Need an excuse to get off from work early?

[Anonymous]

Now don't say uncle Sylicker ain't helpin' ya.

The Office Kid (http://www.theofficekid.com/index.html)

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

Hmm...intriguing concept, but handing out pictures of random kids to strangers for $20 may not be the wisest idea...

[indeedido]

Pretty good. I've thought of that. Just sayin', I've got some coworkers that always have to "leave early" because of the kid. Now, I don't have any excuses, er, I mean kids. This could help a lot.

[ZahZoo]

Creative concept... limited application, unless you're pretty fuckin stupid.

Would only work for new employment... even then most bosses have access to the company HR systems, tax designations, health insurance registrations, etc...

Too many places to easily get caught... in today's job market. Not a wise choice.

[indeedido]

I've used the "I gotta go early to pick up my dog from the vet before they close" routine. same principal.

[VanHalener]

Strap on a Bowie Knife and walk into your bosses office telling him/her you are not feeling right and think it would be a good idea if you went home and got some rest.

You'll be on your way home in no time.