Top Ten Anti-Christ liberals...

[ELVIS]

#1 Obama

[ELVIS]

#2 Pelosi

[ELVIS]

#3 Barney Frank

[jhale667]

:rolleyes: Lame.

[ELVIS]

#4

Timothy Geithner

[ELVIS]

:rolleyes: Lame.

I'm not familiar with that name...

[ELVIS]

I'll stop here...

Maybe some others will contribute...

[bueno bob]

I'll stop here...

Maybe some others will contribute...

Or maybe not...

[bueno bob]

I'm going to go start a thread about people I don't like. Just the fact that I don't like them oughta be worthy of discussion...

:rolleyes:

[lesfunk]

You've already proven it was worthy of a reply... or two.

[bueno bob]

You've already proven it was worthy of a reply... or two.

Yeah.

Of course, that does nothing to change the fact that this is an extraordinarily stupid thread.

That being the case, I'm off the hook.

"Antichrist liberals"...for fuck's sake, seriously... :rolleyes:

[davehagarfan]

#5 Gene Garaffalo


...we could do top ten anti-christ conservatives....but that'd be too easy these days......like shooting fish in a barrel

[Jesus Christ]

Gregory, was this really necessary? :(

Verily, I am a Liberal. Art thou going to calleth ME an AntiMe too?

[LoungeMachine]

weak thread

Even by dry-drunk racist hillbilly standards....

:gulp:

[ELVIS]

Verily, I am a Liberal.

The real Jesus was no such thing...

And i'm not calling all liberals an anti-Christ...

[bueno bob]

The real Jesus was no such thing...

That may be true. There's room for argument both ways.

He WAS, however, a community organizer.

;)

[thome]

He had Bake Sales.... for new Playground Equipment?

I never knew that?

[Jesus Christ]

He had Bake Sales.... for new Playground Equipment?

I never knew that?

Why do ye think My Mom is always showing up on tortillas and grilled cheese sandwiches lately? She loves to cook, I love to raise the dead and heal the sick. We all hath our hobbies.

[Jesus Christ]

The real Jesus was no such thing...

And i'm not calling all liberals an anti-Christ...

I provided free health care, didn't I? While telling the rich hypocrites to pay their taxes to Caesar.

[ELVIS]

Shut the fuck up!

Why should we have free ANYTHING ??

Nothing is free!

If you want healthcare, PAY FOR IT! We will anyway...

This all leads to socialism, FORD, and you SHOULD know it...

[Anonymous]

The real Jesus was no such thing...

I suppose you knew him, then? Talked to him, exchanged ideas...

Just sayin'...

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

Shut the fuck up!

Why should we have free ANYTHING ??

Nothing is free!

If you want healthcare, PAY FOR IT! We will anyway...

This all leads to socialism, FORD, and you SHOULD know it...

Maybe the next time you need the police to get to you asap, or the fire department, you should pay for that too? Maybe they should charge your credit card for services rendered while you're on 911?

After all, nothing is free, right?

Give me a break. You need a better argument than that.

[bueno bob]

He had Bake Sales.... for new Playground Equipment?

I never knew that?

If you're going to take ANYTHING the bible says as "factual", then Jesus Christ was the world's ULTIMATE "community organizer".

Pick up the fucking bible and actually READ it for a change. Fuck, I don't believe 80% of everything written in it EVER HAPPENED and even I'M not going to resort to a position as fucking retarded as that.

[ELVIS]

Read the Bible. If you don't get it, Go to hell...

[Anonymous]

Pick up the fucking bible and actually READ it for a change. Fuck, I don't believe 80% of everything written in it EVER HAPPENED and even I'M not going to resort to a position as fucking retarded as that.

What? But it all makes sense. People building a tower into Hellven and then suddenly start speaking other languages, walls being demolished at the sound of trumpets...

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

Read the Bible. If you don't get it, Go to hell...

I've read it at least five or six times cover to cover. And I get it perfectly. And no, I'm not "going to hell" or any other fire and brimstone nonsense, either.

Funny thing about atheists and agnostics...they're usually more knowledgeable about the source material than the believers themselves...

Quite a Christian attitude for you to take, though; and before you think I'm being smart ass about it, I'm not; most Christians LOVE to fall back on the "You're a-going to HELL-ah! If you don't BELIEVE-AH! As I DO-ah!"

It's in fact almost uniquely Christian to take that perspective...believe as I do or you die and suffer eternally...

