Heeeey! What the fuck is this?

[Anonymous]

Give Me a Name.com: Give me a name and I'll give you $25,000!

Look at submission 4505.

Ok, who did it? I won't be mad. I'll just break a couple of fingers and snap your spine in three places.

C'mon, c'mon, come clean.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Little Texan]

Give Me a Name.com: Give me a name and I'll give you $25,000!

Look at submission 4505.

Ok, who did it? I won't be mad. I'll just break a couple of fingers and snap your spine in three places.

C'mon, c'mon, come clean.

Cheers! :bottle:

It had to have been someone at the Army, because look at #4514.

[Little Texan]

Look, it's standin at #4487!

[Anonymous]

Shit! Didn't even see that. I mean, I assumed it WAS someone from the Army, because it's basically the only place where I post, but now I'M MAD!!!

So the only names that motherfucker could think of were Imapus Sylicker & Joe Thunder??? So if he thinks about me, he also thinks about that fuckin' fat Taco gobbler? We're somehow related in his mind?

I'll break your spine in FOUR places. C'mere, you.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Look, it's standin at #4487!

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

Cheers! :bottle:

[chefcraig]

Over 40,000 names and the dufus picks Sunshine Megatron? The guy's a drummer, so that partially explains it. Still, Holden McGroin should have gotten an honorable mention.

It's stuff like this that makes me wary of Googling my name. Christ only knows what might turn up.

[Little Texan]

Over 40,000 names and the dufus picks Sunshine Megatron? The guy's a drummer, so that partially explains it. Still, Holden McGroin should have gotten an honorable mention.

I know! What a gay-ass name! I think I'd rather have the name Aaron Schwarz.

[thome]

"I Blew all my money at the tittie bar and it's only 8 pm and the day trippers were big assed sex machines and I am going to cook these three rib'eyes and eat meat,"

is that name taken yet...?