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Sensible Shoes
10-31-2009, 07:52 PM
Hello it's Shoes, I forgot my password, what email I used, etc, but it is definitely Shoes.

Be gentle, it's been over a year. I've come home to my loving family!

Golden AWe
10-31-2009, 07:55 PM
Flash'em!!!

Sarge's Little Helper
10-31-2009, 08:03 PM
Hi Shoes, Sensible Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army. The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!

Sensible Shoes
10-31-2009, 08:21 PM
Thank God for Awe - my other welcome back is from a fuckin' bot.

FORD
10-31-2009, 08:26 PM
About fucking time :biggrin:

Diamondjimi
10-31-2009, 11:03 PM
Welcome the fuck back! :biggrin:

Sensible Shoes
10-31-2009, 11:31 PM
Thank you thank you. I do, however, want my original screen name back - I had a much higher status that recruit when I left. Earned through the hard work of stalking Grimsdale and conversing endlessly with Arielle the bot.

letsrock
10-31-2009, 11:51 PM
Good to see you again. How have you been?

John

Sensible Shoes
10-31-2009, 11:53 PM
So so John - How bout you?

Nickdfresh
11-01-2009, 12:01 AM
Hi Shoes. Good to see you back in here.

Sincerely,

Fresh, NickD....

Sensible Shoes
11-01-2009, 12:07 AM
Hello former Neighbro! Did you ever get back to Eden? I have left Psycho neighbor behind....

letsrock
11-01-2009, 12:07 AM
So so John - How bout you?

Doing as best i can. Staying busy working 2 full time jobs again.

Dan
11-01-2009, 12:15 AM
Welcome Back From The Crew Of The Sheep Pen.:D

Sensible Shoes
11-01-2009, 12:21 AM
Saluting all sheep!!!!

GAR
11-01-2009, 12:28 AM
Lookin' good! Looking veeeeery good, actually... welcome back

Diamondjimi
11-01-2009, 12:50 AM
Hey, since you're back. Why not catch up on a few things GAR's been up to in your absence... ;)
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/1383569-post68.html

standin
11-01-2009, 12:56 AM
:welcomeflowrs:

Sensible Shoes
11-01-2009, 12:56 AM
Hello James! Good to see you. Business as usual I see.

Sensible Shoes
11-01-2009, 01:18 AM
OK so I have a great story for you. Back in June, we took Emily to the Irish Setter National Specialty in Lancaster PA. We were doing well, but had no hope of doing more than an award of merit at this thing. Big doings.

One of the items that went into my suitcase was the purse I'd taken to all of the VH concerts we went to in 2007. It was full of the black, white and blue confetti. AND THANK GOD.

The day before we were supposed to show, I discovered my handler had a tattoo on his ankle. (Yes, a dog show handler who is not gay, and in fact has a hot wife.) Yes, this is cool - but the fucking tattoo is of the CABO WABO CHICKEN. I freaked on him. He of course thought I was mad, swore to God it had nothing to do with Hagar, just that they went to the bar on vacation and had a great time - I mean the guy is only 26 - and had no idea how important this was to me - but this bad mojo was more than I could stand. After long thought, I forced him to put the concert confetti in his shirt pocket during breed to counteract the bridge troll drone bad mojo - and apparently it worked....

.....cause we won the fucking ISCA National Specialty!!!!!

NEVER underestimate the power of DDLR.

Guitar Shark
11-01-2009, 02:17 AM
There is a Cabo Wabo Chicken?

Welcome back!

FORD
11-01-2009, 02:39 AM
There is a Cabo Wabo Chicken?


Must be where Spammy got the name for his current band?

Golden AWe
11-01-2009, 04:42 AM
Oh yeah, besides proper cuntversation all around the forums Shoes also managed to be one of the few female writers that had the guts to challenge Dump Meisters (in a positive way) in the Dump, and actually make most of us go on our knees...especially Grimsdale! What can I say, welcome back and

HI DE HO!!!

Sensible Shoes
11-01-2009, 09:02 AM
Ah yes, I miss my Grimmy.

However, I must say, that Kat Deilly is now hosting some TV show here in the US, and I have discovered that I shall never be that hot, and therefore, Grimsdale shall never be mine. It was quite a blow.

Nickdfresh
11-01-2009, 09:19 AM
Hello former Neighbro! Did you ever get back to Eden? I have left Psycho neighbor behind....

In O.P. actually, I've left psycho Eden behind...:)

How's Springfield treating you?

Sensible Shoes
11-01-2009, 10:21 AM
Well, let's see. I'm unemployed, my van is in the shop and probably terminal, I'm living with friends and have pretty much lost my mind.

So all in all, Pretty well!

Sensible Shoes
11-01-2009, 10:22 AM
I must say, I had to come back because Facebook was just too fucking nice all the time. I have to have someplace to be passive aggressive in public.

Sensible Shoes
11-01-2009, 11:10 AM
Must be where Spammy got the name for his current band?

That's what I gathered. What an appropriate image for him.

ZahZoo
11-01-2009, 11:48 AM
What a nice suprise to see who's back!!

LMAO Cabo Wabo Chicken taken down by DDLR Confetti!! A classic in the making!!

Welcome back Shoes!!

Sensible Shoes
11-01-2009, 12:37 PM
Good to see you too Zah!

Golden AWe
11-01-2009, 02:56 PM
Ah yes, I miss my Grimmy.

However, I must say, that Kat Deilly is now hosting some TV show here in the US, and I have discovered that I shall never be that hot, and therefore, Grimsdale shall never be mine. It was quite a blow.

Naah...Cat Deeley has the looks, but does she have the same class? I think you only need to spank Grimmy a bit and he'll be back in order.

IF we find ever find him again.


Well, let's see. I'm unemployed, my van is in the shop and probably terminal, I'm living with friends and have pretty much lost my mind.

So all in all, Pretty well!

But you do still look grate! Hoping all turns better...

Golden AWe
11-01-2009, 03:00 PM
I must say, I had to come back because Facebook was just too fucking nice all the time. I have to have someplace to be passive aggressive in public.

Facebook started all well. It even had applications, that helped me approach naughty females. The good thing was people didn't feel they're on a dating site, when they used FB applications for finding other people.

Now I have relatives as friends...can I still post about my underwear, farts, boners, etc.? NO!

GAR
11-01-2009, 03:38 PM
I must say, I had to come back because Facebook was just too fucking nice all the time. I have to have someplace to be passive aggressive in public.

I registered there as "New User" from SoCalChelle's invite to play some pirates game, then they kicked me off 2 mos later because of all my daily "fuck Obama" postings.

Some koolaid-er musta ratted me out from the attention, and they banned me: Facebook does not permit anonymity - you must use a real name so I got banned.

Not interested in those socio-tard sites, prefer the interactive discussion board thing with people I know.. so glad you're back!

GAR
11-01-2009, 03:39 PM
Now I have relatives as friends...can I still post about my underwear, farts, boners, etc.? NO!

At least you have family - why not?

Golden AWe
11-01-2009, 04:25 PM
At least you have family - why not?

Oh but those who aren't the closest...but that I keep up with...

plus, there's a few politicians there...I cun't rant too much about socialdemocrats either!

lesfunk
11-01-2009, 06:35 PM
Nice to see you Shoes!

Sensible Shoes
11-01-2009, 07:04 PM
YOu too Les. It's great. Everybody's here!

Sensible Shoes
11-01-2009, 07:13 PM
This has to be some kind of record. Not even back for 24 hours and called an attention whore already. I'm going to take it as a compliment.

Sensible Shoes
11-01-2009, 07:55 PM
Holy shit, I think somebody deleted the hair thread without seeing what it really was! LMAO! Mods here really work - but the fetish obsessed cock gobbler comment may be gone forever.....

Sensible Shoes
11-01-2009, 09:00 PM
Nope. Found it. Just moved it to the dump. Probably where it belongs. Elvis is very defensive.

Diamondjimi
11-01-2009, 09:03 PM
At least you have family - why not?

That explains your bitterness and jealousy issues. Abandonment and estrangement from loved ones can leave permanent emotional scars .
Damn GAR, you're the Army's very own Joe Dirt! :hee:

hideyoursheep
11-02-2009, 02:53 AM
Flash'em!!!



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Sensible Shoes
11-02-2009, 07:58 AM
Lmmfao. Not

bueno bob
11-02-2009, 09:47 AM
Well, it's a good god damn thing, there's far too much testosterone around this shithole anyway...

Sensible Shoes
11-02-2009, 11:38 AM
Nah. Never too much testosterone. I may have to get some myself if I want to stick this out!!!!

THEDOCTOR
11-02-2009, 11:53 AM
Welcome back ms shoes !

Sensible Shoes
11-02-2009, 12:56 PM
Hello Dr. Looking forward to the Thanksgiving recipes. :)

Anybody seen Mr. Walker? Waiting for the Christmas tunes thread too! Course, these things might not have migrated over I guess.

Anonymous
11-02-2009, 07:46 PM
Welcome back, Shoes.

Er, I don't know what else to say. So... welcome back, Shoes.

Cheers! :bottle:

Sensible Shoes
11-02-2009, 10:39 PM
Thank you, thee of the imaginative name.

GAR
11-02-2009, 10:52 PM
Hello Dr. Looking forward to the Thanksgiving recipes. :)

Anybody seen Mr. Walker?

I'm missing AlexPGrimes with his news of the demented and weird. Highlifeman is here in and out.

Still missing is the Bwahahaha-chick.

Angel is here some days, then gone for weeks.

Wooda disappeared. Lounge sent in his notice that he got a life with a fat wife.

Sensible Shoes
11-02-2009, 11:04 PM
I hear from Wooda now and again. And Grimes. Was Lounge the guy that was being overtly sexual in some thread and his wife caught him at it?

Who is the Bwa ha ha ha chick?

Nickdfresh
11-03-2009, 12:03 AM
I'm missing AlexPGrimes with his news of the demented and weird. Highlifeman is here in and out.

Still missing is the Bwahahaha-chick.

Angel is here some days, then gone for weeks.

Wooda disappeared. Lounge sent in his notice that he got a life with a fat wife.

His bank account is fatter than yours and I'm pretty sure his women are thinner, dicksuck...

GAR
11-03-2009, 02:14 AM
Who is the Bwa ha ha ha chick?

ha I can't remember her name now! you know, the only black gal on the board. Airforce, georgia..

Diamondjimi
11-03-2009, 02:55 AM
Lounge sent in his notice that he got a life with a fat wife.


His bank account is fatter than yours and I'm pretty sure his women are thinner, dicksuck...

Pwn3d!
http://i877.photobucket.com/albums/ab339/Chrillor/OHSHIT.gif

GAR
11-03-2009, 03:14 AM
Go tonguewash the cat litter, wee fella.

Diamondjimi
11-03-2009, 03:16 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Federaljim/RummyJerkoff.gif

GAR
11-03-2009, 04:03 AM
Switch! I remember now, it was "Switch" who hasn't made it over here.. where is that woman!

ZahZoo
11-03-2009, 09:42 AM
I hear from Wooda now and again. And Grimes. Was Lounge the guy that was being overtly sexual in some thread and his wife caught him at it?

That was Strung... or better known as Senor Strung-Along in the Miss Chrissi ordeal...

Sensible Shoes
11-03-2009, 12:44 PM
That was Strung... or better known as Senor Strung-Along in the Miss Chrissi ordeal...

Oh GOD I completely forgot about Miss Chrissi. How I blew her cover. Still do not know who was behind that. One of my very worst episodes of letting the internet become too real.

ZahZoo
11-03-2009, 01:47 PM
I think Miss Chrissi was an actual case of "civilians" having a go at it on a Roth site...

THEDOCTOR
11-03-2009, 01:50 PM
Thanksgiving Stuffing Thread will be coming soon Ms Shoes...just waitin for one more email and then Im gonna start fillin it up.

Sensible Shoes
11-03-2009, 06:42 PM
Who's sending stuffing recipes? Are these stuffing experts?

I remember some damned nice side dishes too. Like, I wanted to come to dinner.

hambon4lif
11-03-2009, 08:05 PM
Was Lounge the guy that was being overtly sexual in some thread and his wife caught him at it?I can't remember who the fukk that was, but it sure was funny!:biggrin:

SFG
11-03-2009, 08:14 PM
I can't remember who the fukk that was, but it sure was funny!:biggrin:



wasn't him but was classic

lesfunk
11-03-2009, 08:17 PM
Is that Span?

hambon4lif
11-03-2009, 08:23 PM
Are these stuffing experts?.....ummm...according to some of their wives and girlfriends, that's debatable.

Nickdfresh
11-03-2009, 08:53 PM
Go tonguewash the cat litter, wee fella.

Tonguewash my asshole, Clay...

Sensible Shoes
11-03-2009, 09:01 PM
HAM!!!!! How are you?????

hambon4lif
11-03-2009, 10:07 PM
HAM!!!!! How are you?????It's impossible to answer that question in short form, so much shit has happened since I've talked to ya' last, but I saw you here and realized how much I missed ya', so I decided to make a brief and very rare appearance.

My life hasn't changed much. It's still "The Glorious Misadventures Of Hambones Dick" (that's a cool name for my autobio!). I almost got married last summer, another woman claimed that I got her knocked up, and even though I knew in my heart that it wasn't mine (the doc told me how far along she was and the dates didn't match-up, I was being hustled) I paid for this broads abortion. A pill called ru486 (I'm not making this up, I swear!) costed me $600. In these times, that's alot of cheese. I figured 'fuck it!'....pay the money and save myself any future torment.

Speaking of torment....I've been chasing this woman for the last few months, and it turns out the reason the reason I haven't captured her with my undeniable charm and good looks, is because she likes pussy almost as much as I do! I am relentless in my pursuit, and surrender is not in my creed ( I HAVE to have this one.....I just HAVE to!!).

My life is hell right now....turns out I really do have a one-track mind. My friends say that if you cut my brain open, all you would find is a bunch of hairy triangles. LOL!

What was the question again? LMAO!

It really is nice to see ya' again Shoes....miss ya' over at Myspazz!

Diamondjimi
11-03-2009, 10:07 PM
Is that Span?

What's Span?

:biggrin:

lesfunk
11-03-2009, 10:27 PM
SpanishGayGuy

Diamondjimi
11-03-2009, 10:48 PM
:biggrin:

Sensible Shoes
11-04-2009, 08:05 AM
SFG is actually on my facebook friends list!!!!! Isn't that brave of me?

Hellraiser!!
11-04-2009, 08:10 AM
YOu too Les. It's great. Everybody's here!

Enough with this sweet talk...now show us your tits!!!

Sensible Shoes
11-04-2009, 08:15 AM
Honeymoon's over I see. Hello HR! Good to see you too. Now go fuck yourself!!! :)

ZahZoo
11-04-2009, 09:55 AM
Wow... Ham, Spam and Charro!!

Dang Choes!!! You sure can bring em outta da woodwork!!

Sensible Shoes
11-04-2009, 10:36 PM
Does that mean I'm like, bugspray?

hambon4lif
11-05-2009, 12:05 AM
Does that mean I'm like, bugspray?If Zah were to answer that question, he'd most likely say yes, but I don't think you are at all.
What I do think...is that out of the blue and out of nowhere (as opposed to 'out of the woodwork') 'Ham, Spam, and Charro' suddenly show up....and one of those three is up to something. I just know it! :biggrin2:

GAR
11-05-2009, 02:49 AM
SpanishGayGuy

How ugly, Les. Take that back!

Sensible Shoes
11-05-2009, 07:52 AM
Yes, use of the word Gay is quite offensive, and terribly politically incorrect. Please refrain from these terms as well as the use of the word cunt.

Reverberator
11-05-2009, 05:58 PM
Welcome back.

Please don't show me your cunt as I've recently turned gay.

Seshmeister
11-05-2009, 06:45 PM
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ZahZoo
11-06-2009, 09:18 AM
Does that mean I'm like, bugspray?

Nah... just the bright light that causes the critters to scramble!!

Sensible Shoes
11-06-2009, 09:51 AM
WOW. You are all being way too nice to me. I'm not complaining, just waiting for the fallout when the honeymoon is over again.

Thanks Zah.

Elitest
11-06-2009, 04:08 PM
Hiya Shoes Im back too....LOL....

Elitest
11-06-2009, 04:09 PM
WOW. You are all being way too nice to me. I'm not complaining, just waiting for the fallout when the honeymoon is over again.

Thanks Zah.



How are the dogs etc ? :tongue0011:

Golden AWe
11-06-2009, 05:46 PM
the dump meisters are getting outnumbered by the dump mistresses!

we have always been overpowered by them though

Sensible Shoes
11-06-2009, 08:45 PM
Oh My GOODNESS! I had no idea you were here!

Shadagee Irish Setters (http://www.irishsetter.org)

hambon4lif
11-06-2009, 10:40 PM
Nah... just the bright light that causes the critters to scramble!!I'm about as much of a 'critter' as you are 'funny'.

Damn, gramps! If they don't start printing jokes on the backs of Geritol bottles....SOON...you're in a world of trouble when it comes to being humorous.

hideyoursheep
11-07-2009, 06:12 AM
Well, it's a good god damn thing, there's far too much testosterone around this shithole anyway...


:0

Yeah...you're right.

With the exception of chan, Kristy and GAR, this place is a sausagefest.


My apologies to Sensible Boobs.....I mean, Shoes.;)

Sensible Shoes
11-07-2009, 08:06 AM
Elitest is back. Notice I know how to spell it this time!

ZahZoo
11-08-2009, 12:39 PM
I'm about as much of a 'critter' as you are 'funny'.

Damn, gramps! If they don't start printing jokes on the backs of Geritol bottles....SOON...you're in a world of trouble when it comes to being humorous.

Ok true... you ain't a critter. That was a low blow. Sorry... I take it back.

I should respect a Class A, Prime Varmit like you more, I suppose... but hey, we're all dirty rotten scoundrels anyhow, so what's in a name..?

Cute old joke... but a little stale.

I thought it was a nice and well deserved compliment for Shoes. No worries... I don't plan on quiting my day job to do stand up comedy...

yah
11-08-2009, 02:54 PM
Good to see you back,Shoes
I was only on DDLR forums for a while but those were some fun times,just before and during the time Roth finally rejoined the band.
Back then I was battling with Hyman Roth quite a bit....heh

Sensible Shoes
11-08-2009, 11:50 PM
Ah yes, Yah, I remember it well

Seshmeister
11-12-2009, 06:47 AM
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Sensible Shoes
11-12-2009, 09:00 AM
I just don't know what to say about that.

ZahZoo
11-12-2009, 10:08 AM
LMAO... didn't see that one "coming"...

Seshmeister
11-12-2009, 10:19 AM
I've been grinning about that one all day... :)

GAR
11-14-2009, 04:41 AM
Clear!

hideyoursheep
11-14-2009, 07:34 AM
Queer!

