Kill Me Now

[POJO_Risin]

My wife loves the show Glee. I love bashing her for loving the show. Then this. The utter joy...the utter fucking joy she felt when shoving this shit in my face last night thanks to fucking DVR.

Fuck me...


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[thome]

5 stars please...?

If I was a detective...?

[Sensible Shoes]

Well it's better than the UMich marchingcband.

[UK ROCKER]

the UMich marchingcband.

Legends in their own lunchtime.

UMich ROCKS!

[Sensible Shoes]

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Here Pojo. THis ought to make it worse for you.

[Sensible Shoes]

UMich ROCKS!

Are you out of your fucking mind? Did you see that abortion?

[Coyote]

Who says Americans don't know shit 'bout entertainment?

















































Just about everybody with above room temperature IQ, I guess...

[thome]

[QUOTE=POJO_Risin;1406814]My wife loves the show Glee. I love bashing her for loving the show. Then this. The utter joy...the utter fucking joy she felt when shoving this shit in my face last night thanks to fucking DVR.
QUOTE]

Except for the DVR wich you could dissable,, possibly, perhaps you could schedual your "Bowling Night" I mean heavy drinking with the boys that night....lol

[ThrillsNSpills]

Oh man that was Rough.

[Diamondjimi]

Too bad that is the only song "Joe Public" knows from Van Halen...

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah, I saw UMich's marching band get their asses kicked by tOSU three weeks ago...

Oh shit...that was their football team. Same difference.

Now if the best damn band in the land performed it...well...

it would still be gay.

Shoes...just got a white screen for whatever you have up there...perhaps it's for the best. Oh my christ...tell me they performed...no...no...don't want to think about it...

I'm glad I don't have fucking video of Jump...there were a bunch of high school students jumping from bed to bed selling mattresses...

In other words, like Hagar's real life...

[POJO_Risin]

Now my kids no Van Halen. Case in point, unchained was on the radio, and my five year daughter said, "DADDY...VAN HALEN...I LOVE VAN HALEN!"

But when Jump on glee came on last night, my daughter says, "Daddy, that's the song from the Herbie movie!"

[BITEYOASS]

My wife loves the show Glee. I love bashing her for loving the show. Then this. The utter joy...the utter fucking joy she felt when shoving this shit in my face last night thanks to fucking DVR.

Fuck me...


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Your not the only one! My wife watches that damn high school soap opera every week it's on.

[Sensible Shoes]

Shoes...just got a white screen for whatever you have up there...perhaps it's for the best. Oh my christ...tell me they performed...no...no...don't want to think about it...

I'm glad I don't have fucking video of Jump...there were a bunch of high school students jumping from bed to bed selling mattresses...

In other words, like Hagar's real life...


That's exactly what it is. The mattress jumping.

[diamondsgirl]

I hate that tune so much. I hate to say it but, it belongs on "Glee". :biggrin:

[diamondsgirl]

Yeah, I saw UMich's marching band get their asses kicked by tOSU three weeks ago...

Oh shit...that was their football team. Same difference.



LMAO! :lmao:

[GAR]

Fuck me...


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Oh FUCK!

I'm forced to watch Hallmark channel, I feel for you.

[jero]

Is that Rick james ?

[jhale667]

That was really pretty bad. DLR is probably spinning in his grave from that one and he's not even dead yet...oh, the humanities. :rolleyes:


I'm sure the HUGE check from Fox for using the song softened the blow somewhat, but still...ouch.

[sadaist]

Cleanse the pallet. Still cheese, but still....it's not cheddar. ;)


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[diamondsgirl]

Cleanse the pallet. Still cheese, but still....it's not cheddar. ;)


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I do like the video as it has heavy doses of Dave. :)

[DaveTheScott]

http://www.tastingsandiego.com/winesite/jes.jpg
I hope you're satisfied. That sucked.

[sadaist]

I actually flipped on Glee for about 2 minutes once. Actually, I think I left it on from whatever the previous show was. Not sure. But the piece I saw was a boy singing to a sonogram baby picture some "I will always love you" type thing. Horrible. How this hasn't been canceled Cop Rock style yet is beyond me.

[DaveTheScott]

Love the fucking drumkit, though...

[sadaist]

I do like the video as it has heavy doses of Dave. :)


My one real complaint with the video is that during the keyboard part of the solo, Dave doesn't do the rod twirling thing. He's been doing that live for some time now and it always makes the crowd go wild. Shit, he even pulled it off at the Boston Pops.

And now I can picture him doing it while those kids in blue pajamas are getting hit and shot off in all directions by it Kill Bill style.

[VanHalener]

My wife loves the show Glee. I love bashing her for loving the show. Then this. The utter joy...the utter fucking joy she felt when shoving this shit in my face last night thanks to fucking DVR.

Fuck me...


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I think I'm going to be sick.

[Golden AWe]

MAYBE if all the women were naked.

[Anonymous]

My wife loves the show Glee. I love bashing her for loving the show. Then this. The utter joy...the utter fucking joy she felt when shoving this shit in my face last night thanks to fucking DVR.

Fuck me...


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Hahahahaha, you got pwn3d.

Well, we all did, in a way, but you had it rubbed on your face.

Damn!

Hahahahahaha.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Panamark]

Fook... What is that shit, children's or religous ?
I am proud to say we dont "Glee" in this country !

[sadaist]

MAYBE if all the women were naked.


Then they would have ruined Girl Gone Bad. Better that they ruined a song we don't care as much about.

[Nitro Express]

My wife loves the show Glee. I love bashing her for loving the show. Then this. The utter joy...the utter fucking joy she felt when shoving this shit in my face last night thanks to fucking DVR.

Fuck me...


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Glee is when that finger get shoved up your ass and stimulates your prostate.

[POJO_Risin]

Well now that's just damn unpleasant...

[Sensible Shoes]

Fook... What is that shit, children's or religous ?
I am proud to say we dont "Glee" in this country !

That is a PRIMETIME HIT. Airs at 9PM on Wed on Fox. Teens and Tweens - and the parents love it. Well, except for the pro-gay stance and the teen pregnancy/premarital sex part.

[JOEThasreturnen]

doesnt belong in main

[LoungeMachine]

doesnt belong in main

You own the site, move it yourself, cumstain.

How did Minto do?

[ace diamond]

That was really pretty bad. DLR is probably spinning in his grave from that one and he's not even dead yet...oh, the humanities. :rolleyes:


I'm sure the HUGE check from Fox for using the song softened the blow somewhat, but still...ouch.

even i couldn't fuck this song up as horribly as these stupid fucks have if i tried.:pullinghair:

[Panamark]

That is a PRIMETIME HIT. Airs at 9PM on Wed on Fox. Teens and Tweens - and the parents love it. Well, except for the pro-gay stance and the teen pregnancy/premarital sex part.

Crikey ! They are baptists, right ??? C'mon ???

[LoungeMachine]

even i couldn't fuck this song up as horribly as these stupid fucks have if i tried.:pullinghair:

You can't play Wild Thing without fucking it up, fatso.

:gulp:

[Panamark]

Glee is when that finger get shoved up your ass and stimulates your prostate.

Not when your doc has fingers like a fat baloney !
(And forgets to take off his wedding ring) hang on,
that means he must have used 2.... ahhhhhhhh
(dont want to think about that too closely)

I had one dude (A surgeon) do this to me, and I thought
he was attempting to remove whatever it was the hell
he found, right there and then in his office !!
It was the middle of winter here, Im totally
naked waist down, leaning, both hands on the wall and spread eagled
like the cops would frisk you....

It got so painful I screamed at the dude if he didnt stop immediately
I was gonna elbow him straight in the head. (And I totally meant it )
He must have believed me as he stopped...

Prostate exams, they can shove em right up their assholes !!! :mad:

[IceCreamBlondie]

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Here Pojo. THis ought to make it worse for you.

Thanks for posting this Shoes. Now I'm glad I don't watch glee... I would lose my dinner every week. :barf:.

That whole clip reminded me of 1970s era TV commercials.


Even worse is when they try to do the jump split, Dave Style.

OH Well, VH just got another royalty check.

[Nitro Express]

Not when your doc has fingers like a fat baloney !
(And forgets to take off his wedding ring) hang on,
that means he must have used 2.... ahhhhhhhh
(dont want to think about that too closely)

I had one dude (A surgeon) do this to me, and I thought
he was attempting to remove whatever it was the hell
he found, right there and then in his office !!
It was the middle of winter here, Im totally
naked waist down, leaning, both hands on the wall and spread eagled
like the cops would frisk you....

It got so painful I screamed at the dude if he didnt stop immediately
I was gonna elbow him straight in the head. (And I totally meant it )
He must have believed me as he stopped...

Prostate exams, they can shove em right up their assholes !!! :mad:

Well. They shove them up our assholes and then charge more than a hooker for it.

[ace diamond]

You can't play Wild Thing without fucking it up, fatso.

:gulp:

yeah, but at least i tried to play it right.
so i fucked it up that night.
guess what, i'm human.
everyone makes mistakes.
big deal.
i have video of me playing that same song and not screwing it up at a different show.

that's not the point.

the point is at least if i were gonna take a stab at "jump" i would at least try and do it right.

that, and i was trying to cheer pojo up a bit.

however, that glee thing was worse than hagar or cherone butchering the song............combined!:barf:

[Panamark]

Well. They shove them up our assholes and then charge more than a hooker for it.

Yeah !! And never any light kisses on the neck, no reach around,
nothing !! Its a disgrace !!!

[Vinnie Velvet]

I have nothing to say.

:headlights:

[VanHalener]

You own the site, move it yourself, cumstain...

:lmao:



Fook...I am proud to say we dont "Glee" in this country !

VanHalenette, a music teacher, tried to Glee in this house once.

Once!

http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp49/ometimes6332/MyDocuments005.jpg

[bueno bob]

Well, maybe there's a positive spin somewhere.

Yea, though it can be said that my better half watches it as well, I have done a great amount of hard, hard work to avoid watching it myself (although I did catch a rendition of "Don't Stop Believin" out of morbid curiosity, and a mash up of "Dont Stand So Close to Me" and "Young Girl", which surprisingly worked quite well).

Seeing this, I find it cute, but hardly a disaster for Van Halen. I mean, really...can ANYTHING fuck that band up the ass any more than it's already done to itself? I think Eddie pushed it so far up, he tore that band a new hole. Really.

Well, the paycheck from Fox will be nice (cuz let's face it, this band does fucking NOTHING without cash to grease them into it). And a WHOLE LOT of people watch this show, for some reason. Maybe it'll go viral or something and bring the name VAN HALEN back to the people. I mean, let's be honest...the name VAN HALEN, which once COMMANDED the respect of almost everyone listening to any kind of music at all, is barely a whisper on the wind these days. ANY promotion is good promotion with the clusterfuck "Don't really know what we're doin', folks!" stage they're currently in.

Maybe it's not all a bad thing, who knows...?

[bueno bob]

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Here Pojo. THis ought to make it worse for you.

LMAO!!

OK, after posting what I did...I had to watch it...

And you know what?

Those actors have more vigor, enthusiasm and energy than Van Halen, the musicians, have had in the last 20 FUCKIN YEARS!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[Vinnie Velvet]

LMAO!!

OK, after posting what I did...I had to watch it...

And you know what?

Those actors have more vigor, enthusiasm and energy than Van Halen, the musicians, have had in the last 20 FUCKIN YEARS!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

I agree with that. LMAO.

They may have injected some new life into the song. :biggrin:

[Nitro Express]

Yeah !! And never any light kisses on the neck, no reach around,
nothing !! Its a disgrace !!!

Yeah. My insurance doesn't cover that.

[thome]

Something you should never have to say during a prostate exam.


Hey Doc, why do I feel both of your hands on my back..?

[jhale667]

Something you should never have to say during a prostate exam.


Hey Doc, why do I feel both of your hands on my back..?

Hope you're not speaking from personal experience...

Otherwise, sounds like you got the "non-digital" exam....ouch, man! :hee:

[ace diamond]

Something you should never have to say during a prostate exam.


Hey Doc, why do I feel both of your hands on my back..?

:lmao:

[Panamark]

Something you should never have to say during a prostate exam.


Hey Doc, why do I feel both of your hands on my back..?

Thats a beauty !:biggrin:

I'm due to see my surgeon upon return to Australia after Christmas,
and Im gonna lay that one on him... :)

Actually Im quietly confident that I wont be getting finger raped
by anymore doctors now..... But I still want to tell him that one,
that dude is always so serious ?? I guess sticking your hand up
random dudes assholes and grabbing their cochs must get you
down after a while ?? lol...

Any of you poor bastards been "Milked".....

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS !!!

Now that does include a reacharound, but it aint
no fun at all... Christ, they dont tell you about all
this crap when you are a happy, free male under 40....
Those over 40 should know what Im talking about,
those just under, :biggrin: Not long to go now !!

[Sensible Shoes]

Men and assplay. What a bunch of wusses.

[ace diamond]

Thats a beauty !:biggrin:

I'm due to see my surgeon upon return to Australia after Christmas,
and Im gonna lay that one on him... :)

Actually Im quietly confident that I wont be getting finger raped
by anymore doctors now..... But I still want to tell him that one,
that dude is always so serious ?? I guess sticking your hand up
random dudes assholes and grabbing their cochs must get you
down after a while ?? lol...

Any of you poor bastards been "Milked".....

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS !!!

Now that does include a reacharound, but it aint
no fun at all... Christ, they dont tell you about all
this crap when you are a happy, free male under 40....
Those over 40 should know what Im talking about,
those just under, :biggrin: Not long to go now !!

prostate exams and colonoscopy procedures are very unpleasant.

[Panamark]

The colonoscopy sounds like a walk in the park after a camera
up my cock and and a 21 needle biopsy dildo up my ass !
Aparently thats the next fun thing they have planned
second half of 2010.... Geez, Im still running around and
humpin and drinkin and rockin out... Why the fuck when you
hit 40 do the doctors turn into anal probing aliens ???

I no longer feel sorry, but totally sympathize with the good ladies
here with the pap smears... Christ ??? I think I might put
my camcorder on a tripod and send me expelling a turd to my urologist
as a kinda video christmas card !

[ace diamond]

The colonoscopy sounds like a walk in the park after a camera
up my cock and and a 21 needle biopsy dildo up my ass !
Aparently thats the next fun thing they have planned
second half of 2010.... Geez, Im still running around and
humpin and drinkin and rockin out... Why the fuck when you
hit 40 do the doctors turn into anal probing aliens ???

I no longer feel sorry, but totally sympathize with the good ladies
here with the pap smears... Christ ??? I think I might put
my camcorder on a tripod and send me expelling a turd to my urologist
as a kinda video christmas card !
:lmao:
that is the card to end them all:D !!!

[redblkwht]

Total chic flick type show, im gonna go hurl..BAHHHHHHHHHHH..........

[GAR]

\Why the fuck when you
hit 40 do the doctors turn into anal probing aliens ???


I blame it on Bill Bixby and Michael Landon.

[conmee]

Reminds me of a Gap Commercial, except selling pajamas and mattresses....

That is all.

Icon.

[Susie Q]

You know, I like campy, sappy bullshit sometimes but jumped up jesus christ is that just wrong! Poj' I feel for you on this one...

I guess this show is kinda like our generations....

YouTube - Fame (Tv Show) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_X-USUEEKQ)

[POJO_Risin]

Don't move my fucking posts....

[ELVIS]

Why not ??

[Golden AWe]

hahah Elvis acting like a true internet tough guy now that I pointed at him...

[ELVIS]

What's a "true internet tough guy" ??

[Golden AWe]

What's a "true internet tough guy" ??

A bit like a real american hero, but when he has a bad day, he puts it all out in the geeky world of international internet network net

[ELVIS]

International internet network net ??

What are you drinking ??

Can I have some ??

[Golden AWe]

H 2 O made me feel this way...

[Igosplut]

Not when your doc has fingers like a fat baloney !
(And forgets to take off his wedding ring) hang on,
that means he must have used 2.... ahhhhhhhh
(dont want to think about that too closely)

I had one dude (A surgeon) do this to me, and I thought
he was attempting to remove whatever it was the hell
he found, right there and then in his office !!
It was the middle of winter here, Im totally
naked waist down, leaning, both hands on the wall and spread eagled
like the cops would frisk you....

It got so painful I screamed at the dude if he didnt stop immediately
I was gonna elbow him straight in the head. (And I totally meant it )
He must have believed me as he stopped...

Prostate exams, they can shove em right up their assholes !!! :mad:

Talk about veering the thread off the track and hitting a tree......

[Anonymous]

hahah Elvis acting like a true internet tough guy now that I pointed at him...

Somehow, I KNEW it was Elvis who did it.

Kids got balls, gotta give him that.


International internet network net ??

What are you drinking ??

Can I have some ??

Quiet, Big E. You don't drink anymore.

Pass the stuff, Awe.

Cheers! :bottle:

[ELVIS]

:biggrin:

[ThrillsNSpills]

Quiet, Big E. You don't drink anymore.

:bottle:


He must be or he wouldn't have put this in HOM.

[FORD]

So this "Glee" shit is the new "Fame" or something?

I remember when some pretty boy Shaun Cassidy wannabe on that shitty show sang the Sex Pistols' "No Feelings". I never laughed so hard in my life, and I was even sober at the time.