Sarah Palin to Contribute to Fox News

[kwame k]

Former Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska has signed on as a contributor to the Fox News Channel.

The network confirmed that Ms. Palin would appear on the network’s programming on a regular basis as part of a multiyear deal. Financial terms were not disclosed.

Ms. Palin will not have her own regular program, one person with knowledge of the deal said, though she will host a series that will run on the network from time to time. This person would not elaborate, but the network does have a precedent for such a series. Oliver L. North is the host of an occasionally running documentary series on the military called “War Stories.”

Many suspected that when Ms. Palin retired as the governor of Alaska last summer she was doing so to pursue some sort of career in television. The Fox News deal, however, would not seem to be all-encompassing, and would appear to give her room for other pursuits, as well.

The deal was formally announced on Monday afternoon. Robert Barnett, Ms. Palin’s lawyer, did not respond to a call for comment. “I am thrilled to be joining the great talent and management team at Fox News. It’s wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balanced news,” Ms. Palin said in a statement.

Link (http://mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/01/11/sarah-palin-to-contribute-to-fox-news/?no_interstitial)

[kwame k]

Isn't this the second sign that Armageddon is taking place.

[twonabomber]

good, it'll keep her out of office and just show more people how stupid she is.

[hambon4lif]

When Fox plots revenge on the world, they don't fuck around.

I was really hoping she'd go into porn myself....

[kwame k]

When Fox plots revenge on the world, they don't fuck around.

I was really hoping she'd go into porn myself....

Never happen....she's one of those religious nut-jobs who thinks fucking for any purpose other than for procreation is dirty and a sin.

[FORD]

This won't last. Sarah is definitely DUMB enough for FAUX Noize, and certainly right wing enough to spew their bullshit. But we all know that FAUX only hires females that could work as Penthouse pets or Victoria Secret models (with the exception of Greta von Botox).

And Moosealini just don't measure up by that standard.

[sadaist]

Ollie's "War Stories" is kinda cool though. I've seen it 3 or 4 times and enjoyed it each time.

[kwame k]

Ollie's "War Stories" is kinda cool though. I've seen it 3 or 4 times and enjoyed it each time.
Seen a few of 'em myself, kinda of interesting.

[Anonymous]

Never happen....she's one of those religious nut-jobs who thinks fucking for any purpose other than for procreation is dirty and a sin.

Shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup!!!!!!!!!

:mad:

Cheers! :bottle:

[Blackflag]

I don't like her, and I would never vote for her to be dog catcher...but she's the smartest motherfucker in the room.

She doesn't care about politics or getting elected. While you idiots keep arguing about democrat/republican nonsense, she just turned the whole fiasco into a payday. Everybody who says how fucking stupid she is couldn't afford her fucking car, and she's laughing all the way to the bank. My kind of girl.

[kwame k]

Shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup!!!!!!!!!

:mad:

Cheers! :bottle:

Sorry for ruining the Wet Dream, dude;)

[sadaist]

It's not her politics, or lifestyle, or anything like that why I don't like Palin. It's the way that no matter who she is talking to, a reporter, an audience of 10,000, anyone....she has this cutesy condescending tone where she talks down to people with a smile on her face, wink in her eye, and exaggerated accent. Trying to be cute & funny while attempting to tell others she is right and they are wrong. It doesn't even matter to me if she is right. Just the way she talks to people bugs the hell out of me.

[kwame k]

Yeah, as soon as she opens her mouth the hotness factor goes down 50 points.

[lesfunk]

kwame fucked up the title of this thread. It Should read, "Sarah Palin to Cuntribute to Fox news.
Get with it son!

[WACF]

Never happen....she's one of those religious nut-jobs who thinks fucking for any purpose other than for procreation is dirty and a sin.

Those are the dirtiest....

[lesfunk]

I'd give her a "Crusty Pirate"

[hambon4lif]

Yeah, as soon as she opens her mouth the hotness factor goes down 50 points.....um, i dunno about that. I'd give her 50 points if her mouth was open for the right reason.:blow:

[kwame k]

kwame fucked up the title of this thread. It Should read, "Sarah Palin to Cuntribute to Fox news.
Get with it son!
:biggrin:

[kwame k]

....um, i dunno about that. I'd give her 50 points if her mouth was open for the right reason.:blow:

:hee:
OK, let me clarify......as soon as she talks.

[kwame k]

Those are the dirtiest....


Ah, the old Catholic School Girls......to be a teenager again:)

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I'm not going to be mean-spirited or anything politically motivated....

But the bottom line is that she is completely incompetent....

Even for Republicans... ;)

[kwame k]

I'm not going to be mean-spirited or anything politically motivated....

But the bottom line is that she is completely incompetent....

Even for Republicans... ;)

....even for Inanimate Objects:)

[Terry]

I don't like her, and I would never vote for her to be dog catcher...but she's the smartest motherfucker in the room.

She doesn't care about politics or getting elected. While you idiots keep arguing about democrat/republican nonsense, she just turned the whole fiasco into a payday. Everybody who says how fucking stupid she is couldn't afford her fucking car, and she's laughing all the way to the bank. My kind of girl.


She was certainly smart enough to realize that her chances of getting re-relected as Gov of Alaska after the 2008 VP campaign fallout were slim, and also smart enough to realize there are at least a few million people out there who will lap up anything she has to say and buy anything she attaches her name to without any questions or hesitations.

Why bother staying in office or campaigning (which opens her up to *gasp* questions from reporters) when she can go on Fox and feed their viewership their daily pablum? The pay is better, there's less scrutiny on checking the facts of what she says vs reality, and she can cater to the fringe.

[FORD]

FAUX has leaked this graphic from Palin's new show :biggrin:

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm36/zulch/palin_show.jpg

[Nitro Express]

Isn't this the second sign that Armageddon is taking place.

I hear she's going to be in a porn film with Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck.

[Nitro Express]

When Fox plots revenge on the world, they don't fuck around.

I was really hoping she'd go into porn myself....

I was thinking the same thing. She's her own worst enemy.

[Nitro Express]

Never happen....she's one of those religious nut-jobs who thinks fucking for any purpose other than for procreation is dirty and a sin.

She's a religious nut job because that is the base she empowers herself with. In my experience such people are fake as hell. They usually can't be trusted and tend to be less wholesome than they potray themselves.

[kwame k]

I hear she's going to be in a porn film with Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck.:biggrin:

[hideyoursheep]

Excerpts from her audio book....a must-hear!:hee:

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[BITEYOASS]

Have her on before Glenn Beck and you'll get "Faux News Cavalcade of Comedy!" :D

[MAX]

I don't care what any of tou say cos you'd all look at her neekkkid.........

[VanHalener]

...I was really hoping she'd go into porn myself....

Me too because...
http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt112/ShKirby/Would%20Hit/excalibur.jpg:hitch:

OWWWW!

[Hardrock69]

Anyone who accepts the 'position' of McCain's running-mate on a Retardlican platform by saying it is "God's plan" or whatever is in no position to comment on anything, as in her case, by making an asinine comment like that, she showed she is a fucking idiot tool with an intellect that matches her shoe size, which is just what McCain wanted as a VP.

[Seshmeister]

Sarah Palin to Contribute to Fox News
That's an oxymoron if I ever heard one.

Fox News?

From what I've seen she fit in just great!

Jon Stewart's writers must have opened the champagne when they heard about this... :)

[kwame k]

Fox News?

From what I've seen she fit in just great!

Jon Stewart's writers must have opened the champagne when they heard about this... :)


I'm telling ya this will be comedy gold, Jerry..........

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Watch the latest news video at video.foxnews.com

[hideyoursheep]

:lmao:

While they were preparing her for her debate with Joe Biden, she kept referring to him as "senator OBiden" by mistake, so she comes out and asks "Can I call you Joe?"

She still called him Obiden during the debate.

:lmao:

Sarah Gump......Run Sarah, run!!!

[Golden AWe]

what will she do, blowjobs?

[Nickdfresh]

I wonder if anyone will put a dollar in her panties?

[Nickdfresh]

what will she do, blowjobs?

Only if she can rationalize them as "Jesus-milkshakes™."

[Nickdfresh]

Fox News?

From what I've seen she fit in just great!

Jon Stewart's writers must have opened the champagne when they heard about this... :)

Ha! Jon just converted to Christianity because there must be a Jesus and Jesus surely loves The Daily Show! :)

[Satan]

Only if she can rationalize them as "Jesus-milkshakes™."

I'm not touching that one with a 10 foot pitchfork! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif

[Hardrock69]

I saw a clip this morning on ABC of her first appearance on the O'Reilly show last night (whatever the name of the show is...who gives a fuck).

I wanted to throw up. First thing she does is start in with her stupid shit about "Gee whiz what an honor it is to be allowed to be here....golly gee!".

And he asked her why people hate her so much or some fucking shit. She said something like "Golly gee I don't know!".

Just one more reason to avoid the FAUX Network.

I saw an item on the news this morning that said a poll found that not just Democrats disliked her.....that a majority of everyone finds her revolting. :D

Hey, I have a "Jesus Milkshake" for her fucking face.....

Here...watch Sarah Palin porn at Hustler.com for free. Click on the link below, then click on the link where it says "I AGREE ENTER SARAH PALIN PORN PARODY".

Hustler - Exclusive High Quality Porn Videos, Hardcore Sex, Pornstars and Porn Parodies (http://www.hustler.com/mansion1/palin_warning.php)

[Nickdfresh]

I'd like them to pull the ear piece out of her lobes, shut off the monitor--and then ask her to name THREE CUNTRIES in Africa....

That would be a hoot! I'm pretty sure she's forgotten since the frustrated McCain handlers gave her an 8th grade social studies redo...

[kwame k]

Jesus, can you imagine the :pullinghair: McCain's people did trying to teach that dimwit anything. No wonder there was so much animosity between McCain's camp and her.

[Anonymous]

Sorry for ruining the Wet Dream, dude;)

Well, you haven't ruined the wet dream... just my hopes of making it happen.

I hope you're wrong. I really hope you're wrong.

You're wrong, Kwame.

She rims. And does dirty A2M. And swallows, and loves being urinated on!

...

I'll be back in ten minutes.

Cheers! :bottle:

[BITEYOASS]

Only if she can rationalize them as "Jesus-milkshakes™."

Well she does love those Creampies, w/o birth control! She's probably one of those weirdos who get off on being pregnant. Hence the large family.

BTW, if you don't know what a Creampie is, then ask "THEDOCTOR".

[ZahZoo]

I think this deal with Fox is great news!! Good value for the entertainment buck...

[Nickdfresh]

Well she does love those Creampies, w/o birth control! She's probably one of those weirdos who get off on being pregnant. Hence the large family.

BTW, if you don't know what a Creampie is, then ask "THEDOCTOR".

Or she's a completely full of shit public moralist --hiding a hypocritical secret life where she banged her husband's business partner while popping dozens of birth control pills...

Who knows? But she certainly failed to transfer her supposed, vain morality to her daughter...

[Golden AWe]

Oh yeah, I'd hit it.

[ZahZoo]

Or she's a completely full of shit public moralist --hiding a hypocritical secret life where she banged her husband's business partner while popping dozens of birth control pills...

Who knows? But she certainly failed to transfer her supposed, vain morality to her daughter...

Geez... don't you sound like an old crusty morality fuddy-dud.

If you have kids... I hope you don't come down on them or yourself too hard when they make choices that aren't in sync with your parental guidance or beliefs...

[Seshmeister]

Considering they have a mentally ill mother and the genes of two complete fucking idiots you could argue the aren't kids doing that bad so far...

Wait until one ends up sitting on the bell tower of the local church with a high powered rifle...

[ZahZoo]

Considering they have a mentally ill mother...


Who doesn't have a mentally ill mother to one degree or another..? ;)

[Nickdfresh]

Geez... don't you sound like an old crusty morality fuddy-dud.

If you have kids... I hope you don't come down on them or yourself too hard when they make choices that aren't in sync with your parental guidance or beliefs...

It's not that I'm a "moral fuddy-dud" at all. It's her hypocrisy that sort of disgusts me, not the fact she, or her daughter, might be human. I just find her to be an arrogant, pompous and completely transparent dolt.

It's that she's built a good deal of her public persona (and paycheck) on being a judgmental, moralist asshole pursuing some agenda of "bringing back those old time values" that may or may not of ever existed to begin with. It's like the Republicans that held perpetual moralist witch-hunts of the Clintons, only to have been exposed as themselves to be lecherous assholes and genuinely shitty human beings in their often creepy private lives--which no one is now supposed to scrutinize like they scrutinize others...

[hideyoursheep]

The "liberal media" this dumb chick keeps referring to is only a minority in a deep ocean of bought-and-paid-for consevative media puppets... who will never be happy until the opposition is completely silenced and the conservative voice has a monopoly over all media outlets....

and I would hit it........with a shovel.

[letsrock]

She will bring some comic relief to that station.