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Mr Walker
01-07-2010, 09:08 AM
Boy... this is a real brutal way to do it...
Artie really is a broken man that cannot be fixed.

Stern sidekick in suicide try

Posted: 12:19 AM, January 7, 2010
Troubled comic Artie Lange landed in the hospital after stabbing himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt, sources told The Post. Lange's frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement source said. Lange sustained six "hesitation wounds" and three deep plunges. A source close to Lange's management team confirmed that the Howard Stern sidekick stabbed himself, adding that his mother had come to visit him that day to drop off food. Surgeons managed to save Lange despite heavy bleeding. "We all have our demons," Stern said on-air this week, referring to Lange's past battles with addiction. "Artie has given this show tremendous moments of great comedy. He's a tremendous contributor. He is a good man. Don't forget how great he is."

VanHalener
01-07-2010, 09:33 AM
What a douche. Everyone knows the best way to whack yourself is by using a cheese grater.

Susie Q
01-07-2010, 10:10 AM
Comics are the most depressed artists out there, I swear. Ever hear of the old addage, "A clown laughs on the outside and cries on the inside."

Igosplut
01-07-2010, 10:13 AM
Freddy Prince comes to mind......

Va Beach VH Fan
01-07-2010, 10:23 AM
So the guy makes a living cutting people down, and now I'm supposed to feel sorry for him ??

GAR
01-07-2010, 10:31 AM
Freddy Prince comes to mind......

"Prinze" you zit-encrusted pearshaped meth-head...

GAR
01-07-2010, 10:35 AM
So the guy makes a living cutting people down, and now I'm supposed to feel sorry for him ??

I guess all that fortune and fame, women, realestate..

oh who'm I kidding.

Howard Stern did it.

Igosplut
01-07-2010, 10:54 AM
"Prinze" you zit-encrusted pearshaped meth-head...

Gee, I misspelled his name....Silly me.

Too bad (for you) he didn't ask for help online...


You could have coached him on how many ways he could kill himself. You like shit like that....

BITEYOASS
01-07-2010, 10:57 AM
Hell, another fat comedian is going down the same path of Farley and Belushi. Un-fuckin believable!

GAR
01-07-2010, 11:04 AM
I'm creative like that, Igloo cmon! Dont be such a sourpuss.

GAR
01-07-2010, 11:06 AM
Hell, another fat comedian is going down the same path of Farley and Belushi. Un-fuckin believable!

What's unbelievable really is that he's gotten recognition for NOT being very funny at all, he's an insult machine not a comedian.

Mr Walker
01-07-2010, 11:17 AM
Hell, another fat comedian is going down the same path of Farley and Belushi. Un-fuckin believable!

The real comedy of the situation is that he can't go down that path.
No matter how hard he tries... he won't die.
No one should feel sorry for him.

GAR
01-07-2010, 11:31 AM
Stern should discuss the event all week, and laugh and make laughs about it then invite Artie to stab himself live.

Only Artie should stab everyone in the room thrashing out wildly for ruining his good name, his life, his income and everything.

get the knife Artie
get the knife

doit doit doit

PETE'S BROTHER
01-07-2010, 11:34 AM
Hell, another fat comedian is going down the same path of Farley and Belushi. Un-fuckin believable!

i believe farley's o.d. was accidental, belushi...not so sure.

bluemustard
01-07-2010, 11:53 AM
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thome
01-07-2010, 12:05 PM
He is just a stooge for Stern who thought he was something more than that.

Sad really, just reminds me of a fat junkie who would sukker punch a wino for his booze.

He is a fellow human in pain due to his own demons real or immagined so get well whatever you are.

I never got Stern I think he is a bore NY'ers must be the most desperate stuck up dou=chebags in the nation .

Because they are and he is in NY they think they are the sh!t.

But, just like most media people; power to them all, for finding a cash cow in making assholes think they are cool.

lesfunk
01-07-2010, 12:06 PM
Stern says " I would really like to know who the scumbag is who put this story out..."
What he means to say is " I would really like to know who the scumbag is who put this story out before me!"

It's O.k. When Stern is making a joke about everybody else's problems, but when it happens to one of his loser buddys nobody should say anything.

Fuck them both. The chickens came home to roost. I wouldn't mind seeing something bad happen to Howard. Karma's a bitch eh?

chefcraig
01-07-2010, 12:20 PM
A little over a year ago, Rolling Stone published an article on Lange, detailing his unhinged way of dealing with life (basically, by not dealing with it through heroin use). It was a fairly disturbing piece, so much so that anyone who read it at the time would not have been surprised by the events of this week.

You can read the complete column at this link: America's Biggest Loser (http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/25568127/americas_biggest_loser)

ThrillsNSpills
01-07-2010, 12:27 PM
He needs around the clock surveillance since he's gone with this cycle for years. He was like this before Howard so linking them is unfair in this case.
Howard and Robin were talking like he passed away at times.
I haven't heard this show in years and Marianne from Brooklyn is still the bearer of the most annoying voice in history.
But what a fluke that Artie's mother walked in when she did or he'd be gone.

Igosplut
01-07-2010, 12:35 PM
A little over a year ago, Rolling Stone published an article on Lange, detailing his unhinged way of dealing with life (basically, by not dealing with it through heroin use). It was a fairly disturbing piece, so much so that anyone who read it at the time would not have been surprised by the events of this week.

You can read the complete column at this link: America's Biggest Loser (http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/25568127/americas_biggest_loser)

That's quite the sad interview I'd say.

thome
01-07-2010, 12:39 PM
He is probably just keeping quite about the drug dealer collection agent who got tired of his skipping around paying his dope bill.

He is young enough to get his sh!t together and sock some cashe away 'caus e outside of this gig (Stern) he is just a street junkie.

I turned the channel nearly everytime he appeared on Mad TV.

He gets kicked off the show then wrangles a 3 min skit back on the show and the comedy is about getting kicked off the show and it wasn't funny or entertaining just struck me as there are lots of talented people who could use this gig and if you weren't -Sterns Monkey- you wouldn't be anywhere.

The dope elevates your personna of yourself .

Soon you believe you are more than just a side monkey in a clown car.

and there is good money in, buisiness side car monkey ...

Mr Walker
01-07-2010, 01:10 PM
But what a fluke that Artie's mother walked in when she did or he'd be gone.

She's the one I feel sorry for... first her husband falls off a ladder and spends quite some time as a quadrapalegic before passing away and now she has to put up with this nonsense from her son.

Kristy
01-07-2010, 01:40 PM
i believe farley's o.d. was accidental, belushi...not so sure.

I'd call Belushi's death a "characterization suicide" in that he didn't know how to stop being John Belushi. Um, in other words, his recognition came from him being notorious from heavy drinking and heavy drug use; he was lauded for it so much so that Belushi thought himself as being indestructible so he was always pushing the limits of his previous drug usage until his body said "fuck this, I"m outta of here."

Farley's death was more of a cause to his obesity in that his heart was already pumping more than it should to get the oxygen going to his adipose tissues. When you compile that with drugs that are nervous system depressants in that they will slow the heart rate down further there's not much chance you're going to be breathing much longer.

As for Lange, it's hard to have any compassion or sympathy for the guy in that unlike most comedians, he's had a lot of breaks and fortunate circumstance happen to him. I'm not downplaying his depression or what he did to himself but the guy seems to be loved by many and he had avenues to seek help.

ThrillsNSpills
01-07-2010, 01:52 PM
As for Lange, it's hard to have any compassion or sympathy for the guy in that unlike most comedians, he's had a lot of breaks and fortunate circumstance happen to him. I'm not downplaying his depression or what he did to himself but the guy seems to be loved by many and he had avenues to seek help.


That's a great point. A lot of people who seek this level of success do so to feel better about themselves and in a lot of cases they attain it, get the mass adulation and still feel crummy or have the "is that all it is" mentality.
There are countless examples of this in show biz people we've seen over the years.

Kristy
01-07-2010, 01:55 PM
A little over a year ago, Rolling Stone published an article on Lange, detailing his unhinged way of dealing with life (basically, by not dealing with it through heroin use).

What gets me after reading that is is what Lange himself who thought his "chaotic life" was funny. Maybe it's instant fame and money, maybe it's instant notoriety, maybe many people can't have success in their lives and be happy. And why he did such hardcore drug(s) like heroin without being arrested is beyond me. It's like what Steve Earle said after being busted for cocaine (he was also a heroin user) in that it was the best thing to ever happen to him where he became clean, sober and wrote some of his best albums (in my opinion) after his release.

Lange should have had his ass kicked after that interview (and seek some serious therapy of cutting the apron strings with his mother). Nobody "dabbles" in heroin without paying a price; think of it as having a lap dance with a beautiful women who turns out to be Rosanne Barr and puts a knife in your back. Plus, drugs don't make you remotely interesting, creative or clever. Instead, they screw up talent, fuck you in the eye socket leaving your life shattered and fucked. Always baffles me why we praise people like this who do such shit to themselves.

Diamondjimi
01-07-2010, 01:59 PM
The guy needs some serious help. He didn't want to die. Hows that? Well HE called 911 and should've simply OD'd if he wanted to die.

Can't help but think of this song when I hear shit like this...

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You say there ain't no use in livin'
It's all a waste of time
'n you wanna throw your life away, well
People that's just fine
Go ahead on 'n get it over with then
Find you a bridge 'n take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first time
'cause nothin's worse than a suicide
Chump

You say there ain't no light a-shinin'
Through the bushes up ahead
'n we're all gonna be so sorry
When we find out you are dead
Go head on and get it over with then
Find you a bridge 'n take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first
Time
'cause nothin's worse than a suicide
Chump

Now maybe you're scared of jumpin'
'n poison makes you sick
'n you want a little attention
'n you need it pretty quick
Don't wanna mess your face up
Or we won't know if it's you
Aw there's just so much to worry about
Now what you gonna do?

Go head on 'n get it over with then
Go head on 'n get it over with then
Go head on 'n get it over with then
Go head on 'n get it over with then

ThrillsNSpills
01-07-2010, 02:01 PM
She's the one I feel sorry for... first her husband falls off a ladder and spends quite some time as a quadrapalegic before passing away and now she has to put up with this nonsense from her son.

Yeah definately. They had that experience with the father that nobody can completely get over plus the if only syndrome. If it was only a few years later artie could have retired his father. I read some of Artie's book and it seems he was never in the ballpark of getting over his Dad's problem or being able to deal with it at all. Artie had a dazzling amount of breaks that seemingly he was subconsciously trying to sabotage at the same time, dragging his work buddies through it as well.

chefcraig
01-07-2010, 02:08 PM
I'd call Belushi's death a "characterization suicide" in that he didn't know how to stop being John Belushi. Um, in other words, his recognition came from him being notorious from heavy drinking and heavy drug use; he was lauded for it so much so that Belushi thought himself as being indestructible so he was always pushing the limits of his previous drug usage until his body said "fuck this, I"m outta of here."


The correct term for Belushi's death was murder. As I recall, some "hanger-on" type of woman admitted to injecting him with a fatal concoction, and ended up serving time in prison for her efforts. Yet I agree with what you are saying. This whole selfish idea of needing to push the limits of excess to absurd levels never ceases to amaze me, but oddly (by the same token) does not surprise me when the net result is a pointless and needless death. Ultimately, it was Belushi himself that created the circumstances for his end. How he got there or who assisted him along the way by and large is irrelevant. And more is the pity, I guess.

Kristy
01-07-2010, 02:29 PM
Ultimately, it was Belushi himself that created the circumstances for his end.

Exactly. And his "murder" was by of his own design if that makes sense. Wasn't he doing "speedballs" or "snowballs" which is basically a mixture of cocaine and heroin in that after one injection you're too fucked up to do another?

Drugs actually scare me. Not so much a stoner taking a toke or two after midnight (guilty) but pill heads, meth fuck-ups and those who "dabble" into the harder narcotics. Pill-heads if anything are becoming the norm with more and more popping Oxycotin like candy - and I seriously believe that drug fucks up you brain chemistry. Anyone remember Wynona Rider cutting tags off of $2,500 designer dresses at Saks Fifth Ave? Bizarre behavior indeed.

Mr Walker
01-07-2010, 02:29 PM
The guy needs some serious help. He didn't want to die. Hows that? Well HE called 911 and should've simply OD'd if he wanted to die.

The way I read it, his mother let herself in to drop off some food and found him in a pool of blood and she called 911.

Wonder if Stern will play that 911 call... probably not.

Maybe he really has some deep seeded mental health issues... far beyond depression. Stabbing yourself is such a brutal, angry way to attempt suicide and it really is different than some kind of superficial goth-emo adolescent cry for attention. The only times I've had experiences with self stabbings like this involve psychosis and hallucinations... now that I think about it... I bet he relapsed on heroin and was in the middle of some kind of self-detox that cause him to act so psychotically.

twonabomber
01-07-2010, 03:39 PM
i was guessing it was an OD or this.

Howard won't play the 911 call, he didn't get through the article. i'm sure the other morning show on Sirius is having a good time with this.

Mr Walker
01-07-2010, 03:43 PM
i was guessing it was an OD or this.

Howard won't play the 911 call, he didn't get through the article. i'm sure the other morning show on Sirius is having a good time with this.

I would be curious to see what they were saying... although they play for rival teams, I think that Jim Norton and Artie were pretty respectful of each other.

Va Beach VH Fan
01-07-2010, 04:33 PM
John Belushi was a fucking comedic genius, don't use this scumbag in the same breath with him.....

High Life Man
01-08-2010, 12:13 AM
Read "the Chris Farley Show".

His problems, like Artie, stem from father issues.

So much talent, just a complete waste.

Vinnie Velvet
01-08-2010, 10:52 AM
The correct term for Belushi's death was murder. As I recall, some "hanger-on" type of woman admitted to injecting him with a fatal concoction, and ended up serving time in prison for her efforts.

That was the "speedball", right?

Other than that chick Belushi was with, his buddy Robin Williams (who was also a druggie) was the last to see him alive.

Nitro Express
01-08-2010, 11:36 AM
Most comedians with weird personalities usually have some deep seated issues. They really are deeply disturbed people with a lot of inner pain and they make a living venting it. The warning signs is in their act. You can see the suicide or drug overdose coming and it should be no shock when that happens.

Nitro Express
01-08-2010, 11:43 AM
Satalite radio is going broke. XM merged with Sirrus but it's going down and they are contracted to pay Howard Stern lot's of money. If the US Government bails this failure out and our tax dollars go to pay Howard Stern his fat check, I'm going to be pissed.

Stern was a cute novelty but the world has gone insane and frankly the juvanile act is old.

Nitro Express
01-08-2010, 11:46 AM
New York is nothing more than Wall Street criminals, smug media types, spoiled yuppie artsy fartsy types living on their inheritance, arrogant advertising people, lot's of people on welfare, and a few decent working class people who actual keep the whole mess running and I wonder why they bother to put up with it. I guess it's home.

Nitro Express
01-08-2010, 11:49 AM
That was the "speedball", right?

Other than that chick Belushi was with, his buddy Robin Williams (who was also a druggie) was the last to see him alive.

When I was in college I found myself laying down on a bed drunk off my ass with the room spinning. I had bad bed spins and this prick that looked like Robin Williams jumped in the bed with me and wanted to have gay sex. I punch him in the face and went to the bathroom and puked.

Nitro Express
01-08-2010, 11:58 AM
That's a great point. A lot of people who seek this level of success do so to feel better about themselves and in a lot of cases they attain it, get the mass adulation and still feel crummy or have the "is that all it is" mentality.
There are countless examples of this in show biz people we've seen over the years.

Money buys physical comfort but many who achieve success actually worry about losing it. The old story of once you have had wealth and lost it, it is better to not have had it in the first place. You also get used to success and take it for granted and you have the resources to go full steam ahead with your bad habits. Money is nothing more than a multiplier. You want to ruin someone, give an unstable person a lot of money.

Nitro Express
01-08-2010, 12:11 PM
I was talking to two people who were in the Jefferson Airplane and I brought up the drug use of the 60's and I thought they would laugh about it and revel in it but you could see the pain in their expressions. You could tell it caused a lot of havoc in their lives that they had to dig out of. One of them said he cringes when he see's the kids today celebrate drugs. He said we were stupid and people haven't learned from the stupidity. He said drugs added nothing to their music. The music was good because they worked hard at it even while being on drugs and one said playing an instrument was the anchor in all the insanity he found himself in.

jhale667
01-08-2010, 02:53 PM
A little over a year ago, Rolling Stone published an article on Lange, detailing his unhinged way of dealing with life (basically, by not dealing with it through heroin use). It was a fairly disturbing piece, so much so that anyone who read it at the time would not have been surprised by the events of this week.

You can read the complete column at this link: America's Biggest Loser (http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/25568127/americas_biggest_loser)

Geez, that article was depressing, and makes me wanna kill myself...WTF is up with that dude? $3-4 mil a year and he's hellbent on a mission to self-destruct? :confused:

kwame k
01-08-2010, 03:06 PM
I agree, Jay. To be able to make that much money and have that good of a career, it makes you wonder about theses guys. The old saying, "Are you that much of a loser you don't know when you've won?".

