now, either you keep a positive outlook on this band and keep telling yourself and everyone that it's the best thing in the world, or there'll be trouble between you and the band. That means ME.

And keep your "I'm too good for this shit" out of the way. We don't need any huge egos around here.

Cheers! :bottle:

Coyote
08-06-2009, 04:39 PM
What???

I'm the lead singer, motherfucker! Don't give me no attitude.

If I leave, this band's over - I'm the one the fans pay to see. I'm the one they recognize. I, I AM the band.

Now, either you keep a positive outlook on this band and keep telling yourself and everyone that it's the best thing in the world, or there'll be trouble between you and the band. That means ME.

And keep your "I'm too good for this shit" out of the way. We don't need any huge egos around here.

Cheers! :bottle:

Look who's talkin'... And I can't keep on bullshitting myself forever!

Anonymous
08-07-2009, 10:24 AM
Ok, that's it! I absolutely refuse being in the band with this guy.

The band's over, I'm leaving.

You will never find a singer good enough to replace ME!

Pff, saying I have an ego problem...

Cheers! :bottle:

Va Beach VH Fan
08-07-2009, 02:24 PM
Next thing ya know, your Lamborghini is gonna break down....

Anonymous
08-07-2009, 03:03 PM
My Murci&#233;lago? Never happen. It's brand new, less than 3 years old. Custom-made. Shape of a Panda.

Fiat Panda, that is.

And made entirely of STEEL!

Cheers! :bottle:

thome
08-07-2009, 04:43 PM
I need to get you guys talking..

Whore's and IRON KOKE!




We Can WELD......... THIS STEEL!!!

TheAtomicPunks
08-07-2009, 10:42 PM
I think this has gone a little off topic, maybe you guys should start a new thread about your new band!!!

Va Beach VH Fan
08-07-2009, 10:53 PM
I think this has gone a little off topic, maybe you guys should start a new thread about your new band!!!

It's to the point where we're downright giddy when a thread DOESN'T get off topic around here, Joe....

Anonymous
08-07-2009, 10:57 PM
I think this has gone a little off topic, maybe you guys should start a new thread about your new band!!!

Every thread goes off-topic. It's the natural way of things.

Anyway, sorry to break your hearts, but our band is no more. I know, I know, it's a disgrace. I also know you're one of our biggest fans, and you had your tickets for our concerts already purchased, blah blah blah, but I can't work with these arseholes.

I'm too talented for them.

The good news is this kick-ass lead singer whom everybody loves so much is back in the market for a band.

Fuck it, I'm going solo.

I'm used to playing solo, anyway. Uh... no, wait... that's not what I meant. Damn!

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
08-07-2009, 11:00 PM
Right, let's get this back on topic.

The Atomic Punks RAWK!

Kick arse!

Cheers! :bottle:

TheAtomicPunks
08-08-2009, 12:02 AM
Right, let's get this back on topic.

The Atomic Punks RAWK!

Kick arse!

Cheers! :bottle:

Nice!!:biggrin:

Sucker of Satan's Penis
08-08-2009, 12:43 AM
Ralph was the better singer!!!!!!!!!!!

He was also the most girthier of DLR-based Unbelievers, having partaken of far too much leavened bread to be retained.

All Praise Me.. selat. However, now that I think about it, I approve the new Infidel, yet support Ralph in his more meager-earnings off credit card placations.

FORD
08-08-2009, 01:52 AM
Geez, GAyR. You really should research your aliases a little better, with all that time you spend in the library.

As if Allah would be posting on the Muslim sabbath?

Hardrock69
08-08-2009, 02:02 AM
There may be steel in this thread, but there needs to be LARG.

MORE LARG, DAMMIT! :mad:

Anonymous
08-08-2009, 11:16 AM
There may be steel in this thread, but there needs to be LARG.

MORE LARG, DAMMIT! :mad:

'Tis the truth.

Larg & Steel!

Witness how this thread gets hijacked again.

Cheers! :bottle:

thome
08-09-2009, 11:07 PM
WITNESS ME!

I am the wake your ass up MF'er.

and i drive the bus


WAKOOP TIME!

am I fired yet.

we gotta gig on some tue es es day somewhere.

So Singers sing................. Tarist Tar

drummer .............make it happen it all on your shoulders.

BASS throw something in the midle


I hear some music and it needs to be ooooozzed upon that shugar in the third row.

davehagarfan
08-09-2009, 11:23 PM
I wouldn't purchase anything called Steel Panther...:biggrin:

It's not 1986 anymore...



You bought tickets to Scab Halen 2007....what's the difference

davehagarfan
08-09-2009, 11:27 PM
Whaddaya mean, you almost didn't? You ARE supposed to take it seriously. I mean, they changed their names, and everything. Legally, even. They're 100%, full-fledged, old school rock n' roll. It's serious business, Steel Panther is. Check the 'Steel' in the name. That should give you a hint. Steel. Can't get any more serious than that.

And the lyrics? All rock n' roll. Chicks, booze and... well, rock n' roll.

They're certainly nothing to laff about.

Steel. 'nuff said.

Cheers !:bottle:



http://www.kidport.com/REFLIB/Science/MoonLanding/Images/MoonLanding.jpg

thome
08-09-2009, 11:29 PM
You bought tickets to Scab Halen 2007....what's the difference



Is there one single word in that sentence that isn't bait.

Dang Punk...Lesson one lost on you.

Anonymous
08-10-2009, 03:27 PM
WITNESS ME!

I am the wake your ass up MF'er.

and i drive the bus


WAKOOP TIME!

am I fired yet.

we gotta gig on some tue es es day somewhere.

So Singers sing................. Tarist Tar

drummer .............make it happen it all on your shoulders.

BASS throw something in the midle


I hear some music and it needs to be ooooozzed upon that shugar in the third row.

You, fired??? You're the most importnt member of the band - the one that drives us from one place to another after we drank/drugged so bad we can't even tell our toes from our ears.

But don't think of arseking for a raise.

Cheers! :bottle:

thome
08-10-2009, 10:45 PM
Ride it,Ride the Steel Panda! Baby!!

I thought I was getting paid by the coke boogers, I was picking off the floor of the bus.

A 8-Ball a week is enough for me.

When I was in Vegas I fell in love with this peeler named Diamond, I know there can't be to many strippers named Diamond, or was it Destiny and why when 4 or 5 strippers are standing around together........ one of them is always named Tina?

So, the bus drives in the sky for gigs, and all the while I am on my quest for Tina...I think......woh wait a minute the band is the bus...?