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Little Texan
11-14-2009, 07:15 PM
We all have at least one kind of creature that we hate and wish didn't exist, so I was curious as to which creature that would be for each person here. If you were somehow given the power to eliminate the entire world population of one type of creature, which would it be? For me it would be mosquitoes.

lesfunk
11-14-2009, 07:17 PM
Humans

FORD
11-14-2009, 07:18 PM
Corporatism

kwame k
11-14-2009, 07:18 PM
Gar:)........Flies.

lesfunk
11-14-2009, 07:20 PM
Corporatism
see humans...

Dan
11-14-2009, 07:31 PM
Fucking Spiders.:D

Little Texan
11-14-2009, 07:33 PM
Humans

But that would also eliminate you, unless you are secretly some other kind of creature?

Little Texan
11-14-2009, 07:41 PM
Fucking Spiders.:D

I hate spiders, too, but they do serve a purpose, and are a useful creature in some ways. Mosquitoes, on the other hand, serve no purpose other than spreading diseases and inflicting misery on anything they come in contact with. Spring and Summer would be so much more enjoyable without mosquitoes.

Golden AWe
11-14-2009, 09:08 PM
sheep

Sensible Shoes
11-14-2009, 09:17 PM
Boston Terriers

lesfunk
11-14-2009, 09:25 PM
But that would also eliminate you, unless you are secretly some other kind of creature?

I'm a bass player. That makes me Sub-Human.

twonabomber
11-14-2009, 10:06 PM
i thought bass players were a step above drummers?

Nitro Express
11-14-2009, 10:09 PM
Sammy Hagar.

FORD
11-14-2009, 10:23 PM
Boston Terriers

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images16/BostonTerrierMYA4months.JPG
Why do you hate me? :(

Sensible Shoes
11-14-2009, 10:53 PM
http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images16/BostonTerrierMYA4months.JPG
Why do you hate me? :(

Because I live with seven of you little bastards and you piss and shit on everything, bark nonstop and make snorting noises and fling snot everywhere. To say nothing of attacking my Irish Setters.

Is that enough?

GAR
11-14-2009, 10:58 PM
We all have at least one kind of creature that we hate and wish didn't exist, so I was curious as to which creature that would be for each person here. If you were somehow given the power to eliminate the entire world population of one type of creature, which would it be? For me it would be mosquitoes.

Evil spirits!

lesfunk
11-15-2009, 12:04 AM
i thought bass players were a step above drummers?
Sub Human yes. Monkeys...No.
So Yes, We are.

ELVIS
11-15-2009, 01:08 AM
Corporatism

That's not a creature...

I get the feeling you THINK you would like living in a cave, but you would end up praising the first corporation that made your life better...

twonabomber
11-15-2009, 01:12 AM
Sammy Hagar.

12 posts in, you guys are slipping.

Dr. Love
11-15-2009, 01:18 AM
sharks.... they can suck my diiiiiiiiick

ELVIS
11-15-2009, 01:20 AM
You want a shark to suck your dick ??

Dr. Love
11-15-2009, 01:24 AM
http://4chanmemeandmotivational.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/im_a_shark.jpg

lesfunk
11-15-2009, 01:37 AM
www.tourettesshark.com

FORD
11-15-2009, 03:10 AM
You want a shark to suck your dick ??

That does sound kinda dangerous.:biggrin:

Coyote
11-15-2009, 07:45 AM
politicians...

BITEYOASS
11-15-2009, 09:24 AM
Rottweilers

hankster
11-15-2009, 10:02 AM
I hate bees, First of all I am allergic as hell to them, secondly I am tired of these bastards flying all over the place here in Carolina, and they seem to travel in packs. Mosquitos are easily controled with some good repellent, but nothing will stop a bee.

Nickdfresh
11-15-2009, 11:45 AM
But how will the flowers grow without bees?

And you don't like sharks? suck my dick! I'm a shark!

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f19/ButterBoy76/singingsharksign.jpg

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/f/pyzamsurpriseattacks.jpg

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/mccain_shark_dick.jpg

Dr. Love
11-15-2009, 12:36 PM
I just think the world would be a better place without the sharks and their incessant demands for fellatio.

ZahZoo
11-15-2009, 12:46 PM
I agree on the sharks!!

ELVIS
11-15-2009, 02:34 PM
Mezro

jharp84
11-15-2009, 02:53 PM
Sharks and Boston Terriers KIKK FUKKIN ASS! :fufu:

Dr. Love
11-15-2009, 03:04 PM
Sharks and Boston Terriers KIKK FUKKIN ASS! :fufu:

Scientists should focus on the extermination of sharks, not trying to understand them (like they do now). It only leads to trouble.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/outreach.png

jharp84
11-15-2009, 04:01 PM
Scientist's need more internet pron! :tongue0011:

Big Troubles
11-15-2009, 04:08 PM
We all have at least one kind of creature that we hate and wish didn't exist, so I was curious as to which creature that would be for each person here. If you were somehow given the power to eliminate the entire world population of one type of creature, which would it be? For me it would be mosquitoes.


earwigs. bite, pinch and now morph and fly.

thanks Europe.1612

Panamark
11-16-2009, 02:41 AM
Termites

All that other shit, Spiders Snakes Sharks Crocs Killer jellyfish
Stonefish Blue ringed Octupuses Stinging Plants even
flies and mozzies, we live alongside. But termites are the
one fucker that can ruin your lifes savings !!!!!

Panamark
11-16-2009, 02:42 AM
Ticks suck Coch too.....

binnie
11-16-2009, 08:15 AM
Anyone who has ever bought a Coldplay record.

THEDOCTOR
11-16-2009, 08:17 AM
Roaches.

VanHalener
11-16-2009, 08:54 AM
Al Sharpton

SparkieD
11-16-2009, 04:56 PM
Being a surfer, I gotta go with sharks.

lesfunk
11-16-2009, 05:00 PM
Fleas.

Cato
11-16-2009, 05:41 PM
this one

http://www.rotharmy.com/gallery/files/2/0/991105d715a86d73d6d64e47f393e590_82.gif

Little Texan
11-16-2009, 05:50 PM
Suckdicki looks like he just got through sucking his boyfriend's dick and is holding a load in his mouth in that pic.

ELVIS
11-16-2009, 05:51 PM
I thought that was you with your Hitler stash falling off...JAP!


:biggrin:

jharp84
11-16-2009, 11:17 PM
Hey! Ya all! Dumb Fukks! BED-BUGS!

Dan
11-16-2009, 11:20 PM
Ants In Your Pants.:D

jharp84
11-16-2009, 11:21 PM
"Hair metal bands" !

jharp84
11-16-2009, 11:25 PM
Ants In Your Pants.:D

18 year old punk fukks with bigger penis than mine! That fukk hot milfs on tha internet porn bullshit!

Dan
11-16-2009, 11:34 PM
Skin Heads.

diamondsgirl
11-17-2009, 02:01 PM
sharks.... they can suck my diiiiiiiiick

Ouch!

diamondsgirl
11-17-2009, 02:04 PM
Rottweilers

Dave will not be happy to see this.

diamondsgirl
11-17-2009, 02:16 PM
skunks

Guitar Shark
11-17-2009, 02:27 PM
sharks.... they can suck my diiiiiiiiick

Hey, fuck you.

Doctors.

Candy Girl
11-17-2009, 03:05 PM
Toss up between mosquitoes and flies. Reminds me of a lame joke. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk. Booooo, hiss. :tongue0011:

Dr. Love
11-17-2009, 08:09 PM
Hey, fuck you.

Doctors.

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

Sensible Shoes
11-18-2009, 12:14 AM
Hmmmm. Female governors of Alaska.

Dr. Love
11-18-2009, 11:10 PM
Mexican sharks are the worst.

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/21473/original/anothermexican_singing_shark_stereotype_party.jpg? 1254573359

lesfunk
11-18-2009, 11:50 PM
That shark thing is really queer

Anonymous
11-18-2009, 11:56 PM
That shark thing is really queer

Actually, Hockey Zombie is a kick-arse webcomic.

Meme retards just happened to pick up that one strip from 2007, and are just gaying it out, like they usually do.

Remember the Queen of them all, "All your base are belong to us"?

Meme retards suck the big one.

I think I'll call them Memetards.

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
11-19-2009, 12:02 AM
Here's a couple of really good Hockey Zombie strips.

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/8065/20071005.jpg

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/5418/20071102.jpg

Cheers! :bottle:

Dr. Love
11-19-2009, 01:14 AM
That shark thing is really queer

Well, he IS telling you to suck his dick.

Nickdfresh
11-19-2009, 11:44 AM
Mexican sharks are the worst.

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/21473/original/anothermexican_singing_shark_stereotype_party.jpg? 1254573359

They could at least speak English when rudely demanding us to perform oral sex on them when in this country...

ace diamond
11-23-2009, 03:13 PM
i would at this point like to eliminate the fukkin bitch that lives next door to me, and her worthless fukkin dipshit kids.

that would be GRATE!!!!!
;)

Kristy
11-23-2009, 03:19 PM
Fleas.

Or Flea

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5305323,00.jpg

Shaun Ponsonby
11-25-2009, 07:33 AM
I'm cynophobic...

...so, obviously, I'm gonna say dogs...

Actually, not even dogs...just people who can't control their dogs...people who take their dogs onto public transport (lazy fuckers)...people who take the leesh of the dog in the street...people who treat their dogs like they are children...etc...I actually have nothing against dogs...its not their fault I have a phobia (well, it is one dogs fault, but he died years ago).

Cato
12-01-2009, 03:52 AM
Mezro
he seems to be not a webbie any longer

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showgroups.php

jharp84
12-01-2009, 06:35 AM
diginn! tha honesty and angst! Mr. P-Mark! Kudo's! :biggrin: