Chicken sex?

[sadaist]

I think I liked it better when I didn't know any of the 11 secret herbs & spices.

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[Panamark]

can you describe the outcome before I click on that ??

[Nitro Express]

Here's the original chicken fucker. He's fucked over more chickens than anyone.

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[Seshmeister]

can you describe the outcome before I click on that ??

The newsreader drops his pants pulls out a chicken and fucks it right there in front of the cameras.

You must have heard about this already...

[VanHalener]

Here's the original chicken fucker. He's fucked over more chickens than anyone.

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He has phucked over a lot of chickens, but his ghost is always welcome at my BBQ.
Thank you sir, and thank all you yard birds who have donned the secret recipe over the years.

~OWWWW YEAH~

[Seshmeister]

KFC make McDonalds seem like a health food shop.

[Little Texan]

KFC make McDonalds seem like a health food shop.

No kidding! You heard about that new sandwich they're coming out with that has fried bacon in between two pieces of chicken?

[Seshmeister]

I guess them serving it in a fucking bucket should be a warning. :)

We vowed we would never let our kids eat in these places but nowadays taking them to Burger King and giving them a burger with apple fries and a fruit juice every so often seems like decent parenting.

But I wouldn't touch KFC even if I was hungry and drunk.

[Seshmeister]

It's far far far less offensive than anything Glenn Beck has ever broadcast.

[ELVIS]

Hey magnet for rectums, Sesh is over here...:biggrin:

[Seshmeister]

Hey.... :)

[Anonymous]

But I wouldn't touch KFC even if I was hungry and drunk.

Hey, I dunno... if you order the fuckin' bucket, with only breasts in it, you get a half decent meal... I like it.

The burgers are crap, though.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Seshmeister]

I feel I have to draw the line somewhere. :)

[ELVIS]

But it's still sand...

[Anonymous]

I feel I have to draw the line somewhere. :)

Stop being a hypocrite, and fuck yourself up.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Nitro Express]

I guess them serving it in a fucking bucket should be a warning. :)

We vowed we would never let our kids eat in these places but nowadays taking them to Burger King and giving them a burger with apple fries and a fruit juice every so often seems like decent parenting.

But I wouldn't touch KFC even if I was hungry and drunk.

It's horrid now. When I was a kid it was good but Sanders himself was known to pop into franchises unannounced and pull the franchise if the quality wasn't up to his standards. Now it's crap.

[Little Texan]

I've wanted to fuck that hen Dari Alexander since her Fox News Channel days!

[Little Texan]

:biggrin:

http://www.voltashow.com/typo3temp/pics/LIU_DING_A_Man_fucking_a_Chicken_MARBLE_SCULPTURE_ STUFFED_CHIKEN_2007-1_c6b2c5215b.jpg

[Panamark]

The newsreader drops his pants pulls out a chicken and fucks it right there in front of the cameras.

You must have heard about this already...


Oh yes, I have heard, its just that Im having chicken and
mayo tonight and dont want to ruin my meal !

[sadaist]

Look at the co-anchor's face! Something's up with these veteran NYC news anchors cursing on the air. Not too long ago, Sue Simmons from NBC Channel 4 said the F word off camera. Supposedly, she didn't know her mic was still on. :biggrin:

Yeah. She thought they had cut to commercial. But this guy here...no excuse. He knew they were on air. Apparently his response was he meant to say "Keep plucking that chicken". Maybe. But I've never heard either phrase.

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[Nickdfresh]

Popeyes is much better, but probably worse for you. Good thing there's none near me...:)

[Anonymous]

Popeyes is much better, but probably worse for you. Good thing there's none near me...:)

There's a fast-food chain based on Popeye???

What do they serve? Spinach, eggs, spinach, spinach, spinach, bacon, spinach & spinach?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Nickdfresh]

There's a fast-food chain based on Popeye???

What do they serve? Spinach, eggs, spinach, spinach, spinach, bacon, spinach & spinach?

Cheers! :bottle:
http://www.popeyeschicken.com/images/building-shot.jpg
It's not based on Popeye the sailor. The food they serve would be sorta like KFC -but with a Cajun flavor, and food that is approximately 700 time better...

Popeyes Chicken and Biscuits - New Orleans Cajun Fried Chicken Restaurant Franchise (http://www.popeyes.com/)

[Anonymous]

Ah, ok thanks for the info. Though I wouldn't be surprised if it WAS the sailor man's fast food joint.

The problem with KFC nowadays is that the way they grow the chickens, they have no taste at all & are 70&#37; fat.

And that's not likely to change anytime soon.

Cheers! :bottle:

[chefcraig]

It's not based on Popeye the sailor. The food they serve would be sorta like KFC -but with a Cajun flavor, and food that is approximately 700 time better...


In your neck of the woods, perhaps. But trust me, any chain restaurant below the Mason-Dixon line in this country is second only to cafeteria food. The farther south on the turnpike, the worse it gets. http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Disgusting/toilet-5.gif (http://freesmileyface.net/Free-Disgusting-Smileys.html)http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-sick-smileys-1050.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Sad-Smileys/)

[Little Texan]

Ah, ok thanks for the info. Though I wouldn't be surprised if it WAS the sailor man's fast food joint.

The problem with KFC nowadays is that the way they grow the chickens, they have no taste at all & are 70% fat.

And that's not likely to change anytime soon.

Cheers! :bottle:

From the size of their new grilled "chicken", I would swear that they were slaughtering hummingbirds and trying to pass them off as chicken! Have you seen how small those pieces of chicken are?

[sadaist]

Did you guys see the size of that chicken!?


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[Anonymous]

From the size of their new grilled "chicken", I would swear that they were slaughtering hummingbirds and trying to pass them off as chicken! Have you seen how small those pieces of chicken are?

Have I? My friend, I can eat a whole chicken, and still have room for dessert.

I can't eat HALF a KFC chicken.

That's just it. They overgrow them, and they do it too fast. No flavour at all & too much fat. If it wasn't for the skin, where the herbs & spices are, it'd be less tasty than a piece of cardboard. Problem is, there's more fat under the skin of a KFC chicken than under a duck's.

It's just too much. I may go there only once, maybe twice a year. I'd be there almost everyday if it was proper, regular chicken. But this method is cheaper for them.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Little Texan]

Have I? My friend, I can eat a whole chicken, and still have room for dessert.

I can't eat HALF a KFC chicken.

That's just it. They overgrow them, and they do it too fast. No flavour at all & too much fat. If it wasn't for the skin, where the herbs & spices are, it'd be less tasty than a piece of cardboard. Problem is, there's more fat under the skin of a KFC chicken than under a duck's.

It's just too much. I may go there only once, maybe twice a year. I'd be there almost everyday if it was proper, regular chicken. But this method is cheaper for them.

Cheers! :bottle:

That's their FRIED chicken...it's regular size. But their GRILLED chicken...it's extremely small, like they're using some kind of small bird to make it with. KFC may have found a solution to the nation's pigeon problem!

I don't know if you guys have the KFC grilled chicken across the pond?

[Anonymous]

Ah, I guess not. At least, we didn't the last time I checked. So yeah, I got a bit confused there. Didn't see that you were talking about GRILLED chicken.

I may go there tomorrow, and check it out.

But if they ARE that small, they MUST be pigeons.

I mean, if KFC overgrow their chickens at an insane rate for purposes of profit instead of quality, why would they have mini-chickens now? It makes no sense. Are they even any good? Tasty?

We DO have a recipe for really small chicken here in Portugal, with a really good sauce, but I don't think there's any relation.

Cheers! :bottle:

[chefcraig]

That's their FRIED chicken...it's regular size. But their GRILLED chicken...it's extremely small, like they're using some kind of small bird to make it with. KFC may have found a solution to the nation's pigeon problem!



A co-worker purchased one of those things recently and brought it into the lunchroom. At the time, I asked her if KFC was now selling Cornish game hens. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-scared-smileys-280.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Forum-Smileys/)

[Panamark]

KFC in Australia is really crappy. I would chose just about any other fast food
over KFC. I've tried KFC in the US and compared to Australias offering, its
actually a lot better ! However I've also tried some traditional southern
fried chicken in Mississippi, and that made me realize what fried chicken
is meant to be !! I would be such a fat ass if I lived in the US permanently ! lol....

[Panamark]

How about a lame chicken sex joke ?

How do you get laid ??

Crawl up a chickens Vag and wait....

[Matt White]

I thought this thread was going to be aboot a John Water's movie......much to my surprise

[sadaist]

I thought this thread was going to be aboot a John Water's movie......much to my surprise

Funny, when I started it I thought it would be about newscast slip ups. Didn't figure we would take the chicken route. But then again, trying to predict the topic a thread ends up on is impossible at this site.:)

[Coyote]

KFC make McDonalds seem like a health food shop.

Which is why I'd rather have a Subway sammich...

[chefcraig]

Which is why I'd rather have a Subway sammich...

But everything at Subway is made out of turkey, except the turkey! :biggrin:

[Anonymous]

Funny, when I started it I thought it would be about newscast slip ups. Didn't figure we would take the chicken route. But then again, trying to predict the topic a thread ends up on is impossible at this site.:)

You should know by now that the only way a thread will stay on topic here at the Army is if noone responds to it.

Otherwise, a thread started about the right way to bring up your children will more than certainly turn into a sexy mommas thread. Or maybe the best way to grow your vegetables without chemicals.

Who knows?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

But everything at Subway is made out of turkey, except the turkey! :biggrin:

Uh... what? So everything in Subway is made of something that isn't made of it?

I think they just opened one of those around here. I'll have to check it out.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

But everything at Subway is made out of turkey, except the turkey! :biggrin:

I'm not one to gobble up a turkey anyway... :D

[Seshmeister]

Which is why I'd rather have a Subway sammich...

I was the same but then discovered the insane amount of salt they put in those.

Sandwiches that serve up as much salt as 18 packets of crisps | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1038752/Sandwiches-serve-salt-18-packets-crisps.html)


Subway's six inch Meatball Marinara contains 4.7g of salt - the equivalent of 11.75 packs of ready salted crisps(chips).

But its 12inch version contains a staggering 7.2g of salt - as much as is found in 18 packs of salted crisps and 20 per cent more than an adult should eat in an entire day.

Read more: Sandwiches that serve up as much salt as 18 packets of crisps | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1038752/Sandwiches-serve-salt-18-packets-crisps.html#ixzz0Rg7t55IH)


It's annoying but with the all the bad publicity they got about it hopefully they will sort it out.

[Anonymous]

I'm not one to gobble up a turkey anyway... :D

Okay... what DO you gobble, then? :umm:

:tongue0011:

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

Okay... what DO you gobble, then? :umm:

:tongue0011:

Cheers! :bottle:

Such low-class innuendo...

Why, POON, of course! :hitch:

[Anonymous]

Hey, if it was all highbrow stuff, it'd become boring eventually.

Gotta toss the ole cheap joke once in a while, keep it interesting.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

True.

My mind's on neutral during Sundays...

[Panamark]

So how did Jared lose all that weight with all that salt ?
He looked like a fluid carrying balloon at the start of the
campaign. (For the South Park Fans, he's gonna give us
all AIDS !!!)

[Anonymous]

So how did Jared lose all that weight with all that salt ?
He looked like a fluid carrying balloon at the start of the
campaign. (For the South Park Fans, he's gonna give us
all AIDS !!!)

Well, this may be jumping to conclusions,. but I'd say with exercise & proper nutrition, sponsored by Subway to cash in on the final result & publicity, but having nothing else to do with it.

Just a thought, though.

Cheers! :bottle:

[chefcraig]

Well, this may be jumping to conclusions,. but I'd say with exercise & proper nutrition, sponsored by Subway to cash in on the final result & publicity, but having nothing else to do with it.

Just a thought, though.

Cheers! :bottle:

You have to consider the mess this Jared guy was before the diet. He was obese, ate junk food and rarely if ever exercised. He also had edema, a weird ballooning of the skin due to fluids beneath it. On top of this, his caloric intake was around 10,000 calories per day.

To change this, he cut his diet drastically (for him), eating only lunch and dinner at Subway. And he started walking like a man possessed. The result? He lost over 90 pounds in roughly 3 months. But that is misleading as hell, once you consider the gross gluttony of his former lifestyle, any type of change would bring results.

A college roommate wrote an article in the school paper about his weight loss, which was picked up by a fitness magazine. Some suit at Subway read about it, and against the company's wishes produced the commercial. The rest is history.

But without the drastic modifications in the guy's behavior, the Subway diet (or any other one, for that matter) would never have worked. And that is the inherent flaw in it, as people fail to research it and assume that instead of eating Super-sized meals at McDonald's or Burger King, they can eat the same amount of food at Subway and lose weight.

Ain't gonna happen, folks. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-party-smileys-786.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Baby-Smileys/)

[Douglas T.]

KFC and Popeyes are neck and neck for first in my book! KFC would be my first pick! Bojangles get honorable mention!

[Anonymous]

You have to consider the mess this Jared guy was before the diet. He was obese, ate junk food and rarely if ever exercised. He also had edema, a weird ballooning of the skin due to fluids beneath it. On top of this, his caloric intake was around 10,000 calories per day.

To change this, he cut his diet drastically (for him), eating only lunch and dinner at Subway. And he started walking like a man possessed. The result? He lost over 90 pounds in roughly 3 months. But that is misleading as hell, once you consider the gross gluttony of his former lifestyle, any type of change would bring results.

A college roommate wrote an article in the school paper about his weight loss, which was picked up by a fitness magazine. Some suit at Subway read about it, and against the company's wishes produced the commercial. The rest is history.

But without the drastic modifications in the guy's behavior, the Subway diet (or any other one, for that matter) would never have worked. And that is the inherent flaw in it, as people fail to research it and assume that instead of eating Super-sized meals at McDonald's or Burger King, they can eat the same amount of food at Subway and lose weight.

Ain't gonna happen, folks. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-party-smileys-786.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Baby-Smileys/)

10,000???

Fuck!

OF COURSE he's gonna lose weight, no matter what!

In fact, he'd lose weight even if he ate four double cheeseburgers with bacon and 2 sides of either large fries or onion rings at Burger King, which totals about 2,000 calories per day, or the amount recommended for a female adult. Yeah I know that bit, 'cuz I used to eat at BK once in a while back when I had time to exercise like a motherfucker. 1,000 calories per meal. Grate stuff. Can't do it now, though.

Cheers! :bottle: