Chupacabra found in Texas

[lesfunk]

Video - Breaking News Videos from CNN.com (http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2009/09/01/roldan.chupacabra.KSAT?iref=videosearch)

[standin]

I think I know where Blanco is, I think I lived in Blanco. Looks like a dog with no hair to me. Mange maybe?

[standin]

I remember that place. I did't quite live there but close.

[standin]

Wow, thanks for the memory trip. I gots somebody to write and some place to goes visits. :D
That is home. I remember.

[standin]

This is a home I remember.

I would ride my bicycle there to have tea and fries.

The best people you ever could meet live in and around Blanco.

[standin]

Damn, I hate to leave this thread. I am afraid it will go away and I will forget.

[Diamondjimi]

Hmm, a hairless dog. Interesting...

[Kristy]

Hairless dog or a dog that went through chemo or a mutated coyote. CNN has lost all credibility these days.

[standin]

Yes, CNN might have outside influences. I agree.

[GAR]

Geez, they're scrapin the bottom of the barrel ripping off Coast to Coast AM radio show.. they broke this first months and months ago!

[thome]

Three Copa Cabannas... Chupaa CHopper Chappy Craapp CooK Koo Koo.... Boobies!

...of those things tried to make mey surrender Booze at a stop light last night on the way home from the little Eyjipto doggie...( show.

But I fought 5 of them and then was able to ..............ROCK AND ROLL!!!

FUKK THE KOOKOBARRAS!

[Anonymous]

Breaking news from CNN??? Wasn't it discovered years ago that the chupacabras was some sort of bat? What the fuck are they playing at?

Made up news, virulent diseases every year, sensacionalist bullshit...

You know, years ago, if you wanted a story, you'd either make it up - and that would be obvious - or hunt for it in some way. Nowadays, the news "hunting" is all on the internet, the most reliable source of information there is.

Fuck it. It's going backwards. We've evolved this far, and now we'ree decaying. Our children will be stupider. Er, more stupid. We'll all die drooling.

What was the subject again?

Cheers! :bottle:

[thome]

I do believe we have more to worry about as far as a true threat and what we must never take for granted, Zombies.

[Anonymous]

I do believe we have more to worry about as far as a true threat and what we must never take for granted, Zombies.

Oh man, ye're more right than you think. The world is vastly unprepared for a zombie attack. You may be like me, and not believe in zombies. But that doesn't mean you don't have to know the basics.

Here's a real, proper scientific study on the matter:

Ottawa students pit mathematics against zombie apocalypse (http://www.windsorstar.com/life/diversions/kids/whack/Students+mathematics+against+zombie+apocalypse/1894854/story.html)

Matt White has posted this, but here we go again:

Study Reveals Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41676)

And here's a few tips & tricks.

These two are hosted by The Internet Archive, so you know they're the real stuff & very useful:

Internet Archive: Free Download: What To Do In A Zombie Attack (http://www.archive.org/details/What_To_Do_In_A_Zombie_Attack)

Internet Archive: Free Download: How to Survive a Zombie Epidemic (http://www.archive.org/details/How_to_Survive_a_Zombie_Epidemic)

And there's an expert on the subject, bless his soul:

The Zombie Survival Guide: Recorded Attacks by Max Brooks (http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/index2.html)

Remember: There aren't any because there aren't any. If there's ever one, we're fucked.

You can make fun all you want, but you'd be AMAZED how little people know about this. Me & this friend of mine, we preach this threat whenever we can - and in my case, when I get drunk, which is often, BUT NOT OFTEN ENUFF!

There was this guy who siad there were no such things. Exactly, becuse as I pointed out, there isn't one, BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ONE.

Then there was this girl who said she'd run away. Okay, but to where? "Oh, dunno. Maybe hide in a hole". DEAD!

This guy said he'd run the opposite direction from where the attacks were coming. My friend, if they're there, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! DEAD!

SOme other suggested he'd get in the car and drive off, he'd be safe. Yeah, UNTIL HE RAN OUT OF GAS! What, he'd stop at a gas station & refill? DEAD!

This is serious stuff... We can't trust the army or the navy on this one.

PREPARE YOURSELF! YOU WON'T GET A SECOND CHANCE!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

A few essential movies:

Of course, George A. Romero's excellent movies:

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Here's an extensive web page on Romero and his movies:

Homepage of the Dead: George A Romero's Dead Films (http://www.homepageofthedead.com/)

And Sam Raimi's Evil Dead trilogy:

Evil Dead:

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Death by Dawn:

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Army of Darkness:

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A few more obscure ones:

Quite related : My Name is Bruce!

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A real pearl! STACY: Attack of the School Girl Zombies!

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Zombie Strippers:

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The best movie EVER! SO good I'll post TWO videos.

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Cheers! :bottle:

[thome]

We have Identified the Enemy and he is ............THE THEM!!!!

This is no BS Folks, The Threat is REAL!!

Not a photoshop....A normal group of humans and in the front a real ZOMBIE!!!




http://mtpundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/obama_zombies_motivator.jpg


Top Secret photo of the reach of the, "Zombie Hoard" that is infiltrating you picknick basket.

Be Afraid Be VERY AFRAID!!!



http://www.geekologie.com/2009/05/13/zombie%20ants.jpg

I am going to stock up today for the coming -Zombie End Times- I am going to buy some water ...good water, with bubbles............ Soda Water and some purification medicine ahh,,..Gin .......yeah, then I should be ready..in about 2 hrs.....

[Nitro Express]

The teeth and claws are sharper than any I've seen on a normal dog. They found one in Mexico as well. My guess is it's a fucked up interbred type of wild dog and has reproduced into fairly large numbers. We have wolves and coyotes around here and you see them time to time but they are elusive as well.

[thome]

Check out This Fine American Slut!

God Bless her and her Zombie Killing Ass!




Linnea Quigley's Zombie Workout









How prepared are you to handle a hostile zombie takeover? Can you ride a bicycle, lying on the floor, with your legs jacked up over your head? Could your hips, buns, belly, and thighs stand a little aerobicization? Have no fear, LINNEA QUIGLEY'S HORROR WORKOUT is here!!! Whether you are looking to work your entire body, or merely your wrist, Linnea and her enthusiastic team of zombies and slumber party sluts are sure to get your heart rate up, and your blood pumping!

After opening with a steamy, pre-workout shower scene, the brassy blonde dons a pair of fishnet stockings, high-heeled boots, and a metal-plated bra n' panty set before getting down on all fours to communicate a little of her body language. The background music is terrible, but serves its purpose in getting a nice, little beat going for Ms. Q to gyrate to. For those who choose to participate in the activity, you'll know that you're doing it right when you get to the lingering ass shots!




Linnea demonstrates her awesome powers of flexibility




Upon completion of her floor exercises, Linnea decides to go for a jog through the cemetary. When a gaggle of flabby zombies follows her home, she leads them in a poolside aerobic routine which is sure to whip them into shape! The terrible background music returns, but it's surprising how well the dilapidated freaks move to it!


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I can already feel the size in my wrist increasing .....for fighting Zombies.

[Douglas T.]

Paintball here in Orlando has gone to the ZOMBIES!:fighting10:


What is Zombie Adventure? (http://www.zombieadventure.com/Main/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=59&Itemid=66)

[thome]

The teeth and claws are sharper than any I've seen on a normal dog. They found one in Mexico as well. My guess is it's a fucked up interbred type of wild dog and has reproduced into fairly large numbers. We have wolves and coyotes around here and you see them time to time but they are elusive as well.

Zombie dogs are KookooChappyBabaras!

Bitten by The Zombie Hoard ANTS!!!

Cheeze dontchoo no nuth'n...cha!

[Douglas T.]

Simply fright'ning!

[Hardrock69]

Hey now. What about Quentin Tarantiono's "Planet Terror"?
:D

[thome]

I bet Michael Myers is a Zombie and this movie is also directed by a Zombie...!

You know ...sumt'n.....if Myers had a pet poochie, it would be a Zombie too.a CHoopic'abacbarra'dabra!

That Chupacabra looks just like a inbred,starved, diseased, rotten dentition, gum diseased, wormy thing, that should have been put down out of pity; dog to me...but this guy is a Zombie no DOUBT!!!

The ugliest dog in the world...Sam

http://www.wired963.com/blog/afternoons/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/SamUgliestDogLulu.jpg

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Click on Theatrical Trailer for Halloween II