Dogfarts

[GAR]

What do you think of this question: Dogs have much stronger sense of smell than we do, so what happens if they smell a fart?
I experimented on my neighbor Melvin's dog John, expecting he'd run away or bark. But his reaction was totally different.

John usually comes running to me when I come home and bites my hand or a bag, and jumps at me with his tail waving.
He loves me and I only wish they'd keep him on a leash...

So one day, he dashes to greet me and bite my McDonalds' bag, and I played with him some time and when his face approached
my hip, I farted.

Boo! Yes! My asscheeks quaked a great big stench, and when he heard this, he got very scared.

He stopped, and stood alert for some reason. As you know, he was surprised at such a sound of ducks without seeing a duck.
Then the smell of my farts: right on the beagle's beak.

Where does it come?
What is that sound?
I farted again but was out of ass-gas and rumblegut juices.. so the last one kinda went "squoieeek."

He seriously looked around many times, then cocked his head with one ear up, looking.

For the dogs, farts are strange visitors. John got totally confused!

[hideyoursheep]

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[sadaist]

Damn Gar, I know it's been a slow weekend, but really?

This is funny. The cat that almost gets flamed, the guy asking his friends for help, and their wicked laughs.

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[Panamark]

We should all wear an anal exhaust pipe and store the
gas we omit over 24 hours into a handy body fitting cannister,
then load this into a special methane operated hot
water heater, and we can shower
the next day from our own flatulence fuel...

You know it makes sense

Panamark- Saving natural resources daily......

[Panamark]

Can you imagine it, man, that mexican food was *SO* good Im gonna
shower for an hour tomorrow !!!!

[Little Texan]

I thought this thread was going to be about interracial porn!

[GAR]

a grea ..did you mean to say "interspecies"?

[Satan]

It's common knowledge that my dog Cerberus has three heads. What is not so commonly known is that he also has three assholes. Let's just say I don't stand downwind from him, when I can help it.

[DickMeFresh]

The first post is a riot. This forum is so full of shit to try and make out like Gar isn't really funny. And not unintentionally.

Unlike Ford and his aliases.

[ELVIS]

This forum is so full of shit to try and make out like Gar isn't really funny.

That makes zero sense...

[DickMeFresh]

The first post is a riot. This forum is so full of shit to try and make out like Gar isn't really funny. And not unintentionally.

Unlike Ford and his aliases.

[DickMeFresh]

Crap. I thought my first post hadn't gone through.

How does it make zero sense, Priscilla?

[VanHalener]

We should all wear an anal exhaust pipe and store the
gas we omit over 24 hours into a handy body fitting cannister,
then load this into a special methane operated hot
water heater, and we can shower
the next day from our own flatulence fuel...

You know it makes sense

Panamark- Saving natural resources daily......

What do you mean we SHOULD?

Don't tell me I am the only person already doing this.
Slackers!!!


~We use gas-capturing diapers instead of tail pipes~

[VanHalener]

Save The Planet!





save the whales

eat Fat CHICKS!

OWWWW!

[ELVIS]

I experimented on my neighbor, John, expecting he'd run away. But his reaction was totally different.

John usually cums on me when I come home and kisses my hand, and jumps at me with his arms waving.
He loves me and I only wish I could keep him on a leash...

So one day, he dashes to greet me and lick my nuts, and I played with him some time and when his face approached my hip, I was totally freaked.

Boo! Yes! My asscheeks quaked, and when he felt this, he got very excited.

He stopped, and stood alert for some reason. As you know, he was surprised at such a salute of dicks without seeing another queer.
Then the smell of my anus: right on the guys cock.

Where does it cum?
What is that slurping sound?
I fnished him off but was out of rumblebutt juices.. so the last one kinda went "squoieeek."

He seriously looked around many times, then sucked my cock while cocking his head with one ear up, looking.

For his manhole, cocks are strange visitors. John got totally confused!


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You fags are queers...


:elvis:

[FORD]

The first post is a riot. This forum is so full of shit to try and make out like Gar isn't really funny. And not unintentionally.

Unlike Ford and his aliases.

Speaking of unfunny aliases..... I see the baby raper stopped by for a visit. :rolleyes: