Oooookaaaay... NOW I'm fuckin' worried...

[Anonymous]

Something else to worry about .....

I'm not really concerned about swine flu.

Here's my concern:

• 3 years ago, Chinese calendar - Year of the Cow . . . Mad Cow disease.

• 2 years ago, Chinese calendar - Year of the Bird . . . Avian flu.

• This year, Chinese calendar - Year of the Pig . . . Swine flu.

Next year is the Year of the Cock; Anybody else worried?

Cheers! :bottle:

[ELVIS]

Why, you plan to be taking it up the arse ??

[Anonymous]

No, but unlike you, I'm not religious, so I USE mine. I don't want it to get a disease.

Thank you for giving us an insight of how your mind works, by the way.

Just remember that homosexuals can't marry by the church.

Cheers! :bottle:

[standin]

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[Seshmeister]

I was about to post the same thing - year of the Cow???

These chain email jokes rely on no one actually checking the premise.

We're too anal for that around here Imapus but good try...

[Anonymous]

I was about to post the same thing - year of the Cow???

These chain email jokes rely on no one actually checking the premise.

We're too anal for that around here Imapus but good try...

Well, I thought it was funny. Why would I check the premise?

Must everything make perfect, scientific sense?

Cheers! :bottle:

[standin]

Behavioral Self-Control Training

[Anonymous]

I call it "completely missing the point and making an ass out of oneself by pretending to be smart".

Of course, that's only MY opinion.

There are obviously smarter people than me on this bored who will be very happy to cuntradict me.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Yo, where'd you get this misinformation? This year is the Year of the Ox, not 3 years ago. There is no Year of the Bird.

What, another one?

Jaysus!

Are you doing this on purpose?

Cheers! :bottle:

[ELVIS]

There are obviously smarter people than me on this bored

Cheers! :bottle:

You must be board...

[Anonymous]

The bitter, religious nut with a drinking problem is the only one here who didn't try to show off his "knowledge" by dissecting a stupid joke, AND he made a couple a quips himself.

YOU PEOPLE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!!!

Elvis is quickly becoming my favourite poster around here.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Nitro Express]

Maybe you dick stays hard for a year in the Year of the Cock.

[Sensible Shoes]

Decided not to post what I was going to post.

[ZahZoo]

Well Imapuss clearly proved he's no Chinese...

[Little Texan]

No, but unlike you, I'm not religious, so I USE mine. I don't want it to get a disease.

Are you afraid of getting the Cock Flu or Mad Cock Disease?