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Mr Walker
08-27-2009, 09:55 AM
Pretty funny shit...

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chefcraig
08-27-2009, 10:29 AM
"Jay Cutler - Emo Quarterback" http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Laughing/lol-031.gif (http://freesmileyface.net/Free-Laughing-Smileys.html)

Va Beach VH Fan
08-27-2009, 10:47 AM
You know my QB ain't gay, rape accusations aside...

atomicpunk5151
08-27-2009, 11:38 AM
You know my QB ain't gay, rape accusations aside...

Big Ben is "Negitive Gay".

Go Steelers!

indeedido
08-27-2009, 12:00 PM
this is the worst......


http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p301/indeedido/carsondog.jpg

Kristy
08-27-2009, 02:02 PM
"Jay Cutler - Emo Quarterback" http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Laughing/lol-031.gif (http://freesmileyface.net/Free-Laughing-Smileys.html)


The crybaby of the NFL. What's the betting by mid-season the fans in Chicago will tear him to pieces?

chefcraig
08-27-2009, 02:12 PM
The crybaby of the NFL. What's the betting by mid-season the fans in Chicago will tear him to pieces?

Worse yet, the don't even have Rex Grossman to kick around or blame anymore, as he signed with Houston and became injured minutes later.

Kristy
08-27-2009, 02:42 PM
Worse yet, the don't even have Rex Grossman to kick around or blame anymore, as he signed with Houston and became injured minutes later.

You mean the "The Biggest Douchebag Of The Second Half In Superbowl History " Grossman? Thought he faded right off the map after that fiasco. Correct me if I wrong, but there has never been a QB out of Chicago worth a shit or worth remembering (besides McMahon who was an asshole ego-tripping himself upon the defense Chicago had at the time). An now we here in Denver have "Lefty" Orton - another season of shame to look forward to. *Sigh*

VanHalener
08-27-2009, 02:53 PM
FLAG! WHISTLE!

Illegal Contact
Offense
#17
Grabbing balls
100 yard penalty
player ejected
repeat 1st down


Jason Campbell must be gay. Every time he puts his hands in for the snap he forgets he's a professional quarterback and can't do his job.
I am guessing that the ass and balls of the center being in such close proximity to his hands prior to the snap gets him all flustered and he runs around like a jackass, forgets what he was doing, and can't score.

~Dude must be gay~

chefcraig
08-27-2009, 03:05 PM
You mean the "The Biggest Douchebag Of The Second Half In Superbowl History " Grossman? Thought he faded right off the map after that fiasco. Correct me if I wrong, but there has never been a QB out of Chicago worth a shit or worth remembering (besides McMahon who was an asshole ego-tripping himself upon the defense Chicago had at the time). An now we here in Denver have "Lefty" Orton - another season of shame to look forward to. *Sigh*

Hell, even George Blanda couldn't do much there.
Other than Sid Luckman (4 Championships in the 1940s), the list is pretty damned meager.
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/932/sidluckman.jpg (http://img132.imageshack.us/i/sidluckman.jpg/)

sadaist
08-27-2009, 07:40 PM
Ex QB's count? If so, Ryan Leaf is way gay.

Nickdfresh
08-27-2009, 09:09 PM
A.) I'm pretty sure "my quarterback," Trent Edwards, is at least bi-curious (by nature of his timid, fawn-like decision making). I'm pretty sure he likes the poon and is also hetero-curious. But like his play on the field, he can never actually take a chance and "close-the-deal" with a girl...

B.) How does the fucking quarterback of the motherfucking Detroit Lions get girls? Seriously?

http://jerseychaser.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/matthew-stafford-girlfriend-dating.jpg

Does he tell them his name is "Tom Brady?"

Mr Walker
08-27-2009, 09:40 PM
A.) I'm pretty sure "my quarterback," Trent Edwards, is at least bi-curious (by nature of his timid, fawn-like decision making). I'm pretty sure he likes the poon and is also hetero-curious. But like his play on the field, he can never actually take a chance and "close-the-deal" with a girl...

B.) How does the fucking quarterback of the motherfucking Detroit Lions get girls? Seriously?

http://jerseychaser.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/matthew-stafford-girlfriend-dating.jpg

Does he tell them his name is "Tom Brady?"

Boobs fucking rule!

High Life Man
08-28-2009, 09:24 PM
The crybaby of the NFL. What's the betting by mid-season the fans in Chicago will tear him to pieces?

Who will be run out of town first?

Cutler, Bradley or Pinella?

Kristy
08-28-2009, 10:39 PM
Cutler - because I don't know anything about the other two.

I also don't know how the fans in Chicago treat their players who fuck up as bad as Cutler did/does. The guy may have a strong arm but he lacks talent in making keen decisions due to his immaturity on and off the gridiron. If his attitude in Chicago is anything like it was here when the press asked him post-game just what in the fuck he was thinking and he could only reply "I...I...er, I just hike the ball, I don't answer questions" I give him 7 games before he is pulled and replaced.

ODShowtime
08-31-2009, 12:49 PM
How does the fucking quarterback of the motherfucking Detroit Lions get girls? Seriously?

I'd bet the $30 mil or so guaranteed helps. That said I get your point.

Fairwrning
08-31-2009, 06:08 PM
I really dont give a shit if my teams QB is gay..just win the big one baby..oh shit..maybe I should refrain from using " big one"...
BTW..Romo is considered curious...I think you have to be gay to dump Carrie Underwood.

Va Beach VH Fan
08-31-2009, 06:53 PM
I really dont give a shit if my teams QB is gay..just win the big one baby..oh shit..maybe I should refrain from using " big one"...
BTW..Romo is considered curious...I think you have to be gay to dump Carrie Underwood.

Hold on, lemme shade my eyes, the glare from the six SB trophies is blinding me.... :lmao:

TAKIN WHISKEY
09-02-2009, 10:35 AM
Kristy, I have to disagree with you on Cutler. I think he is by far the best QB they have had since McMahon. With the Bears defense, if Cutler puts up 20 points a game, they are going to be extremely tough to beat. I'm not a Bears fan or a Cutler fan, just saying. IMO

Fairwrning
09-02-2009, 07:53 PM
Hold on, lemme shade my eyes, the glare from the six SB trophies is blinding me.... :lmao:

:fucku::fucku::fucku::fucku::fucku:

Dont worry brother..6 isn't too far off .. especially now that the cancer is out of Dallas

Panamark
09-03-2009, 03:27 AM
I hate any quaterback that doesnt tackle.
So I guess my logic would make most of em gay....

I would love (as an ex footballer, different code)
to be tossed the ball, protected by several large
black dudes and only have to throw to a running
back with the most perceived clearance...

Love it when the QB gets sacked :)

Kristy
09-03-2009, 04:17 PM
Kristy, I have to disagree with you on Cutler. I think he is by far the best QB they have had since McMahon. With the Bears defense, if Cutler puts up 20 points a game, they are going to be extremely tough to beat. I'm not a Bears fan or a Cutler fan, just saying. IMO

It remains to be seen how Cutler can handle the press and moreover, the fans in Chicago. So far, he looks impressive but this is still pre-season and if he starts losing there like he did in Denver in no way will the people in Chicago accept his whining behavior. He'll be gone in 7 or 8 games.

And I only see Denver winning 4 games this season (I'm being generous).

TAKIN WHISKEY
09-05-2009, 05:20 PM
Yeah, Denver is in trouble. If they can't beat the Bengals opening day they might not win 4 games. However they do play KC and Oakland twice. Cutler and the Bears will be tested immediately against GreenBay on Sunday night. I can hardly wait until next weekend.