If "you are what you eat" is true...

[Golden AWe]

...then I'll rather be a pig than a vegetable for the rest fo my life.

Eh?

[sadaist]

No wonder I'm such a pussy.

[Anonymous]

I'm a bloody cow, then.

Wif traces of chicken, and I probably taste like pussy.

*Mooooo* *cluck cluck* *queef*

Cheers! :bottle: