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Panamark
11-15-2009, 02:39 AM
Seems my fellow countrymen feel ripped off paying
minimum $200 to watch Britney mime (badly) along with
her backing tapes.

I would post links to the news articles, but there are so many !
Our Government is thinking of passing a law that states promoters
must state if the performer is actually going to perform, or mime to
backing tapes...

Personally I think any Britney fan who pays all that cash
($500 for the nice seats) will get exactly what they wanted.
And be blissfully unaware in all their ignorant glory..

Shit even in the MTV days she couldnt sync her mouth to
the backing tape....

Its funny how many are defending britney and saying it was
the most awesome show ever... Im thinking these are the
top scorers on guitar hero and believe musicians come
from American Idol...

bueno bob
11-15-2009, 02:41 AM
Seems my fellow countrymen feel ripped off paying
minimum $200 to watch Britney mime (badly) along with
her backing tapes.

I would post links to the news articles, but there are so many !
Our Governtment is thinking of passing a law that states promoters
must state if the performer is actually going to perform, or mime to
backing tapes...

Personally I think any Britney fan who pays all that cash
($500 for the nice seats) will get exactly what they wanted.
Shit even in the MTV days she couldnt sync her mouth to
the backing tape....

Its funny how many are defending britney and saying it was
the most awesome show ever... Im thinking these are the
top scorers on guitar hero and believe musicians come
from American Idol...

Rest assured, brother, it's ALL over the news here (well, at least in my neck of the woods...). You know, for that much money, I'd be fucking pissed at all hell, too, I'm amazed people didn't rush the stage, honestly.

Lindsay Lohan for the win! lmao

Panamark
11-15-2009, 02:44 AM
May aswell Chuck "LiLo" up there with some extra pro-tooled
backing tracks, a bunch of professional dancers to dance all
around you as you stand there miming along...

Same deal I reckon....

Panamark
11-15-2009, 02:47 AM
I saw on one of the Australian media clips Poppa Spears pretending he was
walking down the street, but I have my suspicions the background
was on rollers....

Nitro Express
11-15-2009, 05:07 AM
Real musicians suck at Guitar Hero and hate American Idol.

Hardrock69
11-15-2009, 03:16 PM
Well, I never played Guitar Hero (the game), as all I need to do is plug my Flying V into my Marshall and I can play it for real, lol.

As for hating American Idol, I have never watched it, never will. Neat concept, but it is more like a fucking game show than an honest to god talent show.

Like that goddamned piece of shit program Dancing With Whores, I mean, "The Stars".

That show is perfect for the masses. Mindless entertainment for the entire family.

I hate it with a passions. I hate American Idol. I wish they would go away.

But then, I do not watch "Prime Time Network Television" so if it is there or not, makes no difference. What bugs me is having to listen to the fucking crap in the media the morning after.



OH GOD DID YOU SEE HOW KELLY OSBOURNE STOPPED DANCING IN THE MIDDLE OF HER NUMBER AND BENT OVER AND THAT GUY FUCKED HER IN THE ASS ON NATIONAL TELEVISION???????
:confused10

:lmao:

I wish Britney would just go do hardcore porn films, like this lesbian clip right here:

Britney Spears in Hot lesbian scene - Lesbian sex video - Tube8.com (http://www.tube8.com/lesbian/britney-spears-in-hot-lesbian-scene/189099/)

Anonymous
11-15-2009, 10:39 PM
Seems my fellow countrymen feel ripped off paying
minimum $200 to watch Britney mime (badly) along with
her backing tapes.

I would post links to the news articles, but there are so many !
Our Government is thinking of passing a law that states promoters
must state if the performer is actually going to perform, or mime to
backing tapes...

Personally I think any Britney fan who pays all that cash
($500 for the nice seats) will get exactly what they wanted.
And be blissfully unaware in all their ignorant glory..

Shit even in the MTV days she couldnt sync her mouth to
the backing tape....

Its funny how many are defending britney and saying it was
the most awesome show ever... Im thinking these are the
top scorers on guitar hero and believe musicians come
from American Idol...

What the hell were they expecting???????

Jaysus fookin' Krist!

OF COURSE she's gonna lip sync, THAT'S WHAT SHE DOES!

Only thing stupider than going to a Britney concert, is going to a Britney concert and expect her to sing.

You know what? These arseholes should be given EXACTLY what they want. Someone should unleash Britney on stage actually TRYING to sing. And the doors should be locked so noone could leave.

Sooner than later, someone would of course go berserk with the pain & suffering and set the place afire.

Millions would die, including Britney, and the world would be a better place.

Actually, I think that'd be a grate closing scene for Wishmaster 34: Yet more people dying gruesomely.

Cheers! :bottle:

Seshmeister
11-15-2009, 10:44 PM
Our Government is thinking of passing a law that states promoters must state if the performer is actually going to perform, or mime to backing tapes...


That's a brilliant idea which I support fully as it's my pet hate but I suspect if they pass the law then very few artists will come to Australia.

Va Beach VH Fan
11-15-2009, 10:44 PM
I wouldn't pay one dime for any artist that lip-synched...

It's not just Brittany, Janet Jackson, Madonna, Christina Aquilera, J-LO, you name it....

Dan
11-15-2009, 10:49 PM
Mark,Glad She Is Not Coming Over Here.:D

ThrillsNSpills
11-15-2009, 11:02 PM
I thought they knew.
Look at the way her whole act was , with her moving around constantly and there's a perfect vocal. Unless it was outed that she was the first human to live without oxygen I can't imagine how anyone could think she sang onstage.
Unless her talent was not taking breaths.

How can people be outraged? Standard Operating Procedure for that kind of show.

I hope she quits and starts a perfume company or somthing.


So I don't have anymore accidental meetings with songs like Womanizer.

Seshmeister
11-15-2009, 11:20 PM
I think very few people realize how much miming is going on these days with 'live' acts.

Panamark
11-16-2009, 03:52 AM
Then you get someone like Kylie Minogue who doesnt have the best
voice on earth actually sing live ?

Also (while we are covering chickie pop singers) Pink was freakin running
around like a woman posessed, trapeze acts, etc etc and all the while
singing live...

If you are a Britney fan, then god gave you that level of intelligence,
cant imagine a true Britney fan being upset that she cant sing.
As long as there are lights, big screens and lots of people who
can actually dance, running around, gotta be Britney fan heaven ?

GAR
11-16-2009, 04:35 AM
If you are a Britney fan, then god gave you that level of intelligence

.. or the drugs. Did you smell any pot?

Panamark
11-16-2009, 06:12 AM
.. or the drugs. Did you smell any pot?

Im not going. But taking your question hypothetically, I think you
would smell potties, not pot.....

Va Beach VH Fan
11-16-2009, 10:28 AM
Then you get someone like Kylie Minogue who doesnt have the best
voice on earth actually sing live ?


Damn she's hot...

What is it with me and Australian women ?? ;)

Terry
11-16-2009, 09:04 PM
She's far from the first to lip synch to a paying concert audience.

Milli Vanilli just happened to get busted in a big way early on. Janet Jackson, Paula Abdul and plenty of others were doing it far back as the late 1980s. Like Sesh says, it's happening all the time nowadays, and not always with "artists" one would tend to suspect, either.

Panamark
11-16-2009, 09:38 PM
That's a brilliant idea which I support fully as it's my pet hate but I suspect if they pass the law then very few artists will come to Australia.

You are bang on the money, the political opponents to this idea are
saying it will stop many international acts coming to Australia...

For mine, If they are mimers, let em stay home ! :biggrin: