Three People I Want To Have a Beer With Before I Die

[LoungeMachine]

Here's how we play.

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I'll start.......

:gulp: Bassplayer

Why? Because I wont get the truth from spED, Al has never interested me, and Dave I've already met.


:gulp: ALinChainz

Why? Never got to meet Mick in person, but we sure had fun both on and off these boards. [close second is the troll who plays Joe Thunder]

:gulp: George W. Bush

Now that would be a fun beer..........

[kwame k]

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Al..to find out about some of his touring kits and some of the tones he got on the Six-Pack!

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Funny you mention Mick, since we were both Michigan boys, I had always planned on getting together with him and Matt White at some point and time. Today, I'd have to say Craig......some of the shit that dude comes up with....would be a laugh riot! Fuck....Lounge you'd be up there, so would Hale, Sharky, Jimi, Hard Rock, FORD, Nick, PussyLicker, Sesh, Saddie and a few others.

1 celebrity currently above ground and breathing

Obama, after a few beers and shots.....Ask him, "WTF are you doing, dude?".

[Igosplut]

Sesh...

According to Von you wouldn't understand his speaking...

[kwame k]

According to Von you wouldn't understand his speaking...


Dude, forgot to put you on the...to have a beer list!:beers8:

[LoungeMachine]

According to Von you wouldn't understand his speaking...

As long as he's buying, wouldn't give a fuck. ;)

[LoungeMachine]

Dude, forgot to put you on the...to have a beer list!:beers8:

ditto.

I'd buy Igo beers all night just to hear the banning of GAR stories. :D

[Dan]

Beer With David Lee Roth.:D

Beer With All The Roth Army Members.:D

Beer With Jesus.:D

[Seshmeister]

According to Von you wouldn't understand his speaking...

Von is a fucking hick, I've never had problems with my accent with any other American. :)

[Anonymous]

Beer With Jesus.:D

Living, breathing CELEBRITY, D-man. Jaysus ain't none of them, thoigh I bet he'd be a kewl guy to down a few with.

Anyways, uhm...

1. Well, David Lee Roth, of course... for once, it'd be nice to kick back & let someone ELSE be the party. And who better for that than ol' Dave Lee hisself?

2. Army member, that's a tough one. I really like most people here. Let's see, one of the Dump Meisters, of course. I bet we'd talk shit the entire time, only stuff that doesn't matter at all & anyone listening would call the police.

My kind of chat.

Or maybe Coyote, D-man... Bob-o, Marksman, the Big E... maybe Chan, for the general chat, comics, Ramones... Shoes, I bet she'd be a barrel of laffs... shit, I dunno. can't we have a party instead?

3. Cindy Crawford. A few drinks, a bit of dancing, then uh... well... :0

Cheers! :bottle:

[lesfunk]

Golden Awe, Grimsdale, and Grimsdale

[Dan]

Living, breathing CELEBRITY, D-man. Jaysus ain't none of them, thoigh I bet he'd be a kewl guy to down a few with.

Anyways, uhm...

1. Well, David Lee Roth, of course... for once, it'd be nice to kick back & let someone ELSE be the party. And who better for that than ol' Dave Lee hisself?

2. Army member, that's a tough one. I really like most people here. Let's see, one of the Dump Meisters, of course. I bet we'd talk shit the entire time, only stuff that doesn't matter at all & anyone listening would call the police.

My kind of chat.

Or maybe Coyote, D-man... Bob-o, Marksman, the Big E... maybe Chan, for the general chat, comics, Ramones... Shoes, I bet she'd be a barrel of laffs... shit, I dunno. can't we have a party instead?

3. Cindy Crawford. A few drinks, a bit of dancing, then uh... well... :0

Cheers! :bottle:

WTF?

Jesus Is My Friend.:D

Works Down the Road From Me.

[Anonymous]

WTF?

Jesus Is My Friend.:D

Works Down the Road From Me.

Oh, I should've seen that one coming.

Can't believe I fell for that.

Well played, D-man.

...

Might as well go all the way, then.

"But Dan", he says, a look of puzzlement on his chiselled Adonian features "he's NO celebrity".

Cheers! :bottle:

[ace diamond]

diamond david lee roth

dan

ozzy

[chefcraig]

I honestly despise these types of threads. Of the 2-3 episodes of Beverly Hills 90120 (the original one) that I've actually seen, one stands out: The stars of the show are displaying home movies in class as some sort of assignment, recalling all of the precious moments that took place over a summer or some such crap. And I kept thinking about the other kids, the non-stars in the classroom that had to sit through this endless parade of horseshit.

Yuck. This sort of "listing" of army personnel ain't needed. (IMNSHO)

Just my two cents on the subject. ;)

[Anonymous]

I honestly despise these types of threads. Of the 2-3 episodes of Beverly Hills 90120 (the original one) that I've actually seen, one stands out: The stars of the show are displaying home movies in class as some sort of assignment, recalling all of the precious moments that took place over a summer or some such crap. And I kept thinking about the other kids, the non-stars in the classroom that had to sit through this endless parade of horseshit.

Yuck. This sort of "listing" of army personnel ain't needed. (IMNSHO)

Just my two cents on the subject. ;)

Grate, I knew this would happen.

Now, I'm gonna keep posting, sort of apologizing to those I haven't mentioned.

Chef would be a kickass drinking buddy too, dammit!

Still...

Look, the only ones I wouldn't pick for drinking, are of course the three or four I've ever clashed with.

Let's make that list, it's easier.

Gar
Shitvicky
Ace Diamond
That pedophile, Dolemite, I believe.
Baby's on Fire

All the rest of you - and I'll make a point of making each & everyone one of you feel very welcome & special - are invited for the Army Party, hosted by the Licker.

A party scattered throughout at lest three places, maybe four, reserved for the Army.

We'll indulge in the sunny days & warm nights of the Algarve, where the weather is perfect 10 months a year.

We can start on the beach, tour the town & finish on the beach.

Hey, it'd be kickass if it ever happened, I guarantee it.

Cindy Crawford is invited too, of course.

Cheers! :bottle:

[LoungeMachine]

I'd gladly have a beer with chef.....

But fuck ME if I'm ever setting foot in that shithole called Florida again.... :D

:gulp:

[GO-SPURS-GO]

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Definitely, Mike! I can't for the life of me figure out WHY people say he sucks on bass. :confused:

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There's a lot of people here that would be fun to hang with, but I'll go with FORD. I'll figure out one day who he is. Right now, all I have to go on is he's 42 and of German decent, he loves beer, wears a size 16 and owns a pair of Doc Martin boots, and his location is Cascadia. Anyone else that has more pieces to the puzzle please let me know. Thanks! :baaa:

I would LOVE to be in the same room with Lounge and Ace. I would pay to see that!! Hell, I'm thinking about funding Ace's trip to Seattle so he can take Lounge up on his offer. :biggrin:

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Boy, this is a tough one... Since I looove comedy, it's a toss up between Steve Martin, Jaime Kennedy and Damon Wayans. But I'll go with my man Steve "Cat Juggler" Martin! The Jerk is my all-time favorite movie.

Another one would be, Lounge! :D

[chefcraig]

I'd gladly have a beer with chef.....

But fuck ME if I'm ever setting foot in that shithole called Florida again.... :D

:gulp:

Well, I could gas up the Caddy so we could meet upon some neutral groundage...and half way there the car would crap out, so I'd seek alternate transportation. And I'd wind up in the exact same seat on a magic bus line that somehow transported Captain Kneepad to Europe...

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[ace diamond]

Look, the only ones I wouldn't pick for drinking, are of course the three or four I've ever clashed with.

Let's make that list, it's easier.

Gar
Shitvicky
Ace Diamond
That pedophile, Dolemite, I believe.
Baby's on Fire
SUIT YOURSELF.

Cheers! :bottle:
cheers, beers, and boobies!

[GO-SPURS-GO]

Look, the only ones I wouldn't pick for drinking,
Baby's on Fire

Cheers! :bottle:

That's one bitter person right there!

[Panamark]

Problem with these singular picks, is you tend to leave out the
ones you probably should have said

1 Eddie, but only if drunk
2 Without straining I can think of 20 + people here.... this question is not fair,
so Im just gonna say me, or Sesh. Only as we are both confirmed drinkers
and I think we have this bizzarre comonality
that can only be proved one way or the other over a few.... But right up there is
so many others, In fact I reckon you alll know who you are :)
3:Alex Jesaulenko (Jezza) Fuckit, wiki it, my childhood football hero...

[GAR]

I'd like to have a beer with DLR, but without the fucking noise of entourage. If I had to deal with entourage around then it would be Mike.

I would not mind to meet up with Flappo, Shoes, Sarge, Hitch, Wooda or Mr Walker in about that order. But I'd most like to have beer with DT Skynerd.

I have met many famous people and celebrities, the only living one I most would like to meet is Dave Brubek or deceased Jascha Heifetz.

[GAR]

No, I'd add Buddy Rich to the deceased list too

[twonabomber]

Von is a fucking hick

Von does drive a pickup. not sure the orange shorts are "hick" though.


Shoes, I bet she'd be a barrel of laffs...

understatement. add some JD and stand back!


ditto.

