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Kristy
09-11-2009, 08:36 PM
WASHINGTON — Democratic leaders are planning a House vote early next week to admonish Republican Rep. Joe Wilson if he does not apologize on the House floor for yelling "You lie!" during President Barack Obama's health care address to Congress.

National attention from the heckling episode has money pouring into Wilson's campaign treasury and that of his 2010 Democratic challenger. Wilson had raised more than $700,000 since the incident as of Friday, according to the National Republican Congressional Committee. His opponent, Rob Miller, had received more than $1 million from 25,000 donors nationwide, said his campaign manager, Lindsay Zoeller.

Democratic leaders initially showed mixed interest in punishing Wilson. But they decided at a meeting late Thursday that they probably will propose a resolution of disapproval early next week if he doesn't apologize to Congress, said Brendan Daly, a spokesman for House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

While not a formal censure or reprimand, the resolution, if passed as expected, would put Congress on record as condemning Wilson's conduct.

Wilson, who was criticized by Republicans and Democrats for his outburst, told Obama he was sorry shortly after the incident Wednesday night. But he has refused requests from both parties to apologize on the House floor. Wilson's office says the congressman considers his initial apology sufficient.

Obama said Thursday he accepted Wilson's apology, telling reporters that "we all make mistakes." The White House said it considered the matter over, and Pelosi, D-Calif., initially said she wanted move on.

But many Democrats remain angry and have pressed for further action. They say Wilson clearly violated House rules.

"This is about how elected officials should be conducting themselves in the well of the U.S. House of Representatives," Rep. James Clyburn of South Carolina, the third-ranking House Democrat, said in an interview Friday.

The White House had no comment on the plan for a House resolution.

Wilson also has taken a more combative tone since his apology.

In a video posted on his campaign Web site, he said he let his emotions get away from him during Obama's speech but added, "I will not be muzzled. I will speak up and speak loudly."

Wilson said his critics want to use the incident to silence opponents of health care reform.

"I need your help now," he said, soliciting donations.

In 2008, Wilson took 54 percent of the vote in beating Miller, a former Marine.

For their rematch next year, Miller already has raised more money in the past two days than the roughly $625,000 he spent for that race.

Wilson spent nearly $1.3 million for the 2008 cycle. The health care industry — among South Carolina's largest economic sectors — has traditionally been his top contributor.

His top 20 career donors include the American Hospital Association, the Lexington Medical Center and the American Dental Association, according to the Center for Responsive Politics.

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"Go on, pull my fingers."

Wilson shouted "You lie!" after Obama said in his address to Congress that illegal immigrants would not be eligible for low-cost health care.

The Democratic proposals explicitly prohibit spending any federal money to help illegal immigrants get health care. Still, Republicans say there aren't sufficient citizenship verification requirements to ensure illegal immigrants are excluded.

Wilson, a former state senator elected to Congress in 2001, is known as a mild-mannered lawmaker with hard-line conservative views. But he has been confrontational in the past.

In 2003, Wilson called it "unseemly" and a "smear" for the mixed-race daughter of Sen. Strom Thurmond, Essie Mae Washington-Williams, to identify the longtime South Carolina senator as her father after his death. After a public outcry, he said he had the utmost respect for Washington-Williams.

Wilson returned to South Carolina on Friday morning and doesn't plan to make any public appearances Friday or Saturday, his spokesman said.

About 40 people gathered Friday evening outside Wilson's West Columbia office for a rally promoted on blogs. Wilson did not attend. But those gathered said they wanted to show support amid what they called attacks on Wilson's character, and praised him as a hero.

Attendees wore shirts that read "Palin 2012" and "Dare to say NO to Obama and Socialism!"

"Joe's my hero. He said what we all wanted to say to Barack Obama," said William Browning, 55.

"Maybe Joe shouldn't have said it in that venue, but he's apologized," Browning said. "I hope he sticks to his guns. If they reprimand him, so be it."

By Ben Evans and Seanna Adcox

Guitar Shark
09-11-2009, 08:40 PM
Stupid.

Perhaps the best thread title ever at this board, however.

Kristy
09-11-2009, 08:44 PM
Attendees wore shirts that read "Palin 2012" and "Dare to say NO to Obama and Socialism!"

Okay, what's the current betting the way the Rethuglican house of cards has been crumbling Wilson is going to be their top douche if Palin doesn't pan out? Even the use of outdated Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO" tactics demonstrates to me this is straw-clutching rather than idea making. Mark my words Wilson will be the GOP fall guy in 2012.

Kristy
09-11-2009, 08:45 PM
Stupid.

Perhaps the best thread title ever at this board, however.


Perhaps I shouldn't drink wine and post. :umm:

Guitar Shark
09-11-2009, 08:47 PM
Perhaps I shouldn't drink wine and post. :umm:

No, more wine, please.

In fact, Nick, please edit the title to change "boy" to "Guitar Shark". That's the only way to improve the title.

Nickdfresh
09-11-2009, 09:07 PM
No, more wine, please.

In fact, Nick, please edit the title to change "boy" to "Guitar Shark". That's the only way to improve the title.

I can't. My right hand is a bit busy at the moment...

VanHalener
09-11-2009, 10:46 PM
Dammit Jim!
I thought this was a naughty boy registration thread.
Can I still get that spanking, Kristy?
~I've been bad~

kwame k
09-11-2009, 11:06 PM
Perhaps I shouldn't drink wine and post. :umm:

Drink more.......it helps;)

Nitro Express
09-12-2009, 01:28 PM
At least Wilson didn't throw his shoe at Obama.

hideyoursheep
09-14-2009, 06:14 AM
Perhaps I shouldn't drink wine and post. :umm:

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Dr. Love
09-14-2009, 10:58 AM
No, more wine, please.

In fact, Nick, please edit the title to change "boy" to "Guitar Shark". That's the only way to improve the title.

Also, Nick, please edit the title to change "spanking" to "prostate exam". That's the one way to make it more accurate. ;)

Anonymous
09-14-2009, 11:53 AM
Ha! I had to laugh when I read this thread title. Top stuff. We need more thread titles in this fashion.

Also, I dunno if it's pertinent or not, but I tend to be very naughty. "Naughty boy" Licker's what they call me. Born naughty, I always say. Naughtiness is a lifestyle.

Cheers! :bottle:

Hardrock69
09-15-2009, 01:04 PM
Mmmm Kristy, I can be a naughty boy. I can be VERY naughty. :lol:

Nickdfresh
09-15-2009, 07:59 PM
...
Also, I dunno if it's pertinent or not, but I tend to be very naughty. "Naughty boy" Licker's what they call me. ...


You lick "Naughty boys?" :019:

Baby's On Fire
09-15-2009, 09:34 PM
Perhaps I shouldn't drink wine and post. :umm:


Perhaps you should show contrition by showing us your pussy.

Anonymous
09-15-2009, 09:41 PM
You lick "Naughty boys?" :019:

Hey! Why, you... why... you fucker! PUNCTUATION, my friend. PUNCTUATION! Or similar.

I din't write Naughty Boy Licker, nor Naughty "Boy Licker", nor even "Naughty Boy Licker": I wrote "Naughty Boy" as in what they call me, and Licker, as in my name.

You're gonna get it back, you know? When you least expect it... there you are... posting in bliss & happiness, and all of a sudden, POW! I'll write something witty and you'll be fuming like fucking Krakatoa. You'll see.

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
09-15-2009, 09:43 PM
Perhaps you should show contrition by showing us your pussy.

Oh, look. Prince Charming has shown up, all gallant in his fucking white horse & shiny armor. Casanova has come back out of retirement.

Now I can see why you're so bitter all the time. I bet you get a lot of chicks, eh?

Run along now, junior... leave the other posters alone. Go sit in the corner, shoo.

Cheers! :bottle:

ZahZoo
09-16-2009, 03:31 PM
Hey! Why, you... why... you fucker! PUNCTUATION, my friend. PUNCTUATION! Or similar.

I din't write Naughty Boy Licker, nor Naughty "Boy Licker", nor even "Naughty Boy Licker": I wrote "Naughty Boy" as in what they call me, and Licker, as in my name.

You're gonna get it back, you know? When you least expect it... there you are... posting in bliss & happiness, and all of a sudden, POW! I'll write something witty and you'll be fuming like fucking Krakatoa. You'll see.

Cheers! :bottle:

Caught again with your pants around your ankles in the wrong place... There's a clear pattern emerging here and it ain't pretty!!

Anonymous
09-16-2009, 04:38 PM
Ok, now THAT is an insult. You haven't seen it, and never will, so don't tell me it ain't pretty when it's emerging. Women find it quite lovely, thank you very much.

But that's none of your business, so don't get your hopes up.

Cheers! :bottle:

Nitro Express
09-16-2009, 08:43 PM
Kritsy. Do you wear latex or leather when you spank?

Baby's On Fire
09-16-2009, 11:50 PM
Oh, look. Prince Charming has shown up, all gallant in his fucking white horse & shiny armor. Casanova has come back out of retirement.

Now I can see why you're so bitter all the time. I bet you get a lot of chicks, eh?

Run along now, junior... leave the other posters alone. Go sit in the corner, shoo.

Cheers! :bottle:

Well...yes I do. Effortlessly. And I make a lot of money...and have a stellar house....and I work for myself..and I have no addictions...and I do what I want every time I want...on and on

Yeah.. I'M BITTER.......I wish I was you....

Anonymous
09-16-2009, 11:56 PM
Heeeey, good for you, you have the exact same life as 98&#37; of the interneters. Well, seeing you have such a good life, you might wanna run along now & live it.

I know you wish you was me, but that's just not possible.

Now, go little birdie. Fly, be free.

Cheers! :bottle:

hideyoursheep
09-17-2009, 04:26 AM
Well...yes I do. Effortlessly. And I make a lot of money...and have a stellar house....and I work for myself..and I have no addictions...and I do what I want every time I want...

To borrow a famous quote, "Then why the need to be such a prick on the internet?"

ZahZoo
09-17-2009, 08:39 AM
Ok, now THAT is an insult. You haven't seen it, and never will, so don't tell me it ain't pretty when it's emerging. Women find it quite lovely, thank you very much.

But that's none of your business, so don't get your hopes up.

Cheers! :bottle:

Sell crazy somewhere else... we're all stocked up here!!

Anonymous
09-17-2009, 11:25 AM
Yeah, but I'm selling humorous crazy.

Seems there's a shortage of THAT here.

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
09-17-2009, 11:27 AM
To borrow a famous quote, "Then why the need to be such a prick on the internet?"

Shhh, don't ruin it for him.

Actually, say he's right, and then back away slowly. Don't make any sudden moves.

Cheers! :bottle:

Kristy
09-18-2009, 12:18 PM
Kritsy. Do you wear latex or leather when you spank?

I have a weekend gig working at a magician's assistant who is a friend from college trying to make it in the biz. Surprisingly enough, being a magician is a competitive line of work these days. In order to get gigs you need an theatrical edge in order to sell your stage show so part of my costume involves wearing a latex corset which is okay until you do children's parties in which you have to "tone down" the act in order not to corrupt such young minds. So I'm told.

Guitar Shark
09-18-2009, 12:25 PM
I have a weekend gig working at a magician's assistant who is a friend from college trying to make it in the biz. Surprisingly enough, being a magician is a competitive line of work these days.

How is Gob doing these days?

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Anonymous
09-18-2009, 04:16 PM
so part of my costume involves wearing a latex corset

:happy45::happy45::happy45:

*ahem*

Hi Kristy,

My name is Sylicker. Imapus Sylicker. I'm 28 years old, single & well-built. I love beautiful sunsets and romantic dinners, followed by a movie, ... & long walks down the beach the next day. My favorite hobbies are: having fun.

I'll be free next week.

Cheers! :bottle:

Dr. Love
09-18-2009, 10:46 PM
how is gob doing these days?

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DA NA NA NAAAAA ... DA NA NA NA NAAAAA

lulz

fryingdutchman
09-22-2009, 10:37 PM
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HA!!

"The Continental" was a great sketch!

Walken RULES!!!

And boy...this thread has been TOTALLY derailed by you horny fuckers!:biggrin:

Kristy
09-24-2009, 08:48 PM
And I've already been to the beach.

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/971/odeyoung2.jpg

So much for starting threads.

kwame k
09-24-2009, 09:05 PM
What did ya expect with a thread title like that :umm:

Nickdfresh
09-24-2009, 09:06 PM
What? No "Nipple Clamps and Ride You Around the Room Like the Miserable Jackass You Are As I Flay You with My Riding Crop and Call Me Mistress You Filthy Dog Fucker" sequel thread?

Anonymous
09-24-2009, 09:21 PM
And boy...this thread has been TOTALLY derailed by you horny fuckers!:biggrin:

Ya know, the way you say it, you make it sound like we derailed this thread because we're horny fuckers.

Well, we are horny fuckers, but be fair. EVERY Thread gets derailed here at the Army.

By horny fuckers.

Why should this be any different?

Don't you think it'd be quite suspicious if a thread with a title like this one would NOT be derailed?

That'd be denial, my friend. And denial is bad.

Boobies are good, denial is bad.

Cheers !:bottle:

Kristy
09-24-2009, 09:25 PM
What? No "Nipple Clamps and Ride You Around the Room Like the Miserable Jackass You Are As I Flay You with My Riding Crop and Call Me Mistress You Filthy Dog Fucker" sequel thread?

Hey, I only wear latex as a stage prop. I'm not into scenes.

Hardrock69
09-24-2009, 10:13 PM
Ya know, the way you say it, you make it sound like we derailed this thread because we're horny fuckers.

Well, we are horny fuckers, but be fair. EVERY Thread gets derailed here at the Army.

By horny fuckers.

Why should this be any different?

Don't you think it'd be quite suspicious if a thread with a title like this one would NOT be derailed?

That'd be denial, my friend. And denial is bad.

Boobies are good, denial is bad.

Cheers !:bottle:


DUDE! That is a classic statement! Too bad that individual posts can't be stickied, as that one is the shit!!!!
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Nickdfresh
09-24-2009, 10:22 PM
Hey, I only wear latex as a stage prop. I'm not into scenes.

Whadda mean? I was talking about my threads!

kwame k
09-24-2009, 10:24 PM
Jesus people can we get back on fucking topic...........






















































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Anonymous
09-24-2009, 10:25 PM
DUDE! That is a classic statemenet! Too bad that individual posts can't be stickied, as that one is the shit!!!!
:appl: :appl: :appl: :appl:

Thank you, thank you very much. (http://www.fiftiesweb.com/elvis/elvis.wav)

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
09-24-2009, 10:27 PM
Jesus people can we get back on fucking topic...........

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I think I've sprained something...

Oooh, momma!

Ouch!

Cheers! :bottle:

Hardrock69
09-24-2009, 10:43 PM
Boy Howdy!

Me drools!

ME DROOOOOOLS!!!
:lol: