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Seshmeister

11-24-2009, 03:38 PM

People are inclined to just laugh at this women or say they like her because they would like to have sexual intercourse with her.

I was reading a bit of her new book and actually she is quite frightening. I think she is borderline mentally ill, she seems to live in a different reality where she just makes up shit all the time.

When Clinton lied about his sexual relations agree with it or not you can understand why he would tell that lie. Palin's lies are bizarre. A lot of them are really really easily proved to be lies and a lot of the time there seems to be little reason for them. For example in her book she describes being in labor with her downs kid for a few days as she takes flights around the world.

Here is a list of some of her lies before her book even came out.

The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin: A Summary Before The Next Round - The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan (http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/11/the-odd-lies-of-sarah-palin-a-roundup.html)

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/.a/6a00d83451c45669e2012875a2c71a970c-500wi

On the eve of Palin's latest version of reality, the Dish offers a recap of all the demonstrable lies she has told in the public record. We reprint the list as a public service and invite readers to run the new "book" through exactly the same empirical wringer, so we can compile an up-to-date and comprehensive list of the fantasies, delusions, lies and non-facts that Palin is so pathologically and unalterably attached to. Remember: we are not including contested stories that we cannot prove definitively one way or another or the usual spin that politicians use, or even hypocrisy or shading of facts. We are merely including things she has said or written that can be definitively proven as untrue, by incontestable evidence in the public record.

After you have read these, ask yourself: what wouldn't Sarah Palin lie about if she felt she had to?

Palin lied when she said the dismissal of her public safety commissioner, Walt Monegan, had nothing to do with his refusal to fire state trooper Mike Wooten; in fact, the Branchflower Report concluded that she repeatedly abused her power when dealing with both men.

Palin lied when she repeatedly claimed to have said, "Thanks, but no thanks" to the Bridge to Nowhere; in fact, she openly campaigned for the federal project when running for governor.

Palin lied when she denied that Wasilla's police chief and librarian had been fired; in fact, both were given letters of termination the previous day.

Palin lied when she wrote in the NYT that a comprehensive review by Alaska wildlife officials showed that polar bears were not endangered; in fact, email correspondence between those scientists showed the opposite.

Palin lied when she claimed in her convention speech that an oil gas pipeline "began" under her guidance; in fact, the pipeline was years from breaking ground, if at all.

Palin lied when she told Charlie Gibson that she does not pass judgment on gay people; in fact, she opposes all rights between gay spouses and belongs to a church that promotes conversion therapy.

Palin lied when she denied having said that humans do not contribute to climate change; in fact, she had previously proclaimed that human activity was not to blame.

Palin lied when she claimed that Alaska produces 20 percent of the country's domestic energy supply; in fact, the actual figures, based on any interpretation of her words, are much, much lower.

Palin lied when she told voters she improvised her convention speech when her teleprompter stopped working properly; in fact, all reports showed that the machine had functioned perfectly and that her speech had closely followed the script.

Palin lied when she recalled asking her daughters to vote on whether she should accept the VP offer; in fact, her story contradicts details given by her husband, the McCain campaign, and even Palin herself. (She later added another version.)

Palin lied when she claimed to have taken a voluntary pay cut as mayor; in fact, as councilmember she had voted against a raise for the mayor, but subsequent raises had taken effect by the time she was mayor.

Palin lied when she insisted that Wooten's divorce proceedings had caused his confidential records to become public; in fact, court officials confirmed they released no such records.

Palin lied when she suggested to Katie Couric that she was involved in trade missions with Russia; in fact, she has never even met with Russian officials.

Palin lied when she told Shimon Peres that the only flag in her office was the Israeli flag; in fact, she has several flags.

Palin lied when she claimed to have tried to divest government funds from Sudan; in fact, her administration openly opposed a bill that would have done just that.

Palin lied when she repeatedly claimed that troop levels in Iraq were back to pre-surge levels; in fact, even she acknowledged her "misstatements," though she refused to retract or apologize.

Palin lied when she insisted that the Branchflower Report "showed there was no unlawful or unethical activity on my part"; in fact, that report prominently stated, "Palin abused her power by violating Alaska Statute 39.52.110(a) of the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act."

Palin lied when she claimed to have voiced concerns over Wooten fearing he would harm her family; in fact, she actually decreased her security detail during that period.

Palin lied when asked about the $150,000 worth of clothes provided by the RNC; in fact, solid reporting contradicted several parts of her statement.

Palin lied when she suggested that she had offered the media proof of her pregnancy with Trig to "correct the record"; in fact, no reports of her medical records were ever published; and the letter from her doctor testifying to her good health only emerged hours before polling ended on election day, even though there was nothing in it that couldn't have been released two months earlier.

Palin lied when she said that "reported" allegations of her banning Harry Potter as mayor was easily refutable because it had not even been written yet; in fact, the first book in that series was published in 1998 - two years into her first term - and such rumors were never reported by the media, only circulated as emails.

Palin lied when she denied having participated in a clothes audit with campaign laywers; in fact, the Washington Times later confirmed those details.

Palin lied when asked about Couric's question regarding her reading habits; in fact, Couric's words were not, "What do you read up there in Alaska?" or anything close to condescension.

Palin lied when she mischaracterized the "$1200 check" given to Alaskans as the permanent fund dividend check; in fact, that fund had yielded $2,069 per person, and she claimed otherwise to obscure the fact that Alaskans also received a $1200 rebate check from a windfall profits tax on oil companies - a tax widely criticized by Republicans.

Palin lied when she claimed to be unaware of a turkey being slaughtered behind her during a filmed interview; in fact, the cameraman said she had picked the spot herself, while the slaughter was underway.

Palin lied when she denied having rejected federal stimulus money; in fact, she continued to accept and reject the funds several times.

Palin lied when she claimed that legislative leaders had canceled a meeting with her to hold their own press conference; in fact, they only canceled it after being told she would not participate, and the purpose of the press conference was very different from the meeting's.

Palin lied when she announced on the news that she never holds closed-door meetings; in fact, she had just attended a closed-door meeting with the legislature earlier that day.

Palin lied when she said that former aide John Bitney's "amicable" departure was for "personal" reasons; in fact, Bitney said he was fired because of his relationship with the wife of Palin's friend, plus a Palin spokesperson later claimed "poor job performance" for his firing - without elaborating.

Palin lied when she said she kept her running injury a secret on the campaign trail; in fact, her bandaged hand was clearly visible in photographs and the story was widely talked about.

Palin lied when she claimed that Alaska has spent "millions of dollars" on litigation related to her ethics complaints; in fact, that figure is much, much lower, and she had initiated the most expensive inquiry.

Palin lied when she denied that the Alaska Independence Party supports secession and denied that her husband had been a member; in fact, even the McCain campaign noted that the party's very existence is based on secession and that Todd was a member for seven years.

LoungeMachine

11-24-2009, 04:35 PM

Politician lies: Film at 11.

She's not any bigger of a liar than most Repukes, she's just dumber......

:gulp:

And that is far more dangerous.

Hardrock69

11-25-2009, 01:16 AM

I completely agree.

Box of rocks.

Bend her over a table.

RAMMING SPEED!!!!
:D

Little Texan

11-25-2009, 02:39 AM

This woman makes George W. Bush look like a Rhodes Scholar in comparison! It takes someone pretty fucking dumb to make Chimpy seem smart!

Nickdfresh

11-25-2009, 08:18 AM

The part about the Alaskan Independence Party is a hoot! Because, where would Alaska get all its welfare if they actually seceded?

Dr. Love

11-25-2009, 09:45 AM

She's makes me laugh at her. I wanna shoot her in the moose with my gun.

What was this thread about again?

FORD

11-25-2009, 10:38 AM

FORD

11-25-2009, 10:54 AM

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Nitro Express

11-29-2009, 12:25 PM

I completely agree.

Box of rocks.

Bend her over a table.

RAMMING SPEED!!!!
:D

You can plug her up there. Someone also has to stick a dick in her mouth so she can't lie.

Sarge

11-29-2009, 12:35 PM

I can't believe she is still getting press!

To think of all the cocks she sucked to get where she is at today!

Breasts,

Sarge

11-29-2009, 12:40 PM

Why do people care about what she says on Foreign Policy?
She didn't have a passport until 2007... She is the Jessica Simpson of female politicians

thome

11-29-2009, 01:30 PM

I can't believe she is still getting press!

To think of all the cocks she sucked to get where she is at today!

Breasts,

GADDDAMMIT!!! I must have been over at the salad bar... I miss everything...

Nitro Express

11-29-2009, 03:37 PM

I can't believe she is still getting press!

To think of all the cocks she sucked to get where she is at today!

Breasts,

She wants to be president so she still has more cock to suck. I'm sure some members of the Rockefeller family will get sucked off as well as the Republican Party. Now I can hear Henry Kissinger going,"Oh Sarah!" in his grumbling voice. Thank's to Viagra Henry still can get it up.

jhale667

11-29-2009, 10:28 PM

Why do people care about what she says on Foreign Policy?
She didn't have a passport until 2007... She is the Jessica Simpson of female politicians

NAILED it. :D

GAR

11-30-2009, 03:11 AM

It would be beneficial for the Democrats to have her front the Repubicans and serve as a vote-splitter, leaving Obama in office without a fair challenge.

Sarge

11-30-2009, 03:26 AM

I don't think she can suck enough cock to get elected president. Then again, people voted for Bush the 2nd time around.. so I guess anything is possible.

Little Texan

11-30-2009, 03:52 AM

I don't think she an suck enough cock to get elected president. Then again, people voted for Bush the 2nd time around.. so I guess anything is possible.

I don't think it was that people voted for Bush that got him elected as much as it was the voting being rigged in Ohio stealing the election for him.

jharp84

12-01-2009, 06:51 AM

I completely agree.

Box of rocks.

Bend her over a table.

RAMMING SPEED!!!!
:D

Fukkin" A Rite! I'll take sloppy seconds! :hee:

jacksmar

12-01-2009, 07:28 AM

I don't think she can suck enough cock to get elected president. Then again, people voted for Bush the 2nd time around.. so I guess anything is possible.

Who were you going to vote for Sarge? Walt Brown? Calero?
Fuckups like Cobb or Kerry?

Ever heard of holding your nose to vote?

FORD

12-01-2009, 10:14 AM

I had to hold my nose to vote for Judas IsKerryot, but he would have been better than the Chimp.

Seshmeister

12-01-2009, 11:46 AM

I think you always have to hold your nose.

That's no reason to vote for an insane idiot woman. Palin is the most dangerous politician I'm aware of.

lesfunk

12-01-2009, 03:10 PM

I think you always have to hold your nose.

That's no reason to vote for an insane idiot woman.That describes the vast majority of women doesn't it?
Palin is the most dangerous politician I'm aware of.
I disagree. She's not the most dangerous because she's not in charge of anything. She's just a celebrity at this point. But She has potential....

kwame k

12-01-2009, 04:58 PM

Jesus Christ! Over a million dumb fucks bought her fucking book!

HarperCollins spokeswoman Tina Andreadis said Tuesday that just two weeks after publication, Sarah Palin's memoir has sold 1 million copies. The print run for "Going Rogue" has been increased again, to 2.8 million copies. The original printing was 1.5 million, then moved up to 2.5 million.

"Going Rogue" joins a select club of million-selling political memoirs that includes Barack Obama's "The Audacity of Hope," Hillary Rodham Clinton's "Living History" and Bill Clinton's "My Life."Link (http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Palin-book-goes-apf-1782242211.html?x=0&.v=1)

FORD

12-01-2009, 06:08 PM

hambon4lif

12-01-2009, 06:31 PM

Those right wing sales figures are always distorted. Usually you have some right wing billionaires like Murdoch or Richard Mellonhead Scaife buy a few crates of them and then resell them at a discount (I heard you can get one for free with a Newsmax subscription)

Probably the same way that Britney Spears or N'Suck "sold" millions of albums.You realize that by saying that, you're overestimating the general public.
I'm cynical enough to believe that there are actually that many dumbfucks out there.

Did that book have alot of pictures?

The only books she should be in are ones with a centerfold.

jacksmar

12-01-2009, 08:43 PM

"I'm cynical enough to believe that there are actually that many dumbfucks out there."

FUCK YEAH !!!! BELIEVE IT!!!!

Look at the amount of dumbfucks that elected an unlettered tard Muslim.:lmao:

jhale667

12-01-2009, 10:31 PM

Look at the amount of dumbfucks that elected an unlettered tard Muslim.

Look at the dumbfuck stupid enough make a post that fucking idiotic.

You're a moron.

Nickdfresh

12-01-2009, 10:37 PM

Alec Baldwin on meeting Sarah Palin on The Late Show...

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GAR

12-01-2009, 10:40 PM

jhale667

12-01-2009, 10:53 PM

Why must Jay always leap to defend Obama?

It's a pattern. Somebody says something based in reality, and then you go off attacking them.

Quit being a dick!

It used to be pre-Sheep Pen, we nominated Moderators for merit.. instead of acidicism.

Gee, was that before or after you got canned for giving out your mod keys, loser?

"Quit being a dick?" You first.

Calling the President a "tard muslim" is NOT a comment "based in reality", so there goes that theory.

So STFU, you hack-magnet jizzmop.

ZahZoo

12-02-2009, 11:59 AM

It used to be pre-Sheep Pen, we nominated Moderators for merit.. instead of acidicism.

Again with the we crap...

Never seen such useless milage come from such an inconsequential bit player in the scheme of things on these boards.

Back in the day... 90% of your "nominated" mods were just personality contests won by whoever could maintain the strongest stream pissing in the wind... 10% brought a passion for a certain subject matter expertise or could actually perform the technical functions to run the board.

The downside of modding all your top personalities is you end up with a board membership and discussions dominated by a core group. It works against membership building... it becomes more about the appointed primadonnas/personalities than your core membership. Saw it happen here several different times, at DDLR a few times and finally at Rothfans as well... nothing kills a discussion board quicker.

The primary function of a mod should be administrative first. Keeping your topics/forums organized and on subject. Secondly they should keep things moving by contributing to their forum subjects... but not dominating and definately not intimidating members from participation.

The most successful discussion boards are all about their subject matter and member community... not just a select group of personalities pretending to run the place when all they are doing is running their own exclusive playground for malcontents & net-bullies... Hate to say this... but this is where VHlinks excels and most of the DLR boards have failed.

Gar... it's long past pretending to be a part of the mod team and try, if you can, to be contributing member. Although it may be past recovering. Clearly most of this community would rather see you gone... either on your own or when the admins have had enough of your crap...

hambon4lif

12-02-2009, 12:33 PM

Hardrock69

12-02-2009, 12:42 PM

Moderator.

And Gar has wished he could be one for most of his life.

That said, ignore anything he says. He is a delusional pathological liar who is bothered to no end because we call him on it.

ZahZoo

12-02-2009, 01:20 PM

You'll have to excuse me for being so naive, I'm new to this messageboard stuff and greener than a blade of grass...yet I'm compelled to ask:

What is a 'mod'? And why is it so important to some whether they are one or not? It's confusing....

Whatsmore...what the hell does any of it have to do with Sarah Palin?

Oh come on... you outgrew your naive hat decades ago...

Off-topic..? Yeah... That can be fun or irritating. Depends on what your ADHD factor for the day is!!

Nailin Palin or beating Gar like a rented mule... all about the same ain't it?

hambon4lif

12-02-2009, 02:01 PM

Nailin Palin or beating Gar like a rented mule... all about the same ain't it?Not even close. Two completely different universes.

See, I have erotic dirty sexual fantasies about Sarah. I want to have sex with her in the most disgusting way possible. I want to bend her over in front of a mirror so I could see the look on her face when I plant my flagpole in her ass. I want to see the hungry anticipation in her eyes 2 seconds before I spray her face with my gorilla-juice.
Don't say anything so as not to sadden her into a suicidal depression...but I just don't have those kinda feelings towards Gar.

The only two things they both have in common is their I.Q. and the fact that neither one of them will ever get my vote. Beyond that, it's 'chalk and cheese', homeboy!

Seshmeister

12-02-2009, 08:04 PM

That would make a lot of sense if you got to fuck whoever you vote for but as far as I'm aware you don't get to.

hambon4lif

12-02-2009, 09:27 PM

That would make a lot of sense if you got to fuck whoever you vote for but as far as I'm aware you don't get to.LOL!
Sadly, here in America, it's the other way around. The ones we vote for end up fucking us!

Alot of folks make the mistake in assuming that if you wanna fuck her, then you're gonna vote for her as well.....WRONG! You'll get alot of posts from those who are in deep denial, but the inescapable fact is she's a very attractive woman. Any guy given the opportunity would wanna fuck her six ways from Sunday....except of course the liars and the 'guys that like other guys'.

And before some woman reads this post and thinks of me as nothing more than a chauvinist pig.....I say 'HEY! She was marketed to us as 'tits and ass', so what else am I supposed to fucking think?'
I have a penis...her face would look good at the end of it...case closed, the defense rests, end of story.

Wall Street played America like a goddamn fiddle. They hedged their bet by funding the campaigns of both Obama AND McBush knowing damn well that no American was gonna just turn the keys over to some clench-mouthed babbling fossil and some hot middle-aged chick.
Although if I ever end up on a ticket, I'm announcing Meagan Fox as my running-mate....she could distract the country while I do and say whatever I damn well please....which would include scratching the Afghanistan bullshit and bringing our boys home, the destruction of all FEMA camps,the triple-life imprisonment of every fucking banker that's responsible for this countrys current fucked-up economy, AND for the first time in American history, I'll authorize an audit on The Federal Reserve.
And after my first term, and after all is said and done, ya' know what they'll remember most? How smoking hot Meagan is....yep! We're just that damn simple.

The McBush/Palin thing failed this time because it was the first time it was even attempted, but I see it as a very effective and persuasive formula in the future.

kwame k

12-02-2009, 09:49 PM

LOL!
Any guy given the opportunity would wanna fuck her six ways from Sunday....except of course the liars and the 'guys that like other guys'.

I'll only bang her if she promises not to talk, otherwise it's a deal breaker:)

Terry

12-02-2009, 10:41 PM

The latest misrepresentation on Palin's part concerns the impression she has created of barnstorming the country via bus on her current book-signing tour, when she has in fact flown to more than a few scheduled cities initially via a private jet, from which she disembarks, then hops onto the tour bus and THEN goes to the book signing.

The kind of information that is so easy to suss out, yet she still denies it.

If either her or Mitt run in 2012, well, Obama would have to REALLY fuck things up to lose to either one of them...and by REALLY fuck up I mean preside over 20% or higher unemployment, or if there's another terrorist attack.

LoungeMachine

12-02-2009, 11:11 PM

It used to be pre-Sheep Pen, we nominated Moderators for merit.. instead of acidicism.

We?

:lmao:

:lmao:

:lmao:

fuck you moron.

There is no we that involves you here....

:gulp:

Anonymous

12-02-2009, 11:36 PM

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/.a/6a00d83451c45669e2012875a2c71a970c-500wi

I just lost another possible heir, looking at this pic.

Just look at that slutty face. I bet she rims.

Cheers! :bottle:

hambon4lif

12-02-2009, 11:57 PM

If either her or Mitt run in 2012, well, Obama would have to REALLY fuck things up to lose to either one of them...and by REALLY fuck up I mean preside over 20% or higher unemployment, or if there's another terrorist attack.Believe me when I say this, if there isn't, they'll create one. When Obamas approval rating cannot possibly drop any lower than it is already, Bin Laden will suddenly appear again, and this time....captured. Saddam was captured, tried, and ultimately convicted in the nick of time the American people got fed up and wanted Bush not only impeached, but ridden out out of Washington on a motherfucking rail.....TRUTH! All of a sudden, after over a decade of searching....there he was....TADA!!!

If that's too much for anyone reading this to grasp, let your brain chew on this.....if you had so much as a little-time, petty-assed misdemeanor warrant, and the government wanted to find you, I'll bet every fucking dollar in my pocket right now that they would. Yet they have trouble locating a terrorist responsible for the deaths of tens of thousands of innocent Americans?!?? Come the fuck on! It's time to wake up! If you think for one hot fucking minute that you had the time to make videos (on location) making fun of American Intelligence, do you not think they would track you down and bring you to justice? Given our resources (satellites, etc. etc.)? Fuck, we can spot FORD right now taking a piss in his backyard because his one bathroom in his house is currently occupied...(Okay, I made that part up, sorry for the reference, but I'm making a point. I also wanted to make sure you were following this.)

Nonetheless....think about it. If you're truly wanted, there's no place on this entire planet....anywhere....that you'd be able to hide. They will find you....

Osama is Obamas 'Ace Of Spades'.....and remember to pull this post out as reference when this turns out to be more than just rhetoric to you.

It's just the way America works.....

Va Beach VH Fan

12-03-2009, 09:00 AM

Actually, that was the thought prior to the 2006 and 2008 elections, meaning that Bush would "suddenly" capture Bin Laden....

But as far as the 2012 elections, I don't know if the Republicans have a serious shot yet or not, but let's not forget, they just retook the Virginia and New Jersey governor spots from the Dems.... If the Republicans generate the same type of voter turnout in 2012 nationwide that they obviously did in VA and NJ, I don't think it would be a shocker if they win, especially if the economy (read: jobs) doesn't improve much more....

It'll be interesting to see what happens leading up to the 2010 midterm elections... If the economy doesn't start turning around, we'll see how that reflects in that election....

Terry

12-03-2009, 07:45 PM

hambon4lif

12-03-2009, 09:28 PM

Yeah, but the turnover in those elections was little more than the usual periodic swapping that goes on in many states.

When you only have two choices, and (obviously) only one of the two can be the alternative, it's not like one can even really say "this state is going blue" or "that one is going red" when the vote comes down to a "throw the incumbent bums out" mentality.....one of the things that threw me for a loop (and ultimately increased my education me on American politics) was that indies like Ron Paul had one question and less than 30 seconds in the debates....that's your biased and fucked-up media at work).

By the time 2012 rolls around, nobody in their right mind will say "I'm Left" or "I'm Right".....they'll look for someone who doesn't give a flying fuck about either one, wrap themselves in the Bill Of Rights, The Constitution, and make Americans more than just give a shit about being American....but give them pride in the land that they live in....

We elected someone who promised us "Hope" & "Change", and sadly, he peeled the label back after the election to reveal that he was nothing more than some Wall Street puppet/suckdick. My biggest worry, is that when he's done selling this country out of its independence...will there be anything left worth fighting for?

Fuck the left, fuck the right, they're both rigged.
We're gonna have to wait 3 more years to get one, but we need someone who actually knows (and values) intrinsically, what it means to be an American!

LoungeMachine

12-04-2009, 05:09 AM

Kucinich 2012.

:gulp:

Works for me....

ULTRAMAN VH

12-04-2009, 10:20 AM

Kucinich 2012.

:gulp:

Works for me....

Kucinich tells debate audience: I saw a UFO
Published: Wednesday October 31, 2007

Dennis Kucinich's presidential campaign is hardly being taken seriously by the major media in this country, and that fact was on full display Tuesday night when NBC's Tim Russert took time from the Democratic candidates' debate to ask Kucinich's views on little green men.

Russert asked Kucinich about a recent claim by actress Shirley MacLaine, a longtime friend to the Ohio congressman, that he saw was very moved by an encounter with a UFO many years ago.

Kucinich acknowledged the encounter with a mysterious, hovering, triangular craft, but he left open whether he thought it was carrying space invaders.

"I did," he said. "It was an unidentified flying object, OK? It's like, it's unidentified; I saw something."

MacLaine wrote that Kucinich found the experience "extremely moving."

"The smell of roses drew him out to my balcony where, when he looked up, he saw a gigantic triangular craft, silent, and observing him," she wrote. "It hovered, soundless, for 10 minutes or so, and sped away with a speed he couldn't comprehend. He said he felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind."

At the debate, Kucinich joked that he was planning to move his headquarters to Roswell, New Mexico, the site of a suspected UFO crash.

Kucinich compared himself to former President Jimmy Carter, who also claimed to have seen a UFO, and he joked that there were more people in the US who have had a close encounter with a strange flying object than who approve of President Bush's performance.

No surprize here, you're both f##king nuts! :lmao:

FORD

12-04-2009, 10:40 AM

Ronald Reagan Sees a UFO

by the Editors of Publications International, Ltd.
Browse the article Ronald Reagan Sees a UFO

Ronald Reagan Sees a UFO

One night in 1974, from a Cessna Citation aircraft, one of America's most famous citizens saw a UFO.

There were four persons aboard the plane: pilot Bill Paynter, two security guards, and the governor of California, Ronald Reagan. As the airplane approached Bakersfield, California, the passengers called Paynter's attention to a strange object to their rear. "It appeared to be several hundred yards away," Paynter recalled. "It was a fairly steady light until it began to accelerate. Then it appeared to elongate. Then the light took off. It went up at a 45-degree angle-at a high rate of speed. Everyone on the plane was surprised. . . . The UFO went from a normal cruise speed to a fantastic speed instantly. If you give an airplane power, it will accelerate-but not like a hot rod, and that's what this was like."

A week later Reagan recounted the sighting to Norman C. Miller, then Washington bureau chief for the Wall Street Journal. Reagan told Miller, "We followed it for several minutes. It was a bright white light. We followed it to Bakersfield, and all of a sudden to our utter amazement it went straight up into the heavens." When Miller expressed some doubt, a "look of horror came over [Reagan]. It suddenly dawned on him . . . that he was talking to a reporter." Immediately afterward, according to Miller, Reagan "clammed up."

Reagan has not discussed the incident publicly since.

http://science.howstuffworks.com/ronald-reagan-ufo.htm

Seshmeister

12-04-2009, 10:49 AM

If you don't know what something is then it's a UFO. Jimmy didn't know his astronomy and what he saw was a very bright Venus.

Of course a quick google shows that the UFO retards are asking if he was abducted and replaced with an alien presumably because he saw Venus and didn't recognize it...

FORD

12-04-2009, 10:57 AM

I think that Reagan truly believed he saw a spaceship though. Remember his statement to Gorby in Geneva around 1985 or so......

"how easy his task and mine might be in these meetings that we held if suddenly there was a threat to this world from some other species from another planet outside in the universe. We'd forget all the little local differences that we have between our countries ..."

Seshmeister

12-04-2009, 01:55 PM

Ronnie only approved the Star Wars defense system because he wanted to meet a wookie

Terry

12-04-2009, 02:11 PM

I just lost another possible heir, looking at this pic.

Just look at that slutty face. I bet she rims.

Cheers! :bottle:

Nah.

10,000:1 Vegas odds says she's strictly missionary, and only for pro-creation.

You get on top of her, and instead of moans and groans, the second you put it in her she alternates between saying "hurry up! we're sinning!! let's get this over with!!!" and "Jesus, I'm sorry for sinning! I'm not enjoying this!!"...

...although come to think of it, that actually IS mildly arousing...

LoungeMachine

12-04-2009, 02:21 PM

She's missionary with Todd....

But when she was banging his ex business partner at the Motel 6, she was a fucking animal.....

:gulp:

Remember, what happens at Motel 6, stays at Motel 6. We'll leave the light on for ya....

kwame k

12-04-2009, 03:27 PM

She's missionary with Todd....

I told you that in the strictest of confidence, blabbermouth:)

Seshmeister

12-14-2009, 04:26 PM

Going Rogue: An American Life by Sarah Palin / Sarah from Alaska: The Sudden Rise and Brutal Education of a New Conservative Superstar by Scott Conroy and Shushannah Walshe review | Non-fiction book reviews - Times Online (http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/non-fiction/article6949910.ece)

Good review of her book.

From The Sunday Times
December 13, 2009

Going Rogue: An American Life by Sarah Palin / Sarah from
Alaska: The Sudden Rise and Brutal Education of a New Conservative Superstar by Scott Conroy and Shushannah Walshe
The Sunday Times review by Christopher Hitchens: two books — a biography and her own much-trumpeted memoir — paint an alarming portrait of Republican favourite Sarah Palin

It is easy to tell that Sarah Palin has a high opinion of herself. For example, she declines in her memoir, Going Rogue, to attribute
her own presence among us to the mere laws of biology.

Convinced on almost every page that she and her career are the objects of a divine design, she prefers to assert that she did not originate from “single-celled organisms”, let alone from “monkeys who eventually swung down from the trees”. The evolutionary evidence in which she does not “believe” she chooses to call “a theory”, which she then takes some care to show she does not in the least understand. Steve Schmidt, the Republican party handler to whom she confided her stupefying ignorance, after she had been selected as a candidate for the vice-presidency of the United States, “winced and raised his eyebrows”, she recalls in the book. Obviously choosing his words with care, he said: “But your dad’s a science teacher.”

An appeal to the example of Palin’s dad, Chuck Heath, ought to have worked, since on many pages of her abysmal book she describes him as a paragon of tenderness as well as a fount of knowledge. She makes such a good case for him as an authority that one is inclined to believe him when he tells Scott Conroy and Shushannah Walshe, in Sarah from Alaska, why it was that she lasted only one term at the University of Hawaii, the first of the four colleges she attended. Her book claims that the “perpetual sunshine” of Hawaii was “too perfect” and “not conducive to serious academics”. Her beloved father says in Conroy and Walshe’s biography that she didn’t care for the local Asian-Pacific skin tones: “They were a minority-type thing and it wasn’t glamorous, so she came home.”

It is of interest that America’s two most electric politicians are from the two most recently adopted and geographically separated states: Barack Obama from Hawaii and Palin from Alaska. And it is Palin who has emerged as the anti-Obama, putting her name to the deranged term “death panel” as a slogan against national health insurance, for example, and adored by those who believe America is the object of a socialist takeover led by a man who wasn’t born in the country. (Opinions divide between those who think the president was born in Kenya, and those who agree that he was born in Hawaii but do not yet know that Hawaii is a state of the union.)

When this sort of bigotry and provincialism is directed at Alaska or Alaskans, though, the state’s former governor acts like a girl grizzly or, for all I know, a mother moose, defending her young. Her stock-in-trade is the deft cultivation of resentment against the big cities, the intellectual elite, the media and all who look down on small-town folk. It’s a worn and cracked old disc, and it’s being spun again, often by a group of rarefied Republican intellectuals, who ought to know better, and orchestrated in Washington by Fred Malek, an old inside-the-Beltway hack, who once provided the paranoid populist Richard Nixon with a list of subversive Jews who worked in the Department of Labour.
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This in itself should give the lie to the Palinistas who regard their candidate as a rebel or an outsider. The greater part of both these books is taken up with a rehash of Palin’s quarrel with the Republican party managers who drew the short straw of projecting and protecting her farcical candidacy (Conroy and Walshe witnessed the debacle first-hand as “embedded journalists” on her campaign). When these books’ pages are not dismally boring they are positively alarming, and you can almost see the ashen faces of men, such as the above Schmidt, who suddenly realised what a ghastly thing had happened to their party. I personally know some extremely serious conservatives, such as David Frum and Christopher Buckley, who expressed grave public concerns about the Republican ticket on these terms. And it’s no use Palin saying that these men are pointy-heads and big-city slickers, since the energy of her continuing campaign is fuelled to this day by insider pundits such as William Kristol and Fred Barnes of The Weekly Standard, whose editorial product is not exactly aimed at the broad masses. Even Barnes, who is also a pillar of Fox News, confesses some misgivings to Conroy and Walshe. He once asked Palin which “conservative thinkers and writers” were her favourites. The only name she could come up with was — Fred Barnes. Barnes is not to be fooled in this way, commenting mildly that: “I’m not sure she’s curious about that at this point. There’s a lot of great stuff that’s been written that’s not that hard to read.”

Palin’s second chapter opens with a sapient observation by Aristotle about how to avoid criticism, which I am guessing was inserted by her ultra-Christian ghostwriter Lynn Vincent. (All the chapter headings are randomly culled and sprinkled: they begin with a null remark by the football coach Lou Holtz — “I don’t believe that God put us on earth to be ordinary” — whereas the whole book is a populist hymn to the most ordinary possible folk.) The current Palin book tour, by contrast, deliberately avoids making stops in the country’s main centres of population on both coasts. Her hero Ronald Reagan would not have done that, but then neither would he have, without warning his friends, resigned his position as the governor of an important state. To watch Palin’s quit-statement on YouTube, by the way, is an obligation for all students of the ineffably incoherent.

The most arresting thing about Palin, indeed, is the absolutely unbreachable serenity of her ignorance. She already has all the information she requires. She knows, for example, how heaven fine-tunes employment practices in the Alaskan oil industry. (“As the months went by, [her husband] Todd’s prayer was answered by an offer for a permanent position with BP.”) This would be laughable if it weren’t creepy. So here is the present pass to which the American right has brought itself: the cult of a silly theocratic demagogue whose main fascination lies in her ability to generate impure thoughts even among those who don’t like her. This seems like a perversion of the argument from design.

kwame k

12-14-2009, 07:10 PM

She's becoming like a religion onto herself.....no matter what she says or how many lies she tells, she'll have her sheep.

ODShowtime

12-14-2009, 07:48 PM

I love when Pailn bashes "scientists". Who does that? She sounds like a priest in the 1900s or from some weird Rush album or science fiction book.

I know gw&friends hated the scientists and always tried to take away their credibility, but I think they at least understood that without their scientists, their precious red phone and the Button wouldn't exist.

This idiot thanks god for Alaska's oil wealth without realizing that petroleum is worthless without science.

I would totally nail her though. Doggy preferably.

jhale667

12-14-2009, 07:52 PM

She's becoming like a religion onto herself.....no matter what she says or how many lies she tells, she'll have her sheep.

Dunno dude, even my nutty birther co-worker, who was ready for her virtual canonization (I know, still living..lol) last year, now says in hindsight "She'd make a good talk-show host, but should probably get out of politics." :eek:

I mean, he totally went with the "What, he's not from Keyna? ...uhhh...hang on....errrrr...OK, we meant British!!" logic jump of the birthers :rolleyes: but Sarah Palin's starting to lose some luster...

kwame k

12-14-2009, 07:53 PM

OD I know what you're saying about nailin' Palin was tongue in cheek but I'm really scared people will vote for her because she is a MILF and for no other reason.

ODShowtime

12-14-2009, 07:53 PM

You get on top of her, and instead of moans and groans, the second you put it in her she alternates between saying "hurry up! we're sinning!! let's get this over with!!!" and "Jesus, I'm sorry for sinning! I'm not enjoying this!!"...

...although come to think of it, that actually IS mildly arousing...

yeah I could hang with that

kwame k

12-14-2009, 07:54 PM

Dunno dude, even my nutty birther co-worker, who was ready for her virtual canonization last year, now says in hindsight "She'd make a good talk-show host, but should probably get out of politics." :eek:

I mean, he totally went with the "What, he's not from Keyna? ...uhhh...hang on....errrrr...OK, we meant British!!" logic jump of the birthers :rolleyes: but Sarah Palin's starting to lose some luster...

God I hope so, Jay. I'm digging Colorado and would really hate to leave this State and the Country if that nut job ever gets elected to high office.

jhale667

12-14-2009, 07:59 PM

God I hope so, Jay. I'm digging Colorado and would really hate to leave this State and the Country if that nut job ever gets elected to high office.

I hear ya...I know people said that about W., but she's far worse - look what happened with that idiot in charge for 8 years, imagine if she took over!

Where in the world would you move to be safe from that kind of stoopid?? ;)

ODShowtime

12-14-2009, 07:59 PM

OD I know what you're saying about nailin' Palin was tongue in cheek but I'm really scared people will vote for her because she is a MILF and for no other reason.

people will vote for her not specifically because they want to fuck her, but women will vote for her because they want to be like her. She's cute and feisty and she picks fights with the big guys. Guys like her because they want to be around hot chicks. Men will actually hire people of much less aptitude just so they are surrounded by hot chicks during their day. I know, not exactly a news flash.

I, on the other hand, realize that the wrong leader can easily lead to world annihilation these days. So I wouldn't vote for her based on the fact that she's incompetent. I honestly don't think I could stand being around her for very long. Maybe long enough to paint her teeth.

kwame k

12-14-2009, 08:02 PM

I hear ya...I know people said that about W., but she's far worse - look what happened with that idiot in charge for 8 years, imagine if she took over!

Where in the world would you move to be safe from that kind of stoopid?? ;)

Switzerland? Those motherfuckers don't take a stand on anything and they'll launder anyone's money:)

kwame k

12-14-2009, 08:03 PM

people will vote for her not specifically because they want to fuck her, but women will vote for her because they want to be like her. She's cute and feisty and she picks fights with the big guys. Guys like her because they want to be around hot chicks. Men will actually hire people of much less aptitude just so they are surrounded by hot chicks during their day. I know, not exactly a news flash.

I, on the other hand, realize that the wrong leader can easily lead to world annihilation these days. So I wouldn't vote for her based on the fact that she's incompetent. I honestly don't think I could stand being around her for very long. Maybe long enough to paint her teeth.

I agree, her hotness factor goes into the negative anytime she talks.....

Nickdfresh

12-15-2009, 11:11 AM

Did anyone watch the Alec Baldwin interview where he calls her "Bible Spice?" :)

http://www.blather.net/zeitgeist/bible_spice.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_V0EfVT2pMlQ/SQoENIEusKI/AAAAAAAABTE/1BrzbOpVZMc/s400/Bible+Spice.jpg

hideyoursheep

12-23-2009, 06:54 AM

Man she was a piece of work. Wonder if she will ever go to work for SNL?

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jhale667

12-23-2009, 03:01 PM

Go die in a fire.

FORD

12-23-2009, 03:14 PM

Go die in a fire.

Maybe he'll have a little accident at the next cross burning?

http://web.mac.com/andytiedye/Site/klansman-on-fire.jpg

jhale667

12-23-2009, 03:16 PM

Maybe he'll have a little accident at the next cross burning?

http://web.mac.com/andytiedye/Site/klansman-on-fire.jpg

Let's hope. :hee:

Va Beach VH Fan

12-23-2009, 03:27 PM

HAHAHAHAHA,

Even a white child is more demanding than that N***** of a president.

Dude, knock off the racist language....

Nickdfresh

12-23-2009, 06:00 PM

HAHAHAHAHA,

Even a white child is more demanding than that N***** of a president.

I bet you were real tough and said that to your fellow black soldiers in the Army, eh letscock?

kwame k

12-23-2009, 06:04 PM

Wow, watching a meltdown in progress......so rare to catch it in real time.

jhale667

12-23-2009, 06:05 PM

you just flunked.

That's kinda ironic coming from the douche that just got warned for breaking one of the few rules around here...

You rode the short bus to school, huh?

So did Sarah Palin...back on topic already! :lmao:

Nickdfresh

12-23-2009, 06:07 PM

Never said i was in the Army. Do your homework, you just flunked.

You mean I failed? much like your political career?

jhale667

12-23-2009, 06:10 PM

You mean I failed? much like your political career?

Oh, wicked BURN!!! :rofl:

kwame k

12-23-2009, 06:14 PM

That's where the Epic Meltdown happened.......DDLR.com and his failed councilman thing. That was classic.......thanks for the laughs, dude.

Nickdfresh

12-23-2009, 06:14 PM

You have nothing new?

Neither do you, actually. (which is the problem.)

jhale667

12-23-2009, 06:16 PM

Neither do you, actually. (which is the problem.)

Same old FAIL, rinse, repeat. :rolleyes:

kwame k

12-23-2009, 06:20 PM

Cool, that was some great stuff.

PETE'S BROTHER

12-23-2009, 06:20 PM

Derailing another thread, one at a time. But then again you guys usually like the gay/homo derailments. Interesting?

such a sad goal you have. and this attempt started with racism, not your gay/homo fetish.

kwame k

12-23-2009, 06:24 PM

I can't wait for the early AM assault that HYS is going to lay down on you. What county/city did that happen in?

kwame k

12-23-2009, 06:29 PM

If you don't give a fuck and are laughing at owning all of us....why not just post your county/city?

Me thinks thou dost protest too much.