How does one keep from puking on someone? [Archive]

jhale667

08-20-2009, 02:34 AM

So as I've mentioned, and I imagine every workplace has one, I have a crazy birther co-worker. One who continuously posts vile things on his Facebook page and generally blathers the same shit at work (fortunately we don't work in the same department). Here's the latest, after I posted the YouTube showing the poll results of how misinformed Republicans are who watch FAUX news and think it's real:

"Obama is a Socialist, he is also a Statist. His Administration is very reminiscent of 1933 Germany and the Democratic Socialist Party, the Nazi's. Wake up bro you deserve better than this Liar and Political Thug Obama and his cronies. You deserve real freedom and real representation from your Government that is supposed to work for you, not against you."

I mean, he hit ALL the Repuke talking points - except, ironically the birther shit. He may as well have thrown in "he worships Satan". :mad:
Un-friending this buffoon who shall remain nameless would now be far too obvious and perhaps create a rift in the office. Awkward.

He certainly wouldn't stoop to lowering his moral standards long enough to surf a place like this, and I didn't name him anyway so he can't do shit about me reposting it (essentially a random Facebook quote) here...

I mean how do I not KICK THIS GUY IN THE NUTS, I ask you?? :pullinghair::umm:

ELVIS

08-20-2009, 04:21 AM

By staying his friend and having an intelligent rapport that continues...

sadaist

08-20-2009, 04:39 AM

Just flat out tell him,

"bro, our political views are totally opposite. How about we agree not to discuss politics with each other. Wanna go grab a beer & shoot a game of pool? How about some fishing on Sunday. You hear that Brett Favre signed with the Vikings? Geez. Packers fans are pissed. I hear EVH is working on some new music." etc.....

EZ as pie.

sadaist

08-20-2009, 04:43 AM

I mean how do I not KICK THIS GUY IN THE NUTS, I ask you?? :pullinghair::umm:

By keeping them in your mouth?

Panamark

08-20-2009, 06:44 AM

Get him really drunk one night and see his true self..
If its the same, kick him in the nuts then spew on him !

Nickdfresh

08-20-2009, 07:39 AM

Tell him that Bush flew airliners into the World Trade Centers.

jhale667

08-20-2009, 08:34 AM

By staying his friend and having an intelligent rapport that continues...

Problem with that is, he's already made it quite clear he's pretty much incapable of maintaining an "intelligent" rapport...:umm:

Were it here or Rothfans, one could go into great detail in explaining to him what an idiot he is for posting that shit, but can't get into a shouting match in the office, obviously...

He should be forced to watch that Research 2000 poll result report again and again....

But yeah, pretty much done talking politics with him, and were it not such great loony fodder, I'd hide his FB updates altogether...

binnie

08-20-2009, 08:50 AM

You can't help some people J.

Best to ignore him if he annoys you that much. Whatever his views about Obama and his administration, the comparisons to Hitler's Germany are crass and show a real disrespect to the study of history.

Seshmeister

08-20-2009, 09:38 AM

It's amazing how uptight supporters of each side get about politics in the US when both parties are almost identical.

jhale667

08-20-2009, 10:30 AM

This just in: :rolleyes:

"Of hoarse he is a Socialist, and a Statist, He believes in the Government take over of our private enterprise system, the Auto industry, the Banking Industry, the Health Care Industry. Just like the German Democratic Socialist in 1933 so Obama and the Democrats have taken over these industries, and will attempt to take over more. Wake up my brother you deserve better than Obama and his corrupt cronies. Oh and by the way Fox is the only fair and balanced news there is. This is proven!"

:barf:

LoungeMachine

08-20-2009, 11:38 AM

By staying his friend and having an intelligent rapport that continues...

:lmao:

You mean like calling him a fag, telling him to kiss his ass, and to to shut the fuck up like you do in here all the time to people who dont agree with you?

That kind of intelligent rapport?

:lmao:

Guitar Shark

08-20-2009, 11:54 AM

W h a t e v e r

;)

Guitar Shark

08-20-2009, 11:55 AM

"Of hoarse he is a Socialist,

My favorite part right there. :biggrin:

diamondsgirl

08-20-2009, 12:01 PM

Hillary Clinton was running for US Senator of NY against Rick Lazio. My former boss asked me whom I was voting for. I knew that it wouldn't be wise to talk politics in the office, but I didn't know how to evade the question. I answered, "Hillary Clinton." Since then the harrassment never stopped. This was during the anthrax scare, so she sprinkled white sugar all over my desk while I was out of the office. She even got a couple of coworkers in on this, leaving me every critical article about Hillary Clinton from some obscure local newspaper that seemed to have been written by elementary school students. Ugh.

I cannot stress enough: do not talk politcs at work.

was she your current boss at the time?? what a cunt.

ELVIS

08-20-2009, 12:16 PM

:lmao:

You mean like calling him a fag, telling him to kiss his ass, and to to shut the fuck up like you do in here all the time to people who dont agree with you?

That kind of intelligent rapport?

:lmao:

I consider you a friend and a good guy...

If you don't know i'm joking when I say those silly or stupid things, you can shut the fu... nevermind...

W h a t e v e r

;)

Seshmeister

08-20-2009, 02:12 PM

I was listening British talk radio last week and they were discussing the republicans attacking our healthcare system.

A woman phoned in and I kid you not the conversation was

W: "I don't blame Americans for being against Obama's healthcare reform"
Host:"Why is that?"
W: "I wouldn't want people coming to my house and saying whether I could have children"
H: "What????"
W: "Obama is going to send people to your house if you are pregnant. They assess you and if you don't fit the right criteria they will force you to have an abortion"
H:"What? Where did you hear about that"
W: "It's on the internet!"

jhale667

08-20-2009, 02:15 PM

Unbelievable...:eek:

Nickdfresh

08-20-2009, 02:19 PM

Someone's sig. from another site I mod. Fits the townhall teabaggers to a "T":

"The fundamental problem of Democracy is that the majority of voters are idiots fueled by uninformed rage - and the Politicians do everything to cater to them."

bueno bob

08-20-2009, 02:22 PM

Yeah.

As mentioned before, I think the best thing to do is just to tell him that your political ideology and his simply don't match up and won't match up and it's just better not to talk about it period....

Nickdfresh

08-20-2009, 02:23 PM

As much as you want to give him a beatdown, don't do it. Don't even say anything. The workplace is not a place for political/social discussion. I had a nasty experience years ago.

Hillary Clinton was running for US Senator of NY against Rick Lazio. My former boss asked me whom I was voting for. I knew that it wouldn't be wise to talk politics in the office, but I didn't know how to evade the question. I answered, "Hillary Clinton." Since then the harrassment never stopped. This was during the anthrax scare, so she sprinkled white sugar all over my desk while I was out of the office. She even got a couple of coworkers in on this, leaving me every critical article about Hillary Clinton from some obscure local newspaper that seemed to have been written by elementary school students. Ugh.

I cannot stress enough: do not talk politcs at work.

Oh gawd! Rick Lazio. Good thing he was never elected, he would have had to renounce this throne as King of the Douchebags...another corrupt CEO punk whose greatest quality was jumping off the corporate ship after he rammed it into an iceberg and right before it sank...

I heard he never paid off a lot of his campaign debts despite being well funded (from mostly out-of-state)...

jhale667

08-20-2009, 02:27 PM

Satan

08-20-2009, 02:32 PM

I mean, he hit ALL the Repuke talking points - except, ironically the birther shit. He may as well have thrown in "he worships Satan".

And why would that be a problem? :confused12:

jhale667

08-20-2009, 02:50 PM

And why would that be a problem? :confused12:

It's not - when they mean it in a good way... ;)

binnie

08-21-2009, 02:07 AM

Blackflag

08-21-2009, 02:14 AM

The most disturbing part of this whole thread is that JHale uses "facebook." WTF?

:poofters:

LoungeMachine

08-21-2009, 02:21 AM

The most disturbing part of this whole thread is that JHale uses "facebook." WTF?

:poofters:

oh, please.

says the guy posting on a dead rock band's website......

:gulp:

We're all supposed to have internet standards now? :lmao:

Now if he had said myspace, you could have had me agreeing.....

jhale667

08-21-2009, 02:31 AM

:rolleyes:

Blackflag

08-21-2009, 03:23 PM

oh, please.

says the guy posting on a dead rock band's website......

:gulp:

We're all supposed to have internet standards now? :lmao:

Now if he had said myspace, you could have had me agreeing.....

Dude...facebook? Are YOU on the "facebook?"

:poofters:

jhale667

08-21-2009, 05:42 PM

Dude...facebook? Are YOU on the "facebook?"

:poofters:

Dude, you're :poofters: for dissing it, actually...:tongue0011:

I'd look like a total name-dropper, but I get quicker responses from some of my more well-known musician friends there then their actual emails...same with former band members, classmates....everybody's on there...:fufu:

Blackflag

08-21-2009, 05:56 PM

classmates

I think that's how it started, actually. "Didn't we go to high school together?" "I don't know, but I'm washing my dog's ass right now. I thought you'd like to know."

:poofters:

Anybody on Facebook is under suspicion. Next, you'll be 'twittering,' and you can make it official.

jhale667

08-21-2009, 06:06 PM

So now we all know you're a technophobe as well as a douche :D...I don't have a dog, btw. Quit projecting your :poofters: -ness onto others...

LoungeMachine

08-21-2009, 06:28 PM

Anybody on Facebook is under suspicion. Next, you'll be 'twittering,' and you can make it official.

You spend alot of time and energy trying to convince everyone here you're above them....

But you're from Yakima, so you went to the plate with 2 strikes on you...

:gulp:

And now you just keep foul-tipping them off.

Blackflag

08-22-2009, 03:21 AM

The sad fact is that you and Ford live closer to Yakima than I do. Think about it, facebook boy. :hee:

bueno bob

08-22-2009, 03:26 AM

Ooh, facebook, it's yucky!

:rolleyes:

bueno bob

08-22-2009, 03:28 AM

So now we all know you're a technophobe...

Maybe he'll do us all a favor and develop an aversion to the internet entirely...

Blackflag

08-22-2009, 03:35 AM

Maybe he'll do us all a favor and develop an aversion to the internet entirely...

Dude, show us your wife's tits again. Isn't that what the internet is good for?? Ass. :hee:

Nickdfresh

08-22-2009, 03:41 AM

Dude, show us your wife's tits again. Isn't that what the internet is good for?? Ass. :hee:

Maybe you should figure out how to click on someone's user-ID to read their posts before getting all uppity, Dr. Fail...

Blackflag

08-22-2009, 03:53 AM

Maybe you should figure out how to click on someone's user-ID to read their posts before getting all uppity, Dr. Fail...

Why, are there pictures of his wife's tits in his profile?

And does that mean there are pictures of your 'partner's' nuts in your profile?

FORD

08-22-2009, 04:13 AM

The sad fact is that you and Ford live closer to Yakima than I do. Think about it, facebook boy. :hee:

Haven't been there since 1995 though. And even then it was only long enough to get a tank of gas and a burger on the way back from a Young Democrats convention in the TriCities.

Really can't say I miss YakiVegas very much.

bueno bob

08-22-2009, 05:34 AM

Dude, show us your wife's tits again. Isn't that what the internet is good for?? Ass. :hee:

LMAO

Fail.

Try again?

:fufu:

jhale667

08-22-2009, 06:26 AM

Blackfag's just pissed girls aren't sending HIM pics of their tits on Facebook (or MySpace or twitter for that matter), which is why he wants you to show him some...get your own, bitch! :D

Or keep bagging like the :turninggay: you are...

:guitar:

Nickdfresh

08-22-2009, 09:44 PM

Why, are there pictures of his wife's tits in his profile?

I wouldn't know. But since you apparently lurk on Twatter, you tell me.

And does that mean there are pictures of your 'partner's' nuts in your profile?

And why would it mean that? I don't have a profile, but thanks for keying all of us in on your creepy fantasies and speculations, nut-huffer...

bueno bob

08-23-2009, 12:14 AM

I'm just kinda wondering how he came up with the conclusion that the tits in my profile belong to my wife...?

:confused:

Blackflag

08-23-2009, 01:30 AM

I wouldn't know. But since you apparently lurk on Twatter, you tell me.

And why would it mean that? I don't have a profile, but thanks for keying all of us in on your creepy fantasies and speculations, nut-huffer...

You told me to click on his profile... why?

standin

08-23-2009, 01:37 AM

:hee:

bueno bob

08-23-2009, 01:52 AM

You told me to click on his profile... why?

Maybe to educate yourself?

jhale667

08-23-2009, 08:17 PM

Maybe to educate yourself?

Like that would happen...:rolleyes:

Nickdfresh

08-23-2009, 09:38 PM

You told me to click on his profile... why?

I think the only thing I've ever told you was to "get fucked." How you interpreted that and where you went to do so are totally your responsibility...

jhale667

08-24-2009, 01:21 PM

Well, as of last night the dumbass in question is beginning his Facebook ramblings with loving phrases like "Zieg Heil!" (his spelling, not mine), so I'm betting it'll only be a matter of time before someone (not me) complains...could get interesting...

bueno bob

08-24-2009, 01:55 PM