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Seshmeister
12-20-2009, 06:45 PM
Alexa Ray Joel’s Suicide Attempt With Traumeel - Harmless Says Dr. Lewis Nelson Vitals Spotlight - We Give the Doctor an Exam (http://spotlight.vitals.com/2009/12/alexa-ray-joels-suicide-attempt-with-traumeel-harmless-says-dr-lewis-nelson/)


December 7th, 2009
Alexa Ray Joel’s Suicide Attempt With Traumeel - Harmless Says Dr. Lewis Nelson

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A leading toxicologist said it would be nearly impossible to overdose on the homeopathic medicine Traumeel.

Alexa Ray Joel, 23, was rushed to the hospital after taking several pills. Law enforcement sources said they were sleeping pills, but a source close to Joel said it was Traumeel, a medication used to treat minor aches and pains associated with repetitive sports injuries.

“Nothing would happen because there’s nothing in it,” said Dr. Lewis Nelson, a toxicologist at NYU Medical Center. “There’s no active ingredient. There’s nothing in these pills.”

Traumeel contains 12 biological ingredients, including several plants that are known to be toxic, and two mineral substances, according to Traumeel.com.

But homeopathic medicines are so diluted, they often end up not even containing the original ingredients.

“So basically you’d be taking more of nothing,” Nelson said, adding that he still recommends following the instructions on the bottle.

Traumeel is also used on horses, dogs and cats. In 1997, it became the first homeopathic medicine to be listed in the Physicians’ Desk Reference.

Seshmeister
12-20-2009, 06:46 PM
She was trying to be the first person to commit suicide by taking an underdose... :D

VanHalener
12-20-2009, 06:55 PM
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e321/Photonut3/doh.jpg

See what happens when you leave the gate open to the dumbass pen? Glad the doofus made it through the terrible ordeal of being nowhere near death.

Nickdfresh
12-20-2009, 08:36 PM
Dupe thread (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/house-music/57240-billy-joels-daughter-attempted-suicide-o-d.html), buddy...

ELVIS
12-20-2009, 08:38 PM
Traumeel ??

never heard of it! Sounds like a mix between a horror sceen and food!!!


:D

Seshmeister
12-20-2009, 08:47 PM
Dupe thread (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/house-music/57240-billy-joels-daughter-attempted-suicide-o-d.html), buddy...

Hopefully someone can merge it.

I don't usually follow this kind of thing, it was the homeopathy angle that made it pop up on my radar... :)

Susie Q
12-20-2009, 08:50 PM
LOL...good christ...:hee:

Terry
12-20-2009, 10:15 PM
Christ, how fucking humilating.

Bad enough not to succeed, but to fuck it up with an ineffective method...like, she may as well have tried to kill herself with an overdose of Skittles...

Apparently, she got her father's looks and her mother's brains.

Dumb, crazy kid.

Get well soon!

Seshmeister
12-20-2009, 11:06 PM
Traumeel ??

never heard of it! Sounds like a mix between a horror sceen and food!!!


:D

If it's a homeopathy pill then it's a placebo.

GAR
12-20-2009, 11:44 PM
She got nice ASS.

binnie
12-21-2009, 05:21 AM
Well, at least now she can die of shame.....