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Anonymous
09-28-2009, 08:51 AM
Drunk footballer fined for sex with Cairns parking meter | The Courier-Mail (http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,1,26090443-5013016,00.html)

September 18, 2009 07:54am

A FOOTBALLER has been fined $150 for drunkenly simulating sex with a parking meter in Cairns while shouting ''Yeah baby you know you want it!''.
Rugby league player Adam Michael Kelly, 25, of Smithfield, spent the night in the watch-house after his offensive performance in which police say he was caught on the kerbside making large pelvic thrust actions and yelling obscenities.

Cairns Magistrates' Court heard passers-by were disgusted at what they saw - and one woman was racially abused by boozed-up Kelly, who was out celebrating the end of the footy season.

For the full story go to cairns.com.au (http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2009/09/18/64575_local-news.html)

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Alright, who did it? We have some Aussies here who could, theoretically, have done this, and AT LEAST one New-Zealander who could've done it, and, when busted, claimed to be an Australian just so he could give that country a bad name.

That said, let the "I'd hit that parking meter" or the even more disturbingly "I am a parking meter" shouts begin.

Cheers! :bottle:

chefcraig
09-28-2009, 09:45 AM
I wonder when Strother Martin fits into this story.

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Coyote
09-28-2009, 09:55 AM
making large pelvic thrust actions and yelling obscenities.

Is that the new definition for sex?

Anonymous
09-28-2009, 10:05 AM
Apparently, yeah.

Which means I lost my virginity when I was two.

Don't quite remember her, though. Or what.

Cheers! :bottle:

Coyote
09-28-2009, 10:17 AM
Nonetheless, it's a bullshit definition.

The guy should've just sought out the prozzas...

Anonymous
09-28-2009, 10:26 AM
Boy, Mondays are really hard, eh C.?

:lol:

Cheers! :bottle:

Coyote
09-28-2009, 10:29 AM
Boy, Mondays are really hard, eh C.?

:lol:

Cheers! :bottle:

I blame a lack of sex, er, sleep. What's your excuse? :tongue0011:

Anonymous
09-28-2009, 10:51 AM
Why, too much sex, er... I mean, sleep. NO! Sex ! I mean sex! Too much. Yeah, that's it.

Cheers! :bottle:

Dan
09-28-2009, 01:57 PM
Drunk footballer fined for sex with Cairns parking meter | The Courier-Mail (http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,1,26090443-5013016,00.html)

September 18, 2009 07:54am

A FOOTBALLER has been fined $150 for drunkenly simulating sex with a parking meter in Cairns while shouting ''Yeah baby you know you want it!''.
Rugby league player Adam Michael Kelly, 25, of Smithfield, spent the night in the watch-house after his offensive performance in which police say he was caught on the kerbside making large pelvic thrust actions and yelling obscenities.

Cairns Magistrates' Court heard passers-by were disgusted at what they saw - and one woman was racially abused by boozed-up Kelly, who was out celebrating the end of the footy season.

For the full story go to cairns.com.au (http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2009/09/18/64575_local-news.html)

=====

Alright, who did it? We have some Aussies here who could, theoretically, have done this, and AT LEAST one New-Zealander who could've done it, and, when busted, claimed to be an Australian just so he could give that country a bad name.

That said, let the "I'd hit that parking meter" or the even more disturbingly "I am a parking meter" shouts begin.

Cheers! :bottle:

How Dare You Bring Up If It Was A New Zealander.:fufu:

Coyote
09-28-2009, 05:54 PM
Oh, let him count the ways... :D

FORD
09-28-2009, 09:51 PM
For some reason I can't get a certain Beatles song out of my head......

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Even though that was about shagging a meter MAID, not the meter itself! :biggrin:

Va Beach VH Fan
09-28-2009, 10:09 PM
Eagerly awaiting P-Mark's comments on this one...

Seshmeister
09-28-2009, 10:21 PM
Once he gets released...

Anonymous
09-29-2009, 11:35 AM
How Dare You Bring Up If It Was A New Zealander.:fufu:

What, couldn't have been?

Or maybe... oh man, sorry about that D-Man. I just blew your cover, didn't I?

:tongue0011:

Cheers! :bottle: