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FORD
08-06-2009, 11:26 PM
A French Revelation, or The Burning Bush
JAMES A. HAUGHT

Incredibly, President George W. Bush told French President Jacques Chirac in early 2003 that Iraq must be invaded to thwart Gog and Magog, the Bible’s satanic agents of the Apocalypse.

Honest. This isn’t a joke. The president of the United States, in a top-secret phone call to a major European ally, asked for French troops to join American soldiers in attacking Iraq as a mission from God.

Now out of office, Chirac recounts that the American leader appealed to their “common faith” (Christianity) and told him: “Gog and Magog are at work in the Middle East…. The biblical prophecies are being fulfilled…. This confrontation is willed by God, who wants to use this conflict to erase his people’s enemies before a New Age begins.”

This bizarre episode occurred while the White House was assembling its “coalition of the willing” to unleash the Iraq invasion. Chirac says he was boggled by Bush’s call and “wondered how someone could be so superficial and fanatical in their beliefs.”

After the 2003 call, the puzzled French leader didn’t comply with Bush’s request. Instead, his staff asked Thomas Romer, a theologian at the University of Lausanne, to analyze the weird appeal. Dr. Romer explained that the Old Testament book of Ezekiel contains two chapters (38 and 39) in which God rages against Gog and Magog, sinister and mysterious forces menacing Israel. Jehovah vows to smite them savagely, to “turn thee back, and put hooks into thy jaws,” and slaughter them ruthlessly. In the New Testament, the mystical book of Revelation envisions Gog and Magog gathering nations for battle, “and fire came down from God out of heaven, and devoured them.”

In 2007, Dr. Romer recounted Bush’s strange behavior in Lausanne University’s review, Allez Savoir. A French-language Swiss newspaper, Le Matin Dimanche, printed a sarcastic account titled: “When President George W. Bush Saw the Prophesies of the Bible Coming to Pass.” France’s La Liberte likewise spoofed it under the headline “A Small Scoop on Bush, Chirac, God, Gog and Magog.” But other news media missed the amazing report.

Subsequently, ex-President Chirac confirmed the nutty event in a long interview with French journalist Jean-Claude Maurice, who tells the tale in his new book, Si Vous le Répétez, Je Démentirai (If You Repeat it, I Will Deny), released in March by the publisher Plon.

Oddly, mainstream media are ignoring this alarming revelation that Bush may have been half-cracked when he started his Iraq war. My own paper, The Charleston Gazette in West Virginia, is the only U.S. newspaper to report it so far. Canada’s Toronto Star recounted the story, calling it a “stranger-than-fiction disclosure … which suggests that apocalyptic fervor may have held sway within the walls of the White House.” Fortunately, online commentary sites are spreading the news, filling the press void.

The French revelation jibes with other known aspects of Bush’s renowned evangelical certitude. For example, a few months after his phone call to Chirac, Bush attended a 2003 summit in Egypt. The Palestinian foreign minister later said the American president told him he was “on a mission from God” to defeat Iraq. At that time, the White House called this claim “absurd.”

Recently, GQ magazine revealed that former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld attached warlike Bible verses and Iraq battle photos to war reports he hand-delivered to Bush. One declared: “Put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground.”

It’s awkward to say openly, but now-departed President Bush is a religious crackpot, an ex-drunk of small intellect who “got saved.” He never should have been entrusted with the power to start wars.

For six years, Americans really haven’t known why he launched the unnecessary Iraq attack. Official pretexts turned out to be baseless. Iraq had no weapons of mass destruction after all, and wasn’t in league with terrorists, as the White House alleged. Collapse of his asserted reasons led to speculation about hidden motives: Was the invasion loosed to gain control of Iraq’s oil—or to protect Israel—or to complete Bush’s father’s vendetta against the late dictator Saddam Hussein? Nobody ever found an answer.

Now, added to the other suspicions, comes the goofy possibility that abstruse, supernatural, idiotic, laughable Bible prophecies were a factor. This casts an ominous pall over the needless war that has killed more than four thousand young Americans and cost U.S. taxpayers perhaps $1 trillion.

James A. Haught is the editor of the Charleston Gazette (West Virginia) and a Free Inquiry senior editor.
Council for Secular Humanism (http://www.secularhumanism.org/index.php?section=library&page=haught_29_5)

jhale667
08-07-2009, 12:07 AM
Interesting to actually see this for all intents and purposes confirmed, but definitely have heard it before.
Ironically, I used to work for the parent corporation of the Gazette eons ago, and my ex was a staff reporter...

Va Beach VH Fan
08-07-2009, 09:25 AM
Chalk another hundreds of thousands of useless deaths on religion....

Baby's On Fire
08-07-2009, 06:16 PM
I like the part of this article that states "Bush may have been half cracked"..."May have been"? Half-Cracked?

I wonder if Darth put those notions in Chimp's head, to get him to order the invasion.

Baby's On Fire
08-07-2009, 06:20 PM
So isn't there now enough evidence to prove Bush is a war criminal, and put him on trial for mass murder, crimes against humanity, and crimes against the US Constitution?

I wish some foreign government would have the fucking balls to charge him with war crimes.

I wish Obama would have some fucking balls about it.

Dolemite!
08-07-2009, 06:33 PM
Foreign govts have no more right to do that than the US has to remove Saddam. But they would be within their rights if they were able to mount an invasion of the US. O'bubba belongs to the system as much as Bush, they are being controlled by the same set of strings. Just like the Clinton-Bush families were close outside the public realm you might someday see BO and GWB hanging out together.

Baby's On Fire
08-07-2009, 06:36 PM
I stand corrected...but the UN or The Hague could file charges...or whoever the Hell else.

Point is, Bush and his cronies should be Dancing With The Stars at the end of a fine nylon rope, for one crime or another.

Dolemite!
08-07-2009, 06:45 PM
Agreed. Along with this guy.


http://www.darianworden.com/pics/votedemocrat.jpg



And all these guys as well.


http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd113/AndersonFloyd/obamaoathDees6.jpg

Baby's On Fire
08-07-2009, 06:48 PM
Welll, Joe Lieberjew for sure...because he's so fucking annoying just to look at.

But Slick Willy was a fucking great prez...and a true man's man.

A hero in my books.

I see Gonnorhea Rice back there too....She needs to be prosecuted for sure.

FORD
08-07-2009, 06:53 PM
Well, Bill and his mighty penis definitely scored another win this week at least. Could you imagine what could have happened if Chimp or Cheney had gone to North Korea? Those poor women would have been in Kim Jung Loony's summer camp for life.

Baby's On Fire
08-07-2009, 06:57 PM
Clinton is the fucking greatest.

The only criticism I have for him is he should have told all the Neo-Cons...all the journalists...all the rekigious assholes and all the hypocrite holier-than-thou pricks to collectively go fuck themsleves, and then underscore it with a rant of how much he loves pussy.

Other than that, he's perfect.

Nickdfresh
08-07-2009, 09:19 PM
Agreed. Along with this guy.


http://www.darianworden.com/pics/votedemocrat.jpg


...


We don't use B-52s anymore. Too messy!

Nitro Express
08-07-2009, 10:12 PM
I don't think Bush ever got over being sodomized by the party clown at the Skull and Bones hazing.

Nitro Express
08-07-2009, 10:14 PM
I would like Obama better if he shoved a canoe paddle up Rohm Imanual's ass and beat Bernanke sensless with the meat popsicle.

Baby's On Fire
08-08-2009, 12:49 AM
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