Has anyone here actually made it with Twins? [Archive]

Sarge

11-27-2009, 02:12 PM

Honestly?
Has anyone here actually made it with Twins?

My wife gave me permission to do it with her identical twin, thing is.. she doesn't exist!
The twins scenario is something that I bet doesn't get explored very often.

Breasts,

Sarge

Dr. Love

11-27-2009, 02:15 PM

What your wife needs is a doppelganger. Tell her that sex with her doppelganger is okay. Probably doesn't even count as sex. Just masturbation.

Dr. Love

11-27-2009, 02:16 PM

Here are some helpful instructions to get her started.

http://www.razee.com/Images/doppleganger.jpg

Sensible Shoes

11-27-2009, 04:28 PM

I have.

sadaist

11-27-2009, 04:51 PM

My left and right hands are nearly identical. Does that count?

Coyote

11-27-2009, 06:05 PM

I had a shot, but I passed out... :cry2:

FORD

11-27-2009, 06:23 PM

Sarge

11-27-2009, 07:20 PM

I have.

I am going to need more than that!

Sensible Shoes

11-27-2009, 07:21 PM

:hee:Nope. That's it - sorry.

And it's also bullshit.

ace diamond

11-27-2009, 08:33 PM

i have done it 1 time.
it was way better than i ever expected.

Seshmeister

11-27-2009, 08:42 PM

Apart from the guide dogs vomiting on you, that must have been a bit awkward... :)

ace diamond

11-27-2009, 10:12 PM

Apart from the guide dogs vomiting on you, that must have been a bit awkward... :)

:lmao:

kwame k

11-27-2009, 10:19 PM

i have done it 1 time.
it was way better than i ever expected.

Congrats on having your virginity taken but this is a thread about nailin' twins not a thread about the fact that you actually got laid, once:biggrin:

jhale667

11-27-2009, 10:26 PM

Congrats on having your virginity taken but this is a thread about nailin' twins not a thread about the fact that you actually got laid, once:biggrin:

:lmao:

sadaist

11-27-2009, 11:08 PM

Congrats on having your virginity taken but this is a thread about nailin' twins not a thread about the fact that you actually got laid, once:biggrin:

Drinking moonshine and seeing double while having sex counts as fucking twins.

ace diamond

11-27-2009, 11:21 PM

Congrats on having your virginity taken but this is a thread about nailin' twins not a thread about the fact that you actually got laid, once:biggrin:

oh, how wrong you are..........
i lost my virginity to mariana sainz bautista on march 25th, 1995. at the time, we were both 17.
her place, in her room.

i have had plenty other women since then.
in case you continue, know this,
i do remember most of the names of the females i have had sex with.
there are a few i do not recall either by way of severe intoxication or choice.

my current girlfriend is a member of this site.
there are only a handful of folks who are aware of who she is.
however, i am not telling.
it is private.
and besides, she will get very angry with me.
i would rather sleep in the bed with her than have to spend the night on the couch or elsewhere alone until she calms down.

any guys this board who has a wife or girlfriend understand exactly what i am saying.
:bigboobs: :sex: :love0081: :wedding: :stpatrick: :fuhagar3: :love: :beers8:

kwame k

11-27-2009, 11:26 PM

Well you have so much "credibility" after your amazing HIV+ cure, so I guess I'll have to take your word on it:umm:

kwame k

11-27-2009, 11:27 PM

Drinking moonshine and seeing double while having sex counts as fucking twins.

Well then.....I've had tons of twins:biggrin:

ace diamond

11-28-2009, 12:49 AM

I guess I'll have to take your word on it

that you shall.

kwame k

11-28-2009, 12:51 AM

Sure.......cause it's not like you make anything up, Mr. One Nut Speak 'Em Truth.

ace diamond

11-28-2009, 12:52 AM

Well then.....I've had tons of twins:biggrin:

well, with all the various covens running around in your town, you never know.............my dad lives in colorado springs.
he also owns some land overlooking cripple creek.
needless to say, i have been to manitou springs, CO.

ace diamond

11-28-2009, 12:53 AM

Speak 'Em Truth.

i already have.
that's all there is to it.

kwame k

11-28-2009, 12:54 AM

well, with all the various covens running around in your town, you never know.............my dad lives in colorado springs.
he also owns some land overlooking cripple creek.
needless to say, i have been to manitou springs, CO.

You mean Daddy who forced you to have that surgery, by.....was it your Uncle?

kwame k

11-28-2009, 12:55 AM

i already have.
that's all there is to it.
Made shit up in this thread.....we all know that:umm:

ace diamond

11-28-2009, 12:56 AM

Made shit up in this thread....

no. i have not made anything up in this thread.
what i have done is tell the truth.

ace diamond

11-28-2009, 12:58 AM

You mean Daddy who forced you to have that surgery, by.....was it your Uncle?
cousin actually.
however,
yes.
that :asshole:

kwame k

11-28-2009, 01:00 AM

no. i have not made anything up in this thread.
what i have done is tell the truth.

Sure Capt'n Caps Lock......you've always posted the truth:hee:

ace diamond

11-28-2009, 01:21 AM

Sure Capt'n Caps Lock......you've always posted the truth:hee:

no, not always.
i have told a plentiful amount of tall whopping fish tales over the years.

however, this particular discussion that you and i are now having is based purely on facts and the full truth.

just to give you an idea, my father works for chase bank in littleton.

kwame k

11-28-2009, 01:31 AM

no, not always.
i have told a plentiful amount of tall whopping fish tales over the years.

however, this particular discussion that you and i are now having is based purely on facts and the full truth.

just to give you an idea, my father works for chase bank in littleton.

So you admit to lying but just not now......Come on dude, how and the fuck can anyone believe what you are saying, ever......and don't use the, "just yanking our chain", excuse because it's bullshit.

ace diamond

11-28-2009, 01:33 AM

So you admit to lying but just not now......Come on dude, how and the fuck can anyone believe what you are saying, ever......and don't use the, "just yanking our chain", excuse because it's bullshit.

i'm not using any excuse.
i fucked up.
many time over.
no excuses.

however, in this thread...i have told the truth.
whether you choose to believe it or not is purely up to you.
besides, dude, it's an internet bulletin board..........who gives a shit about credibility.......
it's all just for fun anyway.
so........WHY SO SERIOUS?

standin

11-28-2009, 03:38 AM

i'm not using any excuse.
i fucked up.
many time over.
no excuses.

however, in this thread...i have told the truth.
whether you choose to believe it or not is purely up to you.
besides, dude, it's an internet bulletin board..........who gives a shit about credibility.......
it's all just for fun anyway.
so........WHY SO SERIOUS?

Well, if you want credibility or people to believe you on "an Internet bulletin board", it is you that should give "a shit about credibility......."
If part you your idea of fun is not having credibility, then you need to accept all the "fun that goes with not having credibility"

And keep in mind, not everyone's world does having no credibility equal fun. There are many things that are fun that require credibility that without credentials one cannot take part of the fun. :biggrin:

GAR

11-28-2009, 04:40 AM

my current girlfriend is a member of this site.
there are only a handful of folks who are aware of who she is.

Does she have black eyes?

Panamark

11-28-2009, 04:56 AM

Ok,

Long time ago a party, I couldnt find a toilet so I kept
checking out the house, found 2 of my classmates (females)
ahem, pleasuring each other. I laughed and said I couldnt wait
to tell Pete ! (Pete was my best friend at the time) anyhoo,
a deal was struck,there was a bathroom off this room
(so I got rid of the urgent piss)
Then (You know what happened here)
So I never told anyone...
I think I miss out, they were not twins ???

(Ah thats what lawsuits are made of)
You think I would have learned the first time !!!

GO-SPURS-GO

11-28-2009, 05:21 AM

my current girlfriend is a member of this site.
there are only a handful of folks who are aware of who she is.
however, i am not telling.
it is private.

She's a very cool and sweet girl! You're lucky to have her. ;)

But if you really wanted to keep that private here, you shouldn't have said that. If someone wanted to find out who it is, it wont be hard.

Panamark

11-28-2009, 05:42 AM

I have the same situation ;)

Panamark

11-28-2009, 05:46 AM

Praise the lord and bless her heart,
but Im glad she is just one person....

Panamark

11-28-2009, 05:47 AM

PMS x 2 ???
Who would do that to themselves ???

Panamark

11-28-2009, 05:48 AM

Hef must have his PMS retreat in the Playboy mansion..
My God !! It would be worse than hiroshima !

standin

11-28-2009, 06:38 AM

Scares ya, lol. Many people and couples are are not able to navigate the waters of such complex relations over time. It is not something to take lightly, it can rip relations apart.
And it is not the same as deceitful affairs. That is just .. well dishonest and untrustworthy.

I have no stories to report. :D

ZahZoo

11-28-2009, 09:57 AM

Had roomates in this huge house in California I rented that were twins and both working their way through college as stripers. No shortage of fantasy potential...

But as working musicians with a day jobs and their class schedules with night jobs... no one had much time for any other fun. With all the pervs and weirdos they dealt with... they had no interest in bringing any of that crap home or putting up with it from anyone at home.

My band buddies thought it was the ultimate deal... me and the other guy that held the lease just laughed it off and played it up occasionally. Reality was they were neat, clean and paid their rent/bills on time with minimal drama and bullshit... that was good enough.

ace diamond

11-28-2009, 04:15 PM

Well, if you want credibility or people to believe you on "an Internet bulletin board", it is you that should give "a shit about credibility......."
If part you your idea of fun is not having credibility, then you need to accept all the "fun that goes with not having credibility"

And keep in mind, not everyone's world does having no credibility equal fun. There are many things that are fun that require credibility that without credentials one cannot take part of the fun. :biggrin:

well, i do as i please. if someone doesn't like it, tough shit.
i believe in me.

thome

11-29-2009, 11:10 AM

I briefly dated a chick with a twin sister in the late 80's, but the sister only liked pussy, so I never had a shot with her (not that I didn't try) :biggrin:

Even so, it's weird being in the same room with a chick, who looks exactly like a chick that you're fucking, and of course you're first thought is fucking both of them :sex:

I never have, but had a twin interested in me once and I always thought it would be as stated by you.

I usually contemplate ramifications, before I engadge in "things" with chicks.

So, I kinda went for some other girl without the complications and psychodrama that may or may not have ever been.

On another subject. I may engage in ramifications with the new twins(just lovely) that Heff is dating.....on last nights show, they were doing a modeling cute thing in the basement of the mansion, and Brigitte (uff,girl next door to my heart, in your dreams thome..) was making a guest appearence.......

So..... the girls look like, a sexy teacher and Brigitte goes/sais, "Ohhhhhhh, I'm hot for teacher" then out of the blue she adds "I don't feel tardy!".

Cracked me up.

Roth on Bitches!