Larg Girl of the Year 2009 - Round #4

[bueno bob]

Well, round #4 of the first round vote offs is upon us! These two combatants, drawn at random, will duke it out over your votes to determine who will progress to the next round of voting against a new opponent!

And here it is.

MEGAN FOX (January)
http://beautyblabber.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/megan_fox.jpg

vs.

DEANNA RUSSO (March)
http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2009/04/29/2009-hot-100-100-91/100-deanna_russo_Hot100_l.jpg

Will Megan's super-sluttiness cruise to an easy win as expected? Or will Deanna's undeniable appeal (not to mention much saner mind) pull off an upset over the highly favored Megan?

You will decide...

[VanHalener]

Megan needs to let me go ahead and have at it.
Come on girl!

[binnie]

I'm actually going to go for Deena on this one. I just hope that Megan doesn't find out about my infidelity and end our relationship :D

[Dan]

Deanna Russo,Is The One.:D

[Little Texan]

Deanna...she's got a kinda Daisy Duke (the original) thing going on there, although I wouldn't kick Megan out of my bed for eating crackers.

[Coyote]

Call it an underdog vote, but mine goes to Deanna...

[Kristy]

In the meantime, here's a photo of Marloes Horst to derail this thread.

http://hq.models.pics.free.fr/wp-content/2009/12/75381_marloeshorst6_800x532_123_413lo1-600x399.jpg

I'm posting this out of obvious hate I have for this woman in that I'm not as pretty as her and that her body has made me feel more inadequate about mine for quite awhile now.

Ho hum.

[Little Texan]

In the meantime, here's a photo of Marloes Horst to derail this thread.

http://hq.models.pics.free.fr/wp-content/2009/12/75381_marloeshorst6_800x532_123_413lo1-600x399.jpg

I'm posting this out of obvious hate I have for this woman in that I'm not as pretty as her and that her body has made me feel more inadequate about mine for quite awhile now.

Ho hum.

Well, post a pic of your body for us to compare and we'll decide for ourselves. :D

[Kristy]

Nice try. But that'll only get this site shut down if I do that.

Here, have one of Marloes for your muff thread collection.

http://hq.models.pics.free.fr/wp-content/2009/12/65932_Marloes_Horst7_Zoo_24_2009_123_423lo-600x632.jpg

Oh, is there anything this superwoman can't do?:notworthy:

[jhale667]

It's all about Megan Fox, sorry. :sex:

[VanHalener]

...and that her body has made me feel more inadequate about mine for quite awhile now.

Ho hum.

Never fear...

One dose of VanHalener and you'll just be LOVIN' your body, baby!:hitch::lookie::hitch:
;)

OWWWWWW!

[Golden AWe]

mORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!

[Dan]

Damn,6-6.:D

[Anonymous]

Well, ever since I read somewhere that Megan Fox listens to Britney Spears on her Mp3 player whenever she travels by plane so she won't be afraid that the plane falls, the though of giving her one, even a quickie, fills me with dread.

Who's to say what she'll do afterwards?

It'd be like having sex with a black widow, or worse! Er... not that my penis would fit in a black widow, but at least she could ride it... well, in a sense.

Now, where was I?

Oh yeah...

Whatshername, obviously.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

http://hq.models.pics.free.fr/wp-content/2009/12/65932_Marloes_Horst7_Zoo_24_2009_123_423lo-600x632.jpg

Oh, is there anything this superwoman can't do?:notworthy:

Sooo... you're amazed at her because she can, uhm... spread her legs?

I... hate to break this to you, but... I've met quite a few women who can do that very well... I actually assumed every woman could do it.

You learn something new everyday, I guess...

Cheers! :bottle:

[FORD]

Why do I have a sudden urge to take a bath? :sex:

[Dan]

Damn,Now It's 10-10.:D

[Kristy]

I... hate to break this to you, but... I've met quite a few women who can do that very well... I actually assumed every woman could do it.

Soo...does the European mind not quite grasp the concept of sarcasm?

Marloes gives of this neo-realist vibe that not many women can pull off - legs open or not.

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/4388/horst.jpg

Gawd, I hate her.

[Anonymous]

Soo...does the European mind not quite grasp the concept of sarcasm?

Well, the European mind does grasp said concept, it's apparently the American mind that doesn't. ;)

Anyway, I don't find her all that... don't misunderstand, my "No" wouldn't sound too convincing, but still...

There's better, I should think.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Actually, taking a good look at her, she looks like she belongs in the sixties.

Dunno why.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Kristy]

There's better, I should think.


Not really

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7536/nuovo12223.jpg

"Marloes don't take no prisoners, Marloes give you the business. Got a dragon on your back. It's a Marloes attack!"

[PETE'S BROTHER]

she's in this pic, somewhere, i got distracted1840

[Anonymous]

she's in this pic, somewhere, i got distracted1840

Well, now if she brought some of those friends with her, how could I say no?

Add them all up, and you get one that's even better than Cindy Crawford.

:erection:

Cheers! :bottle:

[Angel]

Damn, she could certainly do me! :xmas:

[Dan]

Damn, she could certainly do me! :xmas:

Which One? :hitch:

[Angel]

Why not all of 'em? :D

[Terry]

Never fear...

One dose of VanHalener and you'll just be LOVIN' your body, baby!:hitch::lookie::hitch:
;)

OWWWWWW!

...or at least looking to fill your body with some penicillin shortly afterwards;)

[jhale667]

Sooo... you're amazed at her because she can, uhm... spread her legs?

I... hate to break this to you, but... I've met quite a few women who can do that very well... I actually assumed every woman could do it.



Years ago I dated a former gymnast-turned uh...."exotic dancer" (they haaaaaaaaaaaaate being called "strippers") ;) who could cross her ankles behind her head...and very much liked to do so when we were, uh....:sex:

OK, now I need a moment. Be right back. :wanker:


God, I miss her...:lol:

[Dan]

Years ago I dated a former gymnast-turned uh...."exotic dancer" (they haaaaaaaaaaaaate being called "strippers") ;) who could cross her ankles behind her head...and very much liked to do so when we were, uh....:sex:

OK, now I need a moment. Be right back. :wanker:


God, I miss her...:lol:

Roth On,Jay.:D

[Dan]

Damn,Fox Is In The Lead.:D

[Dr. Love]

This isn't a contest in who I'd rather fuck, it's a contest in who has the least creepy eyes. I'm voting Megan.

[jhale667]

This isn't a contest in who I'd rather fuck, it's a contest in who has the least creepy eyes. I'm voting Megan.

The other chick's eyes are creepy...while Megan has this "I will fuck you so hard you won't be able to move the next morning" vibe about her...she literally oozes sexuality, IMO....

And no, Kristy - I don't mean in the virulent discharge sense of the word ;) but as a lady yourself perhaps you can answer a question -what is it about her that makes a lot of girls - somewhat angrily- say shit like "you'd probably catch something from her"? Just a little above garden-variety jealousy?

I reposted something on my Facebook page recently that was to the tune of "Megan Fox is the hottest girl alive" or something, and one of my female co-workers responded "If you ever get a chance to hit that, double-bag it - I hear half of Hollywood has been there, done that and got a T-shirt!"

Because she's a co-worker, I (barely) managed to resist the initial urge to respond "And that would make her different from the majority of my exes HOW exactly?" :lol: But I so almost went there....:hee: Plus it'd probably really piss off a few other girls on my page...can't have that...:D

She's isn't one of the (really) cool ones as far as my work girl-pals go...some of them are aware of the Muff thread and think my fascination with feminine grooming is hilarious....a couple have even told or shown me what they're doing down there...but still, gotta be careful with the ones not on the "completely cool" list...:rolleyes:

[bueno bob]

Personally, I wouldn't be surprised if Megan's reputation as a slut is all creative Hollywood marketing to get horny dudes (and ladies!) into giving her their money.

It seriously wouldn't surprise me if she was just as normal as any other random Jane on the street, but very very smart when it comes to self promotion...just sayin'...

[Dan]

How Rude.:D