I'd buy Igo beers all night just to hear the banning of GAR stories. :D

we put a hurtin' on the beer supply at Casino Rama, but i don't remember who was buyin'.

[Dr. Love]

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I'll start.......

:gulp: Bassplayer

Why? Because I wont get the truth from spED, Al has never interested me, and Dave I've already met.


:gulp: ALinChainz

Why? Never got to meet Mick in person, but we sure had fun both on and off these boards. [close second is the troll who plays Joe Thunder]

:gulp: George W. Bush

Now that would be a fun beer..........

I'd go with ...

Probably Sammy or Eddie, but only because I like drama and shit talking and I know they can deliver.

From the Army? I'd say Ally Kat, Sarge or Guitar Shark.

Celebrity? I dunno, Phil Defranco might be fun. He seems like he has the same sense of humor as me, and I like BSing with people like that.

[Seshmeister]

Problem with these singular picks, is you tend to leave out the
ones you probably should have said

1 Eddie, but only if drunk
2 Without straining I can think of 20 + people here.... this question is not fair,
so Im just gonna say me, or Sesh. Only as we are both confirmed drinkers
and I think we have this bizzarre comonality
that can only be proved one way or the other over a few.... But right up there is
so many others, In fact I reckon you alll know who you are :)
3:Alex Jesaulenko (Jezza) Fuckit, wiki it, my childhood football hero...

Be careful what you wish for.

I've had a nibble down under and may be spending a couple of months upside down next year... :)

[Panamark]

Be careful what you wish for.

I've had a nibble down under and may be spending a couple of months upside down next year... :)


Hopefully we have the farm happening by then....
Show you the real stuff, not just the postcard stuff....

[GAR]

Kickin you off the dole are they and in need a job Sesh?

Sounds like you get to clean the barn.

[Seshmeister]

GAR I own the company and we've been approached by the New Zealand government. I've never been on the dole.

The library is open late tonight I see...

[FORD]

Beer With David Lee Roth.:D

Beer With All The Roth Army Members.:D

Beer With Jesus.:D

Wouldn't the beer with Jesus be after you die?

(Assuming you go that direction. Otherwise, it would be a beer with Satan, and all they have on tap in Hell is warm Bud Light)

[sadaist]

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Dave for me. Would love to ask him some off the wall questions that I've never seen people ask.

Members here? Probably Ford. Man is a beer connoisseur and could show me some awesome brews...and I'd love to actually listen to him start spouting all his theories in person.

My celeb would probably be Michael Jordan. Have always been a huge fan and amazed with his talents. Maybe I could get him drunk enough to play some 1 on 1. Yeah, I'd lose 200-0 but still....MICHAEL JORDAN!

[Panamark]

Dave would have been my first pick but after listening to him for
years and knowing I can talk the leg off a table, I think our convo
would be doomed :)

[Golden AWe]

Golden Awe, Grimsdale, and Grimsdale

GRATE list! I'll buy!

But you forgot Grimsdale!

[Panamark]

Does Grimsdale still exist ???

I thnk he is riding the loch ness monster !

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Dave

None of you-you're all wankers

Possibly Buddy Guy

[Golden AWe]

Does Grimsdale still exist ???

I thnk he is riding the loch ness monster !

I think he IS the loch ness monster!

[Panamark]

I think he IS the loch ness monster!

That would explain a lot of things !

[ELVIS]

Me

Myself

I


Wait... I've already done that...


:biggrin:

[Coyote]

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Dave. Why? Why not?


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Geez, this is a tough one...
Off the top of my nut, Hale. (two guitar geeks in the same room... Oy Vei... :D)
Or Imapus...
Or AWe...

Shit, the whole list of befriended members.




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Jessica Simpson. 'Cause I have a hunch she might have a brain afterall...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

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1. Without a doubt it'd be Ed.... Ed is what turned me on to VH in the first place, I think that'd be a fascinating converstation.... Although I'd be a blubbering idiot until I got a few beers in me, then I'd start asking questions like "Hey, is Val's snatch still tight ??"

2. Well, I've had a beer with quite a few Army members now. It's funny how different some of their personalities are compared to what you THINK they'd be... For instance, you'd think Pojo would be cool, but he's a complete asshole.... [ Of course, I'm kidding, he's just an asshole ;) Now Wrning, he's a complete asshole ;) ].... As far as someone in the future ? Me and Marky can compare Australian pussy conquests.... Me and FORD could talk VH message board history 'til the cows come home... And me and Lounge can talk about how everyone despises him.... There are plenty more, I can get along with most people....

3. I think a conversation with Robin Williams would be unreal....