Golden AWe
01-08-2010, 08:20 PM
He's funny on "Rescue Me", playing Kenny's cousin. They bang each other's girlfriends, but make peace because they're related, then get mad over a chocolate marshmellow pizza.

binnie
01-09-2010, 02:41 PM
It's awful that anyone get's that low, regardless of whether they may have brought it on themselves.

Fairwrning
01-09-2010, 03:16 PM
Stern says " I would really like to know who the scumbag is who put this story out..."
What he means to say is " I would really like to know who the scumbag is who put this story out before me!"

It's O.k. When Stern is making a joke about everybody else's problems, but when it happens to one of his loser buddys nobody should say anything.

Fuck them both. The chickens came home to roost. I wouldn't mind seeing something bad happen to Howard. Karma's a bitch eh?

No doubt..these fuckers make a living trying to humiliate anybody they can..fuck em

Golden AWe
01-10-2010, 07:10 AM
How would you like it if you came home and found Artie Lange farking your girlfriend?

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hideyoursheep
01-10-2010, 07:14 AM
Stern dogged Joan Rivers over her husband killing himself ON THE AIR and now refuses to "talk about it"? What a fucking hypocrite.

The truth is, and if you listened to the show you'd know, that Lange just isn't that funny. Ever since Jackie left, they've tried to pass this doorknob off as funny, and sometimes he can be, but for the past 3 years, he's been "Whack Pack" material. Basically left to his own devices so that Stern could comment on the train wreck afterwards.

Anyone else on any other show on the planet would have long since been fired for the shit this dickhole has been allowed to get away with-on and off the air. Fighting, not showing up, sleeping during the show, being an addict and lying to everyone about his drug use. Howard doesn't give a shit, if he did, an intervention would have been done. He loves this. If Stern feels anything, he feels guilty for NOT doing the right thing, and letting Lange run wild for so long. It really is chickens coming home to roost....in more ways than one.

Gilbert Gottfried or Jim Breuer could easily upstage Stern on a regular basis. They needed a monkey to sit in the chair that didn't have a career and be willing to work on the cheap like Artie. The ONLY thing he has working in his favor is the free plugs to his thousands of stand-up gigs that he needs to keep himself afloat from all the gambling and drugs. Without that show, his career would have been dead long ago.

Artie has very few options after Stern's contract is up next Jan.(if any), and he knows it. He's seen the writing on the wall. Too many bridges burned by this guy. A fat, strung-out, self-hating mama's boy who thinks he's too manly for any kind of treatment? :rolleyes: I never bought into that shtick.

Terry
01-10-2010, 08:29 PM
A little over a year ago, Rolling Stone published an article on Lange, detailing his unhinged way of dealing with life (basically, by not dealing with it through heroin use). It was a fairly disturbing piece, so much so that anyone who read it at the time would not have been surprised by the events of this week.

You can read the complete column at this link: America's Biggest Loser (http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/25568127/americas_biggest_loser)

Had read it when it came out, and you're right; this attempt is no great shock. Wouldn't have been surprising if it had been a fatal od, either.

Terry
01-10-2010, 08:32 PM
i believe farley's o.d. was accidental, belushi...not so sure.


Yeah, but when a person is messing around with that stuff in the quantities they were, every binge is another throw of the dice; you play long enough, you just increase the chances of coming up snake eyes.

hambon4lif
01-10-2010, 09:11 PM
It's awful that anyone get's that low, regardless of whether they may have brought it on themselves.I agree, it's fucking tragic no matter how you look at it.

What every judgmental self-righteous fuck FAILS to realize, is how he chose to take himself out. A large percentage of folks who choose to punch a round-ticket do it by taking a fistful of pills and laying back (the pussy way out)......this fuckin' guy took a knife and drove it into himself nine times!

Think for a minute (or even a second) of how much pain this dude was in. Must've been pretty vacant. Taking pills is easy, but schenking yourself 9 times?....that takes total resignation of your heart and soul..quite a bit of work. You must really want to go.....

I didn't think he was that funny myself, in fact, I thought he was at his most humorous when he wasn't trying to be....when he wasn't trying so hard. He unwittingly said alot of shit that made me laugh.

I personally don't give a flying fuck on a rolling donut what the hell you think about the guy....it's pretty fucked up when someone reaches that state of mind. They don't need your cheap-assed fibre-optic opinion, they need your help.

hideyoursheep
01-11-2010, 07:36 AM
I agree, it's fucking tragic no matter how you look at it.

What every judgmental self-righteous fuck FAILS to realize, is how he chose to take himself out. A large percentage of folks who choose to punch a round-ticket do it by taking a fistful of pills and laying back (the pussy way out)......this fuckin' guy took a knife and drove it into himself nine times!

Think for a minute (or even a second) of how much pain this dude was in. Must've been pretty vacant. Taking pills is easy, but schenking yourself 9 times?....that takes total resignation of your heart and soul..quite a bit of work. You must really want to go.....

I didn't think he was that funny myself, in fact, I thought he was at his most humorous when he wasn't trying to be....when he wasn't trying so hard. He unwittingly said alot of shit that made me laugh.

I personally don't give a flying fuck on a rolling donut what the hell you think about the guy....it's pretty fucked up when someone reaches that state of mind. They don't need your cheap-assed fibre-optic opinion, they need your help.


You think maybe heroin is healthy? That it's good for you? Correct me if I'm wrong, but that shit is just as deadly as a shank to the liver.

He worked ON A SHOW where the BOSS allowed him do do what ever the fuck he wanted...Threatening co-workers, coming to work high, not coming to work at all, etc.. and nobody said shit to this fucking spoiled turd. A climate of enabling was created by Stern-for at least 3 years if not longer. The fucking guy doesn't want any help-and he sure as fuck isn't going to get my sympathy for being a class A douchebag addict on the radio that I PAY FOR!!

I DON'T think listening to a dude with little comedic talent having a hissy fit and throwing shit at people is entertaining, unless the people who are the targets of his tantrums are allowed to retaliate in full. Stern helped create this mess, he never dealt with it properly to begin with. I could give 2 shits about how many times he stabbed himself, honestly. The whole "hesitation wounds" thing reeeks of "not really wanting to kill himself". People with a lot less in life suck it up and do their thing every day without jumping off rooftops by the dozens, and I'm supposed to feel sorry for Artie Lange now? Fuck him! Coward.

I want him to live, but I want his bullshit off the radio. I'm sick of having his life shoved into my ears. I know a lot of people more interesting than him, and I don't feel obligated to kiss his ass because HE has a drug probem or depression issues or he-can't-stop-eating disorders or whatever the fuck he's going through this time, simply because he's on the radio. If he were a real man he would have accepted help a long time ago. If Howard were a real friend he wouldn't have let things get this out of hand with Lange. He should have been fired or put in rehab, period.

bluemustard
01-11-2010, 10:06 AM
click new york post video frame here:

artie interview october 2009

Artie Lange | Daily Blog for the Baby Gorilla (http://savebabygorilla.com/)

thome
01-11-2010, 11:01 AM
I knew; like we all may have this lovely little girl back in High School who would monthly be in and out of the mental hospital and would cut her arms with a knife for attention.

I got to know her due to a mutual freind and was sympathetic to her platonically. Yet she was a lovely brunette. I would visit her in the weekend centers she was sent to she had issue I won't go into..blown out of porportion, but very hard for her to deal with.

I believe she finally grew out of it we lost touch after school..

But at times I just thought her pain had manifested itself from crying and not wanting to live, to a cut myself so someone will care for me when people would have cared cutter or not...a game...at times..look at me I can almost die even more than the last time due to the attention increase with the knew advent of cutting herself..

Artie reminds me of this girl, half assed suicide, but not really, just a attention grab of look at me if no one looks they try more dangerous thing or too much of a pussy to really do the deed.

Hope he gets it together, he is somewhat childish and spoiled rotten hissy fit to me.

I don't believe in his head he is as bad off..... as he is spoiled.

I hope he never proves me wrong.

hideyoursheep
01-12-2010, 05:55 AM
Plus, drugs don't make you remotely interesting, creative or clever. Instead, they screw up talent, fuck you in the eye socket leaving your life shattered and fucked.
I mostly agree with that, but...........not all of it.

















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george
01-13-2010, 08:14 AM
That other show on Sirius/XM hasn't been disrespectful to Artie's situation..

I've been listening to Stern and I get the feeling he really doesn't give a shit. I don't think he cares about anyone except for his girlfriend/wife?

Artie really isn't that funny.. or at least lately he hasn't been. I remember seeing him on one of Conan's final shows (the show at 12:30) and he bombed. He was probably bombed. "Too Fat To Fish" - really? "Jack and Coke" - ?? I saw him years back at the Cellar and he wasn't funny at all.

Bring back Billy West and Jokie Jokeman... eh, nah. Don't do that.