Larg Girl of the Year 2009 - Round #5

[bueno bob]

We're making progress!

This round -

HAYDEN PANETTIERE (May)
http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/hayden-panettiere_3868.jpg

vs.

KRISTA ALLEN (November)
http://2k3hd.com/nucleus/media/1/20080405-Krista%20Allen.jpg

Make 'em count! The voting continues soon!

[FORD]

Gotta go with Krista here. Probably because I'm old enough to be Hayden's father :biggrin:

[Dan]

KRISTA ALLEN,Is Gold.:D

[Coyote]

Hayden...

[ace diamond]

hayden

[Dan]

Any Nude Pictures,Bob?

[ace diamond]

Any Nude Pictures,Bob?
seconded

[VanHalener]

Krista

Whew!

[binnie]

Hayden, even though I'd put money on her being incredibly annoying......

[Dan]

Hayden, even though I'd put money on her being incredibly annoying......

Just Put Your Cock In Her Mouth,Should Do The Job.:D

[jhale667]

Just Put Your Cock In Her Mouth,Should Do The Job.:D

Nailed it. :baaa:

Gotta go with Hayden, but...what FORD said...

Though it reminds me of both something my niece said as well as a joke I heard Steel Panther do onstage in that video where they get Avril Lavigne (who was drunk as fuck, btw) up on stage with them...went like this:

Satchel (Russ Parrish): "Dude, I'm pretty sure I could fuck her..."
(for the record, Avril did not protest that statement...lol)

Michael Starr (Ralph): "Dude, she's like, young enough to be your daughter!"

Satchel: "No worries, bro...I've been fucking girls half my age for quite some time now..." :lol:

As for the niece part...
Must admit, I'm getting a little weirded out at approaching an age where I need worry about coming off like the "creepy old guy" (y'know as opposed to just "creepy" :biggrin: ) and thank god, probably thanks to not going bald, lol my day gig (and cover-gigging, when I am) youngish girls still talk to me...mentioned it to my soon to be 25-yr old niece (mostly because I was hanging out with a girl a year older than her at the time, still do occasionally) and she totally fucking lectured me...

"Look, these girls are still talking to you, and show up on your doorstep, and you're even sort of feeling guilty about it? I mean, if I don't have a problem with it, why should YOU?" :lmao:

Told her it wasn't like I was complaining, but thanks for the perspective-check...man, she grew up to be such a cool little chick....:D


Oh, and Hayden might not be as annoying as you think - she did a joke PSA for Funny or Die before the election last year, but it was seriously slamming John McCain...

She started off with "Hi. I'm Hayden Panettiere, and I'm JUST hot enough to hold your attention for 30 seconds..."

She went on for a sec about voting for Obama if for no other reason than because at least he didn't seem as "old, bitter and angry as McCain"...then

"In closing I'd like to say, if you're GONNA switch horses mid-stream, you don't switch to the one that's REALLY OLD."

[jhale667]

Didn't find the vid I was talking about yet, but here's another funny one...

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The one I'm talking about isn't on Funny or Die anymore...

[Terry]

Hayden DOES look like she'd be an annoying little bitch.

Plus, even though she tries to cultivate the naughty cheerleader image, she doesn't look like she'd either be that good in the sack (most girls her age aren't...and if they are then they've already been around a bit too much at a tender young age) or that she'd even make an effort; like, just letting you fuck her would be enough in her mind, never mind her actually throwing you a blowjob or a reverse cowgirl or anything that smacked of trying (she's kinda like Nancy Reagan in that regard).

Krista is very purty.