Fla. man blames cat paws for child porn downloads

[FORD]

Fla. man blames cat paws for child porn downloads

Friday, August 7, 2009

(08-07) 17:29 PDT Jensen Beach, Fla. (AP) --

Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. Andy "Dolemite" Taylor of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff's report Friday, Taylor told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading Duran Duran music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.

Taylor is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.

Fla. man blames cat paws for child porn downloads (http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/08/07/national/a101850D48.DTL)

[FORD]

Alleged photo of suspect cat, "Simon"......

http://studentorgs.utexas.edu/prevet/cat-computer.jpg

[standin]

:biggrin:

[Dolemite!]

Ford can't stop obsessing about child porn.

[bueno bob]

Ford can't stop obsessing about child porn.

Blaming your cat now? What's next, you were at google, dropped your cigarette, your forehead hit the keyboard and when you came up, there it was?

Sicko. You need help. And jail time.

[sadaist]

When he said he was looking for kitty porn, I just thought it was about cats.

[Terry]

As if the child porn allegations weren't bad enough, now this guy (who apparently was a member of THIS site, with the sign-on name of 'Andy Taylor') is blaming his cat for all that Duran Duran music found downloaded on his home computer as well...

[Anonymous]

Oh, Doleshite... will you never learn?

Andy Gaylor... TROLLING FOR CHILDREN'S COCK!!!

Cheers! :bottle:

[hideyoursheep]

Most expensive cat scan. Ever.

[Dolemite!]

As if the child porn allegations weren't bad enough, now this guy (who apparently was a member of THIS site, with the sign-on name of 'Andy Taylor') is blaming his cat for all that Duran Duran music found downloaded on his home computer as well...


Are you trying to be funny or are you that retarded?

[hideyoursheep]

Are you trying to be funny or are you that retarded?



No one, and I mean no one gives a shit what you think.

Begone.:fufu:

[Dolemite!]

I wasn't talking to you, Bubba Bo.

[chefcraig]

Ford can't stop obsessing about child porn.

Nah, the truth is that since the 2000 election, FORD (like many Americans) is obsessed with Florida.

[Anonymous]

Are you trying to be funny or are you that retarded?


I wasn't talking to you, Bubba Bo.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dre0149l.jpg

Cheers !:bottle:

[FORD]

Nah, the truth is that since the 2000 election, FORD (like many Americans) is obsessed with Florida.

Only when crazy messed up shit like this happens there. Which (going by threads you have posted yourself here, and at Links) is far too often. :biggrin:

Not that Washington state is blameless, of course. We did have that guy who got fucked to death by the horse. :confused11:

[chefcraig]

I wholeheartedly agree. In fact, just reporting the normal stuff that takes place or can be traced to originating here would be a full time job in and of itself! http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-ashamed-smileys-705.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Rolleye-Smileys/)

[Coyote]

Oh where have all the good times gone?