2012 is going to be a Real Bitch!

[Nickdfresh]

http://pictures.mastermarf.com/blog/2009/090321-longcat-vs-tacgnol.jpg

Discuss!

[bueno bob]

Only one thing can save us now.

http://catmas.com/images/2006/10/cat-vs-domokun.jpg

[Seshmeister]

I'm confused about how the Mayans somehow amazingly predicted the end of the world but not the end of the Mayans.

[Anonymous]

What, the world is going to end AGAIN?????

What the hell is it this time? It's getting hard to keep up with this, you know?

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

What, the world is going to end AGAIN?????

What the hell is it this time?

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/Images/michael-bay.jpg

[Anonymous]

What? Who's the cunt?

Is he the one who "predicted" it this time?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

The Mayan calendar's going to end, not the entire spectrum of life.

(But I would duly appreciate the sudden disappearance of a certain "lifeform" who owns a tavern in Mexico called Cabo Wabo...)

[bueno bob]

What? Who's the cunt?

Is he the one who "predicted" it this time?

Cheers! :bottle:

Michael Bay, director of your favorite movies if I'm not mistaken.

[Anonymous]

Ah... so the Mayan calendar is going to end. Well, call me crazy, but I think making a calendar way back then that goes up until the year 2012 was one helluvan effort, and can you really blame them if they thought they wouldn't need to worry about getting a new one for a couple of, well... millennia?

Cute. One day, someone will find my agenda and notice I haven't got anything scheduled for the 4895.

The the world will end again.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Michael Bay, director of your favorite movies if I'm not mistaken.

He directed Blade Runner, They Call Me Trinity & The Creature From The Black Lagoon?

Wow... watta guy!

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

He directed Blade Runner, They Call Me Trinity & The Creature From The Black Lagoon?

Wow... watta guy!

Cheers! :bottle:

No, but his production company is Platinum Dunes, remake "specialists"...

...so don't give him any fuckin' ideas!

:D

[Anonymous]

Michael Bay, director of your favorite movies if I'm not mistaken.

Hey, wait a minute! I just wikipediad the guy, and there's no sign of my favourite movies.

On the other hand, he did appear opn Miami Vice in 1986, and produced Playboy Video Centerfold: Kerri Kendall in 1990, but after that it's just shit & shitty remakes.

I don't think I like you anymore, Bob.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

No, but his production company is Platinum Dunes, remake "specialists"...

...so don't give him any fuckin' ideas!

:D

Oh, FUCK!!!

I did, didn't I?

Shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

Those were lousy movies. LOUSY! Noone should ever remake them, there's no money in it, absolutely none whatsoever!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

But what does this cunt have to do with the new end of the world, Bobster?

Is he remaking it?

Cheers! :bottle:

[ZahZoo]

The sky is falling...

[Seshmeister]

Michael Bay, director of your favorite movies if I'm not mistaken.

The Inverse Midas of film.

Everything he touches turns to shit.

Apparently he's a prick too...

[chefcraig]

But what does this cunt have to do with the new end of the world, Bobster?

Is he remaking it?

Cheers! :bottle:

The guy that directed Independence Day and The Day After Tomorrow (Roland Emmerich ) already did.

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[Hardrock69]

Ridley Scott directed Blade Runner.

And the End Time will happen when there is the ultimate battle between Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat (which is who those two characters are in that photo). :D

[Kristy]

Roland Emmerich - ah yes, the man who puts CGI as his main actor in all of his films. Not that The Day After Tomorrow had any plot (or that any of his films do in general) but with some heavy-laden computer graphics who needs character development or a cohesive storyline? Of course, conspiratilist and doomsayers will flock to his latest film in droves.

As for the Mayans, what they been saying about the end of the world is nothing new but they seem to take all the credit for end times probably because they were smart enough to base a calender around it in between all that stargazing and peyote ingesting. But who can really say? Maybe the world does need to go through a re-purification process who the chickens of corruption, greed, disease, over-abundant technology, and wastefulness will finally come home to roost. The Navajo have been saying for decades time is long due for this world of corruption to end and to enter a gateway into another world. Yay for them.

I'm not all doom and gloom but something will happen (not exactly sure what) in terms of the human race learning to respect itself.

[chefcraig]

December 21st, 2012 is the day after my birthday. I'll either be hung over and facing the end of existence, or hung over facing another day at work. As if there is a significant difference between the two options.

[Coyote]

Here's to hoping the world will be a slightly better place after December 12th 2012...

[Nickdfresh]

I'm confused about how the Mayans somehow amazingly predicted the end of the world but not the end of the Mayans.

I'm confused as to why they left their cities thinking it might be more cool to camp out in the jungle. It didn't seem to workout very well...

[Kristy]

I'm confused as to why they left their cities thinking it might be more cool to camp out in the jungle. It didn't seem to workout very well...

Peyote can make people do strange, strange things. And no, I'm not talking from personal experience.

[chefcraig]

Peyote can make people do strange, strange things. And no, I'm not talking from personal experience.

So do the "Day After Thanksgiving/Black Friday" sales each November. And I am speaking from experience.

[Kristy]

So do the "Day After Thanksgiving/Black Friday" sales each November. And I am speaking from experience.

This is why bomb shelters should be (re)built. So you can hide in them until these holiday sales of greed and stupidity pass.

[Anonymous]

Here's to hoping the world will be a slightly better place after December 12th 2012...

What do you mean?

Free sex?

No, I'm not talking about hookers, their prices are already pretty low, considering the alternative.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

The guy that directed Independence Day and The Day After Tomorrow (Roland Emmerich ) already did.

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I haven't seen any of those movies.

I won't see any of those movies.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

What do you mean?

Free sex?

No, I'm not talking about hookers, their prices are already pretty low, considering the alternative.

Cheers! :bottle:

General improvements, that's all...

Ain't nothing free in this world, anyway, except good manners.

[Anonymous]

General improvements, that's all...

Ain't nothing free in this world, anyway, except good manners.

Ah, to be young & full of hope...

Sadly, when you get to my age, the only improvement you have to look forward to is cheaper viagra.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

Ah, to be young & full of hope...

Sadly, when you get to my age, the only improvement you have to look forward to is cheaper viagra.

Cheers! :bottle:

Says a man only a few years older than me...

Grandpa. :hee:



































































Wait a minute... :(

[Anonymous]

That's the problem with the world today. You smart-mouthed young'ins don't got no respect fer yer elders.

Why, in my day, if we were caught speaking like that, we'd get a slap in the mouth.

Run along now, junior, and go play with your ding-a-ling.

A man can't get no peace these days.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

That's the problem with the world today. You smart-mouthed young'ins don't got no respect fer yer elders.

Why, in my day, if we were caught speaking like that, we'd get a slap in the mouth.

Run along now, junior, and go play with your ding-a-ling.

A man can't get no peace these days.

Cheers! :bottle:

Still testing the cheap viagra, eh?

[Anonymous]

Still testing the cheap viagra, eh?

Hey, hey, HEY!!!

I don't use that stuff (yet)!

I said that's one thing to look forward to, not something to be glad that there is.

When I do need it, I hope it'll be cheaper, that's all.

Or at least that I can get a discount for large quantities.

Cheers! :bottle:

[FORD]

So do the "Day After Thanksgiving/Black Friday" sales each November. And I am speaking from experience.

Look at it this way.... in 2012 you can postpone all the holiday shopping.

Because if the world ends on December 21, you're gonna look silly with a bunch of presents under a tree, right?

Considering the economy will still probably be fucked then, if the world is still here on 12/22/12, all the retailers will probably have huge "Hey the fucking world still exists!!" sales with deep discounts on everything anyway. :biggrin:

[Sensible Shoes]

I thought 2012 was also brought up in the Bible in Revalations

[Coyote]

Hey, hey, HEY!!!

I don't use that stuff (yet)!

I said that's one thing to look forward to, not something to be glad that there is.

When I do need it, I hope it'll be cheaper, that's all.

Or at least that I can get a discount for large quantities.

Cheers! :bottle:

Given your Easy Street stories... I'm not surprised. A bit jealous, perhaps, but not surprised.

[Anonymous]

And those are only the funniest - or when something curious happens, which isn't often.

Hey, you only live once. And with the world ending all the time, you better make the most of it.

Cheers! :bottle:

[FORD]

I thought 2012 was also brought up in the Bible in Revalations

Revelation doesn't mention any calendar year. All of JC's posse thought they would see His return in their own lifetime. And if there were calendar years mentioned, odds are it would have been the Hebrew calendar anyway, since they were all Jews.

[Sensible Shoes]

Nostradamus?

[Nitro Express]

Amazingly the Mayan long count calendar mapped out exactly when our solar system crosses the galactic equator. This is December 21, 2012. What does this mean? Nobody really knows. The Hubble space telescope shows a large band of electromagnetic energy spins off the center of galaxies. In 2004 they learned there is a huge black hole in the center of our glaxy.

Some are saying this is already having a wierd effect on our sun and magnetic polarity of the earth which is so weak right now, airline pilots are having to constantly zero their gyro compasses. Some are saying the earth may get even hotter. Others say we will enter another ice age soon. Some say the earth will stop and start rotating in another direction causing the oceans to slosh over land. This theory coming out of the University of Utah since that state and Arizona both show signs of being covered by a massive salt water flood.

I believe the universe runs like a big complicated clock and things are cyclical. Do I know what's going to happen on 2012. I have no idea. All I know is the Mayans amazingly mapped out exactly where our solar system would be in advance. Also the precession of the equinox ends in 2012 so to the ancients, it was an important year.

[Nitro Express]

Personally I'm waiting for 2112.

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[bueno bob]

I don't think I like you anymore, Bob.

Cheers! :bottle:

Wait a minute...

When in the fuck did you START liking me?

:confused:

[Coyote]

Since the start of The Boob Thread?

[Nickdfresh]

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/files/2008/11/palin_2012.jpg

[FORD]

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/files/2008/11/palin_2012.jpg

Nah, if that happened, then technically the world couldn't end until January 21, 2013......

When pResiDunce Moosealini attempted to hunt caribou from the Oval Office using tactical nukes, and due to her crappy aim, hit some of those Russians she used to be able to see "from her house". http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/nuke.gif http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/nuke.gif http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/nuke.gif

[Sensible Shoes]

OK so after the world ends, when does it start again?

[Anonymous]

Wait a minute...

When in the fuck did you START liking me?

:confused:

Why, ever since you first wore that girdle, back in high school. Don't you remember, Bob? We were young, careless. We were wild and restless, innocent and free. We were in the throes of passion, remember? Our passion for good music & large boobs?

We were in love - you with that generously breasted girl, and I with the one with the round butt. We used to walk hand in hand, with our girlfriends, and it felt so weird. Then you pointed out that we should hold our girlfriends's hands, not each other's. And how right it felt from then on.

Dammit, Bob, can't you see what I'm saying here? I'm saying you're an asshole! I remember how much we anticipated going to bed... how we felt giddy with anticipation, our faces lit up with excitement, and how we knew it'd be the best time of our lives. At least I did, I never actually saw you going to bed. Your house was two miles down the road. But we were so alike! The world was ours for the taking!

What happened, Bob? What have I done to you, that you feel you need to imply that I like crappy remakes of shitty movies, or the other way around?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

OK so after the world ends, when does it start again?

Well, this decade, the world has ended twice... one in 2000, and again in 2001, because that was the right 2000, I think.

It took less than a year to start & end again, so I guess next time it'll take less than a week to start again.

You know, my grandfather told me that in the old days, the world would only end every 100 years, or so.

I guess that now, with the internets & modern life's fast pace, it has to end more & more often, to keep up with the times.

Who knows, maybe in another 50 years, the world will end every hour.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Sensible Shoes]

Got it. Now when it starts again, how are they distributing money, looks, power, etc.?

[Anonymous]

I don't think there'll be enough time for that. I bet they'll just leave things as they are. After all, the world will also likely end in 2020, just because there's two twenties in there.

The only other date I can think of is 2040, because 40 is the double of 20, and the universe will collapse in on itself.

But I'm sure someone will come up with a few more dates between 2020 and 2040.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

I can squeeze a few apocalypses in my schedule.

How about October 1, 2041?

[Nitro Express]

I can squeeze a few apocalypses in my schedule.

How about October 1, 2041?

Why not? We will be some real old fucks probably living under Communism by then.

[Anonymous]

I can squeeze a few apocalypses in my schedule.

How about October 1, 2041?

1/10/2041?

Why? It makes no sense!

Oooh, I see what you're getting at... a SURPRISE end of the world.

Nice! We don't get many of those.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

Coyote's Law Of Scheduling:

A scheduled event always takes place at the most unexpected and inopportune time.