Hardrock69
12-31-2009, 11:22 PM
I mean, come on! All they do is make the occasional porn film with priests and nuns.
The Jebus story is so great....
Scene I: The Immaculate Reception
**KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!**
Joseph: WHO IS IT?
Voice: IT IS THE LORD THY GOD!
Joseph: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
Voice: I AM HERE TO FUCK THY WIFE!
Joseph: Come on in, Lord.
**Heavenly Choir Music as the door opens**
God steps into the room. Looks like an old guy with long white hair and beard. Like Santa Clause, but without the red getup. With today's CGI, they could make him glow. Make sure the actor is extremely well hung, as he is supposed to be GOD, after all. Have the part of Mary played by some stingy actress who has built her career on being a goody-two-shoes, like Marie Osmond, or Brooke Shields.
Make sure during the fucking, the actress screams OH GOD!!! a lot. And when God splooges in her and then all over her, the Heavenly Moron Taber-nakull Kwire music reaches a crescendo.
So then you could have various stuff involving the three wisemen, etc.
Then you could do a sequel when Jebus is an adult. Hey, you gots 12 apostles you could include in orgy scenes, and of course Jebus has his own slut to fuck (Mary).
Then you could do a bunch of prequels. Have some idiot portraying The Moses. Another film about Noah (beastiality perhaps?), and so on and so forth.
I just think someone needs to make a porno film about Jebus, that's all, and stop producing these lame nun-porn flicks. :D
The Jebus story is so great....
Scene I: The Immaculate Reception
**KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!**
Joseph: WHO IS IT?
Voice: IT IS THE LORD THY GOD!
Joseph: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
Voice: I AM HERE TO FUCK THY WIFE!
Joseph: Come on in, Lord.
**Heavenly Choir Music as the door opens**
God steps into the room. Looks like an old guy with long white hair and beard. Like Santa Clause, but without the red getup. With today's CGI, they could make him glow. Make sure the actor is extremely well hung, as he is supposed to be GOD, after all. Have the part of Mary played by some stingy actress who has built her career on being a goody-two-shoes, like Marie Osmond, or Brooke Shields.
Make sure during the fucking, the actress screams OH GOD!!! a lot. And when God splooges in her and then all over her, the Heavenly Moron Taber-nakull Kwire music reaches a crescendo.
So then you could have various stuff involving the three wisemen, etc.
Then you could do a sequel when Jebus is an adult. Hey, you gots 12 apostles you could include in orgy scenes, and of course Jebus has his own slut to fuck (Mary).
Then you could do a bunch of prequels. Have some idiot portraying The Moses. Another film about Noah (beastiality perhaps?), and so on and so forth.
I just think someone needs to make a porno film about Jebus, that's all, and stop producing these lame nun-porn flicks. :D