James Bond v Indiana Jones

[David Van Via]

We where talking about this and got into an arguement. So can you say who you think would win and give reasons.

[SoCalChelle]

It depends on which James Bond we're talking about. Harrison Ford would kick Roger Moore's ass, but I think Sean Connery would mop up the floor with him.

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
It depends on which James Bond we're talking about. Harrison Ford would kick Roger Moore's ass, but I think Sean Connery would mop up the floor with him.

It's just the genral character (pertend there was only one Bond).

[SoCalChelle]

Aw man, that's like saying, "Pretend Van Halen only had one singer." LOL :) I can't do it.

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Aw man, that's like saying, "Pretend there was only one singer for Van Halen." LOL :) I can't do it.

There was only one signer of Van Halen. Ok Connery then (since he was the best one).

[SoCalChelle]

Good point! LOL. Ok, in that case, James Bond would win.

[David Van Via]

Who voted Indiana (they where a fool)!

[David Van Via]

My above post was just my personal opinion, if you think Indiana please give a reason.

[Golden AWe]

I love them both so much (Connery and Ford) so it's hard to say...thye were both so grrreat roles.

If it wasn't for this one scene Bond would win easily but this one makes it a close fight: Isn't it one of the coolest scenes in movie history when, was it Temple of Doom or Raiders of the lost ark (Raiders is the best one) where this huge guy appears on front of Indiana on the street, looking for a fight armed with a huge sword, starts to twiddle with it, and looks like Indiana is in truoble...well, he isn't, Indiana just takes his pistol and shoots the guy, and the turn around with that determined look on his face...amazing scene.

Well, Connery made so many good Bond-movies that I might have to vote for him. But a close fight!

Roger Moore? Well, some of his movies were entertaining but the guy himself was a joke. He even needed a stuntman for the running scenes because he ran so much like a woman!

[freak]

James Bond had 'Q' to give him all those gadgets.

James Bond drove hot cars.

James Bond said his name and hot chicks would drop and spread for him.

Indiana Jones was an archaeologist with a bullwhip.

No contest.

Bond wins by KO round 1.

[Don Corleone]

Pussy Galore, that says it all really.

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
I love them both so much (Connery and Ford) so it's hard to say...


There's a sentence you don't read on these boards too often...:D

[Anonymous]

First of all, hello to everybody since I'm new here (I think).

Well technically James Bond COULD beat Indiana using all the gadgets Q gives him, but that would hardly be fair, don't you think? In a one on one fight though, Jonesy would mop the floor with JB, though that would be a very expensive floor cleaner. Not to mention that i doesn't smells exactly lavender. But I digress. Of course, that kind of fight wouldn't happen, since Bond is too gay to leave home without his trinkets. Why, I bet he couldn't even get a girl without the help of his fantastic pen! (What am I saying?)

However, if Bond can rely on Q to help him, it would only be fair if Jones could call for help too. And that help would be none other than... trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (drums rumbling, or sumthin')

GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD!!! ta-da

That's right, none other than the greatest pirate still-wannabe! And with that mighty help, I have no doubt that Indiana would have his ass kicked so bad he'd never leave home again.

Peace.

P.S.: I hate Bond! :mad: I hate him since I saw him jump that broken bridge with his car when I was twelve. it felt like an offense to people's intelligence! Nothing like the plausible tank fight in the Last Crusade. :p

[Dr. Love]

Gah, Threepwood is the greatest.

[David Van Via]

4 each at this point come on people vote. So this arguement can be settled.

[knuckleboner]

no contest.

indiana jones knocks out several people with one punch and can kill 3 germans with just 1 bullet.

plus, his dad is sean connery.

advantage, dr. jones.

[flappo]

..except bond is a martial arts expert and jones ain't

..a swift roundhouse kick to jones' temple

..and it's goodbye indy

[flappo]

..i rest my case

..bullwhip versus walther ppk

..no cuntest

[Bill Lumbergh]

Indy is much more tough, mentally and physically. As has been said, Bond always has some lame ass gadget to save his bacon. Dr. Jones can get out of any tough situation without weapons.........plus Bond is British, so that REALLY puts Indy over the top.

[flappo]

..that would be amusing if it wasn't obv. that yanks are useless at fighting

..cuntpare the sas to the green berets

..no cuntparison

..england 1 , USA 0

[Bill Lumbergh]

GRATE!

[Bill Lumbergh]

"Were coming for you flappo..............."

[Bill Lumbergh]

"fukkin kant!........"

[Bill Lumbergh]

"Cumming?! Did somebody say cumming?! I havent done that since about 81'..............."

[Bill Lumbergh]

"And Dave was gentle oh so gentle............or maybe that was ED's dad............."

[David Van Via]

Flappo I loved The pic of Bond shooting Indie, it was so good I stole it TA.

[gothqueen]

It would definitly depend on who was playing James Bond. But nonetheless, 007 would probably win for his spy weapons and awsome attacks.

[High Life Man]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
Gah, Threepwood is the greatest.

Anyone care for a duel of insults?

I say Lazerby!

[tobinentinc]

James Bond would win by far. He has all of this training in coverty ops and fighting skills. Not to mention all of his awesome gadgets. Bond kicks indy's ass here.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
First of all, hello to everybody since I'm new here (I think).

Well technically James Bond COULD beat Indiana using all the gadgets Q gives him, but that would hardly be fair, don't you think? In a one on one fight though, Jonesy would mop the floor with JB, though that would be a very expensive floor cleaner. Not to mention that i doesn't smells exactly lavender. But I digress. Of course, that kind of fight wouldn't happen, since Bond is too gay to leave home without his trinkets. Why, I bet he couldn't even get a girl without the help of his fantastic pen! (What am I saying?)

However, if Bond can rely on Q to help him, it would only be fair if Jones could call for help too. And that help would be none other than... trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (drums rumbling, or sumthin')

GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD!!! ta-da

That's right, none other than the greatest pirate still-wannabe! And with that mighty help, I have no doubt that Indiana would have his ass kicked so bad he'd never leave home again.

Peace.

P.S.: I hate Bond! :mad: I hate him since I saw him jump that broken bridge with his car when I was twelve. it felt like an offense to people's intelligence! Nothing like the plausible tank fight in the Last Crusade. :p

Looky here! I found my first internet post ever! I'm also very bored, that's why I'm browsing through very old threads.

Can I have it framed and shipped to me?

Cheers! :bottle:

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by David Van Via
We where talking about this and got into an arguement. So can you say who you think would win and give reasons.


Originally posted by David Van Via
My above post was just my personal opinion, if you think Indiana please give a reason.



Originally posted by Don Corleone
Pussy Galore, that says it all really. :rofl:


Jones

All The Way

He kicks ass and takes names

He may be immortal. (see Last Crusade.)

This is NO CONTEST

Peace

[flappo]

neither

austin powers would kick both their asses

[Jimmy Jingles]

Short Round would own all of 'em!

[flappo]

JUDO CHOP !

[DavidLeeNatra]

bond...james bond...

[smithcreww]

NO contest, no question. Indiana Jones any day any time!!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Without gadgets, Indiana Jones.

Bond tends to get out of things by using his watch which is also a WMD.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

A better question would be

James Bond Vs Jack Bauer