Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen

[Sarge]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=2&u=/nm/20040528/od_nm/zambia_suicide_dc

Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen

Fri May 28,10:50 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!



LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.



The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.


"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.


The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.


The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

[TMR]

i'm wondering on who ate the Hen???:p

[lucky wilbury]

larry flynt must have been his hero.

[Sweet Irony]

How bad could the wife be, that he preferred a HEN??

[classicdude]

Colonel Sanders is rolling over in his grave....or...thinking up a new secret recipe.....

[Dan]

That one sad animal fucker.At least you don't have to worry about any stuffing.

[Panamark]

Maybe his wife said "That Hen hasnt Laid anything for days" and he took it as bizzarro nagging wife directive, and attempted to fix the problem ??

[flappo]

..i've heard of chicken plucking but that's ridiculous !

[Roth & Roll]

This gives a whole new meaning to "Rotisserie Chicken"

[Mezro]

Sometimes chicken is just so finger licking good that you have to break out the special finger.

Mezro...cream of chicken soup made by going balls deep

[Satan]

You should have seen the look on that guy's face when he got down here.

And you really should have seen it after my dragon Appolyon did to him, what he did to the chicken :D

[Seshmeister]

I can't believe you go to hell for fucking hens now.

[Nii Mekolo]

Er...odd, to say the least.

[Panamark]

Does a chicken have a clitoris ? Or do you just shoot a good amount of KY up the ole Egg Hole ?? Does the chicken suffer permanent physcological damage afterwards ? Does the chicken fucker suffer the
same... These are questions that need to be addressed to fully assess this situation !!
Does the chicken relax with a cigarette after the act ??

[BITEYOASS]

This sounds like something straight out of southpark! LOL :D

[seenbad]

That'll teach that fuckin chicken...

[lms2]

I couldn't believe this thread is still going. Do you guys still look at chicken the same way? How do you keep a straight face when the wife says your having chicken for dinner?

[Panamark]

I cant anymore, especially when its chicken and mayo...

[alexpgrimes]

I hate those chicken fuckers...

[fanofdave]

so I guess it's not a question of who came first,
the chicken or the egg, but whether or not he did....

such a fowl story.

[Lqskdiver]

Why would they kill the chicken? It was a victim in this case. It should have been given counseling, not the axe.

This totally sends out the wrong message here for abused poultry.

[High Life Man]

Originally posted by BITEYOASS
This sounds like something straight out of southpark! LOL :D

Or an old Adam Sandler song....


"If an egg can fit, why can't I?"

[Katydid]

They should have wrung that guy's neck until he was dead...

Those Zambians dabble in witchcraft and black magic, using chickens and chicken blood; Saw it on tv, a show called TALES OF TABOO.

They were probably concerned more with curses than sins against nature.

People who go to the trouble of reading the "Foreign Press" are usually disgruntled Democrats...

As you can see they also are easily thrown off track by warped stories of animal incest and crimes against nature. Go figure...Who are you going to chance your future with?

[FORD]

Originally posted by Katydid


People who go to the trouble of reading the "Foreign Press" are usually disgruntled Democrats...

As you can see they also are easily thrown off track by warped stories of animal incest and crimes against nature. Go figure...Who are you going to chance your future with?

And people who trust the corporate media for the truth are usually brainwashed Busheep.

And why don't you ask right wing Senator Prick Sanctorum about his obsession with animal sex. Idiot's always talking about "man on dog" sex.

[BIGBADZERO]

Did he use Shake N' Bake?