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Little Texan
10-21-2009, 05:57 PM
For me it's coleslaw. This is one dish that I've hated since childhood, and I still can't stomach it as an adult. A teacher in school once forced me to eat it and I nearly threw up!

Little Texan
10-21-2009, 05:59 PM
Title should have read "What foods DO you hate".

Candy Girl
10-21-2009, 06:07 PM
Would have to be SpaghettiOs. Ugh, I think they smell like vomit. :barf:

chefcraig
10-21-2009, 06:18 PM
Tofu. How anyone can eat this bland, taste-free bean curd (or crud) and find it enjoyable is beyond my capacity for belief. Look, I had to cook and serve this act against nature as part of my job at one time. No matter what dressing, sauce or cooking technique used, it still retained the composition of the inner liner of an old Converse basketball shoe, with some stuff dumped over it. Besides, who in the hell wants to eat something that comes in rectangular portions, a shape that has a resemblance to nothing else in nature? :puking-smiley:

twonabomber
10-21-2009, 06:49 PM
tuna...ugh. sauerkraut...double ugh.

i don't eat cole slaw either, but when i was 17 and workin' in the chicken joint (best damn chicken in the state!) i had to make cole slaw from scratch and from what i was told it was good.

as for beverages...tea (iced or otherwise) and coffee are out. not now, not ever.

Nitro Express
10-21-2009, 07:12 PM
Brussle sprouts, liver, and rank pussy.

chefcraig
10-21-2009, 07:20 PM
Brussle sprouts, liver, and rank pussy.

Yeah, I tend to avoid that one when I'm in line at the buffet at Morison's Cafeteria. :biggrin:

jhale667
10-21-2009, 08:42 PM
Coconut and Sesame Seeds. On, or in....anything. Fuckin' YUCK. :barf:

sadaist
10-21-2009, 08:58 PM
For me it's coleslaw. This is one dish that I've hated since childhood, and I still can't stomach it as an adult. A teacher in school once forced me to eat it and I nearly threw up!

I agree with the coleslaw. I also don't like pickled beets or kiwi fruits. However, I can eat anything if I have to. Like if at a fancy dinner, I can eat something that is served if it would be rude not too.

Went on a cruise ship and since the food was free, we ordered a dish of escargot. Ewww. I figured why not. I'll never pay for them and here's a chance to try them for free. Not bad actually. Just tasted like mushrooms in a lot of butter & garlic. It's just the thought of what they are that you have to clear out.

Same with Chorizo. Awesome flavor, just do not read the ingredients.

twonabomber
10-21-2009, 09:04 PM
However, I can eat anything if I have to. Like if at a fancy dinner, I can eat something that is served if it would be rude not too.


it's one thing if something is on the table, you don't like it and don't take any of it...but if it ends up on your plate then yeah that may be rude to not eat it.

i forgot about coconut. never liked it.

lesfunk
10-21-2009, 09:32 PM
lobster

standin
10-21-2009, 09:56 PM
Burnt foods are not good eats.
Except for burnt marshmallows when camping.

Nickdfresh
10-21-2009, 10:20 PM
I think I love almost everything mentioned, especially really good coleslaw! :biggrin:

But anything internal organ sort of makes me want to hurl. Liver is awful, and I'm not a big fan of lamb either. Way too gamey for me...

FORD
10-21-2009, 10:25 PM
Anything with High Fructose Corn Poison in it.

Not a big fan of any sort of squash either. And the one thing I ever agreed with Poppy Bush about was the foulness of broccoli - but if it's chopped really small, and either stir-fried with lots of garlic and chili paste, or buried in a curry, I can eat it.

chefcraig
10-21-2009, 10:52 PM
I think I love almost everything mentioned, especially really good coleslaw! :biggrin:

But anything internal organ sort of makes me want to hurl. Liver is awful, and I'm not a big fan of lamb either. Way too gamey for me...

What, you like tofu? To me, the stuff looks like Elmer's Glue poured into a soap mold. And in my opinion, the actual taste isn't all that far from the previous description. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-sick-smileys-1050.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Smoking-Smileys/)


http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/4058/aaaatufshilst.jpg (http://img26.imageshack.us/i/aaaatufshilst.jpg/)

FORD
10-21-2009, 11:17 PM
What, you like tofu? To me, the stuff looks like Elmer's Glue poured into a soap mold. And in my opinion, the actual taste isn't all that far from the previous description. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-sick-smileys-1050.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Smoking-Smileys/)


http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/4058/aaaatufshilst.jpg (http://img26.imageshack.us/i/aaaatufshilst.jpg/)

I never thought tofu really had much of a taste at all, really. It's another one of those things that I can eat stir-fried, but don't go out of my way to do so. I've heard you can use it as a scrambled egg substitute, but I never tried it.

Little Texan
10-21-2009, 11:33 PM
Tofu is one of them foods that I've never had any desire to try as it doesn't look very appetizing.

chefcraig
10-21-2009, 11:34 PM
I never thought tofu really had much of a taste at all, really. It's another one of those things that I can eat stir-fried, but don't go out of my way to do so. I've heard you can use it as a scrambled egg substitute, but I never tried it.

That is the very essence of the product, one which was harped upon me in it's preparation: "It absorbs the flavors in which it is surrounded with".

HUH? http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-confused-smileys-718.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Confused-Smileys/)

By that logic, 5 for a buck Ramen noodles absorb the flavor put into them, yet at least the noodles are edible if you add Worcestershire, chicken bullion or some stolen sauce packets from Taco Bell. And you still don't end up with chunks of an un-Earthly substance in the middle of your plate when you sit down to eat and watch Sportscenter. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-scared-smileys-707.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Sad-Smileys/)

standin
10-21-2009, 11:37 PM
Tufo is like oatmeal. you can shape as you choose.

rocknrolldork
10-21-2009, 11:53 PM
oatmeal
brussel sprouts
pickles
liver
deer meat
chitlins
any type of fritter or cheap fried tenderloin
squid
saurkraut
gyros

jhale667
10-22-2009, 12:05 AM
Just say this to yourself once. Slowly. :biggrin:


Vegan mango cheesecake


Hate it already...:lmao:

Kidding...not a tofu fan either, though..

chefcraig
10-22-2009, 12:11 AM
Tufo is like oatmeal. you can shape as you choose.

So is Play Doh. Doesn't mean you can eat the shit. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-scared-smileys-742.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Mad-Smileys/)

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/2352/aaaplay.gif (http://img42.imageshack.us/i/aaaplay.gif/)

FORD
10-22-2009, 12:15 AM
That is the very essence of the product, one which was harped upon me in it's preparation: "It absorbs the flavors in which it is surrounded with".

HUH? http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-confused-smileys-718.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Confused-Smileys/)

By that logic, 5 for a buck Ramen noodles absorb the flavor put into them, yet at least the noodles are edible if you add Worcestershire, chicken bullion or some stolen sauce packets from Taco Bell. And you still don't end up with chunks of an un-Earthly substance in the middle of your plate when you sit down to eat and watch Sportscenter. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-scared-smileys-707.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Sad-Smileys/)

Nah, the best sauce for making Ramen noodles edible is this stuff........

http://culturewizard.rw-3llc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/sriracha.jpg

jhale667
10-22-2009, 12:16 AM
I looooove sushi - just hold the ****ing sesame, please! :tongue0011:

Dan
10-22-2009, 12:20 AM
Chicken Feet.:D

Little Texan
10-22-2009, 01:42 AM
I looooove sushi - just hold the ****ing sesame, please! :tongue0011:

Me too! There is a Chinese restaurant close to where I live that has a sushi bar. When they opened up a few months back, I had never eaten sushi in my life, and I had negative preconceived notions about it. Well, I tried some on my first visit there and was hooked from then on! I like the eel sushi, raw salmon sushi, and the cream cheese and jalapeno roll. I don't care much for the California roll since I don't like cucumber.

Nitro Express
10-22-2009, 01:55 AM
Pickled pig's feet
Mexican sardines
Stinky French cheese
Raw sea urchin
Sea cucumber
Fried jellyfish
Squid fried in it's own ink
Brains of any kind
Most Peruvian cusine
chitlins with the shit still there

Nitro Express
10-22-2009, 01:56 AM
Caviar. Yes, I paid the big money for Beluga in St. Petersburg. Tasted like bad pussy.

GO-SPURS-GO
10-22-2009, 03:43 AM
Nah, the best sauce for making Ramen noodles edible is this stuff........

http://culturewizard.rw-3llc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/sriracha.jpg


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FORD, I didn't realize German people liked hot stuff? This stuff is crazy hot! :yikes:

GO-SPURS-GO
10-22-2009, 03:44 AM
Peas
Kimchi (My wife is Korean, and when she eats that rotted cabbage I wont kiss her for days)
Most things that Andrew Zimmern eats. :barf:

Jesus Christ
10-22-2009, 03:50 AM
Lamb....I'll never eat it again!

First, with all that "Lamb of God" stuff in the Scriptures, I'd feel almost like a cannibal doing it, and then there's the whole psychological thing, given how that Passover seder ended when I was on Earth

(Ye would know that as "the Last Supper")

Coyote
10-22-2009, 04:38 AM
Any meat dish that substitutes the meat for soy...

Nickdfresh
10-22-2009, 04:42 AM
And yeah Chef, I like tofu. Even plain Jane tofu with no flavorings gently sauteed with various spices that are absorbed through cooking...

GO-SPURS-GO
10-22-2009, 04:43 AM
So is Play Doh. Doesn't mean you can eat the shit. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-scared-smileys-742.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Mad-Smileys/)

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/2352/aaaplay.gif (http://img42.imageshack.us/i/aaaplay.gif/)


:biggrin:

Nickdfresh
10-22-2009, 04:46 AM
Pickled pig's feet
Mexican sardines
Stinky French cheese
Raw sea urchin
Sea cucumber
Fried jellyfish
Squid fried in it's own ink
Brains of any kind
Most Peruvian cusine
chitlins with the shit still there

I here ya' on the pickled pigs feet, completely not appetizing and I wonder with ethnicity desperate to stave off starvation inflicted that onto the supermarket meat shelf? I'm thinking it's German-Polish. Raw sea urchin tastes what I imagine to be piss too, and brains or any other internal organ is just completely nauseating. Although I understand beef brains sandwiches were a delicacy in the 19th cent. Chicago meat packing yards...

But as for the Peruvian cuisine, I'd kill for decent Peruvian chicken!

standin
10-22-2009, 07:58 AM
So is Play Doh. Doesn't mean you can eat the shit. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-scared-smileys-742.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Mad-Smileys/)

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/2352/aaaplay.gif (http://img42.imageshack.us/i/aaaplay.gif/)
Ahh see theres the problem you had store bought. No nutritional value what so ever. :tongue0011:

Edible Play Dough Recipe (http://www.grouprecipes.com/54861/edible-play-dough.html)



Edible Chocolate Play Dough Recipe (http://www.grouprecipes.com/97564/edible-chocolate-play-dough.html)

How to make tofu (http://www.brendajwiley.com/making_tofu.html#directions)
http://www.bryannaclarkgrogan.com/i/WinterSpring08/tn_mushroom_and_leek_tofu_016.jpg
Yum!

binnie
10-22-2009, 08:07 AM
Most fruit.

Not so much a taste thing, as a texture. That being said, I force myself to eat at least three pieces a day. Morning bananna is low point.

standin
10-22-2009, 08:22 AM
I was drinking coffee when I read that! :lmao:
So eating the banana is tough for ya!
Maybe, if you ate it slow and held it your hand in a different way.....
I am sooo sorry... Your eating a banana has me rolling!
Maybe, if you ate it whole and just swallowed, it would go down better.
OMG. I am so sorry, Bennie.:ashamed: :biggrin:
This probably will not help make banana eating easier for you.
It took all my effort to quit laughing and type that....:hee:
Tells us more about your banana eating experiences!
Never mind, it's best kept to your self!
Joshing!!!
OMG, there is a million inappropriate jokes in that one sentence!

It is a known fact, Bennie does not like eating his fruits.

Seshmeister
10-22-2009, 08:23 AM
Most fruit.

Not so much a taste thing, as a texture.


Could be a genetic problem.

Have you tried deep frying it? :D

thome
10-22-2009, 12:00 PM
I cannot eat Zuccini or Okra; boiled/fried, it looks like snot rockets on the plate...bleech..

cut it up and put it in some, Sweepote LA, Gumbo and I can't get enough of it..funny huh?

I don't eat Dikk either, or Balls, I have never been that hungry....

Before some Comedy comes a call'n with, but what if they cut up the D&B and put it ina Gumbo....fukkoff...:tongue0011:

THEDOCTOR
10-22-2009, 12:00 PM
Liver,Kidneys,gizzards.........fucking disgusting. Brains,intestines,tongue,bull balls....wtf ? just give me a fuckin burger!

Anonymous
10-22-2009, 12:16 PM
Vegan mango cheesecake

What?????

Never, ever has anything sounded so wrong... :lol:

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
10-22-2009, 12:18 PM
So is Play Doh. Doesn't mean you can eat the shit. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-scared-smileys-742.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Mad-Smileys/)

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/2352/aaaplay.gif (http://img42.imageshack.us/i/aaaplay.gif/)

I know this guy who knows this guy who knows this guy that used to eat Play Doh when he was a kid.

He's a vegan nowadays.

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
10-22-2009, 12:25 PM
Lamb....I'll never eat it again!

First, with all that "Lamb of God" stuff in the Scriptures, I'd feel almost like a cannibal doing it, and then there's the whole psychological thing, given how that Passover seder ended when I was on Earth

(Ye would know that as "the Last Supper")

Not to mention it gives you heartburn.

Dunno about your own Cuntries, maybe it is too, but here in Portugal it's tradition to eat lamb on Easter Sunday. A bunch of us always get together and go out into the country and eat a whole lamb on that weekend.

Or used to, because I got tired of always having heartburn once a year, and jihaded them all to change tradition. Many agreed, and soon only one or two insisted on eating lamb.

Now we eat pork.

Much better.

Cheers! :bottle:

Guitar Shark
10-22-2009, 12:26 PM
Liver.

One of my worst memories as a kid is the time my mother forced us to eat liver and onions. She added bacon to the dish and it actually put me off bacon for a while.

Never, ever again will I eat liver. The smell alone is enough to make me vomit.

Anonymous
10-22-2009, 12:28 PM
What is so wrong about that, pray tell?

Well, it's vegan. And a cheesecake with MANGO on it.

I like mango. But a cheesecake made from/with mango? Fruit salad, alright...

Next thing we know, it'll be vegan chocolate mousse made with tofu and soy beans only. :hee:

Cheers! :bottle:

Guitar Shark
10-22-2009, 12:29 PM
I like mango and I like cheesecake. The "vegan" part is the part I would have a hard time getting used to. No milk, butter, etc....

One of my cousins is a vegan and every Thanksgiving she brings a vegan pumpkin pie and tries to convince everyone to eat it. She always says it tastes better than the real thing. I tried it once, and I think she's crazy.

Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

Anonymous
10-22-2009, 12:36 PM
Well, there's the problem right there. She tries to sell it as "better than the real thing". That's just crazy talk. How can something be better than the real thing?

Only if you convince yourself.

One example, ever tried those new milks with all those vitamins and extra calcium added to them? Taste like crap! And carton milk is not the same as real milk, either.

Anyone with working taste buds knows that the real, unmodified thing is always better.

Back to the genetically engineered pumpkin pie, if she had convinced you to eat it without that lame pitch line, maybe it wouldn't have been so disappointed.

Then again, it's vegan, so you probably would.

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
10-22-2009, 12:41 PM
I'm going to order lunch from a Thai vegetarian place and get the red curry "duck." :biggrin:

Dear Gawd! You're replacing DUCK with something you can't tell properly from where it came??? Sweet, tasty, delicious, heavenly duck???

Woman, could you be any more vile? :lol:

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
10-22-2009, 12:48 PM
Oh, that was cruel... care to twist the knife a little more? :hee:

Cheers! :bottle:

Coyote
10-22-2009, 12:50 PM
Next thing we know, it'll be vegan chocolate mousse made with tofu and soy beans only. :hee:

Oh Jesus, Sylicker... :barf:

Anonymous
10-22-2009, 12:50 PM
Well, I am going to have a nice cheese & smoked ham sandwich. And chase with some black coffee, the real stuff.

Wanna make a contest on who'll live longer?

I get a 20 year handicap because I drink whisky like a camel drinks water. Only much more often.

Cheers! :bottle:

hideyoursheep
10-22-2009, 12:55 PM
Cottage cheese.


Chicken fried steak. WTF is that all about?

Fish Sticks or chicken nuggets.

And anything with chef Boy-Ar-Dee on the label. I can fuck up pasta with ketchup on my own.


Oh yeah..:hagar3::019:

Anonymous
10-22-2009, 12:56 PM
Speaking of being vile and cruel, (you bracing yourself for this?) have you heard of or seen anyone having live lobster sashimi? The poor thing is served on a plate with its tentacles moving while its body is split open with its meat cut up and diners are eating from its back. :(

Aw man... that's even more wrong than tofu cheesecake!

I LOVE sashimi, but eating a LIVE ANIMAL???

I'll even go so far as to eat nearly raw cow meat, dripping with blood, but let's be humane about this! Make sure you animal is properly KILLED when you eat it.

Those people should be thrown to the lions, with their jugular protected, so the lions can't kill them right away, and are forced to start eating them while still alive.

See if they'd like that.

There are very, VERY sick people in this world.

Cheers! :bottle:

hideyoursheep
10-22-2009, 01:00 PM
Hot dogs.


Marshmallows.


bologna.


Candy canes.

Cincinnati style chili....there's chocolate in it, and it smells like old Arabian feet.

Coyote
10-22-2009, 01:00 PM
Well, I am going to have a nice cheese & smoked ham sandwich. And chase with some black coffee, the real stuff.

Wanna make a contest on who'll live longer?

I get a 20 year handicap because I drink whisky like a camel drinks water. Only much more often.

Cheers! :bottle:

I think I'll go out and get me a double-cheeseburger with bacon and fried eggs... with some fries on the side.

Guitar Shark
10-22-2009, 01:13 PM
it smells like old Arabian feet.

:rofl:

Guitar Shark
10-22-2009, 01:41 PM
I read that some former cannibals were interviewed about Spam, and they said its taste is the closest to human flesh. YIKES!

I grew up in Hawaii where spam is actually a very popular food, but I never understood the attraction.

Meat in a can is almost never a good idea.

hideyoursheep
10-22-2009, 03:21 PM
I grew up in Hawaii where spam is actually a very popular food, but I never understood the attraction.

Meat in a can is almost never a good idea.


It had something to do with it being the only meat they could get out there, I think..:umm:

FORD
10-22-2009, 04:47 PM
One of my cousins is a vegan and every Thanksgiving she brings a vegan pumpkin pie and tries to convince everyone to eat it. She always says it tastes better than the real thing. I tried it once, and I think she's crazy.

Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

Does she ever bring the Tofurky?

http://www.greengrownandsexy.com/wp-content/2008/11/tofurkey420.jpg

sonrisa salvaje
10-22-2009, 05:19 PM
i hate grits. It is big here but yuck.

sonrisa salvaje
10-22-2009, 05:40 PM
It is kind of like cream of wheat but it is thicker. All i know is that if you eat it you have to use butter and salt/pepper to make it edible. As a kid in school, i used to let it get cold so that it hardened; then you could throw it like a frisbee.

standin
10-22-2009, 10:04 PM
Grits are only good when cooked in huge batches. And they are very perishable. They do not make leftovers nor do they save for late comers.

thome
10-22-2009, 10:34 PM
What is/are grits? There used to be a show called Alice in which there's a character who always says, "Kiss my grits!" I didn't now grits is/are food.

Btw, is "grits" singular or plural?

Polenta is Grits by a different name.

Grits is Polenta.

Ground Corn Meal..Hydrated in water or chicken stock and butter.

Cream of Wheat is Wheat as stated, Grits/Polenta is Corn Meal.

"Kiss my grits" is a refference to, Kiss My Ass...politely on national Television.

ThrillsNSpills
10-22-2009, 10:44 PM
I grew up in Hawaii where spam is actually a very popular food, but I never understood the attraction.

Meat in a can is almost never a good idea.

I did a commercial parody in college for something called Armour Potted Meat Food Product. Its ingredients were Mechanically Separated Chicken, Beef Tripe, Partially Defatted Cooked Beef Fatty Tissue, Beef Hearts, Water, Partially Defatted Cooked Pork Fatty Tissue, Pork Brain, Salt. Less than 2 percent: Mustard, Natural Flavorings, Dried Garlic, Dextrose, Sodium Erythorbate, Sodium Nitrite.

scrumptuous:barf:

thome
10-22-2009, 10:45 PM
Grits are only good when cooked in huge batches.

Grits are great in tiny little batches.




And they are very perishable.

Grits last forever and can easily be reheated.




They do not make leftovers nor do they save for late comers.


If you take the "wonderfull left over grits" and fry a small amount of onions and mix that in with a small amount of corn starch, you can make patties like little pillows of goodness and fry them in canola oil.
Put them on your plate and drizzle just a bit of Honey on them and just be happy as a happy happy.

Or look across the table at Blaze, and throw the whole plate in her nagging face.

Two uses for left over Grits.


:biggrin:

ThrillsNSpills
10-22-2009, 11:00 PM
No tongue loaf for me.

I don't want to taste anything that's gonna taste me back.


if it's food.




now, back to the Grits Wars baybehhhhhh:hitch:

Little Texan
10-22-2009, 11:11 PM
Polenta is Grits by a different name.

Ground Corn Meal..Hydrated in water or chicken stock and butter.

Grits/Polenta is Corn Meal.



Close, but not exactly. Actually, grits is ground hominy. What's wrong with you today, thome? You're making sense!

thome
10-22-2009, 11:28 PM
Close, but not exactly. Actually, grits is ground hominy. What's wrong with you today, thome? You're making sense!

Polenta is Grits, Grits are Polenta, both are ground corn....


Hominy is a thing done to corn.........I think it it bleached in some alkaline I don't remember....

thus Hominy Grits whiter than polenta, wich is also grits, by another name.

I guess you could also have granite grits... or sand..

Grits means small granuals...as in Blaze got Polenta in her bikini bottoms and is chaffing, need lotion...soon

standin
10-23-2009, 06:58 AM
Grits are great in tiny little batches.


Nope, they loose depth. Instant grits are not grits.



Grits last forever and can easily be reheated.

The starch in grits makes them congeal when cool. Grits and gravy is dog feed after cooled.






If you take the "wonderfully left over grits" and fry a small amount of onions and mix that in with a small amount of corn starch, you can make patties like little pillows of goodness and fry them in canola oil.
Put them on your plate and drizzle just a bit of Honey on them and just be happy as a happy happy.

If you have to add corn starch to grits to from patties after they are cooled, you added too much water the first time and had soup not grits.


Or look across the table at Blaze, and throw the whole plate in her nagging face.

You have petty violent tendencies.


Two uses for left over Grits.

Only use for left over grits is livestock and animal feed. But that explains why you do think it edible food stuffs. :cato2:



:biggrin:

standin
10-23-2009, 07:06 AM
Yellow grits include the whole kernel, while white grits use hulled kernels. Grits is prepared by simply boiling the ground kernels into a porridge; normally it is boiled until enough water evaporates to leave it semi-solid.

Grits - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grits)

thome
10-23-2009, 09:37 AM
You have petty violent tendencies.

Kicking The Stall All Night.




Only use for left over grits is livestock and animal feed. But that explains why you do think it edible food stuffs.

Thanks Blaze, some women have testified to the just the same.

Now get in the kitchen and Rattle those Pots and Pans.....

Panamark
10-23-2009, 10:12 AM
Didja all get your Grits ??

I dont mind grits, mixed in with one of those humoungous
meals you guys call breakfast :)

Food I cant handle.... Offal.... or is it Offel ?

Brains, kidneys, liver, tripe, tongue etc etc
basically the scottish diet ( lets see if Sesh is reading !!)

Discarded slaughterhouse animal organs, basically...

I'll eat just about anything else

Seshmeister
10-23-2009, 10:18 AM
Food I cant handle.... Offal.... or is it Offel ?

Brains, kidneys, liver, tripe, tongue etc etc
basically the scottish diet ( lets see if Sesh is reading !!)


Only in haggis!

The rest of the time these days everyone lives on curry and chips(fries). :)

Seshmeister
10-23-2009, 10:20 AM
I ate an ostrich once.

It was a bit chewy.

I knew a South African doctor who used to eat zebra which seemed wrong although it was hard to say why.

sonrisa salvaje
10-23-2009, 10:25 AM
The hardest thing to eat is your words and the hardest thing to swallow is your pride. Thank you for viewing this philosophical message. You may go back to your grits. ;)

chefcraig
10-23-2009, 10:32 AM
I ate an ostrich once.

It was a bit chewy.

There is a line frequently used in the United States when describing unfamiliar foodstuffs: "It tastes like chicken!". The fact is nine times out of ten the food holds no resemblance at all to chicken, but aptly describes the limits of North American imagination when it comes to the palate.

"Frog legs? Tastes like chicken.
"Alligator? Just like chicken.
"Buffalo testicles? Yup, tastes just like chicken." http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-ashamed-smileys-705.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Music-Smileys/)

SparkieD
10-23-2009, 10:35 AM
Al Green and the Grits Incident

Al Green Grits (http://panachereport.com/channels/old_school_update/AlGreenGrits.htm)

standin
10-23-2009, 11:38 AM
Kicking The Stall All Night.





Thanks Blaze, some women have testified to the just the same.

Now get in the kitchen and Rattle those Pots and Pans.....

Though you are obviously chattel, you are not my chattel.
And I do not need cook house chattel.
Do not listen for my pans to rattle and call your name.
Find someone else's cook house to feed from. :indifferent0020:

standin
10-23-2009, 11:43 AM
Speaking of North American tastes, why must the food we eat be so sweet? I was starving a few minutes, so I went to the employees' break room to buy instant oatmeal from the vending machine. Ugh! There's no HFCS in it, but it's nauseating sweet.

You should try, Southern sweet tea at fast food joints when it is fresh brewed. :barf:
It is syrup in a cup.

thome
10-23-2009, 11:45 AM
Al Green and the Grits Incident

Al Green Grits (http://panachereport.com/channels/old_school_update/AlGreenGrits.htm)

My X and I had a game for a while. I would pour ice cold water over the shower curtain while she was in there, and she would sneek up on me and do the same.

Noone gets hurt it's all in fun..there were no grits involved.

I would say Mary should have found some Wonderfull Uses for Left Over Grits and not worry about using all the hot grits today/immediatley.

The Bitch.

thome
10-23-2009, 11:48 AM
Originally Posted by thome: Now get in the kitchen and Rattle those Pots and Pans.....




Though you are obviously chattel, you are not my chattel.
And I do not need cook house chattel.
Do not listen for my pans to rattle and call your name.
Find someone else's cook house to feed from. :indifferent0020:

You Won't Do Noth'n To Save Your Doggone Soul.......

standin
10-23-2009, 11:53 AM
My soul is at God's mercy, not some person that equates and relishes himself an animal.

thome
10-23-2009, 12:22 PM
My soul is at God's mercy, not some person that equates and relishes himself an animal.

You make me Rolls my eyes and Grits mah Teeth...

another fine use for left over grits..

thome
10-23-2009, 01:15 PM
I am sure you guys have heard of this these are perhaps practiced in certain countries without scientific research...like.... How's come, the so and so's never develop this or that ....

Some say it is because of this new classification of, Functional Foods.

Functional Foods seems to be foods when combined with another food become a super compound, that cannot be found anywhere else in nature .

Or, they are stand alone compounds not found in any other food that is a essential.

Maybe you should choke down your ...cauliflower, broccol,i even if it isn't one of your favorites..


A large body of credible scientific research is needed to confirm the benefits of any particular food or component. For functional foods to deliver their potential public health benefits, consumers must have a clear understanding of, and a strong confidence level in, the scientific criteria that are used to document health effects and claims. The scientific community continues to increase its understanding of the potential for functional foods and their role in health.

linkie follows

What is Functional Food? (http://www.tacara.com.my/what_is_functional_food.html)

tacara (http://www.tacara.com.my/tacara.html)

Live Long and Prosper and a Happy New Year....from the thomiepoo

Seshmeister
10-23-2009, 01:33 PM
My X and I had a game for a while. I would pour ice cold water over the shower curtain while she was in there, and she would sneek up on me and do the same.

Noone gets hurt it's all in fun..

I would get extremely hurt, maybe even hospitalized if I tried that... :)

thome
10-23-2009, 01:46 PM
I would get extremely hurt, maybe even hospitalized if I tried that... :)


It has to be done in fun and with a correct aproach not in malice..

Or it could escalate to Grits.

sonrisa salvaje
10-23-2009, 02:41 PM
You should try, Southern sweet tea at fast food joints when it is fresh brewed. :barf:
It is syrup in a cup.

I'll definitely attest to that.

GAR
10-24-2009, 01:02 AM
Speaking of being vile and cruel, (you bracing yourself for this?) have you heard of or seen anyone having live lobster sashimi? The poor thing is served on a plate with its tentacles moving while its body is split open with its meat cut up and diners are eating from its back. :(

Sounds like what the Chocklit Jimmy Carter and his Democratic Party are doing to this country!

Little Texan
10-30-2009, 05:09 PM
To get this back on topic, I thought of a couple more foods that I hate: Sauerkraut and green or sweet peas. :barf:

Reverberator
10-30-2009, 07:00 PM
A diarrhea wrap with a spunk dressing always makes me barf...

No wait.... I larve it ...especially since I turned gay recently.

Little Texan
10-30-2009, 07:35 PM
A diarrhea wrap with a spunk dressing always makes me barf...

No wait.... I larve it ...especially since I turned gay recently.

You should quit eating at Taco Bell, then! :biggrin:

Nitro Express
10-31-2009, 08:10 PM
I grew up in Hawaii where spam is actually a very popular food, but I never understood the attraction.

Meat in a can is almost never a good idea.

Since you mentioned Hawaii I will add poi to my list. That stuff is horrible!

Sensible Shoes
10-31-2009, 10:51 PM
Have I stumbled on Ladies' Night here?

Sensible Shoes
11-02-2009, 07:03 AM
Why do mashed potatos turn in to paste when reheated in the microwave? they are never the same.

Sensible Shoes
11-04-2009, 07:22 AM
I shall add the list everything i ever have to cook in this house. I eat it, but boy these people never eat ANYTHING good.