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Anonymous
12-16-2009, 03:19 PM
I'm a Dudeist - an ordained priest, no less - but I keep forgetting it.

Which I believe makes me a GRATE Dude Priest. Or Priest Dude, whatever.

Every now & then, however, the good folks at Dudeism.com - The Church of the Latter-Day Dude (http://www.dudeism.com/) send me a reminder to my e-mail, keeping me up to date with the going ons at the Church of the Latter Day Dude.

And today, because I checked my e-mail today, I received one such e-mail.

One that inspired me to spread the word.

Especially because they have this nifty new program, the Dudeism Relaxation Reminder (http://www.dudeism.com/relaxation-reminder.html), that could help millions of people, this site included.

It's free, small, clean, & easy to use, everything that makes a grate program. It even has a couple of links for you to download some more free relaxing mp3, for that much needed relaxation break.

Visit the website & try it out. You may just become a Dudeist, while you're at it.

We Dudeists are progressing, moving up in the world. One is even sponsored by Volkswagen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYUD6vs0pg4)

Become a Dudeist today, and enjoy a better life.

Cheers! :bottle:

kwame k
12-16-2009, 03:30 PM
So..........

























































You're a Dudeist Priest?

Had to dude.....

Anonymous
12-16-2009, 04:35 PM
So..........

You're a Dudeist Priest?

Had to dude.....

Indeed I am, my friend. For longer than I can remember.

Really, I have no idea when I was ordained.

I think I saw a link to the Dudeism.com site here at the Army, but I can't remember exactly.

You can, too. Granted, you don't get payed... but you don't do anything, either. Unless you feel like it.

Cheers! :bottle:

kwame k
12-16-2009, 04:39 PM
Tax exempt status would be enough for me, dude;)

Anonymous
12-16-2009, 04:46 PM
Well, I'm not sure about that, but you can get a Letter of Good Standing here (http://www.dudeism.com/store.html).

Here's what they say about it:

Letter of Good Standing
Often required by the local authorities

In order to allow you to perform priestly duties (marriages, etc.), some U.S. State governments require a letter of good standing attesting to the fact that you are in fact an ordained minister.
Personalized, signed and embossed.

So, I guess you can be tax-exempt. At least the money you earn performing priestly duties, as you can't really declare that for tax purposes, can you?

Cheers! :bottle:

kwame k
12-16-2009, 04:49 PM
I wonder if sexual exorcisms on hot babes would count as Priestly duties:hitch:

Anonymous
12-16-2009, 04:50 PM
Not in any other religion.

But at the Church of the Latter-Day Dude?

Why not?

Cheers! :bottle:

kwame k
12-16-2009, 04:51 PM
Excellent....now getting the converts seems to be the hard part;)

kwame k
12-16-2009, 04:56 PM
Hmm, the Tao Of Dude book...why, it sounds a lot like Chanism. See?

It addresses various subjects near and dear to the Dudeist heart, such as conflict ("This Aggression Will Not Stand"), leisure ("Just Take it Easy Man") and tolerance ("That's Just, Like, Your Opinion, Man").

So our Messiah is this dude?

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Anonymous
12-16-2009, 04:59 PM
Hmm, the Tao Of Dude book...why, it sounds a lot like Chanism. See?

It addresses various subjects near and dear to the Dudeist heart, such as conflict ("This Aggression Will Not Stand"), leisure ("Just Take it Easy Man") and tolerance ("That's Just, Like, Your Opinion, Man").

Well, what are you waiting for to join "the slowest growing-religion in the world"?

I mean, do it in your own time, of course.

No rush.

Well dudes & dudettes, I've preached enough for the next ten years or so. I'll just go over there & take a nap.

Peace. Whatever.

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
12-16-2009, 05:02 PM
So our Messiah is this dude?

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In all his glory.

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7360/dudevinci.gif

Cheers! :bottle:

kwame k
12-16-2009, 05:22 PM
Praise Dude .....I'm in the club....

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/ordination-certificate2copy.jpg

ace diamond
12-16-2009, 05:29 PM
whatever, dude.

hey, that should be the offician motto!!:biggrin:

thome
12-16-2009, 05:33 PM
They said I was too much of a Prick to be a Dude.

I lamented, then went and hopped into my car and got all hyper and threw rocks from my passing car at the Dudes I saw standing around.

I am a hopeless Prick.

That was what my school guidence couselor said just before he kicked me out of his office.

But, like being a Dude, I have found there is also no money in being a Prick.

kwame k
12-16-2009, 05:34 PM
Well.....at least you know what you are:umm:

thome
12-16-2009, 05:36 PM
Yes... Yes... Yes..... we are more alike than different..

ace diamond
12-16-2009, 05:42 PM
gee, that was easy and painless.
whatever, dude.

http://dudeism.com/ord/use/ord/ordination-certificate1.gif

Ace Diamond
http://dudeism.com/ord/use/ord/ordination-certificate2.gif
December 16, 2009
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kwame k
12-16-2009, 05:47 PM
exactly......go in pieces my son.

Anonymous
12-16-2009, 06:49 PM
Don't need to join as I'm already living the lifestyle. You could say I'm a one-woman religion. I'm incoherent from sleep deprivation. Thanks for being tolerant of (indulgent with?) with my goofing around in your thread.

Peace, love and hair grease.

Threads are threads, dudette... and you are welcome in mine.

Just lay back & enjoy yourself. Whatever that means to you, of course.


Praise Dude .....I'm in the club....

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/ordination-certificate2copy.jpg

Welcome aboard, dude.

Now keep on doing whatever it is you were doing.

I think I saved mine, somewhere.

Let me see if I can dig it ou, or fish it out, or something.

Cheers! :bottle:

ace diamond
12-16-2009, 11:07 PM
whatever, dude.