REAL convincing argument to "see things your way", LMAO!

Followers like you Jesus doesn't need and pretty much can't stand, I'd imagine.

;)

[bueno bob]

What? But it all makes sense. People building a tower into Hellven and then suddenly start speaking other languages, walls being demolished at the sound of trumpets...

Cheers! :bottle:

Well, that's true. I especially like the idea of superhuman strength being a result of never cutting your hair and being swallowed by a whale and just hanging out for a while in it's stomach...like a submarine.

I'm going to be re-enacting both experiments; I'll let you know how they turn out. With any luck, I'll save a shitload of money on my car insurance once I can just travel by whale anywhere I wanna go...

:biggrin:

[Anonymous]

Don't forget that honey comes from inside lions.

Dunno why there's drawings of bees pasted all over the pots.

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

Hail Satan

http://educate-yourself.org/lte/robertson293h.jpg

[bueno bob]

LOL...I got your modern day Christianity for you right here...

http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/files/images2/hinn_cover350.jpg

Of course, it's not all that much different than OLDER day Christianity...just throw in a TV set and the song remains the same...

[Anonymous]

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

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Cheers! :bottle:

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Read the Bible. If you don't get it, Go to hell...

That's one helluva brash statement E, no pun intended....

[bueno bob]

That's one helluva brash statement E, no pun intended....

Not really. You'd be amazed how many Christians honestly feel that way about people overall, once you get right into their secret heart of hearts.

[bueno bob]

Here's the problem with tossing around terms like "Antichrist" and applying them to politicians you don't like, Elvis.

Most people have never READ either the bible (and by that, I mean Revelation) or the prophecies of Nostradamus (both of which are steeped deeply in end of the world mumbo jumbo and are purposely vague and non specific about actual details).

That being the case, it's also true that most people DO, in fact, have an idea of what the general overall consensus of both Revelation and the prophecies of Nostradamus amount to - death and destruction on a global level.

When something big happens in the world, be it the election of a new President or a catastrophe of epic proportions (let's say 9-11), its VERY easy to PREACH FALSE DOCTRINE and/or apply ones own interpretation of the scripture, or the prophecies, to these events based on ones own particular perception of the writings - remember all of the supposed "prophecies" from Nostradamus that suddenly became common knowledge after 9-11?

Same goes for religion. And yeah, people line up to believe it because, finally, the sky is falling and the end times are FINALLY here (again...). And the masses of huddled sheep are too fucking lazy or stupid to actually pick up a bible, history books and an encyclopedia and actually do their own research, so what happens?

The religious WHACK JOBS propose their theory to the ignorant who then run with it as factual. The huddled sheep have the answers they're looking for and those who preach false answers based on their own predetermined opinions get that sense of POWER that they hunger after so much.

Were this thread not so fucking STUPID in intent and delivery, it might actually aspire to being dangerous...

"“Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves." - Matthew 7:15

“Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye." - Matthew 7: 1-5

"I appeal to you, brothers, to watch out for those who cause divisions and create obstacles contrary to the doctrine that you have been taught; avoid them. For such persons do not serve our Lord Christ, but their own appetites, and by smooth talk and flattery they deceive the hearts of the naive." - Romans 16: 17-18

Right, E?

[LoungeMachine]

Read the Bible. If you don't get it, Go to hell...

Now there's a follower of Jesus talking....

[bueno bob]

Now there's a follower of Jesus talking....

Sadly enough, very true...

[bueno bob]

Isaiah 14:14 - "I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High."

LMAO!

I actually fulfilled biblical scripture last night! I was EXTREMELY high!

[Anonymous]

Jaysus is ok, it's his father we need to worry about.

Nasty son of a bitch, if there ever was one.

By the way, isn't it funny how most of the church-going crowd always turns out to be the most petty, envious, slandering, and overall pieces-of-shit of the community?

While everyone else is functioning properly never giving a rat's arse about what their neighbour believes, and just doing their day's work, these church-goers keep looking at other people with different beliefs and try to ruin their lives with petty bullshit until they too become a follower of Gawd, Yeah-Hoover.

They're kinda like the OTHER extremists down there in Arabia, aren't they?

Funniest of all, should their beliefs prove true, they're the first in line to Hell.

Fuck all religious zealots. Fuck all zealots.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Isaiah 14:14 - "I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High."

LMAO!

I actually fulfilled biblical scripture last night! I was EXTREMELY high!

Wait! With proper punctuation:

"I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be, like, the most High."

Yep. Words of a stoner.

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

Wait! With proper punctuation:

"I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be, like, the most High."

Yep. Words of a stoner.

Cheers! :bottle:

:bingesmoking:

:angel10:

[ZahZoo]

#6 - Barbara Streisand

[bueno bob]

#6 - Barbara Streisand

Sorry about the groan...clicked without looking trying to find "Quote"...

I actually agree with you very much on that article right there... :)

[FORD]

No problem with Barbra Streisand's politics, but her voice always sounded like something from the bowels of Hell itself, to me.

(No offense meant to Satan)

[bueno bob]

Guilty...of being THE DEVIL!

http://media.fanfire.com/images/product/large/BST/BSTCD018.jpg

There is NOTHING holy about this...

[Nitro Express]

Read the Bible. If you don't get it, Go to hell...

The anti-christ needs to be a semite so I would say Rohm Imanual.

[bueno bob]

The anti-christ needs to be a semite so I would say Rohm Imanual.

Depends on how you look at it. There are multiple references in the bible to multiple "Antichrists"; anybody who speaks against the teachings or oppose the message at all is an antichrist in the books of John, if memory serves. The Dragon and The Beast are probably references to the coming antichrist who hasn't appeared on the world scene (spoken of prophetically in Revelation).

There's a bit of an interesting dissertation on the coming antichrist at this website - written from a religious perspective, so take it with a grain of salt, but if one was to bust the bible down for its clues as to the when and where and origin of the antichrist, this would probably follow the logic.

9 Reasons Why the Antichrist is not a European (http://jesus-is-the-way.com/10Reasons.html)

9 Reasons Why the Antichrist is not a European

To Honor Jesus Christ, Glorify God, Encourage Believers, & Warn All
Est 03-22-2005 Changed 06-08-2005 (reason for 06-08-2005 emendation at bottom of page)


This information is offered with the hope that YOU can come to KNOW the Lord personally.

1. The kingdom of the antichrist is from one of the parts of Alexander the Great's empire, none of which is in Europe.

2. The antichrist is called by name the "Assyrian". (Assyrian, or Seleucid, is that part of the Grecian empire out of which antichrist arises.)

3. The antichrist is also called the "king of the north". Europe is not north of Israel. (see Daniel chapter 11).
06-08-2005 emendation starts here> The historical King of the North which occupies a great deal of Daniel chapter 11, beginning with verse 6, is the ancient King of Assyria. Verses 6,7,8,11,13,15 specifically refer by title to this ancient king, who is not a European. The future portion of the prophecy in Daniel 11 (which is yet unfilled) begins in verse 36 with a reference to the "king" who shall do according to his will." This king himself (as opposed to his kingdom), who is clearly the antichrist, is also referred to as the "king of the north" in verse 40, thus identifying the antichrist with the historical King of Assyria, not some European place of origin. It is correct to say the king proper comes (originally, upon assumption of his position of authority) from the north which can not geographically be Europe as a place of origin of the antichrist.

4. The historical "king of the north" (to be distinguished from the prophetic "king of the north") was the king of Assyria. (see Daniel chapter 11) Assyria is not in Europe.

5. The historical "king of the north" (Assyria) fought against the historical "king of the south" (Egypt) exactly as the prophetic "king of the north" will when he (the antichrist) conquers Egypt. (see Daniel chapter 11)

6. The kingdom of antichrist grows in three directions toward the south, the east and toward the pleasant land. (the pleasant land is Israel).

Daniel 8:9 And out of one of them [ one of Alexander the Great's 4 divisions ] came forth a little horn, which waxed exceeding great, toward the south, and toward the east and toward the pleasant land

If this kingdom waxes EXCEEDING GREAT,
TOWARD THE SOUTH,
EAST,
and the PLEASANT LAND (Israel/Palestine).


Follow me here: these directions point to 3 mutually exclusive compass directions.

The kingdom (not the king) is growing in THREE (3) directions. If the kingdom was West of Israel, EAST and the PLEASANT LAND would be the same direction. Therefore, the kingdom is NOT west of Israel. If the kingdom was North of Israel, the SOUTH and PLEASANT LAND would be redundant. Therefore, the kingdom is not north of Israel. This leaves SOUTH of Israel and EAST of Israel as our 2 choices. We have to eliminate the SOUTH of Israel because the antichrist attacks and conquers the king of the south - Egypt .

This leaves us with EAST of Israel as the place of the antichrist's kingdom. 06-08-2005 emendation starts here> The kingdom (as distinct from the king) is predominantly EAST of Israel. This kingdom comes into play after the king has received a crown, giving him more territory/authority than he initially had. This kingdom has the 7 heads and 10 horns and it represents the developed and expanded kingdom of the antichrist depicted in Revelation 13 and forward.

7. In a military campaign moving toward the south (toward Egypt) antichrist will establish his headquarters in Israel. If he was in Europe he could not do this. (Actually, it appears that the antichrist returns from a southern campaign against Egypt.)

8. Arguments from a negative viewpoint are never quite as good as positive arguments. However, at this point let it be said that there are no scriptures which say that the antichrist is European or Roman. On the otherhand, there are scriptures which do say that he is an Assyrian. If one stopped at Daniel 2 a case might could be made that the antichrist was from Rome. However, one can not stop at Daniel 2, but, must include Daniel 7 and 8. (see Note A)

9. The antichrist arises AMONG ten kings. These ten kings are clearly Muslim nations.



Note A:

In Daniel 9:26 it says that the "people (Romans) of the prince that shall come" (the antichrist) "shall destroy the city and the sanctuary." This says that the antichrist will be descended from Roman peoples. There is a Muslim king whose mother was British. There is also research on the internet that shows that the Etruscans were originally from Assyria.

the Etruscans, seem to have sailed from Asia Minor to found a state in the forest wildernesses of middle Italy; some built themselves cities upon the south-east coasts of the Mediterranean and became later that people known in history as the Philistines. 18. Egypt, Babylon and Assyria. Wells, H.G. 1922. A Short History of the World (http://www.bartleby.com/86/18.html)

Somewhere between 900 and 800 BC, the Italian peninsula was settled by a mysterious peoples called the Etruscans. We don't know where the Etruscans came from, but archaeologists suspect that they came from the eastern Mediterannean, possibly Asia Minor. Ancient / Classical History - Ancient Greece & Rome & Classics Research Guide (http://ancienthistory.about.com)

The Roman historian Dionysius of Halicarnassus stated that this new culture had deemed themselves Rasenna, or Rasna. One theory of this name is that a large number of immigrants were from Resen, a city in Assyria. Their route is believed to have taken them from Assyria to a place called Eluthya in Egypt, where there are supposedly tomb decorations that are similar to the Etruscans. Vintage Adventure (http://www.vintageadventure.com/flash/history/default.asp)

In Daniel 11:37 it says "neither shall he regard the God of his fathers". Many claim that this means that the antichrist is Jewish. However, since Ishmael (the father of the Moslem nations) is the son of Abraham, it means the antichrist is a semite, one of the semitic nations.

...

All of which clearly indicates BARACK OBAMA! :eek:

[LoungeMachine]

Sammy Hagar is the Anti-Christ.

So STFU with this stupid argument already....

:gulp:

[FORD]

Well, Hagar was the name of Ishmael's mother, and in fact Sammy has claimed Lebanese ancestry, so that would make him a Semite as well. And we know he hates Jews. Or at least one Jew (David Lee Roth)

[jhale667]

By the way, isn't it funny how most of the church-going crowd always turns out to be the most petty, envious, slandering, and overall pieces-of-shit of the community?



Example 1: ELVIS




:guitar:

[davehagarfan]

Read the Bible. If you don't get it, Go to hell...


Holy shit.....the king has cracked his lid

[Anonymous]

Example 1: ELVIS




:guitar:

Yeah, he kinda fits that description, doesn't he?

Waiddaminute... you mean the King or the Army's Elvis? :biggrin:

Cheers! :bottle:

[VanHalener]

weak thread

Even by dry-drunk racist hillbilly standards....

:gulp:

What is dry-drunk?

Is it like dry humping?

Unopened beer to lips?

What is it?

[FORD]

What is dry-drunk?

Is it like dry humping?

Unopened beer to lips?

What is it?

Dry drunks are alcoholics who aren't currently drinking, but most likely haven't dealt with the addiction itself and/or the issues which caused the addiction in the first place, which differentiates them from 12 stepper recovering alcoholics.

Many of them also happen to be religious fanatics, which means they really just traded an addiction to alcohol for an addiction to God. Chimpy Bush is a perfect example of this, though he reportedly fell off the wagon several times while illegally occupying the White House. (and Iraq)

[bueno bob]

Seems as if Elvis has abandoned his thread...

[FORD]

I think he's on third shift this week. He'll probably be here later. But after Jesus called him out for the whole "antichrist" thing, there wasn't really anything left to say.

[GAR]

That may be true. There's room for argument both ways.

He WAS, however, a community organizer.

Kinda like Barry Sotero Dunham-Obama!

Barack is TRULY the Annointed one!

[FORD]

I can only think of one guy who ever actually proclaimed himself to be "the Antichrist". He's now a butter salesman...

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[LoungeMachine]

Seems as if Elvis has abandoned his thread...

At least HE had an exit strategy.....

:gulp:

[Baby's On Fire]

Shut the fuck up!

Why should we have free ANYTHING ??

Nothing is free!

If you want healthcare, PAY FOR IT! We will anyway...

This all leads to socialism, FORD, and you SHOULD know it...


And what about the people who can't pay for it?

They must be the spawn of Satan if they can't afford it, right you Christian emptathetic, caring man?

[Baby's On Fire]

Read the Bible. If you don't get it, Go to hell...

And what happens if I wipe my ass with it?

My "God", I must be in real trouble. You see, I steal bibles from hotel rooms and save money on toilet paper.

That's about all a bible is good for.

[Nitro Express]

The end of days scenero I grew up on was a slick Jew would bring middle east peace. Establish himself in Israel, build the new temple and then get pissed and turn on his people and force them to worship him. Another popular scenero is a gentile befriends the Jews and builds a temple much like Herod did and then forces them to worship him. Some say the antichrist will be a muslim but I doubt that would work unless he was one charming son of a bitch.

[jhale667]

Here's one...

http://www.ifc.com/makemediamatter/glenn_beck_1210.jpg

Doesn't really count as a liberal...

[FORD]

The end of days scenero I grew up on was a slick Jew would bring middle east peace. Establish himself in Israel, build the new temple and then get pissed and turn on his people and force them to worship him. Another popular scenero is a gentile befriends the Jews and builds a temple much like Herod did and then forces them to worship him. Some say the antichrist will be a muslim but I doubt that would work unless he was one charming son of a bitch.

I suppose it's logical to assume the Antichrist would be a Jew, since Christ was a Jew, but I don't see it as necessarily a requirement.

That said, I don't know where the Hell the "Left Behind" fundies got the idea to make the AC some previously obscure politician from Romania, of all places. That falls in with the fundie teaching that the whole "one world government" of the Antichrist would come out of a revived Roman empire, which they seem to think the European Union is.

But it's just as likely - or even more so in my opinion - that the Antichrist would come from the right wing fundagelical cult in the US, backed by a few million rabid followers whose only knowledge of the Bible is from the cherry picked verses their right wing pastors throw at them every Sunday.

[Golden AWe]

7. (Christian) God

[ELVIS]

That's one helluva brash statement E, no pun intended....

It was a joke...

[ELVIS]

By the way, isn't it funny how most of the church-going crowd always turns out to be the most petty, envious, slandering, and overall pieces-of-shit of the community?

Cheers! :bottle:

I doubt you even know what a real church is...

[ELVIS]

This information is offered with the hope that YOU can come to KNOW the Lord personally.



Exactly!

Just ask Him into your heart. It's as simple as that...It's real!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

It was a joke...

I figured....

[Anonymous]

I doubt you even know what a real church is...

I know, I grew up in a small community. I know all about faith, church, and believers.

Hypocrisy, all around. Disgusting.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Exactly!

Just ask Him into your heart. It's as simple as that...It's real!

I'd figure that post by Bob-o was a joke too...

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

I'd figure that post by Bob-o was a joke too...

Cheers! :bottle:

Organized religion is a joke entirely...

[ELVIS]

I'm barely organized and i'm not religious...

Letting Jesus Christ into your heart and your life, and allowing Him to be your personal savior has nothing to do with religion...

It's sad that it has been presented, or portrayed in that manner...

[LoungeMachine]

I'm barely organized and i'm not religious...

Letting Jesus Christ into your heart and your life, and allowing Him to be your personal savior has nothing to do with religion...

It's sad that it has been presented, or portrayed in that manner...

:lmao::confused::stop:

[LoungeMachine]

Exactly!

Just ask Him into your heart. It's as simple as that...It's real!

okay, and then what.... exactly?

I mean it's nice and all that he waits for an invitation, and doesnt just come barging into my heart, but then what?

Please be specific.

:gulp:

[bueno bob]

okay, and then what.... exactly?

I mean it's nice and all that he waits for an invitation, and doesnt just come barging into my heart, but then what?

Please be specific.

:gulp:

Then he makes you bacon and eggs and you watch football.

[LoungeMachine]

Then he makes you bacon and eggs and you watch football.

Sign me up.

Thank You, Jesus!

:gulp:

[WARF]

Here's my top ten...

1- George W. Bush
2- Pope Benedict
3- John Hagee
4- Oliver North
5- Bill O'Reilly
6- Sarah Palin
7- Philip Markoff
8- ELVIS
9- Gary "Green River Killer" Ridgeway
10- Donald Harvey (Angel Of Death)

[FORD]

Then he makes you bacon and eggs and you watch football.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/HHeretic.jpg
Homer sits on the couch as the entire house is shaken as if by an earthquake. (The TV set says, ``Uh-oh!'') A shaft of light pierces through the dark clouds overhead, the Hand of God removes the roof of the house, and His Almighty stands in the Simpsons television room.

God: Thou hast forsaken My Church!
Homer: [in fear] Uh, kind-of... b-but...
God: But what!
Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should
I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
God: [pause] Hmm... You've got a point there. You know, sometimes even I'd rather be watching football...

God: Does Saint Louis still have a team?
Homer: Naw, they moved to Phoenix.
God: Oh. Right.

[Nitro Express]

I suppose it's logical to assume the Antichrist would be a Jew, since Christ was a Jew, but I don't see it as necessarily a requirement.

That said, I don't know where the Hell the "Left Behind" fundies got the idea to make the AC some previously obscure politician from Romania, of all places. That falls in with the fundie teaching that the whole "one world government" of the Antichrist would come out of a revived Roman empire, which they seem to think the European Union is.

But it's just as likely - or even more so in my opinion - that the Antichrist would come from the right wing fundagelical cult in the US, backed by a few million rabid followers whose only knowledge of the Bible is from the cherry picked verses their right wing pastors throw at them every Sunday.

Not necessarily a Jew but a semite. A semite is any race that decends from Abraham. The obvious is a Jew or a Muslim. We have to remember the twelve tribes of Israel were scattered and so there probably is semite blood in parts of the world and in races that we don't normally view as semite. So basically if you think about it, after years of scattering and inter racial fucking, anyone can be the antichrist.

[Anonymous]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/HHeretic.jpg
Homer sits on the couch as the entire house is shaken as if by an earthquake. (The TV set says, ``Uh-oh!'') A shaft of light pierces through the dark clouds overhead, the Hand of God removes the roof of the house, and His Almighty stands in the Simpsons television room.

God: Thou hast forsaken My Church!
Homer: [in fear] Uh, kind-of... b-but...
God: But what!
Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should
I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
God: [pause] Hmm... You've got a point there. You know, sometimes even I'd rather be watching football...

God: Does Saint Louis still have a team?
Homer: Naw, they moved to Phoenix.
God: Oh. Right.

Homer's hand on Gawd's knee is somewhat... disturbing...

Cheers! :bottle:

[Terry]

Shut the fuck up!

Why should we have free ANYTHING ??

Nothing is free!

If you want healthcare, PAY FOR IT! We will anyway...

This all leads to socialism, FORD, and you SHOULD know it...

How DARE you tell Jesus to "shut the fuck up"!?

[bueno bob]

How DARE you tell Jesus to "shut the fuck up"!?

From what I've seen, many of Jesus' followers tell him in their heart of hearts to do exactly that once his wishes run contrary to their own...

[Terry]

From what I've seen, many of Jesus' followers tell him in their heart of hearts to do exactly that once his wishes run contrary to their own...


Quite possibly true...good thing I'm an agnostic, I guess...

[Anonymous]

Look, fark orf...

Have some fun, and learn some basic, sensible stuff.

There IS a lesson in everything, I'm sure Cato can tell you that.

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Watch these videos, you'll be doing yerselves a favour. Especially you, Elvis. Best of all, ye'll be larfing all along.

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

Quite possibly true...good thing I'm an agnostic, I guess...

Welcome to the club :)

[FORD]

Red Dwarf is always welcome.