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standin
11-25-2009, 01:45 AM
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standin
11-25-2009, 01:55 AM
For match.com
I need a user name.


With yahoo, I will need an new email address username.

Oolith?
Roth579?
Experimentnumber972?

standin
11-25-2009, 01:58 AM
This should be fun Shoes!
What names do you think are good for you?

Dr. Love
11-25-2009, 10:37 AM
The Doctor is in.

Dr. Love
11-25-2009, 10:39 AM
For match.com
I need a user name.


With yahoo, I will need an new email address username.

Oolith?
Roth579?
Experimentnumber972?

you gotta play this right ... SexyRockerGirl@yahoo.com ... makes sure you get the attention you deserve.

Sensible Shoes
11-25-2009, 10:57 AM
Oh Jesus Christ. This is going to get interesting.

Try and remember I'm old.

thome
11-25-2009, 12:57 PM
I am not on the market right now so none of you chickies will be a....a...........................a'Sassafied!

thome and the World Fukk Tour!!!

cummin to a town near you...

I am only one man!!!

the only man you need...

Cua'ze I am sexy!


I crack me up....


Mmmmmmmmm...................... chicks on the make..................

Dr. Love
11-26-2009, 10:11 PM
Oh Jesus Christ. This is going to get interesting.

Try and remember I'm old.

Hmmm.... maybe SexyRockingChairGirl@yahoo.com then... ;)

jhale667
11-27-2009, 02:49 AM
:lmao:

GAR
11-27-2009, 03:48 AM
For match.com
I need a user name.


With yahoo, I will need an new email address username.

Oolith?
Roth579?
Experimentnumber972?

cato@dlrarmy.com is a good one, nobody uses it

standin
11-27-2009, 08:28 AM
you gotta play this right ... SexyRockerGirl@yahoo.com ... makes sure you get the attention you deserve.

Back to more important things!

:biggrin:
:umm:
That seems pretty lowcut bloused.
:hitch:


Are you sure it don't make my brestums stick out too much? :tongue0011:

So done.....

Profile is next....
Wow, not even a profile and already


802 men match what you’re looking for

standin
11-27-2009, 08:45 AM
Personals recently asked members for their opinions on improvements being considered. Given the choice between addressing someone by factitious “screen name” (like “zeusman123”) or by real first name (like “Steven”), they overwhelmingly chose first name. Many remarked that it would make them more likely to initiate conversations.

It’s just more personal.

What about my privacy?
Not to worry. Your full name will never be shown to anyone other than you. Unless, of course, you’re the one doing the showing.

What if I don’t want to give my first name?
Don’t do anything you’re not comfortable with. Instead of your name, you can use your initials, a variation of your name, or a pseudonym.

Oh! I need a name. Maybe my initials would be sexyrockergirl OK? :D

standin
11-27-2009, 08:51 AM
Here's one...

“great people never die”
I'm outgoing soccer fan love life respect people want romance &love in life want a woman that makes a man feel like one ...

I can't see the rest until I pick out a name.....

Dr. Love
11-27-2009, 11:49 AM
RockGirlYHBT (You Have Been Trolled)?

standin
11-27-2009, 01:20 PM
you saying you want to quit now?
Aw, we was just getting started... Where's your stamina? :biggrin:

Dr. Love
12-02-2009, 03:43 AM
I'm down, I think this game has legs... spread 'em!

standin
12-02-2009, 04:19 AM
Man, I am already 30 miles ahead.
I picked out a city, put some pics up, wrote the 5 w's and how.
:D...
Sadly, Of goodly depending on how ya look at it.
One ID that was fronting being a Cop, decided that might not be a good idea any longer.
My freebie public service for the week.

I am blazing along here....

Did see one guy that was a community activist.... well written but a little weak on the pictures.

ZahZoo
12-02-2009, 03:58 PM
Dr Love... Community Activist:

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/553.jpg

standin
12-02-2009, 04:15 PM
:lmao:
Community of One~

He must really be courtin' hard whatever chick talked him into wearing that to get on PoW

standin
12-19-2009, 12:50 AM
Well, this is going really well.
I do not know if I know how to put this into words and not write a 5 page criminal draft.

So, I settled on a site. I had gone back to some old locations and literally, they were all ghost towns, nothing like the busy sites before. Odd, I think. Therefore, I find one that seems to have a lot of members on it and has enough services available to be useful. One the first to contact me was a nice enough person, good profile but in another country. Moreover, he had similar (for lack of words) red flags as one nut case, which was one of the most elaborate ploys (for lack of words)

The ploy, I had met when very sick. Back when I was in major heart failure. BTW, what a jerk the ploy was to play with someone that was in heart failure. Nevertheless, who knows? Oh BS. I know, I backgrounded that ploy pretty good. Not as good as, I could do today, but even before the training, I was darn good. This ploy set up fake offices, phone banks, and the elaborateness of it was beyond over the top. Moreover, it was really quite rude looking back.

Well that creep the ploy would send me shit. Shit I did not need. I did not need pearl prayer beads. That was the last straw was those pearl prayer beads. There I was ill as all get out. Would not come to me, but was "jetting" all around and sending me fucking prayer beads. Whatever dude.

So this guy that contacted me, had a few similarities to the ploy dude. OK OK. I try not to paint everyone with the same stroke. I do tell him the story of the ploy dude. And say, I am really not interested, you just happen to contact me before I realized how high my wall would need to be. You are nice, yada yada yada...but This is the ground rules. Don't wine about them and when you realize you’re not going to yada yada yada let me put you in some area of my life where you’re fit well, the not here looking for fans speech.

I still have not done a background on him yet. Supposed to be in Dubai and his email he gave is out of AU. Oh well that draws a big red flag. I do not write. I give him one email address manufactured just for him from the pro account. Fine so that is where that stands.

However, here is the catcher; I am getting no reviews, no chats, nothing now. The exception being, what are obviously persons that have my name on google alert new members that are willing to accept. That is all well and fine with me, as long as you are willing to accept.

Ugggg!
So, I gave him an email address. He is supposed to visit next month. I told him, unless there is no doubt what so ever, I will continue looking and will not become involved even lightly. Truth is more red flags are popping up. When I asked him about the AU account, he did not answer. He did answer why he was repeatedly stating he "was a middle age gentleman", he answered with "because I dont want to mislead you" The misspelling is his.

I have gone to another site, but I am not so sure about the other site. It only gave me one match for 250 miles. Maybe, I will give them a call in the morning
.:pullinghair: :rolleyes: :biggrin::hitch::umm::)

GAR
12-19-2009, 02:49 AM
I think if you can't just walk up with the nerve to someone at the market and say hello, you do not deserve to do the same online in a singles ad.

For many years I couldn't do even that, then I could so now look at me.. I can haz cheezburgrz.. okay.

ELVIS
12-19-2009, 03:11 AM
She didn't write that crap...

standin
12-19-2009, 05:07 AM
What is wrong with you, Elvis?
You act, ... I don't know. You are all angry, saying snide snipes while tail-ending me.
Then are all "I'm not trying to run you off" on the pops thread.
What is wrong with you?
I have never paid much attention to you before, except when you start catching shit for fundie ideas. I may not be fundie, but you have the right to be (to an extent).
Why the sudden attention?



Are you stressing over the holidays? Or is that just adding to another stressor?

standin
12-19-2009, 05:19 AM
I think if you can't just walk up with the nerve to someone at the market and say hello, you do not deserve to do the same online in a singles ad.

For many years I couldn't do even that, then I could so now look at me.. I can haz cheezburgrz.. okay.

I can't even comprehend not being able to be forthright.

To me it seems as simple as, You see some one you like. Are they suitable? Are you suitable? What is required? Is that suitable? Is it achievable? Make a decision.

Pretty much like the rest of life.
Sometimes you might put off doing something, but sooner or later if it is important enough to you or for you, you'll need it. And you'll be back at square one. Or something like that.

I don't know, seems like some people just complicate things.

Sensible Shoes
12-19-2009, 09:12 AM
Oh for crissakes. You live in LOS ANGELES. I live in the woods. I can be quite forthright with trees. It gets me no sex.

standin
12-19-2009, 03:35 PM
I live in the woods. I can be quite forthright with trees. It gets me no sex.

:lmao:
That is siggy worthy material right there!!
To the notes page it goes!

:notworthy:

3 hours from now when I am talking to the trees, they are going to ask me why the giggles. The best answer I'll manage is more giggles.
~joke!

standin
12-20-2009, 08:29 PM
Ok, due to the lack of response. I believe everyone believes ploy guy and new guy, which I did write back, are one and the same.

On another context. I am so tempted to post an IM. Some "kid" decided he had created me then proceeded to tell me how I was his. Well it goes down hill from there.

Untill,

Dear member,

Thank you for contacting us.

We have now investigated this matter and removed that person. Please
contact us immediately if you find any other profiles which:

standin
12-21-2009, 12:19 AM
What a sorry GD disappointment.
Makes me throw up.
I'll write about when I get back.
Fucking lying, cheating, stealing, stingy type person (I can't "say" the word.... but we alllll know the word that he is.
Dear God hear my prayer. please let 15 people I have met that are ill in the social disease pass away tonight. One in particular would be real nice. Amen.

GAR
12-21-2009, 12:28 AM
New prospect didn't pay for his supper this time, or what?

GAR
12-21-2009, 12:31 AM
Oh for crissakes. You live in LOS ANGELES. I live in the woods. I can be quite forthright with trees. It gets me no sex.

Um, would you LIKE to live in Los Angeles or would you like to have more tree-sex.. we all have these choices in life.

standin
12-21-2009, 01:06 AM
My self I would rather trees than live in LA. Nice place to visit when you must, but wouldn't want to live there.

standin
12-21-2009, 01:10 AM
New prospect didn't pay for his supper this time, or what?

Damn, I really thought YOU would at least be dead by the time I got back.
There is still 23 and a half hours. I'll keep the light on for ya. :biggrin:

standin
12-30-2009, 04:36 AM
Just a heads up to my most beloved sentry and others.
If I give you an ID, you are tagged with that ID.
It does you no use to attempt to come under another ID with another name without announcing yourself and your name change.
But worry not, eventually, I will open a channel where IDs cannot be identified and are not important.
Until the GA wait Or accept the rules. The rules that are purposely stacked against you.
K' Thx.
Respectfully
Oo

GAR
12-30-2009, 04:42 AM
Wow, my Ignore User list has grown by one tonite!

/inevitable

standin
12-30-2009, 05:01 AM
That's good gar.
Sometimes I might give 2 names , 5 names or 20 names to an ID. I was not sure.
Thank you for the clarification.
It is simply best to be responsible. Яarely will any one make a mess of things that cannot be staffed the next day.
Take care~
And please, do post your ignore list with my name.
I was not pleased with your previous list of ignore.
Though you will not be able to maintain an austere distance from me.
I would like to capture the brief moment.

Sensible Shoes
12-30-2009, 09:51 AM
Um, would you LIKE to live in Los Angeles or would you like to have more tree-sex.. we all have these choices in life.

I"ll stick with the splinters, thank you.

So have you people found me a date yet or what?

thome
12-30-2009, 12:04 PM
I"ll stick with the splinters, thank you.

So have you people found me a date yet or what?


If you fight Blaze for my attention... I'll take you to, The Mezzanine.

Honestly, while you two fight; you won't even know I am there............................ the only way you will know at all..

Is........ you may see, the rich red ember of my ciggarette, from across the darkened bedroom..

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

lol

j/k

Cherry
12-30-2009, 08:03 PM
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k1/GAYELVIS/shit/poo2.gif

thome
12-30-2009, 08:54 PM
http://dogtime.com/system/gallery_pictures/206/large/Mixed-breed-dog-5-picture.jpg

standin
12-30-2009, 09:21 PM
Where's my spray bottle full of water!
Bad Cherry!
Thome post may smell like a litter box, but they are not the litter box.
No!
Bad Cherry!

Thome please sit or wait outside, you are obviously upsetting Cherry.

Nickdfresh
12-30-2009, 09:40 PM
CATO's kitties are all ready vastly superior posters to Thome, Ace Diamond, and Standin. Not that this is a surprise to anyone. :)

standin
12-30-2009, 10:16 PM
:cry2:

GAR
12-31-2009, 05:55 AM
So have you people found me a date yet or what?

Yeah! 2yr but wont sign a prenut. So I'll be back on market in oh-ten...

Sensible Shoes
12-31-2009, 10:30 AM
I already scuttled one "promising" situation from California this year. It seems it's more than 3 thousand miles away!

standin
01-05-2010, 03:46 AM
Physically, I expect my partner to be skilled in the way of natural contraceptive methods. I expect my partner to have my informed consent. Moreover, I expect my partner to understand it is our position to protect the future. I enjoy healthy sexual understanding and expect the same from my mate.

LEFTY is Gar's Bitch
01-05-2010, 04:34 AM
Physically, I expect my partner to be skilled in the way of natural contraceptive methods.


do you mean pulling out?
wearing it on your tits or back can be very romantic and safe at the same time.

standin
01-05-2010, 11:06 AM
Gotta love the Rammstien porn, huh lefty. :biggrin:

standin
01-07-2010, 03:56 AM
I am rather busy but it should be noted;
If you say" you are missing a wonderful opptunity" when trying to make it.
You do not know what it is.
On a side note;
Men's penis do not look like this
http://media.onsugar.com/files/ed2/301/3019466/43_2009/046305b295ea9883_rammstein.jpg
Maybe I am a little slow on finding the penis. It seems these have been out for a while.
However, I was lustfully looking forward to a box full of the band.
Now, grant it, I do believe Rammstien members visualize their members as such the picture represents. However, male penis are not built like those.

standin
01-07-2010, 03:58 AM
In case you didn't know~

LEFTY is Gar's Bitch
01-07-2010, 04:25 AM
Gotta love the Rammstien porn, huh lefty. :biggrin:

porn yes.big time.
hubby is obsessed with double anal movies.he says its the only porn that turns him on.
kinda creepy when the most he watchs it is when his friend ryan m. visits from michigan.i have my douts about him sometimes.

standin
02-14-2010, 12:31 AM
Ok…
Hmm.
What ya think?
Not sure what to make of this..
Not even going to change the name because I am half way thinking it MIGHT be a troll from here.
This guy makes contact, we write back and forth exchange numbers and talk.
He has an odd accent and thick, red flag but not to this.
One day after talking I ask his birth date so I can look up the numbers behind it. He quickly tells me. The way he tells me and the numbers, I think maybe he has made it up. But maybe, he didn’t.
I run the numbers. I have never met anyone less matched with me using numbers. I don’t give much weight to astrocraft, but this is like really low numbers. I tell him. Thanks but no thanks.
He quits calling and writing.

He contacted me the other day by the sites IM saying my number is not working. Well, that could not be true. I shoot him my number. He calls. Babbles on and asks if I can trace an address where he at from where I am at. I say yea, but call me when you are not drunk, he protests saying he is not drunk. Then I say when you are not coked out. After all he is claiming LA as his home. He tells me to call him the next day. I call and the number is not working. I laugh thinking he really went out of his way to make sure I knew he had changed numbers. No biggie. I thik about writing about it here. I think, eh, he just looking to see me talk about him (if it is a troll) not worth a write.

So last night his time, early morning my time, I was away from my phone. I should note here the past two times he has called he has blocked his number. Anyway, he calls and leaves a message. Saying all kinds of odd things like I had said I would visit and where was I , this is out of the blue. He just ups and starts writing and calling me again. Anyway, the number is different from the number, I had. I have not called it.
Bizarre behavior, no doubt, but what is the game?
Why call me only to have me return the call to let me know that he has changed his number, then call the next day with a number. That is weird. In addition, just out of the blue and with all these pet names to boot.

Very bizarre behavior would someone please explain it to me.

Dan
02-14-2010, 01:29 AM
do you mean pulling out?
wearing it on your tits or back can be very romantic and safe at the same time.

Do You Put It In Your Hair?:hitch:

Hardrock69
02-15-2010, 11:22 AM
http://i49.tinypic.com/fz3wc2.jpg

standin
02-21-2010, 02:39 AM
I am not fascinated. Your behavior annoys me. Bullying and subterfuge will not change my mind.

GAR
02-21-2010, 04:05 AM
Dan still running the Lefty alias while I'm on vacation huh..

Anyways: I would say this - it seems like Standin just can't find a date no matter what she does.

Probably because she is not serious, or does not esteem herself desirable enough for someone else's company and that is too bad.

And as much as people in LA are online, I seriously doubt anyone from this site is concerned enough of the ordeal to trolll you.

What would be interesting is to see you actually pull off a real date that went okay.

standin
02-21-2010, 05:59 AM
Damn, Gar that wasn't for you.
Fucking arrogant son of a bitch.
And the trolls (good and bad) from this site is old news.
Catch up troll boi. :umm::fufu:

Go eat a date, fag.

standin
02-26-2010, 07:41 PM
Jeepers, is there some school or something that trains persons on formal flattery?

I recieve another letter like it is straight out of an Dating For The Diplomat 101

The writing perimeters fits the Kun (see post 20) profiles, except this one seems like he actually paid attention in DFTD101.

I background him. 3 phones, 3 facebooks low number of friends on 2, same friends on all.
Catch here, the same general area that the Kun had strings to, Burbank except add IL and VA...I stopped there.

I am going to add a clause to my profile. "If you are looking for recruitment, a coquet is an inappropriate approach":hitch:

thome
02-26-2010, 08:02 PM
Jeepers, is there some school or something that trains persons on formal flattery?

I recieve another letter like it is straight out of an Dating For The Diplomat 101

The writing perimeters fits the Kun (see post 20) profiles, except this one seems like he actually paid attention in DFTD101.

I background him. 3 phones, 3 facebooks low number of friends on 2, same friends on all.
Catch here, the same general area that the Kun had strings to, Burbank except add IL and VA...I stopped there.

I am going to add a clause to my profile. "If you are looking for recruitment, a coquet is an inappropriate approach":hitch:


rite those exact word thing to the other person

instead of here and perhaps you will get the attention you need

your ability to not relate could be the actual reason of your lack of relations

in my pants

standin
02-26-2010, 08:07 PM
:fiddle:

Whatever relations you imagine in your pants requires a doctor for your head, not more exposure for your "suffered relations".

thome
02-26-2010, 08:11 PM
:fiddle:

Whatever relations you imagine in your pants requires a doctor for your head, not more exposure for your "suffered relations".


actually you should perhaps practice the fiddle instead of the diddle and perhaps you would be able to in my pants.

standin
02-26-2010, 08:17 PM
:indifferent0020: <- in thome's pant's

thome
02-26-2010, 08:20 PM
Well perhaps you should wake up and get with the program in my pants.

standin
02-26-2010, 08:33 PM
Everything about you to me is dull and lifeless. Moreover, if not dull and lifeless, mechanical and forced, in addition, all unnatural. I want no part of any "program" that is any way associated with you. -_-

LEFTY is Gar's Bitch
02-26-2010, 08:36 PM
were you two fucking at one time?

thome
02-26-2010, 10:41 PM
Everything about you to me is dull and lifeless. Moreover, if not dull and lifeless, mechanical and forced, in addition, all unnatural. I want no part of any "program" that is any way associated with you. -_-

SCORE!!! OH YEAH!!!!!!

I am happy that you have found what you were looking for.

It's a calling really, no thanks is nessy.

I have grabbed my baggie tweeds and went to town and scored with many chicks.

I am not posting right now. I am out getting down with the ladies. In My Pants.

LoungeMachine
02-26-2010, 10:51 PM
oh gawd.......

geek troll foreplay......

:gulp:

thome
02-27-2010, 11:16 AM
oh gawd.......

geek troll foreplay......

:gulp:


Wow, did I buy her her own sixpak..?

I was a little bit tipsey, but foreplay.... that's like a 8$ investment.>?