You're welcome.:biggrin:

GAR
11-15-2009, 12:09 AM
So when anyone else calls for a Queer in the room, expect to see Hideyoursheep's limp wrist poised and flagellating..

Nickdfresh
11-15-2009, 11:56 AM
Well, it didn't do much for her, but certainly helped him.

Sensible Shoes
11-16-2009, 01:33 AM
Hijack! Hijack!!!!

Angel
12-05-2009, 01:30 PM
Holy Shit!!!! Hello gorgeous lady! How the HELL are you?

There's about 30 posts in here I want to ad something to, this is going to take awhile!!!!

Angel
12-05-2009, 01:48 PM
Facebook started all well. It even had applications, that helped me approach naughty females. The good thing was people didn't feel they're on a dating site, when they used FB applications for finding other people.

Now I have relatives as friends...can I still post about my underwear, farts, boners, etc.? NO!

I hear ya, Awe!! Mind you, I did hook up with an old childhood friend on FB, only to discover she's got a kinky side to her, and I'm finally getting some after a 3 year dry spell. I can just imagine how the shit would hit the fan if I was to post that there... everybody we went to high school with is on there!!!! :biggrin:

Sarge
12-05-2009, 01:51 PM
So, were you Sensible Shoes, and then couldn't remember the password and now you are Shoes, Sensible?
If so let me know and I will merge those accounts....
Shoot me a PM and also include your email
Breasts,
Sarge

Angel
12-05-2009, 01:54 PM
Angel is here some days, then gone for weeks.



And here Angel is again... I'm not here a lot because my life is so fucking busy! Plus, I got a beautiful new car this year which just begs for road trips. I've put about 13000 miles on it since getting her in July. (Sounds better in KM - around 20k). Now that the roads are covered in ice & snow, I have a feeling I'll be around a bit more often. Until I start rehearsing my next play, anyway.

Angel
12-05-2009, 01:55 PM
Who's sending stuffing recipes? Are these stuffing experts?

I remember some damned nice side dishes too. Like, I wanted to come to dinner.

Okay, my demented little mind is taking this ALL SORTS of places. ;)

...it's good to be home...

Angel
12-05-2009, 02:07 PM
Speaking of torment....I've been chasing this woman for the last few months, and it turns out the reason I haven't captured her with my undeniable charm and good looks, is because she likes pussy almost as much as I do! I am relentless in my pursuit, and surrender is not in my creed ( I HAVE to have this one.....I just HAVE to!!).

He he... I COMPLETELY understand the one-track mind thing, hammie... even though I seem to have deleted that part out of the quote. LOL

Now, here's what you need to do. You need to find a hot chick that likes to play, you'll get your hotty into the sack, and I'm sure you won't mind the fact that you'll have to have two pussies there with you!

I went to my high school reunion recently, and there was some heavy duty mutual attraction going on between me and a very dear old friend. (She's the cutie with the dark hair in my avatar, known her since I was 10 years old). Her and her guy both have extremely healty sexual appetites and attitudes. Turns out he's been telling her for awhile that she should find a girlfriend. I, of course was more than happy to oblige. :biggrin: :xmas:

Angel
12-05-2009, 02:12 PM
Oh My GOODNESS! I had no idea you were here!

Wow, Shoes & Elitest... deja vu! I say we need a "ladies forum"... I couldn't think of two better mods for it!

Great to see both of you here, holy shit... it's been a long time, hasn't it? :angel:

Susie Q
12-05-2009, 02:13 PM
Welcome back girls! From someone who posts as sporadic as a snow storm in Florida.. :)

Angel
12-05-2009, 02:24 PM
Susie, How the hell are ya?

Susie Q
12-05-2009, 02:42 PM
Hey Angel :) Kickin' ass and takin' down the names at the moment. :biggrin:

It's snowing right now which is my favorite part of this time of year. :) Nice to have some stress release of some sort...:)