GAR
09-09-2009, 04:55 AM
Todays' date: 09 / 09 / 09 can there be any significance? I had a dream Sammy Hagar was abducted by the aliens he claims grabbed him before and still communicate to him to this day.
He calls them "The Nines" and why is that?
- were there nine of them
- did they run a nine inch knob up his sputtering flapjacksy
- will they take him 9 light years away to a galaxy unknown
- can perform 9 laser-precise incisions to his frontal cortex
- they speak in only 8 octaves, and require Sammys 1 for a full 9-part harmony chorale of peace to Earth concluding their invasion
- do they wish to implant the DNA of 9 horrible space monsters in his thick gullet, for later harvest?
- will Hagar be fed 9 pound meals till he explodes on some remote enemy planet, to assist geological excavations of rare atomic fuels needed?
This date in history .. can be no good for fans of Van Hagar. Mark my words -
He calls them "The Nines" and why is that?
- were there nine of them
- did they run a nine inch knob up his sputtering flapjacksy
- will they take him 9 light years away to a galaxy unknown
- can perform 9 laser-precise incisions to his frontal cortex
- they speak in only 8 octaves, and require Sammys 1 for a full 9-part harmony chorale of peace to Earth concluding their invasion
- do they wish to implant the DNA of 9 horrible space monsters in his thick gullet, for later harvest?
- will Hagar be fed 9 pound meals till he explodes on some remote enemy planet, to assist geological excavations of rare atomic fuels needed?
This date in history .. can be no good for fans of Van Hagar. Mark my words -