It's amazing

[Sensible Shoes]

....how much 2 dirty martinis and a limoncello will improve your disposition.

[lesfunk]

If you think dirty martinis are effective you should try a dirty Sanchez.

[Sensible Shoes]

Perhaps all together would fix things completely. If I were into that.....

Time to bring back Walker's dictionary of porn terms? God I loved that thread.

[ZahZoo]

http://web.archive.org/web/20070830195246/http://www.diamonddavidleeroth.com/images/site/wong.gif

The web archive displays the thread but unfortunately it doesn't appear to have the cuntent for Walker's Dictionary...

Must be Sum Ting Wong...

[Anonymous]

....how much 2 dirty martinis and a limoncello will improve your disposition.

What's a dirty martini? Is it something dirty, or is my fancy running wild again?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Sensible Shoes]

What's a dirty martini? Is it something dirty, or is my fancy running wild again?

Cheers! :bottle:

Afraid so. It's vodka, a few olives and olive juice, which gives it a clouded "dirty" appearance. I like 'em because they're not sweet. They sound horrible, but are really very good.

[Nitro Express]

Afraid so. It's vodka, a few olives and olive juice, which gives it a clouded "dirty" appearance. I like 'em because they're not sweet. They sound horrible, but are really very good.

Sounds like it would give you the shits.

[Nitro Express]

I own part of an ethyl alcohol distillery. Our main product is industrial base alcohol but we do sell to various vodka brands. They cut it with purified water. We use potatoes as the mash base because the distillery is in Idaho and potatoes yield high quality ethyl alcohol. Spudka, Teton Glacier are two brands our rocket fuel makes.

[THEDOCTOR]

Actually its the only way I can stand Martinis. Try it with a blue cheese stuffed olive or three,and always gotta have a good vodka. I don't drink but I have had a few over my lifetime. You simply have to like olives to enjoy this drink.
And the term dirty fits me anyways lololol

[Coyote]

I'll stick to my JD & Coke, spank you...

[Anonymous]

Only one as sick as you would ruin good ol' blessed Jack Daniel's with something as vile as Coke...

STRAIGHT! None of them fancy mixings.

And if it's the middle of the summer, just put it on the fridge.

Like real men do.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

Only one as sick as you would ruin good ol' blessed Jack Daniel's with something as vile as Coke...


I don't. Only inferior whiskey gets such treatment...
Calling it "JD & Coke" keeps people on their toes.




STRAIGHT! None of them fancy mixings.

And if it's the middle of the summer, just put it on the fridge.

Like real men do.

Call me a fairy, but I'd rather put it IN the fridge... :biggrin:

[Anonymous]

Well... yes, I meant to say ON the fridge, yeah.

You see, the cold around the fridge is more than enough to put Jack Daniel's at a good temperature.

Any colder, and it would be gay.

...

Alright, alright! The I is just to the left of the O on the keyboard. It's not my fault.

Happy?

I'll need therapy after this. Thank you very much.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

Alright, alright! The I is just to the left of the O on the keyboard. It's not my fault.

Happy?

I'll need therapy after this. Thank you very much.

Cheers! :bottle:

I've tried therapy, but I couldn't help the poor doctor...

[Sensible Shoes]

Therapy is a huge pain in the ass. And useless IMHO

[Coyote]

Therapy is a huge pain in the ass. And useless IMHO

If you need someone to tell you what's wrong with your mind (at 50$ or more per session), you're not qualified to be a human being...

[standin]

If you need someone to tell you what's wrong with your mind (at 50$ or more per session), you're not qualified to be a human being...

That's true, everything should be free and lurvly like music is. :biggrin:
Advisers cost, one way or another, you get what you pay for.

[THEDOCTOR]

Ill stick with sex. Its the vice that burns calories while you do it!

[Hardrock69]

It's amazing what a hit of BC Bud through a snow bong will do for one's attitude. :D

[Sensible Shoes]

HR I can't even visualize what that might look like.

[Hardrock69]

No worries.

1. Get bong.
2. Fill with snow
3. Fill with kickass pot
4. Light
5. Inhale
6. Get stoned.

Any questions?

:D

http://i36.tinypic.com/28usq9t.jpg

[LoungeMachine]

Afraid so. It's vodka, a few olives and olive juice, which gives it a clouded "dirty" appearance. I like 'em because they're not sweet. They sound horrible, but are really very good.

Actually, it's olive brine...... but good nonetheless.

:gulp:

[Sensible Shoes]

That is an interesting distinction. Is there some product I am missing? Mine never turn out as well as I would like, and I'm just pouring.....uh.....the liquid out of the jar. When I think brine, I think salty and maybe that's why they're different from a real bartender

[Sensible Shoes]

LMAO. I did not expect real snow.

[QUOTE=Hardrock69;1397274]No worries.

1. Get bong.
2. Fill with snow
3. Fill with kickass pot
4. Light
5. Inhale
6. Get stoned.

Any questions?

:D

[LoungeMachine]

That is an interesting distinction. Is there some product I am missing? Mine never turn out as well as I would like, and I'm just pouring.....uh.....the liquid out of the jar. When I think brine, I think salty and maybe that's why they're different from a real bartender

Ahh, but that's what olives are packed in. Naturally some "juice" [oil] also gets in, but the main packing ingredients are water and salt.

If you're having troubles, make sure you're using the correct vermouth, and the right glass. [yes, it makes a difference.

Obviously the right vodka as well ;)

:gulp:

But most drinks, like a great sandwich, always taste better when they're prepared by someone else.... :)

[Elitest]

....how much 2 dirty martinis and a limoncello will improve your disposition.

what ARE dirty martinis and where can I get some ?

[LoungeMachine]

what ARE dirty martinis and where can I get some ?

Vodka or Gin [top shelf]

Dry vermouth

chilled martini glass

olives

olive brine [dirty part]

ice

spoon

take your chilled glass and coat the inside with the vermouth pour in a shot, swirl it around, and dump the excess]

2 oz of your liquor in a chilled pint glass with ice, stir CAREFULLY [not shaken for christsake!!!] with approx a tablespoon of olive brine

strain into martini glass

garnish with 3 olives in a toothpick.

Repeat as needed

:gulp:

[Seshmeister]

I own part of an ethyl alcohol distillery. Our main product is industrial base alcohol but we do sell to various vodka brands. They cut it with purified water. We use potatoes as the mash base because the distillery is in Idaho and potatoes yield high quality ethyl alcohol. Spudka, Teton Glacier are two brands our rocket fuel makes.

Let's run away together.

[Hardrock69]

LMAO. I did not expect real snow.


No worries.

1. Get bong.
2. Fill with snow
3. Fill with kickass pot
4. Light
5. Inhale
6. Get stoned.

Any questions?

:D


See, the snow cools the smoke down so much it makes for a truly smooth hit.

Easier on the lungs. Same thing can be accomplished during spring/summer/fall by just using crushed ice.
:D

[Sensible Shoes]

See, the snow cools the smoke down so much it makes for a truly smooth hit.

Easier on the lungs. Same thing can be accomplished during spring/summer/fall by just using crushed ice.
:D

I could never handle pot, haven't touched it since the early 80's. I'm sure the paraphanalia has come along light years since then - wow.

[Hardrock69]

So has the pot. :D Though I find I much prefer the THC content of the 80s. I like to still be able to function. If I wanted to be a zombie, I would abuse Thorazine. :D