I think I should be the next Army MOD!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Here's why!

I'm the girl everyone loves to hate! I can get more users reading and posting than a newly released Van Halen song! The women hate me, the men love me, the ones who don't still love to read my posts and banter with me. In reality, I'm a really nice person. Sweet Irony and I were once Nasty catfighters, now I'm proud to call her one of my best net friends! That goes for SoCalChelle too, we tore it up alot, but now were friends in life.

Controversy aside, I am the real deal when it comes to being a David Lee Roth / Van Halen Fan! For me it's more than just Dave's great ass or his hairy chest, it's about the music! I can break down VH history like most of the men. Being a guitar player, inspired by Eddie I look deeper into each song than just the lyrics and whos at the mic.

My perfect resolution for VH... IS to bring back Dave. I never felt this way until now, but the time is right. Dave is looking stellar with his new do and he's really worked up his vocals alot since the tour with Sammy. The brothers are in serious need of some luster and IMO the only way they can close the Van Halen Legacy is to go back to the original line up and ROTH and ROLL!

[SoCalChelle]

And you gotta admit, she's got bigger huevos than most of the guys here just to throw herself to the wolves like that. Oh yeah, I forgot...you LIKE wolves, dontcha? ;)

You go girl....Fab a mod at the DLR Army, this I gotta see :baaa:

[Dr. Love]

Contraversy is always welcome at the Army.

[Big Troubles]

Yeah except the weird thing is I got a PM today telling me that you were the biggest Sammy Fagar fan going? And that I should chat with you. Hmmmm....Wern't you at DDLR.com today posting? I could be wrong.

[Big Troubles]

"Dude, I am a ROTH fan FIRST but yeah I am a Sammy fan too. I like to call it Bi-Halen."

Fabulous Shadow

[Big Troubles]

Thats called riding the fence. Cut and fucking dry. Didn't we just go through this? DRLove?

[Warham]

Tsk Tsk Tsk. The Army doesn't need any fence jockeys. Too many now.

[Dr. Love]

Looks like your competition is here to fight for the position, Fab!

Besides, I think I've made my feelings on Van Hagar known lately.

[Triumph]

I will poop on any fan who finds Van Hagar acceptable, as mod my shit will stink and expose those who falter in the eyes of Roth.

Van Hagar THE Reunion is like poop re-entering my anal canal.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Give Triumph a forum to poop on.

[pete]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Yeah except the weird thing is I got a PM today telling me that you were the biggest Sammy Fagar fan going? And that I should chat with you. Hmmmm....Wern't you at DDLR.com today posting? I could be wrong.

fence rider all the way.

she may have been cool at the links.

she's just OK here.

maybe i should apply.

[Lou]

Originally I was gonna say that in no way should Fab be a mod as she's a Van Hagar fan, but come to think of it, that seems to be the in-thing these days if you want to be an Army mod--to be a Van Hagar fan.

[Dr. Love]

Originally I was gonna say that in no way should Fab be a mod as she acts like a crybaby girl and gets her panties in a bunch over anyone that disagrees with her, but come to think of it, that seems to be the in-thing these days with some Mods--to get in a huff about differing opinions. ;)

[thefive]

Originally posted by pete
fence rider all the way.

she may have been cool at the links.

she's just OK here.

maybe i should apply.

You should. You got my vote Pete.

[pete]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
Originally I was gonna say that in no way should Fab be a mod as she acts like a crybaby girl and gets her panties in a bunch over anyone that disagrees with her, but come to think of it, that seems to be the in-thing these days with some Mods--to get in a huff about differing opinions. ;)


I get it.

Lou is the SHIT man!!!!

Dedication and passion with knowledge is a beautiful thing.

Knowledge alone is a kid just out of college who needs to drink more beer.

:D

[Sweet Irony]

Doc, you are damn funny sometimes! :D

[Fabulous Shadow]

It it a crime to like more than one band? I like many bands.
Van Hagar just happens to be one of many. Will this picture win me any votes? LOL!!!

Maybe Roth himself would vote for me???

ftp://topjimmy1:mojodojo@users.adelphia.net/public_html/Loss%20Of%20Control/Fabshad.jpg



Ok, I can't make the picture work... Any helpers????

[Dr. Love]

Fab, you just don't GET it. According to the Book of Lou, You MUST HATE Sam Hagar and Van Hagar to be a Roth Army Mod. If you don't, you're a VAN HAGAR TOOL. Got it? HUH!?!?!??

And if that didn't cause you enough concern, then how about this? If you become a mod WITHOUT renouncing your Van Hagar ways, people might ACTUALLY BE DISGUSTED WITH YOU!!! HOLY CRAP DUDE!!!

Yeah, it freakin floors me. I don't know how I live with myself, being the epitome of Van Hagar fandom, with my capri pants, my mumu and my sandals (with socks no less!!) AND modding at TWO DLR MESSAGE BOARDS!!! OH NO!!!

So really you should reconsider it, cause after all Big Bad Lou (and many others) might actually be offended by the fact that you like OTHER bands!

And if you didn't think there was a fence for you to sit on, let me assure you that many people here will construct one and perch you upon it.

You've been warned.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
"Dude, I am a ROTH fan FIRST but yeah I am a Sammy fan too. I like to call it Bi-Halen."

Fabulous Shadow

Dude! YOU pm'd me first! and YOU were the one who invited ME into a chat which I politly declined....

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Here's why!

I'm the girl everyone loves to hate! I can get more users reading and posting than a newly released Van Halen song! The women hate me, the men love me, the ones who don't still love to read my posts and banter with me. In reality, I'm a really nice person. Sweet Irony and I were once Nasty catfighters, now I'm proud to call her one of my best net friends! That goes for SoCalChelle too, we tore it up alot, but now were friends in life.

Controversy aside, I am the real deal when it comes to being a David Lee Roth / Van Halen Fan! For me it's more than just Dave's great ass or his hairy chest, it's about the music! I can break down VH history like most of the men. Being a guitar player, inspired by Eddie I look deeper into each song than just the lyrics and whos at the mic.

My perfect resolution for VH... IS to bring back Dave. I never felt this way until now, but the time is right. Dave is looking stellar with his new do and he's really worked up his vocals alot since the tour with Sammy. The brothers are in serious need of some luster and IMO the only way they can close the Van Halen Legacy is to go back to the original line up and ROTH and ROLL!

Yeah, yeah, yeah...the main question is: ARE YOU NAKED?

[pete]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Yeah, yeah, yeah...the main question is: ARE YOU NAKED?

We hear the Hooters are large.

Can ya post 'em for the cause?

[Fabulous Shadow]

Only if I win!

[pete]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Only if I win!

I'll vote for you if they're nice. ;)

and they're all nice to me.

[Dr. Love]

Pete, you bastard!!

You better share. :D

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by pete
I'll vote for you if they're nice. ;)

and they're all nice to me.

I ALWAYS vote for hoots.

ALWAYS.

[pete]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
Pete, you bastard!!

You better share. :D

I hope your suave ass is behind me brutha!

(not literally)

ROFLMAO

[pete]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
I ALWAYS vote for hoots.

ALWAYS.

I just gotta see how Fabulous!!!!!

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Dude! YOU pm'd me first! and YOU were the one who invited ME into a chat which I politly declined....

? I PM'd you at DDLR.com awhile back. Period. I invited you to come to the Army and defend your love of Hagar and hatred for Angel. No one asked you to be mod for the Army. Especially when your a Hagar fan. No fence riding mods. Simple. I dont give a flying fuck if you wanna chat or not. If not, cool. I dont care. I was asked to PM you and find out what your major malfunction is Groupie. ;)

[flappo]

..mods vs rockers

..teh rockers ALWAYS won !

:D

[Fabulous Shadow]

I love ROTH! FIRST. That should be all that matters! You guys screw yourself by missing thateverythime you hear that someone also like Hagar. Roth fans should stick together and form a bigger union. Ya see there are alot of Dave only fans but there are GROVES of ROTH Fans when combined with the ones who also like Sammy. United we can speak volumes to the VH CAMP. We can form the Million Fan March. March right up to 5150 chanting WE WANT ROTH<< WE WANT ROTH... Maybe then Ed will hear us. As long as we fight eachother were just 2 groups of small voices!

[pete]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I love ROTH! FIRST. That should be all that matters! You guys screw yourself by missing thateverythime you hear that someone also like Hagar. Roth fans should stick together and form a bigger union. Ya see there are alot of Dave only fans but there are GROVES of ROTH Fans when combined with the ones who also like Sammy. United we can speak volumes to the VH CAMP. We can form the Million Fan March. March right up to 5150 chanting WE WANT ROTH<< WE WANT ROTH... Maybe then Ed will hear us. As long as we fight eachother were just 2 groups of small voices!

I can't hang with hagar Fans.

You can't say "I like ROTH ERA and spam era."

It's like saying I like "The Who" and "The Brady Six"

It means you never "really" listened to the "real" shit.

There is a difference in quality in so many ways.

Can we get back to the hooters issue at hand?

[pete]

I really think you'd be a great MOD.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Not True...

It's like saying

I LOVE Rock n Roll But I also enjoy Pop

[pete]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Not True...

It's like saying

I LOVE Rock n Roll But I also enjoy Pop

I love Great POP.

as long as some of the motivation is artistic.

Classic Van halen use to try different shit throughout their catalog.
Jazz, blues, old-timey shit, rock, punk (even ie"loss of control)

V Hagar never broke from the same shit.
unless they were failing miserably to attempt a recreation of classic.
"let's follow trends - we can't create them anymore)

[Fabulous Shadow]

How do you vote???

[pete]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
How do you vote???

ah ah AH - Hooter's 1st!

LOL

[Fabulous Shadow]

Just tell me... I been stuck a 3 for days now. i at least got to vote for myself!!!!

[pete]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I been stuck a 3 for days now.

Is there any video of this?

heheheh

[pete]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Just tell me... I been stuck a 3 for days now. i at least got to vote for myself!!!!

There is a poll setup for you.

[thefive]

Lets ask Elvis what he thinks on this subject.

[Dan]

Sorry no MORE Spammy mod wanted here.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by pete
I really think you'd be a great MOD.

You are losing credibility with me... ;)

[Fabulous Shadow]

As moderator, I would make it acceptable for women to be Van Hagar fans! Come on fellas! What would you rather have?

Dinner, Van Hagar Concert and Wild Sex with Hot Wax????

Or

Dinner, Celine Dion Concert and Slow Love Making by Candle Light???

[SoCalChelle]

You guys GOTTA make her a mod here...I think this is the only site she hasn't been banned from yet. LOL :D j/k Fab...I voted for you

[Fabulous Shadow]

Not true Chelle! I haven't been banned from your site yet! Thanx for the vote!

[pete]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
You guys GOTTA make her a mod here...I think this is the only site she hasn't been banned from yet. LOL :D j/k Fab...I voted for you

Drugs 'r' bad - m'kay?

[moose]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Thats called riding the fence. Cut and fucking dry. Didn't we just go through this? DRLove?

Crazy Ass MOFO, that is why I am glad this guy became a moderator. KUDOS TO YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN BIG TROUBLES!!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Big Trouble is Bad Ass!

[Dan]

Fabulous shadow I see you have been banned from a couple of sites,you bad girl and also see you have more votes as well.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Hi Dan, I see you have been doing your homework! Good boy!

[Dan]

Hi Fabulous Shadow,why are such a bad girl?

[Dan]

Sorry about the poor grammar.

[Fabulous Shadow]

I have alot of anger pent up inside me...
Don't worry though Dan, It only comes out when provoked...

I can either be your sweetest dream or your worst nightmare... It's up to the individual...

[Dan]

Is that sexual anger?

[pete]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I have alot of anger pent up inside me...
Don't worry though Dan, It only comes out when provoked...

I can either be your sweetest dream or your worst nightmare... It's up to the individual...

Yeah, you'll get MOD here.

:rolleyes:

[Fabulous Shadow]

Wanna see me spin my head around and make the lights go on and off????

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by pete
Drugs 'r' bad - m'kay?

Yeah, they make you say things that have no bearing on the conversation at hand. You might wanna cut back, dude. ;)

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Wanna see me spin my head around and make the lights go on and off????

yes please.

[pete]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Yeah, they make you say things that have no bearing on the conversation at hand. You might wanna cut back, dude. ;)

Is that what provokes prostitution in yer vast, wet and funky experience?

I wanna know! $15 at a time.

The quality of yer vote shows yer relevance........cu cu cun


ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!1111

[pete]

Who's that girl with the Gargantuan Shadow !
So obscene you gotta drink til that fat goes.
so cal chelle goes down
on FAB's bung hole wet and so brown

OH NO! - they won't believe it til they
OH NO! - see what she's quevin
BATHE IN DISCHARGE COW!!!!!! ooooaaaahhhhhhhhaaahahahhhhhhhhhhh!



sorry if i went off topic

[Fabulous Shadow]

Are we supposed to cry now? Laugh now? It isnt mean or funny pete...
It's just ... STUPID!

[SoCalChelle]

I'm still trying to figure this one out....


Originally posted by pete
Is that what provokes prostitution in yer vast, wet and funky experience?

I wanna know! $15 at a time.

The quality of yer vote shows yer relevance........cu cu cun


ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!1111

[Fabulous Shadow]

Don't even try sista! It ain't worth the brain cells!

[SoCalChelle]

God knows I don't have that many to spare. LOL! :)

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

how do i fix my signature using img code? the link is here http://www.alcofielen.com/pics/forumpics/gay/spiderman.gif

[pete]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Are we supposed to cry now? Laugh now? It isnt mean or funny pete...
It's just ... STUPID!

It;s fun.

I LOVE FAT GIRLS!

you're all so crazy.... AND APPRECIATIVE for every speck of abuse.

[pete]

Originally posted by pete
Who's that girl with the Gargantuan Shadow !
So obscene you gotta drink til that fat goes.
so cal chelle goes down
on FAB's bung hole wet and so brown

OH NO! - they won't believe it til they
OH NO! - see what she's quevin
BATHE IN DISCHARGE COW!!!!!! ooooaaaahhhhhhhhaaahahahhhhhhhhhhh!



chorus

Stretchmarks on her squishy thing
polyester pork butt queens
boyfriends say "turn out the lights"
masengil to kill the mites!

Lights! Darkness!! Wetsuit!!!

[pete]

verse 2

daddy's little sweety when mom goes out to bingo!
8 inch crack for the meat to the bunghole (yeah)
gonads are just oozing
for child support she's schmoozing

OH NO! - they won't believe it til they
OH NO! - see what she's quevin
GO SEE BIG ASS COW!!!!!! ooooaaaahhhhhhhhaaahahahhhhhhhhhhh!

[pete]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
I'm still trying to figure this one out....

It's zen.

You can't learn that sucking cock for a hope of meeting a rockstar.

4 days from now...

It'll all make sense.

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by pete
4 days from now...

It'll all make sense.


Somehow I doubt that.

[pete]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Somehow I doubt that.

And you know the song hits home in so many ways.

you can doubt for appearances but, I know you.

you're a dirty little girl.

on the decline.

and post my whole post. KEEP TRUTH ALIVE.

The truth hurts but, it's a beautiful thing.

[Fabulous Shadow]

hey pete? Or should I call you peter? I think I'll just call you DICK?

If you haven't been influenced, then why the change of heart? You were so king loving and helpful until you got "THE MESSAGE" and wht drag Chelle into this. Sha has nothing to do with it. Oh wait...Neither do YOU.. Wait, who are you? And you know me how? And you've seen me when??? Boy mod totle sure went to his head fast. I guess that's what happens when theres nothing between the thighs and the neck!

[pete]

Fat girls are so fucking.......................... witty.

usually they're nice too. after all, you need some sort of advantage over sexy girls.


PS: call me Dick.

[Big Troubles]

LOL Pete you made a few friends eh? :D I say, we wait until its dark and attack her. This way if we get caught we just split the rape charge 50/50. :D LMAO.

[ThrillsNSpills]

wow

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
LOL Pete you made a few friends eh? :D I say, we wait until its dark and attack her. This way if we get caught we just split the rape charge 50/50. :D LMAO.

Is this supposed to be funny?

[Big Troubles]

just to those with a sense of humor and Im guessing a set of balls.

careful sweet cheeks you MAY be next. :D - see the smiley? That means its a joke. Ha Ha Fuckin' Ha.

[Big Troubles]

and usualy when accompanied by a LOL or LMAO is associated with "jokes". Not all are funny. Some are just too high brow for others. But if your looking to poke at the angry, hungry animals from behind these bars, I'd suggest to you, to know your role, wipe your chin and carry on to the next thread where there wont be a "joke" for you to figure out. Trust me. This IS a long mountain for you to climb. And by the time you make it up, IF you make it up, you wont like the scenery.

BT

[SoCalChelle]

Rape is not a joke

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
how do i fix my signature using img code? the link is here http://www.alcofielen.com/pics/forumpics/gay/spiderman.gif

With all due respect I think that pic is gay.

But, to answer your question enclose the URL within img tags.

http://www.alcofielen.com/pics/forumpics/gay/spiderman.gif

[Big Troubles]

Rape is not a joke...When you are the one raping. And I never implied the act itself was meant to be taken lightly. But guess what? Making fun of the starving people in Ethiopia is not a joke either. Or fat people. Or handi capped people. Or you for example. :D I make fun of, who ever the fuck I wanna make fun of. Period.
But whatever it is Im talking about, and I use words like JOKE, LOL, LMAO and smileys like :D or ;), then guess what? IM NOT SERIOUS> Welcome to the internet. A place full of concepts that are literally taken out of context. Dont fall into a mass of what you think is right or wrong. Dont spew your bible thoughts here on what we should talk about. In fact, just dont. Dont dont dont, do anything, and you'll survive. :D (look a smiley?!)

[SoCalChelle]

Whatever. You just lost any small measure of respect I may have had for you. Not that something like respect means anything to someone like you, I'm sure.

[Big Troubles]

what is it, you are talking about? Let me guess. you took offense to me joking about rape because either 1) you've been raped (BTW so was my wife) or 2) you know someone who has or even 3) you just like to fling shit and start fights because you think you have some clout.

I will not censor myself or anyone regarding 99% of the subject matter here. Im a real person. The computer and internet is a tool to unleash pent up anger or emotion to free your mind and spiritual side. I dont care who you are. It works. I wont stop talking about anything, because it offends. In fact, thanks for the heads up on it bothering you. Now I will make it my mission to corrupt your tiny little pea sized brain with thoughts of rape. Or.... You can just simply tell me why you find it so God Damn necessary to defend, what was clearly a joke to begin with? Please, do my the honor.

[Big Troubles]

BTW, Im already respected. I dont need more. :D

[Panamark]

Time out fella's !

Rape comments have offended. We dont condone rape of women
at the army. Im sure you guys are only joking and didnt mean to
offend any of our lady friends here. Sorry to Chelle, rape is not in any
way funny and we dont promote or condone it...

[Big Troubles]

what about raping men? killing babies? praying to Ali? all that is a go? ;)

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Whatever. You just lost any small measure of respect I may have had for you.


It wasn't the SMALL MEASURE OF RESPECT I was going for.

so sad. so lost. ;)

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
what about raping men? killing babies? praying to Ali? all that is a go? ;)

didn't think that would get a quick response. LOL

Oh goody. Its just another library... Shhh....people are reading.

[pete]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Whatever. You just lost any small measure of respect I may have had for you. Not that something like respect means anything to someone like you, I'm sure.

When you voted fab you became insignifigant.

She's abusive to comrads. I'm not angry but, I have no problem being just as ugly back.

The quest for your respect is a quest in the realm beyond our reality.

Where the Easter Bunny hippity hops on your well worn ass.

:)

[Big Troubles]

Have fun with this one Pete. See you later man. Give 'em shit

[Lou]

I fail to find rape and abortion funny. Anyone who finds any shred of humor in that obviously has no moral groundwork whatsoever.

There's joking around, and then there's just shit you DON'T joke about. You probably find humor in 9/11 too.

[SoCalChelle]

I can take a joke....I can take being called fat....I can tolerate Pete's dumbass poetry....but I cannot take being threatened with rape. Not even on a message board. Not even as a "joke." Thank you, Panamark and Lou, for your understanding.

[pete]

Jeez.

It was directed at me.

There was no threat.

I don't find rape funny either (at all) but, there is also a certain comfort zone prople can get in where they feel relaxed enough, with a group of people. When this happens, He/She may say politically incorrect things to insight a laugh because, He/She feels these people know him/her enough to know when he/she is joking.

BT is a pretty centered, well-adjusted and intelligent individual. You know it, I know it.

Fabulous Shadow on the other hand stepped over a personal line against a respected member of this community.

Chelle, I may call you fat but, I never said your children were ugly or anything that was ultra personal. (not intentionally anyway)

Your buddy, Fabulous Shadow has issues. You can defend all you want but, getting banned from numerous communities for just being herself reinforces the fact that she has issues rendering here socially inept.

Yet you add fuel to the dysfunctional fire. You pat her on the back

Nice.

[SoCalChelle]

My argument with BT has nothing to do with defending Fab. Yeah, she's my friend in real life, but I've banned her too...probably at least 50 times from the PD alone. LOL. All I did was ask, "Is this supposed to be funny?" in response to BT's stunningly tasteless comment. You say it was directed at you...well, yeah, I guess it was...he was inviting you to participate in gang rape. Oh yeah, I guess that IS funny. What was I thinking? :rolleyes: Stick with the "you're so fat" song lyrics...at least that's marginally funny and not threatening. ;)

[pete]

Those lyrics were pretty good for a rush job ;)

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by pete
Those lyrics were pretty good for a rush job ;)

:D

[ThrillsNSpills]

We've got the best ballbusters at the Army.
When you come to the army, you should know what you're getting.
If someone waltzes in here with an "it's all about me" thing then someone is just doing their civic duty in busting their chops.

it's only words. No one's waving their shit around and it deserves no debate.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
LOL Pete you made a few friends eh? :D I say, we wait until its dark and attack her. This way if we get caught we just split the rape charge 50/50. :D LMAO.

That's class BT... I think someone finally one upped me in crossing over the line...

[Fabulous Shadow]

Pete.. You gave me a love vote too you hipocritical non-thinking dickwad! I have never done a thing to you or anyone at this board. You are simply letting others do your thinking for you. Simple minds...

[pete]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Pete.. You gave me a love vote too you hipocritical non-thinking dickwad!

pleez... call me dick

and we're still waiting for tits.

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by pete
pleez... call me dick

and we're still waiting for tits.


Now THAT was funny :D

[DaveIsKing]

Wow! And I thought I was shocking!

Oh well, I just stick with wit. It seems to have worked so far for me.

[Chris]

I vote yes!

Go Fab! :)

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by Lou
I fail to find rape and abortion funny. Anyone who finds any shred of humor in that obviously has no moral groundwork whatsoever.

Hey, I don't laugh at rape or abortion, Lou. But, I have no moral groundwork. I think morality is a man-made convention. :eek:

[pete]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Hey, I don't laugh at rape or abortion, Lou. But, I have no moral groundwork. I think morality is a man-made convention. :eek:

I went to your school. ;)

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by pete
I went to your school. ;)

Isn't it great ! ;)

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Chris
I vote yes!

Go Fab! :)

Thanks Chris... Tits for you buddy!

Your on the "Yes..YES...YEESSSS" list

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by pete
pleez... call me dick

and we're still waiting for tits.

Yeah and we're still waiting for your BRAIN!

[POJO_Risin]

Wow...Chris gets the shot for saying yes...

I'm the one that can actually make her a mod...

and nothin'...

not sure that's good politics...;)

Chris can vote 1,000 times...lmfao...but that shit doesn't work in our dictatorship...

[SoCalChelle]

Yeah, but Fab, you gotta admit, suddenly Pete seems a lot less offensive than he did before.....I mean in comparison ;)

[DaveIsKing]

Gotta love that oligarchy, right, POJO?

[pete]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Yeah, but Fab, you gotta admit, suddenly Pete seems a lot less offensive than he did before.....I mean in comparison ;)

I'm broad

I can articulate a thought with the best of them.

I reserve that respect and effort to those who can comprehend.

At the same time I stand by every nasty post I've ever spewed.

It's just another side of a complex coin.

with an isatiable dick sticking out of it. ;)

[SoCalChelle]

LMFAO!

[Big Troubles]

blah blah blah....What a bunch of fucking sucks. Now I know who has pussies and who doesn't. Theres a few here who wished they did too. Listen very very carefuly. IT WAS A JOKE! Get it over yourself with your "oh that offeneded me shit", cause I dont care. The whole post was directed at Pete. with LOL's, LMAO and :D... still wondering if it was serious or not? Good god. I dont care what you find funny. Andrew Dice Clay does nothing for me. But Bill Cosby is hilarious. Eddie Murphy from the 80's is gold compared to the shit on a stick he's turned into. My point is this. What I find funny, you may not. And Lou I expected Mod's to at least PM each other before condeming. so for that, fuck you too. I wont change my style of words to suit the masses who are online at any particular day. Saps...
I find offensive the following (so if you use this shit in any form, joking or not, I can report it to the Mod room); abortion, rape, starving children, retarded people, burn victims, birth defects, racial jokes, fat jokes, chicago fires, 9/11, great white catastrophe, any bosnia or korean ethic jokes will not be tolerated.

Ok, have fun chatting about nothing people.

[Big Troubles]

oh yeah, and Global Warming.

fucking children...

[lms2]

I really find dave bashing offensive.

I find Spam worship majorly offensive.

And people that f*** with Big Trouble(S) for no good reason just take the cake.

Should we vote on what topics are okay and are off limits?

[Big Troubles]

Exactly, thank you lms2. Its like its Vaudville and we showed a bit of panty or something. "quick get them off the stage, its pornography!!"

It makes me sick to my stomach to think we are once again talking about what is, and what isn't ok to talk about. What does offend this person may not ofend another. I know!! Lets talk about cuddly kittens, and blue skies! Jesus Christ! Oh wait a minute, that will offend "Jesus Christ". Can't win. I'll be the only moderator that has to sit back now and not be the BT I was because "someone" got their panties in a knot over a comment directed at someone else in a JOKE fashion. sad. But thats ok. I'll stop telling it like it is. I will be the new uptight nerd that everyone likes. No more BT. good enough?

[pete]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Yeah and we're still waiting for your BRAIN!

Thank you Einstein - queen of white trash

[ThrillsNSpills]

Squashed kitten brains

it's okay

the kitty wasn't gonna cure aids now, was it.

now who's gonna clean up this mess

:lookie:

[Big Troubles]

I dont know man. squashed kitten brains COULD be offensive. :D

not to me though. Im squashing one now.

[pete]

I hear it's a delicacy in china, sooo?

[Big Troubles]

China is offensive to me. ;)

see how everything and anything COULD be offensive? anyone? :D

[Mr GrumpyAss]

Well blue skys,fluffy kittens and happy people offend me. So how about learning what a LOL, LMAO and emotioncons are for. WOW simple solution to a simple problem.

CHEERS!

[Big Troubles]

Thanks MGA. I knew you'd get it. Unfortunatley theres a few people here that dont have the luxury of a full education system in place. They have the right to bare arms but can't differ between "laughing out loud" and "laughing my ass off" means. Comforting being waaaaaaaaaay up here. BTW, simple soulutions to simple problems offend me. Im reporting you. :D

[Big Troubles]

This whole thread isn't even worthy of jerking off to anymore. Fuck. Time for plan B. Downloading pics of squashed kittens should do it.

Thank you Bill Gates, for making all this and my masterbation cycles possible.

[Big Troubles]

BTW, Bill Gates offends me.

[Big Troubles]

;)

[MAX]

George Carlin once had a bit relating to this, he said.

"People say you can't joke about rape cos it's not funny. I say bullshit and I say it's fucking hilarious. I can prove to you that rape is funny. Here goes.........



Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd!!!!"


Tell me that's not funny? :D

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by lms2
I really find dave bashing offensive.

I find Spam worship majorly offensive.

And people that f*** with Big Trouble(S) for no good reason just take the cake.

Should we vote on what topics are okay and are off limits?


Well, anything which does not glorify David Lee Roth, naked women, beer and the Roth Army should be shit upon.

DaveIsKing rocks the faces of Spam.

[Big Troubles]

again, my respect is earned and not glorified. Thanks guys. I appreciate the "get behind BT" rally. But you know? whatever happens happens. I dont apologize.

But only because apologizing offends me. :D LMAO

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by MAX
George Carlin once had a bit relating to this, he said.

"People say you can't joke about rape cos it's not funny. I say bullshit and I say it's fucking hilarious. I can prove to you that rape is funny. Here goes.........



Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd!!!!"


Tell me that's not funny? :D

I love George Carlin. Very intellegent. Dennis Miller too.

cartoons raping each other? I like it.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
I love George Carlin. Very intellegent. Dennis Miller too.

cartoons raping each other? I like it.

Yeah, they both rawk! I've seen Carlin live a couple of times and have tons of his shows on VHS.

I figured you'd get the humor BT!!! Great minds think alike my friend. :cool:

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Yeah, but Fab, you gotta admit, suddenly Pete seems a lot less offensive than he did before.....I mean in comparison ;)

I don't know Chelle.. I really HATE being called FAT!!!!
FUCK DICK!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Wow...Chris gets the shot for saying yes...

I'm the one that can actually make her a mod...

and nothin'...

not sure that's good politics...;)

Chris can vote 1,000 times...lmfao...but that shit doesn't work in our dictatorship...

Oh sweet POJO... I know I'll never be a mod here or anywhere...
Trust me baby! If I knew I could give YOU pics and they wouln't get to DICK and co... You'da had um yesterday!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by pete
Thank you Einstein - queen of white trash

Dick... You know nothing about me. I am ANYTHING but white trash. ASK AROUND! This chick was born with a silver spoon in her mouth!
"Daddies lil Sweetie"! That's me!

[lms2]

Big Troubles, I believe speaking your mind fairly and freely is what made you a mod. I have had my ass handed to me a few times on this site, and usually because I deserved it. I wouldn't change a thing. Bill took some crap the other day for bashing a spamster! What are we gonna let this get too. It ain't public television peoples, and not all posts are suitable for children.

[lms2]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Dick... You know nothing about me. I am ANYTHING but white trash. ASK AROUND! This chick was born with a silver spoon in her mouth!
"Daddies lil Sweetie"! That's me!

Silver spoons don't mean anything. Trash is Trash no matter how fancy you wrap it. I am not saying you are trash cause I don't know you. I don't think you should have gone of on BT for what he said cause I read it and it wasn't that bad. It was just a comment. But at any rate, he is a big boy and he can take it.

[Fabulous Shadow]

lms2... re-read the thread. I didn't go off on BT at all... You got the wrong member cheif...

I guess in Cali "White Trash" may have a different meaning than in Kansas. Here it is usually wellfare recipiants who live in trailor parks with 4 kids from different partners, usually doing and selling speed while on probation for domestic violence...
Oh and they usually use the word CUNT alot and think it's cool...

I come from money, went to good schools, have a good job, plenty of money I earned, good friends, a great son, I live in a house, I have no criminal record or traffic violations and I would never use the C word. My worst character trait... When I get HURT, I get mad and when I'm mad I lash out hastily! and yeah, that's pretty trashy!

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by lms2
Big Troubles, I believe speaking your mind fairly and freely is what made you a mod. I have had my ass handed to me a few times on this site, and usually because I deserved it. I wouldn't change a thing. Bill took some crap the other day for bashing a spamster! What are we gonna let this get too. It ain't public television peoples, and not all posts are suitable for children.

Thank you for understanding. ;) Theres actually quite a few people who do see things this way. We're not out-numbered in our train of thought. We speak-thats what makes us...Well us. We say what others wont.- Everything I talk about, joking or not, I do as much research on or have been personally involved with before hand so i can back up what I say or at least have clear understanding of what Im talking about. Some are offended in great lengths because some of us use our strengths to post.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by lms2
Silver spoons don't mean anything. Trash is Trash no matter how fancy you wrap it. I am not saying you are trash cause I don't know you. I don't think you should have gone of on BT for what he said cause I read it and it wasn't that bad. It was just a comment. But at any rate, he is a big boy and he can take it.

Actually lms2, she was the one I made the JOKE about, but she wasn't the one who complained.- Going off on me? Nah, that was a wild Frasier punch from the Ali days. I ducked, did a foot shuffle and came up with a wink in my eye. Just another day- just another wild punch. ;)

[Chris]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Wow...Chris gets the shot for saying yes...

OUCH! :D

[lms2]

Fabulous Shadow. My apologies for saying you went off on Big Troubles. I just don't want to go back and reread the thread to sort it out. I should have paid more attention to who was saying what, or kept my mouth shut :) I will work on paying more attention in the future.

As for the definition of "trash" those things you mentioned all certainly qualify universally,-they simply are not the be all and end all.

Good day to all of you.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

could i possibly be a mod?

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by lms2
Fabulous Shadow. My apologies for saying you went off on Big Troubles. I just don't want to go back and reread the thread to sort it out. I should have paid more attention to who was saying what, or kept my mouth shut :) I will work on paying more attention in the future.

As for the definition of "trash" those things you mentioned all certainly qualify universally,-they simply are not the be all and end all.

Good day to all of you.

Apology accepted but not needed friend. It's AOK!

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Oh sweet POJO... I know I'll never be a mod here or anywhere...
Trust me baby! If I knew I could give YOU pics and they wouln't get to DICK and co... You'da had um yesterday!

And I'll be honest...it's probably good you aren't giving them to me...;)...

[POJO_Risin]

But I won't stop asking...

[POJO_Risin]

Generally speaking here as well...if I'm asked not to throw them around...I don't...

I'm not saying I don't keep shit in case people piss me the fuck off...

if you ask around...you'll find out I'm generally pissed off about everything...but never really about people...

So your pics probably would be safe with me...

ie...I've never given up shit that's been sent to me before...

because you never know when that will bite you in the ass...

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Generally speaking here as well...if I'm asked not to throw them around...I don't...

I'm not saying I don't keep shit in case people piss me the fuck off...



You sound ALOT like me. Does that scare the fuck outta you or what.
As for me... I like you more and more with every post! :tits:

[Fabulous Shadow]

So... when does my modhood start boys????

[Fabulous Shadow]

HELLLOOOO is anybody listeing!!!

[Dan]

Hello.

[Fabulous Shadow]

LOL!!!

[Golden AWe]

Let's pick this very interesting thread back up

[WARF]

This never happened! LOL

[Nickdfresh]

Uhuhuhuhuhuhuh! I cun't believe she's not a webbie!

[GAR]

Fabs would be my #1 candidate for the next round of mods when we go prunin' the Mod Tree.

Heck, if I could ever get my FAKKING MOTHERFUCKING VERIZON LAND LINE in I would offer to mod.. but Fabs proves to be more of a diehard Rothgal than I thought by sticking around under different usernames even after they banned her.

Fabs for mod.

[Golden AWe]

Fabs for president!

[FABsterPussycat]

This thread was started a long time ago. Back when mods actually moderated and the fighting only consumed 25% of the board. Before the days of board mobsters, sheep, gladiators and lynch mobs.
The new Army has nothing on the old Army.

[Golden AWe]

Yeeeah shure.

Now how about those babies?

[FABsterPussycat]

How about you find something else to obsess about hmmm???
Try looking in your own backyard for a change. Maybe you'll find your conscience there.

[Golden AWe]

Naah, I prefer making babies.

C'mon, let's have'em. Now.

[Golden AWe]

you go "OOOH"

I go "AAAH"

*plop* OUT COMES A BABY!

it's so easy!

[MAX]

Anyone remember the Diamond Mafia or the Original EUAS? That was the "old" Army and it wasn't last year either. Great reads back in the day. :cool: "Mobsters" tis' Old School as are "sheep." Ain't that right FORD? ;) Also, there's only ONE Gladiator that walks these stinkin' streets past the crazies on my block. :D

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by MAX
Also, there's only ONE Gladiator that walks these stinkin' streets past the crazies on my block. :D

Yeah, wearing a kilt... ;)

[MAX]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Yeah, wearing a kilt... ;)


The draft is rather refreshing on a hot day. lol. :)

[FABsterPussycat]

Originally posted by MAX
Also, there's only ONE Gladiator that walks these stinkin' streets past the crazies on my block. :D

Yes, and YOU are the only one that views that tag as a compliment.
What a fucking dork! :rolleyes:

[Rikk]

Can this nonsense thread be moved to the DUMP?

[Warham]

Who's this new Pussycat running around? Flab?

[FasterPussycat]

LOL

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by Rikk
Can this nonsense thread be moved to the DUMP?

She'll just start another one.

[Matt White]

"Mod"?

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yeah.

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Apology accepted but not needed friend. It's AOK!
Wow Your Both Back Welcome Home Ladies :yankeeros Fab :yankeeros Lms2
Thanks for Clueing me in PussyCat :yankeeros

[Matt White]

EASY SAILOR.....

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by Matt White
EASY SAILOR.....
Eye Capin

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
Eye Capin

Rock on Fudd!!!