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10-28-2009, 01:01 PM
Possibly The Saddest Thing Ever: Rat Stuck In Sidewalk: Gothamist: New York City News, Food, Arts & Events (http://mobile.gothamist.com/2009/10/23/possibly_the_saddest_thing_ever_rat.php)
Possibly The Saddest Thing Ever: Rat Stuck In Sidewalk
By Jen Chung on Oct 23, 2009
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Reader Wayne took this original photograph
Reader Wayne sent us this photograph and explains, "I was walking along and texting. Not really paying that much attention. Then something caught my eye. I thought I was about to step in dog shit, but quickly realized it was a rat stuck in the sidewalk. A big rat. It had tried to squeeze through a crack in the sidewalk and failed."
Update: Another reader created the second photograph in the gallery, adding, "hopefully this makes it a little better!"
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/9528/200910toosoon.jpg
Jonny created this to make us feel better
We are still awaiting a reply from Wayne to ask if he tried to help the little guy (or gal) out, where it was located and whether we needed to send out a rescue squad. And if you want to pass the time with some Photoshopped sad rat images... well, you can send them to tips@gothamist.com and we'll compile them into a gallery later.
Update 7:50 p.m.: We've added some of the rat-in-sidewalk Photoshops—if you're not doing anything this Friday night, send 'em our way!
Update 10/24: More Photoshopped Sad Rat photographs here, plus a poll asking what you would do if you saw a rat emerging from a sidewalk. And Wayne got back to our questions. He says, "It was on my block on the Upper West Side. 82nd Street between CPW and Columbus. I thought it was alive, but after getting up the nerve to poke it with a (long) stick, I realized he was dead. I did what any wonderful caring masculine New Yorker would do, I told the doorman about it and ran off to work. That night the sidewalk with spic and span. I hear the Eulogy was beautiful and moved some to tears."
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Here's the link for the expanded trapped rat gallery. In my opinion, the first joke was the best (it usually is).
Sad Rat In Sidewalk Forever: Gothamist: New York City News, Food, Arts & Events (http://mobile.gothamist.com/2009/10/24/sad_rat_in_sidewalk_forever.php)
Cheers! :bottle:
Possibly The Saddest Thing Ever: Rat Stuck In Sidewalk
By Jen Chung on Oct 23, 2009
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/9321/200910saddestthingever.jpg
Reader Wayne took this original photograph
Reader Wayne sent us this photograph and explains, "I was walking along and texting. Not really paying that much attention. Then something caught my eye. I thought I was about to step in dog shit, but quickly realized it was a rat stuck in the sidewalk. A big rat. It had tried to squeeze through a crack in the sidewalk and failed."
Update: Another reader created the second photograph in the gallery, adding, "hopefully this makes it a little better!"
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/9528/200910toosoon.jpg
Jonny created this to make us feel better
We are still awaiting a reply from Wayne to ask if he tried to help the little guy (or gal) out, where it was located and whether we needed to send out a rescue squad. And if you want to pass the time with some Photoshopped sad rat images... well, you can send them to tips@gothamist.com and we'll compile them into a gallery later.
Update 7:50 p.m.: We've added some of the rat-in-sidewalk Photoshops—if you're not doing anything this Friday night, send 'em our way!
Update 10/24: More Photoshopped Sad Rat photographs here, plus a poll asking what you would do if you saw a rat emerging from a sidewalk. And Wayne got back to our questions. He says, "It was on my block on the Upper West Side. 82nd Street between CPW and Columbus. I thought it was alive, but after getting up the nerve to poke it with a (long) stick, I realized he was dead. I did what any wonderful caring masculine New Yorker would do, I told the doorman about it and ran off to work. That night the sidewalk with spic and span. I hear the Eulogy was beautiful and moved some to tears."
* * * * *
Here's the link for the expanded trapped rat gallery. In my opinion, the first joke was the best (it usually is).
Sad Rat In Sidewalk Forever: Gothamist: New York City News, Food, Arts & Events (http://mobile.gothamist.com/2009/10/24/sad_rat_in_sidewalk_forever.php)
Cheers! :bottle: